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Spurs Out, Wenger Out
Ahhhhhahahahahahahahahh!!!!!!!!!!11111111111!!!!!! !!!!
Bad luck plucky Totts!
This is a disgusting downside. Sanchez, Van Persie writing of their love for
Dropping Aubameyang shows how pathetic he really has become
RIP Verne Troyer...we lost a good won imo
Almost secured the 6th place trophy
This City squad better than the Invincibles? They *already have 29 wins
Sports India
I didn't like yesterday. I thought it should be a more celebratory experience
Still, at least Tottenham provided some light relief this weekend.
Star sports
Christ, now I have a to find a pub to watch the game in on Thursday.
Kate squeezing another one out has brought out the mentals, I see.
Thoughts and observations from the weekend.
I want Arsene back. And Cesc.
Ermmmmmm...
CONGRATULATION to Kate
Oooh, that annoying healthy chef who irritated me in Professional Masterchef died
News
Remember when Cesc scored a penalty against Barca with a broken leg?
Missing Cesc is too easy, which player from the post Highbury era that never really
Since we’re doing the Wenger retrospective, how about great mysteries of his era?
So under a new regime any chance for Lucas Perez to stick around.
WHat was he thinking - Part II: Wenger's Worst XI
Seems like these Radio 5 guys have missed a trick
Don't forget Ch5 10pm tonight folks, Fergie vs Wenger: The Feud
Photo of a cheerful Oriental gentleman of full habit in the snow.
Approximately 18 months ago I, World's End Stella, went on an extensive youtube
The problem with Canada is.
Did anyone else see this piece whining about people taking the p1ss out of Kane?
Hold on. Kevin de Bruyne did not win PFA Player of the Year.
Wd David Squires
Apparently Ivan wants Arteta, Raul wants Enrique and Sven wants Naglesmann
loooooooooooool @LaMacron
Why didn't we buy this Salah bloke then? Wenger out!
Liverpool are going to win it aren't they?
The bird next to Ian Rush looks quite tasty
Those cheeky Scousers
We're not going to score 5 tomorrow, are we?
let's make up rumourswimb. What was Ranieri doing at the Emirates this past weekend?
Arsene has just admitted that the timing of his departure was ‘not really my decision
Now this is drunk!
I watched the Liverpool game in a pub in Cardiff last night
IUFG - an HR related question
Just who are these c*nts infesting every corner of humour in society ?
This Alfie Evans thing
So the season we fail to qualify, Barcelona, Real Madrid and Bayern Munich
You've got to hand it to ol' Reg.
So now apparently 'involuntary celibate' or 'incel' men are swearing revenge on the
This Windrush f*ck up has totally de-railed the Govts immigration targets
Last Friday I did what I *think* would fall into Awimb's definition of "all-day
So a Labour constituency is being investigated for postal vote fraud.
If say we are humiliated this evening.
Where should I go for my summer holidays, AWIMB? Corsica (Calvi), Lake Garda or
I must pay personal tribute to Rich, who is awimb's ginger step-child.
Things that confuse and anger me - multiple choice bins.
Steven Gerrard is available :-(
This can't be good news for spurs
You'd have to be pretty confident we can beat Chelsea to any managerial appointment
Louis van Gaal being linked with Arsenal job
I see the Irish have a novel way of stopping English horses from winning imo
****ing Robbie Savage! **** **** **** ****
Good start....if this keeps up then Bould vs Simeone is on!!
Simeone up in the directors box behind Ivan
We’re still going to f*ck this up.....
What a hang. What a leap. What a salmon. LaK7 - I love you.
Lacazette waving his arms to fire the crowd. Man is pumped.
Wenger out
1 player vs 4 defenders and a goalie
I don't believe this. It's like Gibbs' slip in the CL semi. Mustafi. Or Welbz that
I won’t bother with the 2nd leg
What a contrast in organising a defence.
That’s completely ruined my evening
Danny welbeck is a robot. And ****e at football. I would sell every single
You thought it couldn’t be worse, didn’t you? Oh no... it can
Sad but quite fitting that the old bast*rd’s last hurrah
Herbert. in the future I plan to make a special guitar
Was the ref good last night? I thought he started well then decided
One point from last night
Two words for you all- Paul Vaessen
Well done, the Koreans, imo.
This weekend
Cosby...
The host of the (generally excellent) Arsenal Vision podcast suggesting we hire
Skip the other clowns and go straight to King Louis, imo :clap:
who ****in wants :fight:
Luis Enrique wants
Sanchez coming into a bit of form lately
The pre-match Mourinho,Fergie,Wenger love in
Fewest 2018 away points in Europe’s Top 5 league lol
Parting gift to Arsene would be to break Alexis's leg, of course.
I like these scrappy youth players. Do they make mistakes? Sure
Giroud would have scored from that cross
Jacka again...
Considering some of our horror shows at OT this isn’t too shabby
0 away points in 2018
Well it was a pretty good effort.
Another earthquake in Syria tonight :-(
I wonder if we will start next season with 0 away points this calendar year?
Granit Xhaka
Fvck me but Diane Abbott is a thick, useless lump of lard
This Mavropanos chap looks quite useful. A few positive moments in the game
I want Ancelotti, why is this an unpopular opinion?
Max Meyer in
When are we likely to get the new man in?
IUFG - you watch The Feud on Friday?
A couple of articles that made me smile
Tomorrow...bank holiday in Switzerland
Next Arsenal manager odds
So Lords vote means May now likely to be sent back to "renegotiate" in the event of
Speaking of dickheads
Bosnian media reporting the Liverpool assistant will be our next
The bad thing about Zelda taking over is Bellend won’t cut his hair now!!! (no text)
So now the IRGC has had enough too, they've practically surrendered.
Bad luck, the plucky Bayerns.
people have overlooked something very important with Wenger leaving
I hate people :-(
San Francisco looks nice these days
In my new job, I have to manage/work with a lot of millennials.
Shall I buy a Nespresso machine or take advantage of their
Has anyone worked out what it was the frogs were rioting about yesterday?
Jesus fúcking Christ Roma, we all knew you had no chance but ffs!
Farkin 'ell .. ref was staring his man down there
Arsenal 5/1 to win the EL
That’s the score line tomorrow night...7-6 Arsenal
People who haven't been linked with the Arsenal job yet
Liverpool
Recruiting for a job and I'm struck by the ineptitude of graduate CVs.
Funny isn’t it. This rank ugly, race-baiting **** of a “poet” contritely admits
I was moderately up beat about our chances tonight, until I saw this photo
Good to see our Jewish chums getting in on the whole medieval superstition thing.
Anyone had Tennis Elbow?
I'm guessing that if we get knocked out tonight....
I hope we win tonight. I need cheering up
Why do people ask for all the toppings at Subway?
Given the defensive sh*tness of Kos and Mustafi. I wonder if AW will call up Holding,
Here goes nothing
KOSCIELNY....RIP official thread
Can’t decide if this is the makings of a vintage performance or
Costa swatting Bellerin away like a fly there
Costa outsprinting Bellend....so much for being faster than Bolt!
Señor Bellerin! Señor Costa just made you look a total bitch. It would help you to
I know, Why don't we keep trying to play up through the middle of their defence
WD to whoever just screamed at Ramsey to ' get up' following that failed instep
Jesus Wept. Can we not keep the ball for more than 5 seconds after winning it back
I can't write what I actually think of Urzil right now.
There is a certain symmetry to Costa drawing the curtain on the Wenger era
Our inability to cross the ball is a joke
Can’t Wenger just go now?
50m transfer budget trhis summer
Thought Chambers did well
A damp squib of an ending, but I expected nothing else.
If ever anyone, in the history of employment, needed to be fired, it's our guy.
Arsene virtually in tears in the interview when asked if he was sad that he wouldn't
Another thing from last night, we now need three CBs rather than two
My Grandad held on to this morning waiting to see The Arsenal win.
I hope Sir C is still safely in the Lake District and wasn't at home yesterday.
One thing about Atletico last night....
Does anyone here speak Portuguese?
