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- I see Jones stopped himself short of calling Dan Roan, a f**kin big PC pooftah
- Woy says he considers Theo a striker. No way is he going to the Euros when Rooney comes back.
- Ooh, I didn't realise it kicked off between the scousers and the Mancs last night.
- Is it just me or is the tone of this Daniels eulogy ever so slightly grudging?
- LifeWIMB: Just clocked my ex has deleted me off Facebook.
- what time is vickies little go on the gee gees?
- Flamini out for the Everton match with leetle amstring
- A nice picture of some unaccompanied refugee kids at my local hockey stadium.
- Liverpool draw Dortmund in the Euro Wafer
- I like de KOCK
- Kock out
- Barters f**king Hill. f**k off.
- Barcelona v Atletico is probably the closest matched of the four quarter finals.
- I had a smashing Banh Mi from a lovely Vietnamese lady on a stall in Enfield market earlier today.
- Here's something that's mystifyingly popular, the septum piercing
- Wow. We won the donkey slog cricket. First game of white ball cricket by Eng I've ever enjoyed.
- Come on you Cherries. Will always have a soft spot for Bournemouth and their 'Belles'
- evening gents
old skool poll
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Can't post to BB's thread below. Could be Pard's finest hour
- This has cheered me up a bit
- Ankle braclets still make me so horny, especially only on one leg >>
- Iain Duncan Smith has resigned voluntarily - which means his benefits can be delayed by up to 26wks
- Meanwhile, Hulk Hogan wins a 115m dorrar lawsuit agains Gawker
- Where oh where did Cazorla go Oh where oh where can he be?
- The weather looks as **** here as it is in Murkyside tomorrow, yuck
- I'm wondering if I should ruin another weekend by watching tomorrow's match.
- WENGER OUT!
- Oh Christ! Here we go again, what will this afternoon bring us?
- Any streams?
- Get in !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- What a goal.
- The club has been very quiet in recent weeks. Given that the manager is fending off questons about
- Beautiful goal
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- Iwobi looks decent, eh?
Great pass from Bellerin
- WD Iwobi. Lovely moment for him.
- Iwobi looking very comfortable on the ball..
- Brilliant from the youngster!
- Wengerball
- Looks like Wenger/Kroenke are getting off pretty lightly compared to this
- THEO
- 140k a week Theo V 1k a week Iwobi
- Come on Palace!!
- Can only applaud the 1st half performance and the old galoot's decision to start
- Penalty, Clatten****
- Why on earth did wellbeck try and turn on t o his left there? had a clear sight on his strong foot
- I know Everton are struggling at home but what the f**k?
- Wenger leaving Ospina on
- Cool.... find the only bar in Chamonix showing the game.
- So it's good refereeing to bring it back for a foul when there's no advantage for them, but not for
- 'arry working his magic at Derby already.
- Elneny has been top notch again today. There's a nice balance to the midfield with him and Coquelin.
- Social media is killing the knowledgeable football fan off
- How much would we get for Ox and Feo? Now we have Iwobi we could flog those two and buy a top
- Why would you leave the keeper on when he can't even stand up straight?
- This ref has had a stinker today.
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- Mahrez
- Arsene thanks for the memories but it’s time to say goodbye
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- Good goal from Mahrez. Palace are ****
- Iwobi and Campbell mean we can flog Ox and Feo and buy one world class player with that cash.....
- Oooh. Welbz has no assists but 0.96 goals per 90 mins>>>>>
- What position does this Mahrez play? How much would he cost and could we get him? We really need 2
- The West Ham charge continues! Not looking forward to that game. Hardest we've got left I think.
- Great ball by Payet. Payet and Mahrez are the two best players in the PL this season.
- Ranieri has his St Romanruins day. Chelsea cannot finish above Leicester.
- The look on Ozzy's face when Iwobi doesn't play him through after great work between Alex and Welbz.
- Chelski's last minute pen got them the only home point of any team so far today. What has happened
- I read that the 4th place trophy has been replaced by a printout of an old certificate.
- Petit can shut his f**king fat face. That is all.
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- Swiiiiiiiiiiing loooooooow
KLOPP OUT!
- I don't suppose that I'll be the only one cheering the Cherries on tomorrow?
- St Arsebum Day
- Oliver has gone from best ref to best bottler
- Has anybody noticed the uncanny resemblance between..
- Thoughts on yesterday huge win at Everton
- Easter Saturday and Sunday on the Horror channel: Hammerthon!
- If Lester and spurs lose many games and we win most
- Supermac in the Toon crowd. A great striker for us too, pity the entire team
- That's Citeh out of the title running by the looks of it.
