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Mesutmerising!
Oh my. Rambo's stinking out the whole of North London
Hate to be disrespectful but for me we're 1st and 4 points clear
Stickies r us
Ozzy 15 assists by Xmas. Remember when we were amazed Pires got 15 in a season setting a new record
We are top of the league! Say we are top of the league!!!
Sanchez out till the middle of January now ...oh well
For the umpteenth time this season: we have three winnable games coming up, if we win them we're top
Not sure taking Campbell & Ozil off at an unconvincing 2-0 was very wise.
Ozil has been remoulded. Never di I dream this time last year that he'd have found some true grit in
Oh, God! Arsene's talking about our 'speerit' again.
If Leicester won the league all the media's hate and vituperation would fall on us. We would be
Thank goodness for that. The sticky tried but failed to f**k us up
Pavel Srnicek in critical condition after cardiac arrest. Thank goodness Ramsey missed that sitter.
WD Joel Campbell imo. He's the new Ray Parlour
Would love to see Palace take fourth spot from and
Kenny Sansom
Maybe not the first thing that comes to mind when looking for a car accessory.
This *******s about the League being rubbish/mediocre this season. Perhaps it's
Lord, praise the sticky
I saw something alarming during last nights broadcast of the match.
May I just add "chapeau" for Flamini who kept Silva out of the game?
Ramsey is being criticised for last night, but missed goals and a couple of bad decisions aside he
Whisper it... but we really can defend properly now.
Meanwhile, according to Carragher, we're still ****, it's just that City and Chelsea are ****ter.
Ozil is clearly our best and most important player since Fabregas. And he doesn't appear to have a
Saw this and instantly thought of Berni. What is the world coming too....
The injuries are beginning to get to us though. Rarely seen us physically hanging on like we did the
I tell you what, Clive, Giroud has certainly buried all those claims about never scoring against big
There is an ex-Awimb big beast stalking the Guardian comments section, handing out dry slaps
Will Pep replace Arsene next summer or wait until the next?
van Gaal about to get the boot, meeting with big wigs at United now
If we win the next 2 games. Should 'same again' should be enough for the title?
Anybody used the Shell Fill up and go app?
Our boy Petr is a real drummer ..
I expect you've all heard of satanic messages in rock songs. It's uncanny. I was just listening to
Bye Bye LvG
For those people on here whose views I respect, I shall watch last night's game in it's entirety
It's really on!!!
Has everyone completed their Christmas shopping?*
So, just had a quick peek at Utds squad
The Turkish barber has got even weirder. They now insist on washing your hair afterwards, as well as
Just seen Chris Rea on the train
Sir C/Awimb what is this for?
f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k c**ting f**k!
Whoops
Does anyone have any experience of onesies?
A good friend of mine had the most charming and moving of news.
RIP The Don
Has anyone here been blown away by Dave Whelan's net worth yet?
Happy Festivus everyone.
Happy Christmas :xmaswave:
It's Star Wars, Jim but not as we know it
Happy Christmas one and all
Season's Greetings to all and sundry, and as the late Dave Allen used to say:
merry christmas, you sweet *******s. <img src="images/smiley_icons/xmaswave1.gif" border=0 alt="Wave">
Tonight thank God it's them instead of you.
Check this out
Nice variation
Pubs
lol the hilarity
How is that not a yellow for simulation?
I can foresee a scenario where they don't beat Cheslea either and they sack Van Gaal.
***** THE ARSENAL INVICIBLES MOVIE CAST *****
Liverpool 1 nil up on Leicester..
Just saunter about there lads , no need to try and rush out and block that or anything
You don't save those, even on FIFA
Arsenal always so accommodating to teams on a poor run of form
Terrible defending. Having said that the little bostonbrian did Koscielny there.
Kos
c**t
Another Ramsey horror show !!
This is a blessing,. W can concentrate on the Champions League
Unfortunately we just havent turned up at all. We always struggle in this fixture
f**k me. We always seem to lose whenever we've got the chance to go top.
Wenger Out!!!
The dream is over. Tottenscum won here 2-0 for goodness sake, just days ago.
Too much pile of ****e to be bothered playing around with for Mesut ..
Koscielny has been absolutely pony today.
At least we're signing that Egyptian fella. Late xmas present
Is Oxlaid muscular or just fat ?
The annual **** performance at St. Marys. Sometimes we get away with a draw there, but
Sensible thing would be to take off ozil and ramsey now. The game is gone
Looks like an early Arsenal fan tv tonight
Our goal difference
Playing like this we'll struggle to win the 4th place trophy.
