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Ken Livingstone given defence role by Labour! Expect lots of black and white flags - blacks to
I think the most annoying* thing about Facebook when these terror incidents happen
Diesel. Presumably he was a two-stroke dog?
Another day another let's all laugh at Labour
So apparently Weller is boring people to tears on his latest tour
I have sacked off Sky for Virgin Media (to be installed next week) due to ongoing broadband issues.
Since we're on music, any Jacques Brel fans here?
So what are the female suicide bombers promised in heaven then?
5000 shots in a two bed apartment!!
Danny Coid
It's 16:30, it's dark, and it's raining.
Along with my immediate conclusion that the German Wing crash was pilot suicide, I reckon I should
Anywon bought a house from a property auction?
BBC is considering closing BBC Four
Based on my flights there this year, these Norwegian pilots earn their money.
If you were in a besieged fortress in medieval times, would you trust the keys of the fortress to
The Indians are really taking the piss now
Koscielny out.....mentally affected by the Paris attacks....gets the weekend off
Interesting for those on Virgin cable.......
Three f**king hours in a dentist's chair and not once was I offered tequila ffs
PL a touch naive in playing Frog March before matches as
So let me get this straight: Ken Livingstone has been appointed as joint chair of Labour's defence
If Klopp does his thing we could go top this weekend.
It gets better.
I rather love this example of outmoded advertising
Gene Mutation Tied to Reckless Drunken Behavior
Awww ,Naco seems lovely!
Le Boss was near the Paris massacre. I may have said Wenger Out on occasions but I never
I've been in a meeting with the Japanese. Only for this stupid bitch to insult them
It looks like that little grinning ****kyunt with the lampshade on his head was now taken out..
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If someone else had said about a minority what Livingstone has implied about people with depression,
Washing machines live longer with Calgon!
Our newest registered member
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So Ramsey and Chamberlin are not in contention for this weekend.
Pin the advert on the Awimb. This place now resembles
Know your genders, you bunch of closed minded dinosaurs
Online gambling One of the more disgusting manifestations of modern life.
Looks like the Allans are at it again in Mali this time. They've got 170 hostages at a Radisson Blu
Playing the French anthem before all the games on the weekend is a bit weird aint it?
I am retiring from Awimb. Stickys with adverts no thank you.
Slightly disappointed that the terrorist mastermind scumbubble is dead rather than arrested.
Anyway, this transgender chap who got sent to a man's prison and topped himself is creating calls
A third body found in the flat in St Denis?
Jos Buttler
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CLOUD FOKKING NINE!! Kompster + JCVD
Classic buses #1
im slightly dubious that these 2 white chaps are Mali special forces either
Old Speckled Hen....
When did being a Mastermind turn such an evil thing?
Merry Christmas!
Merkel's gone very quiet since Friday..invisible almost..
What I don’t understand about this picture of the suicide bomber in the bath is why they’ve covered
well done puts..love a bit of bang
rugby wimb..i must say its quite funny that England have hired a specialist in nearly there failure
what ho ladies ...can anyone tell me what channel I should go to for tomorrows game?
Not a single mention for Jos Butler? AWIMB - you are a disgrace.
Merkel has imported 1.8 million "refugees" of which 1.4 million are male Sunnis. All of them will be
Fully expecting the grounds to collapse under the teams. like bain's scheme in the dark knight.
Football is back Fantasy Football is back I've got more injuries
We are a new America, under our Dear Leader
Merse Just said Ashford & Simpson on Sky Sports
Why do the football gods mock me? City/Liverpool clashes with El Classico
Arsene's half-heard me. Gibbs starts at left-midfield. He should have started Debuchy on the right
Christ.. How come those carthorses are top of the league ?
Please tell me what we've done to deserve all these injuries? We're ****ed.
Ozil Olly
First chance a set peice :StokeInDisguise:
wd the preening c**t
f**king fluke of a goal there.
Jesus christ
oh FFS
I give up. Only the FA cup left. Happy November
For f**k sake. c**t managed to handball it and stick it in his own net.
Mikel
Arteta ffs...watch the replay on the 1st goal as well. With FC34 we'd still be up...
our predictable, brittle defence
Specialists in failure
Arteta off again? Just for being ****?
That Ozil pass for Flamini
Campbell to the rescue!
Wenger OUT!!!
Overbite bostonbrian. How is this useless c**t still at the club?
