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  1. If we were going into our final three league games in the same position as we are in the CL, would
  2. Bloody Hell, James Corden on Mark Maron's podcast
  3. "Sess-wah-lay". It's actually pronounced "Sess-wah-lay."
  4. So how the do the cognoscenti feel last night will influence the derby?
  5. Anyone watch the TV progam with the Nevilles and Salford and that?
  6. Steady on now the rain, save some for later. I want a f**king monsoon across the South East tonight.
  7. Arseblog could make a living as a fortune teller.....
  8. Naughty Karim, Day 2.......
  9. Well done everybody. Good job. Roll eyes
  10. Find the Sweet Asian woman you are meant to be with. What peculiar adverts we have.
  11. Jesus Saves
  12. The consensus is that Mesut's goal should have stood. Probably wouldn't have affected the result but
  13. No Bellerin, bugger.
  14. Just look at this absolute c**t
  15. on my 17 mile pre work run this morning(yay chest cleared at last) a lady made my day
  16. Also yesterday saw Russell brand and a blond lady crossing from laura ashley in
  17. I watched both episodes of Class of '92 last night, and enjoyed them very much.
  18. So, these 'protesters' last night. As I understand it, one of their many complaints was about cuts
  19. Fash, good article on fighting in the NHL
  20. Impeccable taste. Love
  21. Spare a thought for the poor Brits stranded in Egypt Frown
  22. right is it too early to try my home made Honey rum i made this morning ?today ive been outstanding
  23. Alice Cooper and Motley Crue this evening.
  24. The whole beards/neat parting thing is basically the 2010s version of the mullet
  25. Can I just check that all our thoughts and prayers are with our dear chum Richard in what must be
  26. Wave im off to bar n grill for last part of day..maybe see yo later
  27. Dont care, posting more
  28. I am not much of a drinker but this Jagermeister spice looks interesting.
  29. Looks better than the sleeping bag special. Great looking booze bar too.
  30. More Dapper Arsene action
  31. Prob old but what the hey> In my local tonight Clound Nine
  32. anyone fancy game of quizup? ive been shocked tho as seems quite sexy
  33. How stupid can some Americans be? >>
  34. Alternate John Lewis X-mas commercial... hehe
  35. That was a damn fine goal. I despise Stoke of course, but my enemy's enemy and all that.
  36. Come on Stoke
  37. Got to credit that Chelsea fella there, could have dived. Maureen will be furious with him Big grin
  38. Has anyone doe Kuala Lumpa to Singapore by train ? 1st class and premium berth ones
  39. The Wenger interview in the French press....what a man he is.
  40. Michael Moore is my favourite American, a fecking genius imho
  41. I was laughing at the c**ts...then I saw Mark Hughes Indifferent
  42. We're going to get beaten Cry
  43. Well done Remi G
  44. Wave
  45. On my way to the Emirates to make sure we prick their balloon for the umpteenth year in a row.
  46. This Campbell fella is stinking the stadium out
  47. Yawn
  48. trate on what he's paid to do, not act like a big girl.
  49. ****e defending.
  50. Our midfield getting completely over run
  51. Probably need to take Campbell off and put on an extra midfielder.
  52. Probably Cazorla's worst game for us. Get Campbell off and put on Arteta.
  53. Flamini on for Cazorla
  54. Looks like Flamini thinks he's playing upfront again
  55. Poor Santi, I hope Spurs haven't ruined him for good. Cry
  56. Yikes painful stuff atm
  57. What the f**k
  58. Ollie you feckin useless french fanny
  59. Cech hehe Yikes
  60. What's that silly old queen doing?
  61. Just head it on target you stupid c**t. Stop trying to be clever, it doesn't suit you.
  62. f**king bostonbrian.