- "Mestalla turns on Gary Neville after third successive LaLiga defeat"
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MLS
- Despite being so **** we must have taken something out of Barcelona, only that can explain their
- Giroud linked with Juventus. Could we use him in part exchange for Pogba?
- The biggest chain around our ankles in the run in is our **** GD
- World Poetry Day today, I salute you with this.
- The thing that struck me from Staurday was that our tempo from the kick off
- Cheap VR headset.
- A wonderful bit of disabled vigilantism at 13:00 in this video clip
- Football today.
- Having another go at the fans, are we Arsene? That's pretty low and ironic, considering
- This weekend I was in Basel for the Baselworld watch fair, having been asked to go for a
- I'm sorry but this Leicester or Tottenham winning the league has to stop now.
- If you said at the beginning of the season
- Does the emergence of Iwobi mean we can f**k Theo off in the summer? :internalsolutions:
- So, Danny Welbeck then. The answer for the next couple of seasons, I think.
- Greetings gooners! Very happy to share
- I have been reccomending Lukaku for 3-4 years. See below.
- Daredevil Season2
- Did anyone watch Sport Relief? I saw a clip of Danny Dyer asking people to pick up the blower
- I'm torn with regard to Iain Duncan Smith.
- At the start of the season, I think most people would have agreed with the statement “if we don’t
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- A thread to salute men of principle
- #armybantz
- So do we think biffa+ has got his telegram yet?
- Belgians blown up
- Apple and the FBI.
- "I've learnt from all that obviously"
- Speaking of Apple....what are the playing with these new headphones
- Bild have linked us with a 45m euro swoop for Xhaka
- President Limp Wrist
- I find it massively spasticated when people get accused of political opportunism after events like
- Say what you like about his war crimes, but Radovan Karadjzic sure knows how to rock hair.
- So Iwobi chooses Nigeria over Eng and drops dead from food poisoning the first day he's over there.
- 46?!?
- So...does this mean we have to be nice to and about Belgians for a bit?
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- Been away for a while and about to go away for 3-5 years. Missed ye slightly
- Thank you all for being so nice to me today. I'll take you up on that role play
- I have lost count of the death toll, but I'm sure this is almost as bad as
- KILL THEM ALL!!! NO MERCY!!!
- Good to see that in this world of turmoil English cricket remains the same as ever
- Politicians churn out the same old inanities. There's a candlilit vigil. Facebook and Twitter
- Masterchef back tonight. It's always good car crash TV with the amateurs.
- Can't believe sw isn't at this today. I'd say it'd be right up his boreen.
- I am dealing with a client with a stutter at the moment
- Gentlemen, there sems to be a lot of handwringing and wailing going on
- I've been searching for replacment for Benjy's for many years
- so....AWIMB are a bunch of f**ktard ludites
- Summer Striker Splurge, who would you add to our attack?
- Where does the distinguished members of Awimb go for their News?
- Coming over here threatening us with bombs - just around the corner from me
- For my wife's birthday dinner tonight, I shall be cooking a 34oz Cote de boeuf with Bearnaise sauce
- This years Glastonbury headliners are a beige bunch aren't they? Coldplay/Muse/Adele
- There are a bunch of young lads who work in the same office as myself
- Can this be true??? Some interesting names there.
- Mercy me, we really have lost control ..
- Corbyn says there is a big black hole in the budget. He knows a lot about big black holes.
- I never really understand why the club cover up player injury setbacks
- I have more glamorous globe-trotting tales with which to regale you.
- I want to see who this board blames for everything. Please cast your vote
- The first 5 on Masterchef were an utter charisma vacuum.
- Anyway, I absolutely aced dinner last night. The cote de boeuf was, though I say so myself, cooked
- New Zealand has decided to retain the flag with the Union Jack on it. I work with a Kiwi and she
- ARSENAL SWOOP FOR ENGLAND STRIKER!
- The Media have won. I am full of fear.
- Sky Sports stick the boot in.
- Cruyff Cruyff Cruyff....can we please focus on the Belgian tragedy again? ffs.
- wd Moeen Ali, btw. Saved England's blushes yesterday.
- Doesn't sound like the Judge at Adam Johnson's trial is going to be too lenient
- What is the current situation with Cazorla?
- Presumably the next time Holland put in a bad performance, Cruyff will turn in his grave
- This guy is clearly a massive cund but I do suspect he'd fit right in on here
- Another weird thing happened at passport control at Heathrow last night:
- Hello my friend! Plans for Easter?
- So , why is Batman fighting Superman ? ..just saw a trailer for the movie ...wtf
- Oh, balls! Poor old Garry Shandling's thrown a seven. Ho hum. Life goes on.
- Anyone think Kyle Edmund has an excellent chance against Djokovic?