Nothing like an even worse 2nd half performance to spark the board into life.
Disgraceful
On a positive note, we are on first on MOTD <img src="images/smiley_icons/xmashehe1.gif" border=0 alt="hehe"> <img src="images/smiley_icons/xmashehe1.gif" bord
What will be Arsene's excuse tonight?
This Elneny chap will give us much needed cover in midfield, but we could probably
That rather predictable result has completely wiped out the stunning 3pts from Monday
I see the usual high jinks after one big win worked well again, same
Metresacker dreadful all season. His time has passed now
Just got back from the pub and surprised that the fire brigade haven't been called out to put the
I'm glad I was out having a good time and missed this shower of ****
Southampton couldn't even beat Aston Villa...
Glad I went to see a match where my team won convincingly to go top of the Premiership y'day.
Cohesion
Thanks to the Hollies, Marmalade and the Tremeloes
Thank God I went by car
found it, found the grinch who f**ked up christmas...
Time to rest Bellerin, bring back Debuchy and Gibbs, move Monreal inside again and rest Per for the
0-4 defeat due to too much Xmas partying. Bah humbug!
yesterday's result makes me concerned about the upcoming Bournemouth match. It shoud be postponed
After Van Gaal and Pellegrini are sacked the focus will switch to Wenger if we play like yesterday.
It's still better to have beaten Manchester City and lost to Southampton than
Deadwimb
Shaqiri's second goal was ridiculously good. Maybe even goal of the season >>
Game tonight
Spurs :baghead:
Not exactly the response you'd expect from a team that lost 4-0 two days earlier...
GABRIELLE!
Per
f**k me.. Even the Irons look like beating Southampton now.
Is the game on TV?
Cech, Bellerin, Gabriel, Mertesacker, Gibbs, Chambers, Ramsey, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Ozil, Walcott, OG
Ox ain't happy being hooked for this Down's kid
That's much better, where were these guys on Boxing Day?
Another shocking performance. We really are the worst team to ever top the league.
Will intense prayer help us today?
Won't mind Lester winning tomorrow...
I like Callum Chambers new position, provides more muscle in midfield and he was picking out some
That goal was a thing of great artifice and beauty
If we'd started Boxing Day with Gabriel, Gibbs, Ox and Chambers we might have won both games.
What did they do for Don Howe tonight?
Less than a month till the new series of the X-Files
f**k me Lemmy is Dead
This Christmas has taken it's toll on me
I wonder if the debacle of Boxing Day was a subconscious protest at having to train on Christmas Day
An absolute legend has passed. Got to "hang out" with him a few times through
I think I want this to be a draw - not because I think Leicester ae a threat, but because
A draw probably a good result for us. The Santiago Zombie looks to be heading for the exit door
Leicester appear to have immense 'energy' levels and the commo team on my dodgy stream keep
I'm liking Claudio for our next boss when we finally get rid of the gurning old cretin
I see Pavel Srnicek has also exited our dimension.
Whatever your previous and existing frustrations with Arsene Wenger, and however unusual a season it
The Hague is an odd "Euro-privileged" city. Sad *******s manage to get a Martin Jol mention in their
We should sign Reyes in January.
so what exactly is fabregas alleged to have done to become so hated at chelsk? he's been frozen out
This clean sheets thing. Surely Jennings had more. Or Peter Shilton or Ray Clemence. How many did
Wouldn't it be fun to see the Maccams win and old Clip-Klopp have one of his frothing siezures right
My view on the season after halfway point
caint wait for more signings. excitin', to be frank.
Not normally a cloacal man but wondering whether to take my last **** of 2015 or hang on till 2016.
Pubs
mein kampf enters the public domain. adolph hitler innit. discuss.
Hello hello
I wonder if Chief has been washed away in the Missouri floods.
Looks like the New Year's Eve fireworks display in Dubai got out of hand
Happy New Year f**kwombles.
HAPPY NEW YEAR , you *******s
Happy New Year to you and your families!
On the prowl in Cologne, yet to see any dirty terrorists.
2016: I'm hongray for a title.
Flooding in UK becoming more widespread.
Some sympathy for Gabriel. Dropped for a very winnable home fixture.
Ye bagge of shyte
Midfield is lethargic. Bring on Gabriel and Chambers, some muscle and freshness.
Anyone have s stream? Stranded in fairly cold Germany.
This ****y little ref clearly wants to be the star of the show.
Thank f**k for that!
It's going to be a long season....
top of the league
good win. however, ramsey pisses me off. he's an expert at near misses, at clipping the post, etc.
9 from 12 over the "festive period" would have settled for that imo.
rosicky en route.
So, how will the journalists play it in tomorrow's papers?
And that's what top keepers do - bail out the team when the others can''t get
What's happening with the Ox this season. He's looking a bit ****..
Does Tony Gale think it's his job to irritate every single viewer?
Man City are gash! FFS Arsenal do not fark up this chance to win the league...
ramsey's problem is not merely that he's gay. it's that he's super-gay.
Next league game worries me, Liverpool have an extra day's rest AND they are only playing Exeter in
Interesting article, Arsene Wenger can teach us all a lesson in decency
Urgh...Kolorov own goal and Marez missed penalty has really f**ked up my day
Stokes
Ozil...What a piece of **** :xmaswamker:
omg f**k off Palace :xmas****ers:
Oh I do love a 9 darter :xmasc9:
Just realised I didn't do my PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPL
How does the bloke that designed these chelsea shorts have a job at Adidas?
Useless ****s. PARDS OUT!!!
Right what else is on?
This is what happens when you ignore a legend like Speroni.
Poor girl, looks like she'll be crying into her weight watchers lasagne
Wee Aaron looool
All this f**king Harry Kane hype
Yes, that's it Aaron, let it all out - REVENGE!
What a flippin goal
I still think Spurs are a big price to win the league have a look
Everywon calm down.
How good is this Elneny chap? Sounds like a relatively cheap purchase.
I appear unable to actually do any 'work' today.
The Saudis really are the bad guys. Just when everyone finally gangs up on Daesh they pick a quarrel
That Root drop yesterday is going to cost us this test match :hurumph:
Happy New Year to you all. I hope a Merry Christmas was had by all.
My wife and her colleagues went back to work today to find individual notes on their desks from the
What presents did you get for Christmas?*
This American rancher militia stand-off...
FootballWimb. I am not convinced by Oxlade.
I have to have a Skype interview next week,
Over the holiday, I happened to see that Ashley Madison ad again. The song has been stuck in my head
Not sure I'll get away with this........
Obviously I notice this stuff a bit more now days. But when did Italian stuff become trendy for
Alright benders
Well I thought it was the best Hootenanny for years. James Bay and Hozier were a
Why was my post on the Hootenanny pulled
Rafa gone
What tales of New Year's Eve excess?
R.I.P John Roberts
Blimey. For people who eat horse cock, the Kyrgistanis sure are sensitive souls
Luxembourg really should be the capital of Europe.
Those Irainians wouldn't be daft enough to try to take on Saudi, would they?
Blimey, this new Tarantino movie is 3 hours long.
As a bit of controversy.. How many of the Spurs XI would get into our current side ?
Transfer porn: 42m for aubemeyang.
It's 9:55am. Come on awimb let's get it going? though I suppose most people are actually working
Hang on, Anders Breivik was only given a 21 year prison sentence?
Suggestions for quirky human interest stories relating to Dutch football history, anyone?
This brings together some of today's threads rather nicely
Bugger. Just discovered Seinfeld's "Comedians In Car's Getting Coffee" series
Is this Labour reshuffle still going on?
I often search Arsenal on twitter but noticed many weird tweets
How about this Cologne stuff then eh? A nice new years eve had by all
Am the only one on here who hasn't seen Start Wars VII and has no intention of doing so
Last post of the day. You can add this to my list of peculiar nuances. a parcel has been delivered
Hmm Aubameyang has missed training for personal reasons <img src="images/smiley_icons/xmasrubchin1.gif" border=0 alt="Rub chin">
Awimb I have found something quite sad and disgusting. Sir C you especially need to see this.
If we get Wanyama and Aubemyang will we win the league?
I cried for most of the new Star Wars, there I said it
I hope AW is serious about FA Cup matches as much as becoming league champs.
Any players coming back for the next 2 games....or are they all still hospitalised??
I quite like Netflix series, But I am confused on the rules of spoilers.
Pretty sub-optimal day, yesterday
At the risk of continuing the death theme, doesn't the inclusion of the number of the suicide
The red grape must surely be God's greatest gift to man. I have been at work for not two hours and
I do hope Stoke are as poor as they were last night against us
My skype interview has been moved to today.Some question for Awimb.
I'm off to the darts at Lakeside tonight
The official name is apparently the ''Emirates FA Cup''
Can I be miserable & post something negative please?
Fortunately for us, I don't really get the impression that Wenger actually fancies
One more thing on last night's match, there are several 'respected' journos trying to claim
RIP Christy O'Connor Jnr
This article made me laugh on many levels.
Reading Sam Harris on gun control, it is a bit stupid how people