  63. That is one sorry excuse for a center forward today
  64. We just can't pass water
  65. The team look absolutely shot. Not even tracking back now.
  66. This is diabolical.
  67. Not much on the bench to actually change the game for us. The long list of injured 1st teamers is
  68. f**k me. hehe
  69. Ozil Clound Nine
  70. Cue defensive calamity
  71. Can always rely on Ozil Clound Nine
  72. Palpitations now, from indifference. Indifferent
  73. I thought Per was going for the overhead volley
  74. A draw would still seem like winning the championship for them.
  75. useless cuunt Ollie trying to get himself dismissed
  76. Decent result, all things considered.
  77. Gibbs now a forward option. " he will score more if he believes".
  78. The use of the long pass is more effective than the old tippy tappy method.
  79. ****e performance. Should possibly be glad we got out of there with a point
  80. Boy do we look tired. I don't understand Wenger. Why not sub Alexis and Ozil when we're up 2-3
  81. ****e performance. Giroud was due a game that made me hate the c**t.
  82. Who brought that dachshund to the game?
  83. Bloody big point for us there, I reckon. Happy with the result.
  84. Gibbs scored the 24,000th Premier League goal. wd young squire imo.
  85. Talk to the hand, son. The Pards aint listening
  86. What we need is to come back from the international break with 3/4 players recovering fitness.
  87. IWWW was uncharacteristically unequivocal about Ollie on 5 live just now.* He called him a
  88. The Wenger L'equipe interview has been translated. The 2nd half is most interesting
  89. well, a point gained in the end
  90. Eagles Clound Nine
  91. Plenty of positives to take from the weekend
  92. Klopp: it's going to go horribly wrong isn't it? He's already walking alone.
  93. I accidentally watched a Michael Moore Movie.
  94. Hang on, this woman is actually claiming that men not remember/caring about the birthdays of their
  95. Thoughts on the season so far
  96. Shocking, nobody is doing anything to commemorate 9/11
  97. Lots of people dying unfortunately falling from apartments in Central London
  98. I hate this time of year.
  99. Well at least we didn't lose!
  100. Hard to know where to start with this piece of nonsense, really.
  101. I know it was pretty harmless and there was no danger of causing any real physical harm, but it’s
  102. 18 out of 20, decent shift from the boy Jorge
  103. Jesus, you'd think a press conference with someone called Dick Pound would be amusing
  104. The thing about Dutch cuisine that makes it so special is that it's always evolving.
  105. Ben! Check this out! I'm a bit weepy now Cry
  106. Oh crap..I've only just twigged that Klopp was having a sracastic dig at "Walk on". He's saying the
  107. Good news bros. Dr Neg is most relieved.
  108. The newest registered user is bazza the spazza Clap
  109. Interesting how Giroud critics were silent about the rather impressive goal he scored against Bayern
  110. Pressuremounting on UEFA to kick Dinamo Zagreb out of CL
  111. Dr Neg is going on a conf call with Russians in a few mins. Shall I give it to them?
  112. I've watched another documentary. Bitter Lake - Adam Curtis.
  113. wagamama
  114. How many "refugees" should UK take in?
  115. What an away trip Clound Nine
  116. Has anyone got one of those android tv boxes? Heard good things
  117. Wow! Sweden really has f**ked up beyond human comprehension with this refugee ****, hasn't it?
  118. Any jobs on the go? I'll take low money.
  119. What the f**k is wrong with the wrestlers voice talking to Rooney? hehe
  120. Whisper it, but this year I don't seem to have been assailed by all manner of c**ts asking me to
  121. Nobody seems to have mentioned Vieira to New York City
  122. Alittle funny picto finish the day
  123. Former Nazi Helmut Schmidt has died.
  124. You don't need to be a professional skier to be able to do this hehe
  125. Good Morning Awimb. Try as I might.
  126. where's Neg?