For all the talk, Sanchez isn't playing like a man that is tired.
4th place
Have we had a shot on target other than the goal?
Wow
Pen!
He's going to miss.
You have to laugh
Arteta's ready to be turned into glue.
Oh Santi!!! Just a bit of dizziness imo
:headinhands:
Jesus...that "penalty kick" sums it all up...
Gang of clowns
Spanish clowns cost us today....
Not our day then. WD Leicester though.
f**k sake. ****e result.
That was a leetle beet sheet
Come on you scouse cvnts... Do it for Paris
We must remember, it is November.
Our last ten years summed up beautifully in one afternoon. Injuries,c**** defending, silly mistakes
My levels of hate for Campbell are on Djourou levels.
Team selection crap
'not good enough.' I remember mcenroe once said this of henman. henman, roddick, etc.
1-0 up 2-1 down, injury to key player, og, missed pen, this self c**ting had it all
this is gonna be depressing if citeh pull this off
City getting raped here
Amazing again from Iniesta, Barca 3-0 up away to Madrid with Messi on the bench
The J. Campbell chance - we have missed about 5-6 identical sitters thus
Anyone else think Santi was lining up a Panenka and f**ked it up?
It appears we are 'game of the day' on Sky
Feck the football - check this out. I haven't seen crowd dynamics like this since the terraces back
So everyone who says buy top players, spend money, change things etc
Any word on Coq yet? I suppose Ramsey and Ox are coming back just
Here comes title No21 for the red Mancs
Baz..you've not mentioned the most evil attack all week ??
chainsaw mascot ? those crazy yanks
So the sticky did its job then? :baghdad: When will we learn? Stickies guarantee defeat!
We may be top next weekend.
I know this is petty but why do we wear the away kits when there is no need to do so.
set up to struggle
Can someone take the stickie down now please?
not sure whats more worrying..that me and my better half had a bottle of rum, 8 bottles of stella
ive found my nirvana forum imo im like Berni on the guardian site..al jazzera comments sections
Got to hope that 5pur2 thursday night football chores de-rail their title aspirations..
defeat to west brom: blessing in disguise. now we will give up on CL nonsense.
If Coquelin is out for more than a few weeks do we go to a Ramsey/Cazorla midfield?
I hate to say, 'I told you so', but, well, you know the drill.
Sad story. Funny headline.
On of pist.
I see Tiger Tim Henman is such an expert at choking before finals he has choked
Apparently we're in crisis
Coquelin out for 'the next two months'. That takes us to the end of january
Hans Sloane
Definitely think I win the ‘most dysfunctional father-in-law’ award. Old fella is over from Duba
The Bungling Belgians have let the Islamofella slip by the looks of things. Hardly surprising.
Chambers can cover for Coq.
What happens if we draw tomorrow? Are we Europa-ing?
John Sner rumoured to be in next GoT Series teaser vid from HBO.
Look at you all bleating on about whether to play Chambers or Flamini in the holding role. How have
Good to see that all the sign-on fees are being put to actual good use
Long shot I know.. Looking for 5 tickets Bournemouth (H)
I believe that chris+ is an awimbian god. one can't converse with him. just one day comes s stickie
In the cold weather we can add layer upon layer to our abdomens to keep them warm but
I'm still having a hard time trying to erase the memory of Cazorla's f**ked up PK.
11 UEFA doping inspectors at the training ground last Friday
Has Chambers played (for us) in the midfield before?
Well it looks as if the Turks aren't prepared to take the same sort of easy-going attitude to Russia
I got very drunk in a lesbian bar on Old Compton St last night
If that farkin sticky stays we might as well kiss our arse goodnight no matter who plays where
I don't know about you lot but I'd start Jeff Reine-Adelaide today.
How many people will actually sign up for betting through the sticky?
I'm a little delicate; I need a nice relaxing evening.
Arsenal under 19's showing the way.
Neat.
Neat.
Seriously, how far forward does Flamini play these days?
Who passed to Sanchez for his goal? I can't make it out in the grainy youtube footage.
Who benefits from the downed Russian plane? Daesh. Erdogan is a not so crypto-Islamist. It is also
it's back again. the bellerin chubby.
Imagine if Ozi had played that pass to Sanchez and not Joel Campbell.
Costa Rica's El Nacion report with google translate.....
