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- Cameron House Hotel on Loch Lomond :-(
- I’m pretty sure Oxford St at Xmas would’ve changed Dr Johnson’s mind about London
- All this fapping over Sir Kevin of Bruyne and no mention of
- a bloody mug
- There is nothing worse on earth than the high pitch shriek of an excited child
- Christmas LOL
- Tube Junkies: Did you know the Paris Metro had an Arsenal station until 1939.
- Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo !
- I suspect we are about to start telling our children that
- Big Bash is back!!!
- Are we sacrificing tonight’s game?
- So we got an All female Oceans11 now?!
- Walcott...should be scoring that!!!
- Giroud..slowest player to pull a hammy?
- I think I have just effectively witnessed a rape on the train.
- Why is this Ed Sheeran chap popular?
- What's your most annoying, ongoing, pointless health related warning?
- TR7 announces his retirement
- I got hideously drunk yesterday.
- Hold on, we won, did we?
- Walcotts header
- Not sure the increasing use of retrospective bans are such a good thing
- I see our Norwegian chums have been at it again in Melbourne.
- Much as it sticks in my craw to evince empathy for a Tory, I feel it is absurd
- Jesus Christ. Everyone gets divorced or equivalent.
- So it's Chelsea
- What's going on at Ajax?
- Without wishing to get all Brita water filters on your arses...
- Is anyone working a full day today?
- I’m a bit distressed by these blue passports we’re going to get.
- Didn’t realise we were playing tonight.
- Merry Christmas Mother ****ers
- Driving the family home in your new Benz, with the Wombles song at full volume;
- World Cup Sweepstakes II update
- Merry Christmas :wave:
- This is a pile of cund
- The coaching of these 2 teams is shocking
- I don't much care for Klopp's snotty tone when he speaks of us. We need to drive a
- No awimb Christmas wishes from bueno...
- Merry Christmas fagmasters
- So what are we going to do about this Kane fellow?
- £75m for Dick van Dyke
- Really....
- Where are all you cretins
- **** off Palace you cunds
- No Ozil and all red kit. Not happy.
- What a terrible game this is
- Should’ve subbed Ospina on for the penalty
- Did Cech call Mike Dean a f*ckin c**t at the final whistle?
- Don't think we did enough for all 3 points anyway - Wenger out
- Thought -- stay with me here -- Cyborg vs Holm last night was a lesson for us.
- How is it possible that I feel worse today than yesterday?!?
- So a YouTuber has done something stupid and people on Twitter are outraged
- Thon fireworks that went wrong in Oz. What a show. I'd say that's the
- Hang about, isn't it only a few years ago that those cuddly Iranians
- Saw this movie over XMas and feel rather dirty still....
- Has the transfer window been flung wide yet?
- Happy New Years AWIMB
- ooooh, well done Arsene
- So, we're now down to sixth.
- So the Windies got raped this morning.....
- How do you kill two women, go to jail for each offence and get out to do it again?
- Sir Charlie! I am more disappointed than angry.
- Arsenal vs Chelsea Predicted line up
- Sky Sources: Arsenal are in advanced talks to sign highly rated defender
- Who still has their Christmas decorations up?
- Santa brought me a Legends Stadium Tour with Perry Groves, which I took yesterday.
- Got an Amazon Fire stick for the bedroom tv
- Just in case anyone was on the fence about whether vegans are insane...
- So, score predictions for tonight then?
- Here's a thing: Shane McGowan turned 60 on Christmas Day
- What was the single best thing you ate this christmas?
- Holding starts
- Final 5 minutes was like a game of Fifa imo
- Chambers needs to move it along asap.
- A good day ruined by the new ball
- What's wrong with Xhaka?
- So all the telly pundits and media agree that diving needs to be driven from the game
- Forget my comment about Chambers yesterday
- Nice to hear Cesc being clapped off last night.
- Anyway, talking of being cüntstruck, hats off to whatsisname off of UKIP for some
- Sorry, bit behind on the news, but it appears a member of Labour's front bench has
- A new addition to worst statue ever......
- Some sad news that I know you'll want me to share.
- Jesus wept !
- This is interesting but disturbing.
- You realise that Reg is currently in Iran
- I've been chatting with reps from Bugatti. Looking good for product placement.