  127. Get in Arsene Bow
  128. It's their own fault. They are asking for it for being too sexy.
  129. I'm more than happy for our Indian brethren to enjoy Diwali. Good luck to them.
  130. Lancaster gone Clap
  131. I generally think I’m pretty liberal minded about breast feeding, and find it ridiculous that anyone
  132. At the risk of coming over all 'they all look the same', isn't this Abou Diaby?
  133. Good test for awimb
  134. There can be no doubt that Msr Wenger is referring to Barcelona and Messi in particular as evidenced
  135. Who play we next?
  136. Neg, which teams players are good but arent dopers?
  137. From the famous last Awimb 5-a-side who would have failed the drug test?
  138. Some may recall that several years ago I managed to get photographic prints of the Brazil 1970 team
  139. Struggling to think of what to buy Jorge for Christmas?
  140. Helmut Schmidt's death is a salutory reminder of how chain-smoking can affect your lifespan.
  141. lbfm's ... who knew ? i didnt, an old soak rocker manager i know
  142. Has everyone been nuked?
  143. moderater ..you got mail
  144. I guess the interesting thing about the sex tape bribery story is that it would actually be more
  145. Frown Everyday things become more bizarre.
  146. I think I have just uncovered a plot to murder Hans Dietrich Genscher. All the other live German
  147. So why did the Celtic fans not respect the minute silence?
  148. hehe Neg will like this
  149. I notice the Aussies are at it again Oh well
  150. Fake ***** = 8 years.
  151. I was watching Desmond's the other night on London Live.
  152. V West Bom
  153. Arsene spoke out. Now he will get fisted Frown
  154. Am I the only one to think Kevin de Bruyne is the closest thing to Dennis Bergkamp since
  155. I trust we are all confident this Alexis to Manure rumour is ****e.
  156. Shame you didn't need West Bom I might have been able to help with those.
  157. Word on the street is Guns N' Roses might be going on tour. The proper version.
  158. Twas good to see Johnson back on Peep Show hehe Bow
  159. Remind me, Clattenburg, is he generally a useless cnut, or did he just have a bad day yesterday?
  160. I know we covered this yesterday, but this fake ***** woman who got sent down for eight years...
  161. You'd have to say, as unfortunate names a Guardian writer could have, this is up there
  162. Billy Goats - still in Sweden?
  163. Anyone caught up with Black Jesus on Fox ?
  164. FashAsh, ****ing material>>>
  165. Jihadi John gone.
  166. I was watching Masterchef. What qualification does it take to be a food critic then?
  167. Something's gone horribly wrong Frown My hillbilly mate from Old Coulsdon is
  168. Santi Bow
  169. So our training pitches are hard and the cause of all those injuries ...
  170. Giroud played in the France Germany game in Paris.
  171. These f**king Allah-worshipping animals Frown
  172. Fills me with joy knowing that any of these terrorists who manage to escape could now make
  173. Sounds like carnage at the Bataclan in Paris
  174. Check this out.
  175. It's all kicking off again in Paris.
  176. XboxOneWimb - Big update for this Thursday - 360 game play functionality..
  177. I hope the U.K. is boosting security in light of the Paris attacks.
  178. Alf Garnett RIP
  179. I hate to say it but people like trump make a very strong point when they talk about syrian refugees
  180. Raids and arrests in Brussels (Molenbeek). Looks like "Belgians" were involved in Paris.
  181. Not being funny but am I the only won thinking England are going to thump the French on Tuesday
  182. In other news....Flamini could be worth 20bn sterling !!
  183. "First refugee charter flight due in Glasgow next week". Welcome, murderers of the future! This is
  184. Why can't muslims be more like Buddhists? When a Buddhist wants to protest he sets himself on fire.
  185. The weasel words, the empty pledges of solidarity and the inaction... till the next outrage.
  186. Thank god for Facebook! We can all sport our tricolour background pic and pretend we're doing
  187. What if..
  188. Been into this WOT racket pretty much since the beginning and I
  189. Moves to ban burkha: https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/104649
  190. I see Mrs Rousey got knocked the f**k out last night...ouchie
  191. TB12 Clound Nine Love
  192. Fabregas hehe
  193. #f**k off with you meaningless hashtags you vapid bovine kunts. - They achieve nothing, they