Any of you political types want to opine on these elections?
Monday UK Bank Holiday
Stoke gone, Wenger gone
Looks like Fergie is all set to steal Wenger's thunder one more time
Best grou pever
Mavropanos...has to be a contender for Player of the Season imo
Who are all these gulls, these dupes, with their Merci Arsene t shirts.
In the end, it's frustrating. Because we've got a lot of very good players.
Goodbye Per. :cry:
Big f*cking surprise to see Ozil pulling a sicky for todays game.
Blimey, that was emotional enough following it on twitter.
PEA, shoo-in for Golden boot next season
Pochettino off, Ranieri in at spurs
The media coverage of Ferguson's illness is interesting.
I bought a new drill.
Ancellotti? Old, dull.
This sunny weather
So this weekend will be John Motson's last commentary.
What's up Incels?
It's important sometimes to recall one's basic and fundamental homosexuality.
Maurico Pochettino: Tottenham must die
Bit dead on here today.
Loving this Tripadvisor post from Southampton........
So whatever happens we finish sixth?
I think it's a bit of a piss take that they probably
47 years and counting.....
1-0 and down to 10 men. Worst farewell tour ever!!
Just leave already Arsebum Whinger :banghead:
0 away points in 2018
Okay one last crazy bet this season...Southampton to go down
One more match
Five weeks until the WC starts.
Happy 49th Birthday, DB10
So, Wenger was ridiculed for suggesting that 4th place was a trophy. You now have
Tracksuit Wenger last night...
Lego.
I see Mesut's agent has come out and destroyed Keown.
Friday pm entertainment........
I really have changed.
ToolWIMB - Of all the contraptions man has contrived to ease our travails
Peyton, Banfield & Sal Bibbo all gone
15/22
So Arteta it is then ...oh well
:music: So, if you bring the sunshine, I'll bring the good times .. :music:
What will be our feelings, when, after the final whistle tomorrow, Wenger is finally
Just for today can you moaning cnuts please just FUUUUCCKK off
Team
Final minute....
Hector Bellend....commentator considered him a hero for being a vegan!
Thirteen defeats, it's absolutely amazing.
While I don’t particularly want Arteta I’m quite curious to see how it
Barcelona you fvckin faggit lameasses. Invincibles you're not!
My life has changed in every detail since Arsene arrived.
Are YOU gammon and proud?
Can I recommend the post-Burnley Arsenal Vision podcast titled "I'm not crying,
Do Tottenham fans have a certain look?
Berni, will you now remove your curse on Arsenal
I'll tell you who I won't miss. Vic Akers.
Alfie Mawson anyone
Why has Lacazette looked so much better since March?
A bright new day! I think it's time for a little Led Zeppelin
What's for lunch?
I'm pretty confident you could get rich by going around Turkish restaurants and
BTW...we kept a clean sheet away from home in Wenger's last game
Ireland vs ***istan - Only Test
Toronto Wolfpack yesterday...led Warrington 10-6 at HT
I haven't had one of these for a while
MusicWIMB: What's the song where the slightly shouty chorus says
Arteta planning his back room staff
Well done Fulham
I must say, I do like the way the Israelis don't fvck about.
I understand the dribbling cretins of Arsenal FanTV are upset at the prospect of
Aubameyang scored more PL goals than Sanchez this season :cloud9:
I'm supportive of the Arteta appointment but if he brings that ****
So the Royal Wedding seems to be descending into farce
This is very good from David Squires......
***istan in a bit of bother vs Ireland
Any of you guys into geocaching?
Ever had a doctor actually laugh at you while giving a diagnosis/prognosis?
glw out tonight.
Well these P@kistanis seem to have no sense of fun, I'm afraid.
So farewell then, Jlloyd Samuel, aged 37.
The Germans...
Hang about, where's reg?
Tom Wolfe gone. For years I thought Bonfire of the Vanities to be an unsurpassable
Two new tribes are all set to emerge
Arsenal in talks to sign Seri from Nice
Jack left out of WC squad
Big Sam
These people are not mental, ohhhh no