- If Uber had a proper sense of banter, they'd be using John Worboys to advertise how
- I probably wouldn't have left the bit about my partner trying to eat a napkin out.
- As of today the Berlin Wall has been down longer than it was up.
- I'm pretty sure they didn't need an article this long to answer this question
- This Wenger charge for calling into question the integrity of the referees
- I am rather enjoying the left getting their knickers in a twist about a right-wing
- According to Twitter, today is National Bird Day. So, here
- Blimey! Chelsea's new manager seems to be a bit of alright.
- NFL wimb...Gruden going to get 100 million to coach the Raiders
- Proof I have psychic superpowers
- Interesting news from the racing world about the Qatar lot...
- Say we, are, out the cup.
- Ball watching still all the rage at London Colney
- David O 'leary sitting behind Wenger today
- Maitland-Niles might make a decent footballer but he does get skinned too easily at
- The **** up at Forest
- That's a relief. Now we can concentrate on the (Europa) League.
- Quite nauseating coverage of the Golden Globes today. The hollywood
- The whole club is currently a shambles
- This morning I remembered some stuff and it made me deeply grateful
- This Reiss Nelson chap is the new Theo. Blinding pace and
- Would someone be so kind as to explain exactly why Chuba Akpom is still under the
- Having read glowing reviews and taken Kermode's word for it that
- Where is Pat Vegas
- How much did you pay for your last pair of jeans?
- Best ever Weller line?
- Coq Off
- Sanchez off Here is who might or might not come in
- my efforts in trying to be frugal don't appear to be working.
- CollegeFootballwimb...thought Alabama were toast
- Iwobi....well I got my answer
- Cristian Pavon.....apparently we're paying his release clause from Boca Juniors
- I really really hope we don't sell Alexis to city in this window. It would show what
- How many first team/pick players did Citeh put out last night?
- Parking in first without the handbrake.
- Anyone watch 'The House of Saud' on telly last night?
- Anyone seen in Tesco lately the massive stacks of unsold, discounted, Alcohol-Free
- Tube stations which sound like food and drink
- Tube stations that sound rude ..
- I see Sadiq Khan has had to agree to an increase of stop and search
- Is it just my impression
- I have a terrible confession to make. It happened over the Christmas holidays and
- Unable, due to time constraints, to visit my usual tonsorial consultant,
- €25m for Coquelin, good business
- No Ozil...Alexis and the Greek kid on the bench...IWobi rewarded with a start
- Our corner taking is a pile of unmitigated, rancid old pikey ****.
- They were pretty solid tonight in fairness
- Top 5
- Mixed feelings on that VAR ****. I felt it worked
- I was watching a Tim Cup last week and it was weird as the commentators
- Mrs May is getting right on my titties now. The utopian vision of a future Britain,
- I see the mum of the child caught up in this H&M scandal
- Would it be too much to hope that this unspeakable cock-wart Logan Paul is
- Did you have any new years resolutions?
- Jorge...anyone know how to switch off twitter notifications for an individual
- Final remaining member of Motorhead 'Fast' Eddie Clarke has died.
- Now then.
- So, Are we still at the point where monkey jibes carry a direct impact upon black
- So. Tickets bought on the halfway line. Flights & hotel booked for the second leg.
- Sky claiming that Maureen has chipped in 25 mil for Sanchez
- Geriatric Rock coming to your town
- Astounding injury news
- Looking forward to Celtics - Sixers tonight in the Association.
- Just because Forrest beat us
- I’ve wanted a young Brazilian winger with pace and trickery
- When does King Carlo take over? :cloud9:
- Do we believe the Ancelotti rumours? This summer?
- So it's another referendum then. Ignore Mrs May's firm assertion that there will
- Have they locked Obama up yet?
- So the mighty Donald has pointed out that some countries are ‘shìtholes’ and is being
- Phil Neville in talks to become England Women's manager
- I see Graham Rix the former Chelsea employee nonce is in strife again
- Chief's Top 10 ****hole Countries
- I have to say, prince Harry and Megan Marckle make a cute couple.
- Oooopsies ....little bit of a cock-up Hawaii side i see
- We're quite Agricultural without Alexis and Ozil.
- Weak from Cech there
- Like I said the other day, we need change for change’s sake.
- The Ox playing well..why cant we get players like this?
- Le Boss had the demeanour of a broken hearted cuckold there. Thing he's
- Oh well, at least Arsene will still have his invincibles record.
