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  1. We're literally gonna win every trophy in the world, Geoff :-O
  2. Could PSG really **** this up?
  3. So it's either Bayern or Real Madrid, then......
  4. So with Rambo playing we scored 8 goals in abou 100 mins. Everyone says he's shíte..
  5. I'm a reasonably intelligent chap and an experienced drinker, who knows very well
  6. I'll tell you what's ****, ****ing relatives sending
  7. Right. Off out to lunch*.
  8. I haven't sent out Christmas cards yet.
  9. So who are we going to get in the fixed draw?
  10. I've boobed in a most naive fashion.
  11. Lunch?
  12. He may be a nonce, but you you've still got to give this guy 10/10 for effort
  13. Matt Le Tissier was given naked massage by coach!
  14. Lolo Koscielny.
  15. My lunch
  16. Right,what the fúck happened last night?
  17. I tell you what Clive, the fruit-knife and AK47-wielding lads have gone quiet.
  18. Now my local police force is naming and publishing pics of its grasses
  19. Keaton 'birdman' jennings
  20. Now I'm no fan of retrospective political correctness, but on balance, even I'll
  21. I haven't particularly followed the Julian Assange rape story
  22. Ozil and Sanchez gone.
  23. I note that our stabby friend from Russell Square with the 'mental health issues' has
  24. What the hell is wrong with this country.
  25. I've got a Christmas bash next week at the Churchill War Rooms.
  26. Greg Lake gone
  27. Lunch ?
  28. Well done, Santa!
  29. So the chief of MI6 says that Russia is a threat to the west.
  30. Why is the working day before any trip a complete nightmare.
  31. So joining the David Lloyd Centre has proven to be possibly the best decision of
  32. Can't stop chuckling at this
  33. What do you see? A devil's horns, or a woman legs akimbo?
  34. Congratulation to our neighbours for succesfully bagging their Thursday Cup slot.
  35. I will be going to Gatwick tomorrow morning
  36. This does raise the question of who judges the judge?
  37. I wonder if fash made it to Gatwick this morning.
  38. Subcontinent cricket really is very dull
  39. It's Stoke!
  40. Talking of cricket. . "Trump to interview Alan Mulally for secretary of state."
  41. The madness has reached Muswell Hill
  42. Geert's FEWMIN' imo
  43. "Park Impeached."
  44. Lunch?
  45. So, apparently, Uber drivers are sometimes working for less than minimum wage and
  46. Get this kid on Masterchef :hehe:
  47. So Hector's on for ten mins before he makes a goal for Feo. And all those muppets at
  48. can somebody give me a stream? And I don't mean of piss.
  49. Great ball, Ox. Sorry to have doubted you and wanting you gone. I was wrong and I
  50. I love xhaka. That elbow was what's up. Pity it was in the box but can't have
  51. Girooooud.
  52. That's the points, I think.
  53. Man City 3-0 down in 20 mins
  54. Let us hope Man City's current form can hold out for another week or so
  55. Mustafa looks to be a min of 21 days -- wenger. That sucks.
  56. Goodbye Adrian Anthony, and God bless you
  57. India 364 for 7 ---> 631 All out
  58. How is one supposed to say "xhaka." Some oaf on the TV was saying jhaka.
  59. Can someone give me an alternate stream to totalsportek. Complete
  60. Bit lucky really.
  61. Morning Awimb
  62. That Tatchell/Corbyn thing was rather funny, but
  63. Have we agreed the draw is fixed?
  64. For fúck's sake.
  65. ****ing sick of playing these ****s every ****ing year.
  66. I have just bought The Ladybird Book of The Meeting as a present for someone
  67. That Charlie Adam stamp being looked at by the FA apparently
  68. Showing Us v Leeds 2003 on the telly
  69. Less than 3 weeks before the January Draxler Window opens.
  70. Playing the first leg away. What is your preference?
  71. In this terrible year for artistic deaths
  72. Is it possible for the West to do anything right in the Middle East?
  73. I find the story that Sanchez will stay if Wenger leaves one of the
  74. Blimey! Narrow escape for Gregg Wallace imo.
  75. I didn't even tell Awimb I met the Village People
  76. I'm eating KFC at a motorway service station.
  77. He's not kidding anywon
  78. Everton tonight....
  79. Are we on the telly tonight?
  80. Kanye West meets Trump
  81. Stream for today???
  82. Arsenal are winning btw chaps :-)
  83. Ahh ..
  84. The sticky must go!
  85. ozil today, so poor
  86. Has it now become a bit boring to follow Arsenal?
  87. Is it about time we had an alternative to Özil?
  88. I can't help notice that, despite failing us, the sticky's still there.
  89. I had a feeling we'd lose last night. But I was convinced that young lad
  90. I'd say we're looking at a weekend fixture of some significance here.
  91. The mystery of Yaya Sanogo
  92. Looooooooool Arsenal Fan TV Bantz.....
  93. Feeling a trifle sketchy this morning.
  94. Lunch?
  95. So it's looking like Rolf is pretty much certain to die in nick.
  96. Talking of noncing, I recall back in the 80's, the suoer soaraway Sun ran a series of
  97. With all these nonces in the past I am beginning to feel left out.
  98. Fleet Services has burnt down.
  99. That awkward moment when you need to let someone know your password
  100. Jennifer Lawrence.
  101. I feel rather grubby, but this morning I attended a 1.5 hour time-share presentation
  102. Should I bother to go to the currency exchange and get some Yankee Dollars.
  103. Joe Root - 10 times over 75 & out before 90 in 7 of them
  104. W e s t w o r l d
  105. The Democrats' soft coup to overthrow the Donald
  106. Welbz is one week away from being back
  107. Engagementringwimb - Some questions, if I may?
  108. Wifi on the flight :cloud9:
  109. Pep talking about balls and organisation (on the pitch) in English football reminded
  110. Ooh I would love to be a fly on the wall when Monty goes on his "free" holiday
  111. At what distance would you use the telephone to speak to someone in the same office?
  112. Are the wiley Chinee about to strip Europe of the top tier of players?
  113. Piss
  114. The big issues that matter this weekend
  115. Pickup lines for your really young starlet types. Please suggest.
  116. ****ing 50 year old
  117. "Every manager has a personality and can only act with his own personality."
  118. What ho! What's Gundogan died of then.
  119. Looks like I picked the wrong week to put Walcott on the bench
  120. What a goal! Flayed them from back to front.
  121. Spurs 0-1 Burney
  122. Decent first half that.
  123. Goal kick sucker-punch and offside. Game over now.
  124. Whoops :-|
  125. What a load of old dross in the second half.
  126. Same old Wenger flaws showing themselves ... again...
  127. Geez that was terrible....absolutely terrible.
  128. I fùcking give up
  129. Showed great spirit there.
  130. Don't tell me Chelsea's improvement is about money - it's all about management
  131. wenger is the problem. same old ****. our players are better than theirs, he can't
  132. 754-7 subcontinent cricket is ****
  133. Arsenal Fan TV - back to it's glorius best
  134. Where do we stand on Granit Xhaka?
  135. Thoughts on yesterday?
  136. In the same paragraph, Arseblog has said City's equaliser was offside but that our
  137. Our next 6 PL games..............
  138. I have leetle bit lost track of who are hardcore Wengerista these days and who
  139. A woman has left a screaming baby with me under the instructions that I must keep it
  140. Oh, the Russian ambassador to Turkey has been shot
  141. Charlie, any must haves at kiln? Might pop in tomoz
  142. What kind of person would drive a truck into a crowd of people?
  143. Thing about thon Russian ambassador chappie getting slotted...
  144. That British bird in Berlin plastered pics of herself all over Twitter after
  145. Anyone else enjoying watching 'Team Sky' implode like this?
  146. People seem to think Bendan Cox should be allowed to operate as a political
  147. I'm somewhat confused by the fact that Indians appear to have chosen a Sikh mascot
  148. Every. Fücking. Time.
  149. Hello and Merry Christmas
  150. So German police are saying they have 500 leads on this terrorist chap.
  151. I can't believe I wasted my time watching the match in the casino sports book.
  152. Useless Germans Update: They've released a picture of a suspect whose ID card they've
  153. What's all this german stuff?
  154. J Rod or Draxler?
  155. For those of you who have expressed concern
  156. I need the seasoned drinkers of Awimb to assist me.
  157. Watch 'Fleabag' on BBC3.
  158. Dad's Army fillum.
  159. Name this player.....
  160. I do wish people would stop ****ing on about Sgt Blackman.
  161. There must be a case for taking the German government to court for
  162. the one rainy day in LA and I have to catch a flight. LAX completely flummoxed
  163. Nine players who have been capped by African nations have scored forty or more
  164. West Bromwich Albion ought to be the perfect Boxing Day game for us.
  165. Pards gone.
  166. Just completed the last school run of the year, to the accompaniment of
  167. You're all horrible *******s!
  168. Fat Sam in da House!!!
  169. Mince pies
  170. This morning, I am mostly contemplating the significant difference that exists
  171. Just noticed how exceptionally **** Sky & BT's choice of matches over Christmas are
  172. Eboue interview. Poor lad's been suicidal after being banned for one year in a row
  173. Free!!! Free!!! Free tickets!!!
  174. Merry Christmas bitch-cvnts.
  175. George Michael has died !!!!!!!!!!
  176. It's going to be one of those days where their keeper saves everything...
  177. That's right haterz. Suck the cock of Olivier Giroud.
  178. So basically, a bunch of highly winnable games until Chelsea on Feb 4.
  179. So Debbie Reynolds tragically follows her daughter to the gates and once more the
  180. :wave: who's back to work?