  194. Olivier is the only player to have scored against Neuer three games in a row. Well played.
  195. Events in Paris on Friday have given birth to
  196. 🇫🇷 Thanks for adding this feature for us Elite members Chris+ Bow
  197. Banker transfers of the summer, imo.........
  198. I must say as names go. COBRA is a winner
  199. My latest purchase....
  200. Minutes Silence coming up 🇫🇷
  201. Hodgson and the Wngland team....what was that? Barely 20 seconds and they stop the silence Clap
  202. I am in the market for a new television. Are the curved 4k Ultra HD ones the ones to get?
  203. So everyone to sign La Marseillaise at Wenbely tomorrow? How are you dumb English mofos
  204. Rich.
  205. And apparemtly we've got intelligence-gathering bods on the ground in Raqqa?
  206. I assume everybody saw that chap playing imagine on his piano.
  207. I was a bit busy last week and have only just caught with the Flamster being worth 20bn
  208. These Akbars just aren't gentlemen, are they? Take this Syrian so-called 'civil war'.
  209. Breaking...Anonymous have just declared war on ISIS
  210. I'm off to Paris next week. The things people say to you following this sort of thing are v odd.
  211. Ah, so here's the truth. Paris was a false flag operation.
  212. Best places to buy coffee beans? Bought a new coffee machine yesterday and got some beans from El
  213. Has Flamini bought Messsi for us yet? If not, why not? Rub chin
  214. Hang on lads, no need to worry about ISIS. Jez has a plan...
  215. I've just seen with my own eyes Jeremy Corbyn say he would not be happy with police applying a
  216. Make no mistake, the word from our President regarding Europe and the UK regarding ISIS is
  217. here's an interesting fact. chuck norris, born may 6, 1945. germany surrenders may 7, 1945. coincid-
  218. This Raqqa place. I would drop a small tactical nuke on it. the mistake with terrorists is to show
  219. Jeremy Corbyn's wife has just visited the East End
  220. cavani in january. that's whats up, my friends.
  221. So it's RIP Saeed Jaffrey
  222. Did anyone see Masterchef last week? That bald essex chap must've been winging it.
  223. Charlie Sheen has some news.
  224. Our own Allans must be planning their own spectatuclar atrocity here. Without giving the filthy
  225. How do these Cyber Attacks work then?
  226. Belgium v Spain game cancelled. This is the point where terrorists start to slightly annoy me tbh.
  227. That stuff Flamini's invented. Can it be fed to our players?
  228. So France has formally requestwd EU support. Does this mean we can stop pissing about asking those
  229. What's happened to the Arijan Ademi case? UEFA would have a verdict 3 weeks ago, but
  230. Sanchez has a calf knock and is a doubt for Chile
  231. @Ash, can't reply to your post below. The plot thickens...
  232. Russia confirms Metrojet 9268 brought down by a bomb. Quite the few days for Tommy Terrrorist.
  233. **** FREE STADIUM ****
  234. Germany v Dutchies called off due to security threat (suspicious item)
  235. "Sounds that the big crowd are catching the mood of the night." WTF? Really. WTF?
  236. I hope that Wembley security is at full at strength tonight.
  237. So if Alexis really is f**ked who do we play on the left? Campbell on the left and Ramsey (if fit)
  238. Bloody Belgians sabotage Bedene boost for Britain!
  239. Kos will be little bit short for the weekend Frown
  240. Read my lips awimb. Alex from Perthshire will win 2016 Masterchef Professionals.
  241. Jonah Lomu RIP only 40yrs old
  242. Ozil and Cech broken down :baghead:
  243. I wish people would change their facebook photos back to normal
  244. The terries went after our Nemo last night Cry ambulance full of explosives outside the stadium
  245. kinell, Jonah Lomu has thrown a seven Yikes
  246. Good Day Citizens.
  247. Giroud did well last night when he came on, I thought.
  248. OK Geeks, need microsoft offic efor MAC for my sons school projects
  249. 6 hour for a few thousand police and army to raid a 2 bed flat ? Is it Mr Bens flat ?
  250. Have you seen this? Muslims in Brussels celebrating the Paris massacre >>