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  1. Brexit.. People over 40 want out
  2. Speaking of Europe, Eurovision this weekend
  3. glw's away this weekend. I'm young, free and single for 48 hours.
  4. I keep reading about 'Registering' to vote for the Brexit
  5. DilemmaWIMB - Due to a clerical error, our company has failed to order printer paper
  6. gonna be in berlin next week. what you faggits drinking? :-)
  7. Sky Arts this evening, 9pm I believe.
  8. Not to sound grumpy as usual. But People do harp on about it being
  9. Evening all :wave:
  10. What an Olympic poof Andy Bell is
  11. Blondie is the horniest thing on the planet
  12. Coming next season!!! The return of more of the same!!!
  13. Arsenal ladies 1-0 up in the cup final against Chelsea
  14. FA Cup winners 2016
  15. Who's ready for an evening with Eurovision?
  16. Ratings so far out of ten
  17. Man Utd up to their old tricks with a delayed k.o.
  18. Jack Wheelchair starts!!!
  19. Man Utd match abandoned
  20. Arsenal have done it!!!
  21. St Totts day could be on.
  22. Has anyone got a ****ing stream that works?! My computer is close to be thrown on the
  23. ****ing hell Spurs :hehe:
  24. It's happened again! It's happened again! Tottenham hotspur, it's happened again.
  25. May I be the first to wish you all a very happy St Totteringham's Day :-)
  26. Spurs 5-1 down
  27. It's as good as official. Happy St Totts day :wave:
  28. How do they do it?
  29. Abso****ingloutely GLORIOUS!
  30. Modd. I will never doubt you again. LOL
  31. The boy Giroud done good today
  32. Please share the SIMB gold. Pretty please.
  33. Who knew? There really be dancing on the streets of Islington
  34. Please. Someone must have a SIMB log in. Please let me know if any have topped them
  35. Well done Andy Murray! Finally beat the slippery Serb!
  36. On a minor note happy Grimsby beat Forest Green to get into the league. Serve the
  37. Modd was right
  38. hahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahaha
  39. So much joy
  40. Did people think Sperz would lose today? I didn't. I just hoped we'd win so it
  41. Awwwww I wanted to see Lineker in his pants :-(
  42. ooh Spurs are on...
  43. Danny Mills: When a team wins the title they have a striker who gets you 20+ goals
  44. Typical MOTD biased ****. Spurs have had a wonderful season and future, we're a bit
  45. Great stuff
  46. Shearer :****er:
  47. How amusing was the Sky Sports compound?
  48. Their commitment to our cause :bow:
  49. Quite the Mystic Meg...
  50. Putting the hilarity aside for one moment. I do sometimes wonder if having a local
  51. This almost seems like a resigned sentence..
  52. Amidst all the SIMB bitching, I did rather like this little gem...
  53. So a security company left the fake bomb at OT after a training exercise :hehe:
  54. Flicking through channels last night, I came across the Queen's 90th birthday thing
  55. It really was the most remarkable conclusion to a pulsating contest, wasn't it?
  56. Rumours abound that, following Welbz' knee ouchy, we've entered the race for Zlatan!
  57. TJ and the big England snub
  58. So, as I understand it, Tomas got a big farewell, Mikel came on, almost scored,
  59. What of Walcott. I can find no mention of him in the team or on the bench
  60. Bargain basement time
  61. So who is this Vincent Janssen chap that we're signing? The new Patrick Kluivert,
  62. Paging CrossGun & Hollywood - any fresh gems from SIMB today?
  63. Summer clear out options
  64. Good news for Stan and Ivan!!!
  65. Is there any locks won can buy for wheelie bins?
  66. Good to see the likes of Poldi and Chesney
  67. Bloody hell, it's like they're trying to leave Europe
  68. :hehe:
  69. In other news, the TV and the radio kept squawking about the Women's FA Cup.
  70. Roy’s / your England squad.
  71. Has anyone seen much of Xhaka ?
  72. World's first ***** transplant
  73. reluctant assessment of needs: out: wilshire, ramsey, walcott, welbz,
  74. I find it odd the IT bloke at work
  75. Awimb, I've been toying with the idea of stoping smoking for a very long time
  76. What a bunch of fannies. What are the armed forces coming to when you can't even
  77. game on brighton..wd good start
  78. wd The Daily Mash
  79. Vine taking the piss out of Spurs title charge
  80. Thoughts on yesterday st totteringham's day and our best ever finish since 2005
  81. it just keeps on coming
  82. Game of Thrones WIMB
  83. There seems to be a bit of noise about "Fletch & Sav" breaking up
  84. Have we heard anything from Supermac'76 since the new board switch?
  85. forget Wenger out! Crossbar out!