Campbell looked very useful tonight
bbrian: thought it was a good game monday night. bills did some things. in the end it wasnt enough--
Game of Thrones WIMB (spoilerish)
How many goals are needed to keep us in this competition?
Bellerin and Giroud seemed unlikely substitutions... both had little niggles. Here we go.
How d'ya like them Ozils?
I thought this PPI claiming stuff was a load of *******s.
Bloody office is already getting full of choclates,flap jacks etc and not even Dec..I'm going
Booooooo!
Someone f**ked the GSTB thread and makes it look as if Herbie is being nasty to old GSTB
Gideon's bottled it, I see
I'd be quite pleased if campbell did turn out all right. be 3 new signings: gibbs at lw, chambers dm
The new Canadian Prime Minister is in London. :swoon:
Attention GTSB - as 'Neg says, my post was originally a response to one of Monty's revolting and
I'm stuck at home with my disgusting offspring who has some appalling disease called
:Deliveryerrorwimb: - Urgent advice needed !!
Ah and here comes the floods to wash the human heathen filth away..maybe the bible was right ?
Gareth Bale forced to give up driving supercars because they're causing the Real Madrid forward's
Anybody use this board still? Membership numbers needed for Southampton away!
Looks like Utd might be heading for Thursday night football as well
Tried buying some stuff from Aldi last night, I've worked out how the secret..heres the science
What happened to Pert? He seemd like a great guy.
Adebayor being touted as an option for Chelsea in Jan
Sanchez has a leetle hamstreeng niggle but won't be rested...that'll end well
As Black Friday is almost upon us anyone know where
christ ona bike Ozil..you dont elp yourself lad
Remember the Danes winning at Euro´92 ?...being admitted to the tournament
I find it interesting how the U.K. has adopted the U.S. Black Friday. You don't have a Thanksgiving
Gawn yirsel Arsene
Thanksgiving. I like look back fondly upon the days of wine and squillacis.
f**k Erdogan.
f**k Assad
So what former Awimbers do we think are lurking on a constant basis?
Happy Thanksgiving you sad, sad *******s
do these ex-footballers get to talk smack forever? effing roy keane talking about flamini.
the evening's compulsory entertainment: inherent vice. paul thomas anderson.
lord coe. how does one become a lord then?
Truly.. Is there anything f**king worse than black friday. Pile of old caarnt
Where's Jorge then?
It's Black Friday tomorrow, apparently. I had never heard of this until last year and thought at the
The Subway advert nonce in the US is now saying it was the Sandwiches that
"Israel - all is possible" is the ad at the top of my screen
f**k black friday
I have read and heard a lot in the media about this young ladt Adele and her eagerly awaited new
So this randy old goat ..slips her an e ..but shes younger
How much will my car insurance go down after 1 year?
We're going to dinner on Saturday with a couple we met on holiday.
This Kyle Edmund fella is doing rather well, 1 set up and 2 breaks up
Decent piece
Just stand right there ..ROFL imo
Long ago I found that tiny doses of LSD would improve technical-creative productivity at work.
I have to buy a carpet tomorrow. Any handy carpet-buying hints and tips?
I'm going to an observatory tonight. Apparently, they're going to tell me all about brown dwarves.
Dog cruelty. Please take a moment to sign this and pass it on.
At the moment, predictions of Corbyn being gone by Christmas are starting to look rather ambitious.
Livingstone is despicable. Shame he wasn't caught in the 7/7 bombings.
arch stanton lives!
f**king have it, you English pigdogs
Round what time's the actual fight on tonight?
i might try canoeing this weekend
>>>>
No early game? I'm f**king outraged! Who do I complain to???
Well played the Arse
Santanderwimb
Pards out!
Pards Guvnor. Slapping the horse punchers.
McClaren WD Vardy
Where are those crowing Belgians now? 2-1 GB!!!!
Allahu Quackbar
Why are Palace so high up the table? Ridicules.
Vardy f**k you Utd and f**k you cheating horse
Does anybody give the plucky Brit a chance?
f**k sake. Does Klitschko know this c**t knocked himself out? If he wasn't so worried
f**k me. This c**t in the mask
Get ready for daylight robbery.
Pikey power
Singing to his wife. The c**t is mental
No won awake this morning? It's a f**king match day for gawd sake.
Spurs v Chelsea. Wot say ye Awimb
Scottish c**t
Brilliant point to win it. Well done Andy!!
YESSS ANDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY