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I have written another song for our poor modd
And, while we're all fessing up to who we may, or may not be.....
I'm never posting on here again
You can do a lot worse than visiting the beautiful village of Wherwell if you are driving along the
Hello everywon
These numbers are pretty easy, assuming you notice them...
Jewish mum of the year. Is this jewish bloke with the beard and hair a parody of a jew?
I quite like the song on the Nikon advert
Oh Nigella, my Nigella >>
Oh Nigella, sweet Nigella >>
So...new iPhone 5, 64GB £40 pcm + £169. Galaxy SIII £21.50 pcm, £20 phone, £38 micro SD card...
You put Love Film into google and Netflix comes up as the first entry. How'd they manage that?
Nice little sight that greeted out mince pies on Saturday>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
You know what this place really needs? Flange. Proper decent Flange
Just had to put the heat on for the 1st time this fall season
Hang on. If Rich is a spoof character who was that in the picture with Frank Lampard?
Felix Baumgartner. Disappointing name
Why can't we stop our players from joining massively richer clubs than us?
The worst XI according to this article.
I miss modd
A koalas life is a happy one.
to the other invisible wimber
So what is the story on Serge Gnabry. Is he as good as some are saying?
:baghead:
Ouch
Does that old dog in the **** hat still exist?
I agree with Hleb
Lies, damn lies and squawka statistics
Inspired by a poster here
Hang on a sec.. So, Tony has come out and claimed that modd and Rich are characters of his but
Bloody fish is taking over, at a wedding last week there were two fish dishes and one veg option
I had a traditional Portugese dish a little while back - Cataplana - It is loads of fish cooked in
wd the Blackburn fans
I note that Wenger is getting very little credit for the phenomenal improvement of
Similar story similar outcome?
Even Olympiacos have official suits
So on my flying stop to London on the weekend, I think I had the perfect day's meals
"Wäre ich ein Abzocker, hätte ich mit dem Wechsel gewartet." And he goes on to say that
The 2006 Champions League winners - Arsenal Football Club
Since you all ignored the fascinating statistics on Vito below I shall bore you with some more facts
Do the Arsenal have an official suit sponsor? Paul Smith or someone like that?
I didn't realize Don Vito was from Sicily .. how appropriate
"Football Players Quiz" on iPhone
Great news. I've received an email from the FBI
Will there ever be a testimonial for another Arsenal player?
Napoleon Solo would be turning in his grave
Lance Armstrong's 'acheivements' about to be ruined and not before time
I know it is wrong to judge on a picture but should this bloke be allowed near young boys
Just what Awimb loves. Muse try their hand at instrumental Trance. >>>
When Bacary comes back, move Jenko to right midfield
"I am happy at Arsenal and want to be Number 1 here. Then I’d love to return to Italy and play with
Don't forget, people, this is Pitbull Awareness Month ->
lance armstrong, say it aint so (and not lie, pathologically).
Awimb is f**king ****. This place is filled to the brim with c**ts. Absolute losers in life.
Thomas Vermaelen believes Jack Wilshere has beefed up during his time on the sidelines.
Nicosia Gooner >>
burn that mutha down
Sheeees the queen of clubs
What makes it tricky for Lance is the fact that it's an american agency that's brought him
The Armstrong scandal will be about the fifth story of the day here, folks
When is Lance going to realise that if he admits to everything and plays the repentent sinner act he
So who is your favourite druggie cyclist? Marco Pantanni for me
Turns out it was that c**t Evra that did Kos.
f**k you Lance. Neg has known all along.
How does someone like Chief get to be a Mod when he abuses his powers?
Did the women win the euro thing?
Ok,I'll leave victorious. Chief has crumbled and taken his ball home.
FFS
Giroud and Gervihno together in the front
Did you remove that Chief?
cracking game of darts at the moment -Taylor v Thornton
SH*T, Laurent Koscielny seriously injures knee in training
The place is dead now again ..bring back seasider imo
What does AWIMB think of the series House of Lies with Don Cheadle?
Kos is fit.....
8 days a week.
Interesting fact on Republicans denying embassy funding
2500 approx tickets sold for Schalke04 away
The Lance Armstrong stuff got me wondering how long til another sport
Hey BB. In here
O2 Customer service being very cool imo and funny
Abu Hamza Abu Qatada Easyjet :****ers:
pancakes with strawberries and cream and a gallon of coffee :yumyum:
Had a mad dream last night (about midday)
Business Trip in Safrica next week.
I have a lahmacun the other day. Very nice.
"Manchester man jailed over anti-police T-shirt worn after PC killings"
Gooner fanzine editorial brainstorming session in Holborn pub tonight - who's attending?
Film Festival WIMB: off to Robot and Frank premiere tonight, looking forward to it.
Quite an interesting piece I thought
Someone has been sentenced to 4 months in prison for wearing a T shirt
Safe to say there was a sizeable body of people who knew exactly what Savile was up to throughout
The only news I follow is BBC breakfast. I've heard Fredddie Starrr being mentioned
Berkshire (and the surrounding areas) Golfers of AWIMB
That 15m for Song looks like an incredible piece of business in hindsight, doesn't it?>>
2 year old served whiskey in welsh restaurant.
HEAT. The movie. Does it get any better? as I've tried to watch this film on
zlatan's goal against Marseille woow
The invaded that day, best support I ever saw at Highbury.
queen of clubs
Interesting man management technique by Brendan Rodgers at Liverpool
Texas- White On Blond- brilliance in a decade of mediocrity
Anyone fancy one of those Jimmy Saville tracksuits...
What face scrubs and moisturisers do you use?
its the megablast!
I'll fix ix for you ...
is there some way I can watch american channels live?
Give it up
The fix is in - Republican's will try and steal this election. Details from FL.
Danny Zuko>>
Gloria Borger is FREAKING OUT!
Dems want Biden to "Gnaw Ryan's Face Off"... in a calm debating environment
watch on CSPAN, the Chief way
VP Debates dont move the needle, but watch
Joe reminds me of my single uncle at Christmastime
Met a Dog named "Brandon" today. That's not ok.
Rush Limbaugh tweets ''Biden is bullying Ryan'
"...and down goes Frazier again" Lie to Joe, and he will f**k your **** up
Where did all the westcoast wimbers go..Eastgermanautos,Fabregasm,clublevel?
For those that can find it, no better example of groin-tightening baseball
Joe f**kin Biden, Ladies and Gentlemen
Rubber Soul
Total and utter destruction. Massive win for Joe.
Excellent edition of Rage Quit.....Arsenal vs Tottenham
Free entry offer for Hemel FC tomorrow (non-league day)
Its the vagina monologues again
f**king audio adverts on awimb what's going on?
O's!!
So how come this England v San Marino game is sold out?
Jogi Crystals video racks up more than 100,000 hits in 24 hours
People who have bounced back from terrible allegations. Matthew Kelly
Forgive my ignorance but this Jimmy Savile scandal.
At last, some decent new console games released this week
Ahh, just spent a most refreshing morning in town shopping for ladies' lingerie.
What to choose?
Amir Khan robber speaks out.....they beat Khan up....
I have a feeling that tonight's TV viewing figures for the England match will be very low
This, imo, is still the best football ad ever
Guns...it's a shame the ''Men Only'' line at the airport has been abolished in Norway...
Hmmmmm....I'm calling bulls**t.
Belgians
A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw.
Theo, The Ox and Gibbs in the starting line-up tonight
re jimmy saville autographs now cheaper or more expensive than before the scandal?
Bloody typical [NSFW]
Job Interview From Hell
Can I just say how much I enjoy Monty telling us all about women and relationships
Don't get me wrong. I like Lee Dixon, but not enough to go to Brent Cross
The yellow kit we wore against West Ham, It's the won from 2 seasons ago right?
Rosicky does Not Like This "H/T Czech Republic 1 - 1 Malta"
Disgusting pic >>>>
Ryder Cup and Nobel Peace Prize - what a year for Europe!
omg, Faroe Islands 1 (Rogvi Baldvinsson 57) Sweden 0
Interesting to see who's gonna win this this year
Yeeeees! f**k off bendtner! (international footie is ****)
this linesman is fantastic
Germany have never lost a World Cup qualifier away from home. Thanks for that, Billo
Heh, idiot Bulgaria player did a shawcross and has f**ked up the team's chances, what a
Not the same without John Terry leading the troops imo
Right, Spain have won this, take Santi off, you c**t!
Last chance saloon Coleman ya coont. draw or lose and Ill have ya head.
Ian WWW v San Marino
Santi Cazorla in the starting line-up with Cesc away to Belarus, already 1-0 up
RIP feoo
f**k me thats shades of WC'82
Come on San M we can get a draw from these c**ts
O'Shea f**k up, fouls Reus, clear pen and red card imo. Ref books Reus for diving.
Nice, Theo Walcott injured in a VERY important game v San Marino's part-timers. International
That's how you take a pelanty imo
Denmark are the Stoke City of international football. Sorry Doc.
Carl Jenkinson is easily better than Kyle Walker.
HIGNFY Inglund.
Why is Lenin on? What happened to Theo?
Comparing uber**** terry with TA6 - massive red card imo
Klose 0-4 Germany...three shy of Gerd Muller all time record. Fine goal too.
Bendtner just scored. With a header Has he played for Juve yet?
How long before uber**** X**i comes out with a "Arteta has B***a DNA" "quip"?
I hope Ramsay gets dropped from Wales, hes played like an utter c*ck the last 2 games and
Podolski is coming on for Germany. They're 5-0 up ffs.
Please take Ramsay off, hes embarrassing.
Brad Ausmus interviewing for Red Sox job B!
86% possession..how are San Marino allowed to compete at this level
Bale diving again the c**t
time for the irish to take up hurling
Garath Bale
What f#cking goal Baleeeeeeeee
Heh, what d'ya expect with O'Shea at the back and Walters up front? (fully aware it
Plucky Scots robbed by cheating Welsh. Good goal disallowed, then Bale
Germany keep ball for what seems forever, Kroos makes it 0-6. Brilliant stuff.
ox
Get in. 3 points
Bale will go down as one the greatest
Paddys 1-6 Uber Race
f**kign useless ****ers
We've been expecting you
Bale "He took my leg" - cheat and a liar
The Man With The Golden Gun
Oh ****, Walcott taken to hospital and will spend the night there :baghead:
f**kin hell Pleat that was never a pen!
I wanna cuddle with Amy Adams and hold her hand..she's luvvly imo
Diamonds Are Forever
Give It Up
Shake Shake Shake
Saint Etienne - Hobart Paving
Show Biz Kids
xanadu christ shes beautiful
Sunny
Give Me Just A Little More Time- Chairmen of the Board
Brown Sugar
I'm a wonderful thing baby
My pin ups as a kid, ONJ, Clare Grogan, Nadia Comaneci
Get Away
A real icon in the music world about to play on Jools's show. Got the guts to watch it?
Nitro Deluxe....
c**tgrinder ...shut up you ********
Rob Base DJ E Z Rock It Takes Two
Rachael Sage Bravedancing .........
I want a girl to love me
Please god make this happen..i'll even kick in a few bucks
So the Ox has created history, the first father and son to have scored for England
This is certainly on my list for a visit in the near future
I see you slackers like to lie in on the weekend now too
Nicely Put!
so, how did this piers morgan v frankie boyle thing start then?
Temple Head- Transglobal Underground
Good news Theo haters
Is that a scar on Frimpong's right leg?
He almost got away with it too......
swindon c**ts!!!!
***cing Santi had to do 90 mins last night
FREE MONEY
Edgar came on as 72nd min sub for Barnet. That's
Is it true the spain game was not broadcast on spanish tv yesterday?
Bob Hoskins - The Long Good Friday
Rich - this is the kind of c**t I've got you down for >>>
doesnt look like fc utd are ever going to challenge manure
This time next week we'll be watching Jack jog up and down the touchline warming up from the bench
75 bucks for a new headlight..they had to take the bumper down to do it..f**k off GM
Gold of Lappland. Niice.
John Terry's housewife tips.
Anyone else get their Red Membership pack? Arsenal earphones
Watching Belarus v Spain on Eurosport, Spain isn't bad imo
Don't like that shaking Parkinson's Chris Maloney at all. Very snidey.
Union J are going to annoy me until the very end aren't they.
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