  86. Isn't time the Sticky went? it's not valid anymore.
  87. So the BBC is going to take the recipes down off its website
  88. I usually go mental about everything. Though my Pelanty for driving in the bus lane
  89. I miss the sticky.
  90. Should this sort of info be in the public domain ?
  91. So I looked into leasing a car and, other than getting to change cars every 2-3
  92. Most depressing consumer fair ever :-(
  93. I was copied into a letter from my hernia consultant yesterday in which he declared
  94. Bloody Hell, even Sevilla's sporting director is bantering off spurs
  95. Any boobies this week?
  96. There has been a redundancy in my household
  97. Now I'm a supporter of robust policing, but...
  98. You know all these enlightened folk in Allan-bothering countries who keep getting
  99. Almost forgot. Big thanks to Anthony Taylor
  100. So, what should we read into the fact that we finished above Spurs?
  101. :clap: What's this *******s! I love the new Awimb.
  102. Is AW serious about Olly being our no.1 striker next year? I love Olly, but whenever
  103. Girls With Mesut Ozil's Eyes
  104. Ann Coulter on Radio 4 earlier
  105. Lunch?
  106. I actually thought we'd make a cheeky swoop for free JT.
  107. Are we all Sevilla fans tonight then?
  108. The 'Rooney in midfield' quandry
  109. Xhaka when asked if he can imagine playing for Arsenal next season:
  110. AWIMB lunch options ?
  111. Oi Ash! This here NATO geezer says we're going to have a war with Russia.
  112. Ok, here's my considered response to those calling me a **** below re Arse/Spurs
  113. I'm a terrible racialist awimb
  114. Speaking of Kebabs in Canada they have a odd variation of the doner kebab
  115. Any of you ****s ever picked up an STD
  116. Did anybody see "England in the 90s", on Sky last night?
  117. there is woman in the office who keeps burping
  118. I've been invited to a house of ho tonight
  119. :hehe: NSFJ (not safe for Jorge)
  120. the term 'Meet and Greet' is an odd one.
  121. Newwimb question: What the hell is that little black dot for?
  122. World's gone mad
  123. When making a stock from prawn shells, do you fry them first?
  124. Liverpool v Sevilla is on Freeview ch59 for anyone interested...
  125. Clearly onside.
  126. Klopp OUT!!!
  127. Burt Jason said European elite feared Liverpool getting into the Champions League
  128. I miss Alvaro
  129. I've been saying i'd like to see Emery be the man to take over from Wenger. They play
  130. At the risk of sounding petty...
  131. No correlation this year between transfer spend and sporting achievement.
  132. Klopp and liverpool past their peak
  133. This prick has said some daft **** since he became a pundit.
  134. Twitter is full of **** like this, I can see why some people hold it in such disdain
  135. Don't know if you've covered this but it's liquid gold. mourinho dirt. :cloud9:
  136. dammit, walcott wants to stay. five pounds a week, not more.
  137. Another Egyptian plane crash :(
  138. Klopp getting ready for the flak
  139. Apparently Jose Antonio lifted the trophy for Sevilla last night :cloud9:
  140. I see Jack Monroe is trolling sane people again.
  141. Liverpool fans fighting Seville..blame the stewards..
  142. How on earth is it taking so long to locate this plane? That part of the Med must be
  143. Useless tosser
  144. What do you reckon Awimb? He didn't get booked so retrospective ban?
  145. SpookyWIMB
  146. Plane made "sudden swerves" before it came down?
  147. Plane made "sudden swerves" before it came down
  148. Nice Spectator take-down of Corbyn's previous support for the IRA
  149. I have received invitation to the East Russia Oil and Gas Forum in Vladivostok
  150. Colombo Calapso?
  151. What a slow day and I am annoyed as the reverse bin raider is still at it.
  152. I must admit, if it wasn't for the "more posts below" crap
  153. I suppose if they put up road signs in Cornwall in English and Cornish...
  154. 70-4 and here comes Ben Stokes :applause:
  155. This week I have mostly been listening to
  156. Can we have a grown up, sensible, non controversial debate please over this hot topic
  157. The Russians have announced that it's 'probably' terrorism.
  158. Don't you get the feeling it almost feels like that they want it to be terrorism?
  159. but of course it's never their fault........