- Cyrille Regis Gone
- the good news is we're gettin fvcking aubemeyang bitchez
- get mikhitayan plus aubemeyang, whose acquisition will be solidly financed by
- So how was everyone's weekend then? Mine was wonderful
- This is great. Referee kicks the player and sends him off
- Ben Stokes charged with Affray, hardly bloody worth it
- Sweepstake on the first club to sing :
- The United player swap rumours...with all due respect to...
- So that pretty young thing got dumped by the UKIP lad :clap:
- So is there a sweep on what killed herself out of The Cranberries yet?
- Can you imagine the scenes when the bids for Aubameyang and Malcom fall through and
- It's distressing to me how sh!tty Jamie Oliver looks now. The chef guy.
- So who's in the know, then? Where is the stroppy Chilean going to end up?
- coffeeWIMB what is your choice of device for procuring the sacred awakener? I have
- Talking of mentals, a chap I used to work with got in touch the other day wanting to
- We used to cream our pants when Freddie and Bobby P scored 15 a season from out wide.
- Good Lord! Just bought tickets for The Moose Cup 2nd leg. Haven't been to
- Acoording to SSN, it's looking like the Sanchez to Yanited deal hinges on whether or
- I will miss AW when he goes
- :hehe:
- So what happens to these officials who get overruled by VAR?
- :wave: nice knowing all of you if I don’t make it
- Theo's having a medical at Everton, then.
- I believe we are offering Wilshere a pay cut.
- So the French are letting us have the Bayeux Tapestry for a bit.
- A 'Conservative' British PM has appointed a Minister for Loneliness?
- Snow is ****.
- Has Theon ****ed Off Yet?
- Sanchez, £270k net a week at United
- VAR Chelsea v Norwich
- Interesting scenes at the Bridge
- " Wenger blatantly doesn't fancy Lacazette... " a Youtube comment on AFtv.
- So farewell then, Peter Wyngarde
- So, schools are closed today because "it's a little bit windy out."
- Monty's mum when she found out her grandson would be going to a CofE school
- Mesut stays after all, it seems.
- I’m still alive
- I think we all need to take a moment to appreciate the sheer scale of this man
- Duck Duck Go v Google
- Dirty, Dutch bàstards!
- Dortmund fella
- Hello
- Happy Friday.
- Would be nice if Australia could at least give us a game
- There is no-one quicker than me to denounce the french as a
- Speaking of older women * as putative owners of football clubs go
- Deso Dogg gone
- It's so brave of all these actors and actresses to come out and say they'll never
- Peter Crouch to Chelsea
- Dinner rollcall?
- DJ Bueno in da house
- hahaha **** you Brighton
- 1 goal and 2 assists from Nacho in 15 mins? Sanchez ain't fit to lace his boots.
- What was that about the raping of the ass barry??
- Sanchez was the ultimate cancer. Freakin pancreatic cancer or summat.
- Looking back on Lord of the Rings, which is now on netflix, I say: lotta dudes.
- Woooo hoooo another Superbowl appearance for the Pats
- Supposedly after we sign Aubameyang there will no funds left for transfers
- Never thought we’d be signing Mkhitaryan AND
- The Aussies yesterday.....
- Not even I would play Ozil as a wing back in my Team of the Week. Garth Crooks knows
- Any conspiracy theories on what is happening with Kolasinac?
- co-codamol is very nice.
- Fvcking refs gifted the Patriots that win. Disallowed td for Jags, two crucial pass
- Welcome to The Arsenal M Aubameyang
- wd Fabianski imo
- I got to hand it to the Stateside Gooners
- Arsenal teammates' silence in re departure of Sanchez. Not a single tweet.
- Alexis Sanchez is clearly a tremendous player however I feel United may
- Any Home cinema enthusiasts on here?
- So what number is HM going to wear?
- Aubameyang emptying BVB locker into his ghastly chrome Porsche.
- Good news for sir c
- I see the woman beater's been having his say.
- Carlos Carvalhalo reminds me of Peter Sellers for some reason.
- I'd like to work for one of these websites like the Sun. Take a story about
- Come on then, who's into Bitcoin? I get the impression everyone wants
- Enos has bought some more shares today.
- Dick Law working on the Johnny Evans deal
- Ear update
- Santi out until 2019 now
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