- Guardian
- Some of the ****e media and former colleagues spout about Cruyff is unbelievable.
- Johan Cruyff RIP That's terrible news
- Strangely, I'm missing my weekend dose of angst. Let the games resume.
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- Roy does impression of Uriah Heep "We must remain humble in these moments."
- Facebook sympathy fatigue: some ****s still on LGBT, many a French flag and only a weary few have
- Scrambled easter eggs!!!
- wd the plucky Afghans
- The lad behind the Arsene out banner lost a bet and has to get a Wenger tatooo
- Guns plus Tannerite Explosive plus Stupid Sceptic equals Trouble
- If Hodgson attempts to play Rooney ahead of Kane and Vardy in the Euros he should be fired on the
- Impressive performance by England. Worrying that four of their players were Tottenscum.
- IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: Awimb has been closed until further notice.
- The Brussels bomber refuses to seak. This is one of the rare occasions where physical and
- So it looks like this hijacker just wants the attention of his ex-wife.
- Anyone watch Mr Bean as Maigret last night? Worth watching on catch-up?
- Soooo Sunil Narine gets banned for a suspect bowling action but this guy>>>>
- Gibbs got a call up from England but he's on holiday in the US
- Great news for the McCohens
- Free market policies
- When does the new season start?
- Last nights walking dead.. I mean, can a chap come back from a point blank blast like that ?
- Great to hear Chris Eubank back in the media spotlight
- KILL, BERNI, KILL!!!! GO GET 'EM, BOY!!!!
- f**king annoying work terms for tossers number 5 million...Disrupt and Disruptive
- Quite liking this Creme de la Creme Bake off IMO's
- Anyway, this legend turns 50 today. A most sublime player I was lucky enough to watch
- The kits in these friendlies are odd. They seem to have decided to make
- Everywon must have their heads buried in work or surrounded by screaming kids
- The new Primal Scream album is nothing to get excited about. Oh well, at least Underworld never
- “She was praying there on the floor next to him and reciting the Qur’an while he was in and out of
- Bin Dippers outraged (again) >>>>
- f**king prick Spanish ref
- Dirty Vern's been at it again.
- Spaghetti is stoopid.
- MOENnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
- speaking of work terms. As I now deal with Americans there are certain things they
- Is Plunkett on drugs?
- Need to pick up a wicket soon
- Jordannnnnnnn NZ in massif problems now
- Stoooooooooookes boom
- Game turned...NZ need to start scoring else 180 is in danger
- Loooool 160 in danger
- 2 vickets in 2 valls!!
- We allow brands to amplify content organically with influencers on social media
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- A handy guide to left wing people........
- 154 to win so that's an England v Windies final now
- G Nev, G Gone. Sky Sports should be amusing
- Sneaky 6 there
- Don't get this mystery spinner..he's just bowling one googly after another
- 2 vickets in 2 vallllllllls
- Morgan done up badly there....mug
- England v Windies should be a decent final
- Cech back for Watford
- Does anyone here want Trump to win just to see what happens?
- BBC2 9pm
- More deceitful stuff on Brexit from the BBC - with the "may" caveat of course
- Eboue
- I have to have a little chuckle every time the BA The Club email comes thru..thanks LA
- I wonder if lovesites can answer my question
- Keira Knightley makes me sad.
- Ronnie Corbett's kick...I say Ronnie Corbett's kicked the.....Ronnie Corbett's kicked the bucket
- something is afoot in Gotenburg airport.
- I note Wilshere is back.
- 'Sorry!' Now that was properly ****. I think we can all agree on that.
- I genuinely feel sorry for the chaps who have a proper asian girlfriend
- If Arsenal just sign one striker in the summer, it should be:
- I note with interest that redgunamo has been absent.
- Its all good signing this Xaxa chap and even Wagamama or Toni Kroos BUT
- Here are the films I watched at Easter, with reviews.
- This advert always cracks me up
- something afoot in Turkey
- India on top but could've been worse for the Windies
- So who do we want? Indies or Windies?
- Hmmm. She's no Ronnie Corbett, though, is she?
- Now that I'm on board the Brexit campaign will soar. Just been talking to a very high ranking
- Bendtner is really blossoming into the bellend we knew he had the potential to be at arsenal
- The Commentators on my Indian stream were literally speechless at the end....
- Best April Fool I've seen so far
- I've looked at the run ins for the top 3. And I can report us as still in it to win it.
- Windies in full control now....epic fight back
- Trying to work out this April Fool by the German Embassy and it's doing my head in.
- Have we finished laughing at India as yet?
- Very mixed messages coming from the palace, with Princey Phil
- Talking of Germans and ****, it seems the true nature of how badly they f**ked up seems to be
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