  160. Ooh, lala :-(
  161. Genital Warts
  162. I've been putting my coffee mug in the dishwasher like a nice chap.
  163. Good news from the BBC! Uganda has banned smoking in public places!
  164. I'm finally over :D
  165. This Xhaka or Kante???
  166. Liz Kendell standing on a tank in fatigues
  167. Coffee Machine WIMB
  168. Nice interview with mikel and hector in the daily mail
  169. Where do we stand on the question of a black James Bond, AWIMB? Hmmm?
  170. As photos/memes go is this the greatest of all time?
  171. Sorry, but what a total poof..
  172. With all the security in London this is a joke imo
  173. Proper ****e that, from Hales.
  174. Shambles.
  175. Very important question AWIMB, as I don't haver any protection up top.. what sort of
  176. Why the god damn rush to potty train your kids? :-(
  177. Monty what do you reckon?
  178. As silver linings go, being told by your missus that her sex drive has gone, but that
  179. Xhaka in London for his medical :cloud9:
  180. Blimey ... Triple bi-pass for L'oreal man
  181. Movie critics please lend your wisdom.
  182. I am blessed with being left footed. However
  183. Decent beersnake action at Headingley
  184. I fell asleep after half an hour of Son of Saul (due to being knackered
  185. Guardian print edition gone
  186. Weekend plans?
  187. Oooh, Laurie Penny's written something :rubshands:
  188. Anyone watched Billions on Sky Atlantic..
  189. I can't believe it what an opportunity!
  190. Scum like Jorge confuse me
  191. Have
  192. That Ronaldinho lad's a bit good
  193. Oh. We enforced the follow-on before AWIMB had a chance to discuss it at length.
  194. Obligatory youtube compilation of the new signing.
  195. New kit/New signing double whammy.
  196. Right, off down the pub to get slaughtered
  197. Brexit The Movie
  198. Is this the ****ing superbowl or the fa cup final
  199. So the singer of the national anthem, just forgot to start singing?
  200. Forget Xhaka...Welcome to Arsenal Enzo Cazorla YouTube HL Skills 2015-16
  201. Come on Palace!!!!
  202. The Lankans didn't last very long. We only gave them 2 tests when the sides were
  203. Clatten****
  204. With a defence like that you can see why Remain are worried about letting Turkey in
  205. Masher rano :redcard:
  206. Looks like Maureen coming in to ManU
  207. Jammy Bayern ****s; jammy Barca ****s;
  208. Watching GoT yesterday has left me with nothing to look forward to (No spoilers)
  209. Brexit to cause a years recession.. really ?
  210. The most cringeworthy team building event ever staged?
  211. Arsenal confirm Alexis shirt number change - AS 7
  212. BGM - In 'ere (GoT SPOILERS)
  213. Medhi Benatia on his way from Brian Munich :cloud9:
  214. So the biggest club in the world has appointed the biggest **** in the world as its
  215. What's the current cause of the EgyptAir crash?
  216. Aftonbladet claiming Zlatan is going to be Jose's assistant at Utd
  217. Hovis head gone
  218. Disappointed in the Sri Lankans tbh.
  219. I was watching a show last night about folks on benefits.
  220. Bad day for Juan Mata
  221. The new kit is okay, apart from that bloody horrible stripe
  222. It's now official. Square head gone
  223. Arsenal have submitted a bid of EUR 50,000,000 for Alvaro Morata.
  224. So, to sum up, we've bought this Swiss midfielder, a striker, and an Allan centre
  225. I’ve always thought Clattenburg was a superb referee, but those incidents on Saturday
  226. Islington, Shoreditch, Whitechapel, Stepney, Poplar, Limehouse, Wapping.
  227. I found something unusual on Ebay. People sell their 'leftover' holiday money on
  228. RaceWIMB - Are Jews white?
  229. So it appears that Austria is about to choose either a hippy or a Nazi as president
  230. Flamini will stay
  231. This is all very confusing
  232. Here's another of those thick **** dangerous dog owner stories.
  233. I do wish someone would point out to Eddie Izzard, quite how much of an old queen
  234. talking of thick ****s
  235. I suppose, despite everything, we must wait until the transfer window
  236. I’m not entirely sure why, but this Saturday I’m going to watch a rugby match
  237. Have to be disappointed this lad isn't a midfielder
  238. Meanwhile, over at The Guardian, vicious arguments between 'Remainers' and
  239. so it seems Morata will be leaving. Where will he go?
  240. I may have to go to Abu Dhabi for work.
  241. Carvajal should be available for a decent price......
  242. Popular countries nearby that you have never actually been to yet?
  243. Kwouk gone
  244. I used to quite like Joey Barton...
  245. Anywon fancy a pint?
  246. Speaking of criticising national cuisines
  247. I’m being charged £2,000 a year to be insured to drive a Ford ****ing Focus Estate
  248. Eric Cantona was almost six years younger than I am now when he retired,
  249. It often amuses me when I see this picture proudly displayed in Dutch windows.
  250. Ash >>>>>>>>