  181. Went for my first classical concert in a year - Beethoven's 9th - and wondered
  182. ooh we have avatars now :cloud9: Thank you Father Chris+
  183. Excited about the return of Wellbz.
  184. quick thought all who mocked snin politics...
  185. Yes! Crouchy with the equalizer. Get in there, Charlie Adam. Chew someone's ear off.
  186. A thought for New Years. How to improve the forum. Give posters a sh!t-ton
  187. Are Spanish-language commentators chosen for how long they can say "Goooool" instead
  188. Excellent goal. And it all started by Olly's back heel flick in our half. Great
  189. And a nice goal from young Iwobi. {I didn't know Flamster was playing for Palace.}
  190. ramsey in a failing-to-hit-the-target shocker.
  191. Bloody hell. Jamie Rednapp making sense. Souness saying Olly's goal was pure luck
  192. Great goals and luck. re: Souness slagging off Olly + MotD GotM....
  193. The good news for Manu is that
  194. Arsenal are the bridesmaids of football.
  195. Clemson vs Crimson Tide
  196. Watched Bridge at Remagen yesterday whilst tucked up on the sofa with a fire blazing.
  197. Charles, you have some explaining to do
  198. Hang on, that disablist athelete who pissed her pants on a train whining about
  199. So how was everyone's Christmas dinner then? Mine was quite superb, if I do say so
  200. Other than the sheer novelty value, anyone else find themselves largely unmoved by
  201. Bournemouth...pretty much the sort of game where we throw away 3 pts
  202. So Germany seems to be pretty fücked in the head, doesn't it?
  203. Anywon else bored of Alexis's tantrums.
  204. Hang on a minute...
  205. Now I know it's not really cool to laugh at what is clearly a man's complete
  206. Pat Vegas's belated Vegas review.
  207. What's the best thing you drank over the holidays AWMIB?
  208. Not only am I the handsomest, hardest, wealthiest, coolest and best hung AWIMBer
  209. Having slagged off Christmas telly, I quite enjoyed the Bronte sisters thing.
  210. Forget Kodi and all that stuff. my new telly box is amazing
  211. Am I the only one fearing a bit of a shock tonight?
  212. My avatar sh!ts all over pretty much all yalls. Chris + got my back yo.
  213. :music: Rime of the Ancient Mariner - Iron Maiden :music:
  214. This 'Fare Freeze' that Mr Kahn has brought in.
  215. We're getting out-played so far.
  216. Pathetic. Oh well. At least the first 2 days of the year weer nice.
  217. Xhaka is a hot headed prick. He will cost us loads. 1-0 down winnable. 2-0 not.
  218. Well this is a straight-up disaster.
  219. I was hoping perhaps going down 2-0
  220. This is beyond tragic
  221. Wenger isn't brave enough to change
  222. Good to see we've really changed it around since half time
  223. 2017 can just get to fück. Hate the sodding year already.
  224. New Years resolution time
  225. Poor PSRB will be back on the fags
  226. a bit harsh
  227. So Giroud decides that with 4 minutes to effectively stay in the title race is an
  228. Speeeeeeeeeeeritttt.
  229. SSN reporter "Is that a point that feels like a win?"
  230. On the brightside Lucas looks pretty good
  231. That was a trophy performance - 4th place trophy
  232. Mustafi still has his unbeaten streak alive
  233. I rather like the cut of this Eddy Howe fellow's gib. If we ever do manage
  234. Give ospina a run imo
  235. that was, in truth, kind of a bullish!t penalty.
  236. Another thing I would say. Giroud at least does not choke. This makes him something
  237. After sleeping on it . . .
  238. How many of these have you been to then? Blackfriars used to be my work local
  239. I accept that Giroud’s celebration didn’t cost us any time, but it’s just the
  240. The reason I get frustrated with this team
  241. I know the mummerings are that Wenger will sign a new two year deal. But if he does
  242. Anybody got any new years resolutions then?
  243. Another thing. Would it be too much to ask for Petr Cech to
  244. Whilst I have been tidying up my credit file/score* As it's nearly Mortgage time.
  245. What is the trophy these two fine gentlemen are kissing?
  246. Not a straight red on the Bournemouth player. Didn't watch it live so I had
  247. I guess if we held any linering hopes that we could still mount a title challenge,
  248. Can anyone recommend a pair of blue tooth over-the-ear headphones suitable for using
  249. To me this is a nice discovery about Lucas. He can play a little bit,
  250. That's right, Conte, you faggit.