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Thats more like it. Best 7 minutes of the season so far.
Ref and lino beings c**ts
Ramsey you absolute dickhead
This is the Ozil that I want to see week in, week out... Dominating the game
Harry Kane finally scores a goal......an own goal
Mate just text me that this is the first time Utd are 3-0 down inside 20min in their entire history.
Sanchez is the best buy AW has made in years.
Refusal to clear the ball time and time again could still cost us.
What did AW feed the guys today?
Taylor is going to try and help the Mancs this half
What an awesome win! Alexis MOTM of course, followed by Ozil, but full props to Feo
Very impressed with Obama's response to the gun violence. True leadership here.
I don't think Giroud could have kept up with the pace.
The striker we need is...
Ramsey really not having the best of games today.
it's very fvcking upsetting to watch the buffalo bills play the game of football.
hi guys lovely to see our team do so well today just like i said they would last week
wd jamie carra
Cech has been a calming presence today
Guys its still early in the season so lets not get ahead of ourselves but i think its our title
How some of the mancs saw it:
prediction: modd sighting.
just...wonderful......
The first half offerings were dominated by the reds
f**k me. Stayed up to watch MOTD for the first time this season and they put on the scouse c**ts
Wenger out.
We're going to win the league :trophy: :champions:
a satisfactory level of application
Bye, bye Brenton.
Well that was good.
Alexis What pleasure to watch him!
If we do end up in the Europa League. What squad can we put out in order not to
I am genuinely curious to know how those who have spent so much time slagging Ozil off squared their
Would you really take the Liverpool job if you were Klopp? Their squad is mostly rubbish and
Joint best defence and second highest goalscorers. Not bad for a **** start to the season with no
So now we got the "you slagged off x player but look how good he was yesterday.." thing out the way
Who are better left backs than Monreal in the league?
Our fixtures don't look that bad up to Christmas
Whole Foods is now my favourite shop. And when did Stoke Newington become so trendy?
Happy days. Seems such a long time ago now
I think this thread could be everything that's wrong with the world
That Walcott slide tackle on the halfway line though
Drizzling Monday afternoon album nominations ?
Hang on, so sticking a bunch of poles in the ground allows you to ignore Jewish law?
What do you think Jesus' favourite gun would be?
Do you think the guy driving the Bus in Coventry had a partial stroke
Is it not also very odd that Mourinho would concede the title? They are 10 points behind with eight
I'm a little bit wondering whether the difference between yesterday and some of our more
Former Arsenal scrabble high score, Oguzhan Ozyakup is getting more game time than RvP
Sriously, what was the point in loaning Gnabry to Pulis ?
Rumour has it that
hi guys just back from my first anxiety control workshop where we learnt how to rap
Not the news we want to hear.
Next league game away at Watford is before the Bayern game but should give it priority. The CL is
What are AWIMB's thoughts on Sleaford Mods?
Trump!
Some bird on University Challenge claims to be doing an MD in 'Sphincter Preservation'
The Rooney programme on BBC1 last night was quite good imo
This Nicky Morgan lady. Has she...how do I say this delicately? Has she...y'know...
Capello having a dig at Moaninho.... ...schadenfreude
I need a holiday. Got anywhere booked?
The Telegraph are on a roll today
I received an email today. Exciting new changes to Lotto.
Evening losers
What to choose Awimb?
Jesus, when the Telegraph is tell you you're racist and xenophobic you know you're in trouble
Berni, before I go flying in with both feet, are you just on a wind-up with your support for ISIS?
These swegway things, they look quite good but I imagine they are death traps
With the dippers getting the Kloppster in I reckon they'll claim 4th spot. Now I know none of us
Anyone see that Britain First prog on BBC3? My word, didn't take long for the mask to slip did it
The world ends today. I hope you've all worn something half decent.
.
Blessed
just went through my bank statement and knocked off in total 60 squid a month in bits n balls
Jorge, in here >>>>
2,000 ISIL surrender to Syrians, 3,000 try to escape into Turkey. Could it be those nasty Russkies
Aaaah, Walthamstow. What a marvellous place.
Just nipping down the shops, anyone want anything?
Dinner?
blatter suspended for 90 days by FIFA
Baz disco #1
Baz disco #2
Baz disco*3
Given this is a famed right wing echo chamber can any of you explain what this is all about?
ive never seen 3 such **** millfleur imo my bakers are far better
Can see the northern lights here. Quite something
I'm willing to put good money on Theo picking up an injury in these england games
Well that was a lovely week in Rhodes, made all the more enjoyable by us battering United
lovely morning run n sunrise
I have to admit at 3-0 after 19 mins I was hoping for an 8-2 win.
The FIFA acting President seems a good choice, clearly in line with FIFA thinking
Diarra back in the France squard after not playing for 15mths, he's only 30!
Supreme irony with the Blatter, Platini, Valker suspensions
f**k me Mo and **** cuddles..all we need is Rich and splendour and we got the full set imo
Wrong to kick a man when he is down - but it is Tim Sherwood
Is Dr Neg in the house?
any of you faggits gonna be in nyc next week? I'll buy you a beer homos.
It actually makes me happy that Klopp is coming to the Premier League
Here's a list of Awimbers who've licked toad. >>>>>
guys i would like to invite you to join me in some relaxation chanting
Pakistan currently struggling at 191 for 11
I saw earlier today someone mentioned packaged sandwiches are ****. Can I recommend the >>>
Guys can anyone offer me two season tickets? One for me and one for my carer would be great
Can anyone recommend a large wide screen TV? Want one for my new Xbox and also my new Skysports
Scotland gone
Message to dog owners: dogs can't read, they don't have internet or Facebook accounts and, actually,
Volkswagen should change it's name to Volk U wagen considering how it faked exhaust emission reports
some very good news guys. i am now officially on Disability Living Allowance
Here's a list of awimbers who've eaten a **** sandwich more than once >>>>
ok guys i am going to get some night nights as im feeling sleepy. its part of my disability
Norn Iron qualify. Lots of Guinness
Bus
This is pretty f**king good. Great technique from Chambers.
Aguerro carried off in tears after serious hammy knack for Argentina
Alexis shines for Chile. I was hoping Brazil would win and Sanchez would be all ours again.
Mmmm looks like Lamborghini also have dodgy emissions..
Bugger.. This guy Klopp appears quite personable.
Here's a list of Awimbers who've stuck their ***** into their own butt. >>>
That's been quite a performance from Northern Ireland hasn't it? I mean Wales have Ramsey, Bale and
Do you have to have the surname O'Neill to manage in Ireland ? is SW , SW Oneil ?
Robbie Saverage on being a cund “I divide opinion like Moses divided the Red Sea,”"
loooooooooooooooooooooooool. From the Beeb: "And Dalglish adds,
My bad habit of saying yes whatever the Barber says has led to me now sporting
Membership goody bag thingy
Are we all assuming Cech will start vs Bayern?
I read that Kane starts and not Theo for Engerlund.
The new Hong Kong Phooey
Can't even organise a p-ss up in a brewery - London Oktoberfest cancelled...
lallana is complete gash
Hugh Scully and Gordon Honeycombe RIP
Feeeoooooo!
guys i have been doing a computer course 1 day per week so if anyone needs help please ask me bro
Theo is looking like Messi bro!
Anyone know a good programme for getting a PDF online?
Guess who
bro?
Is no-one in today?
Looks like my lover Lee has joined Awimb
Wow, how low has my country sunk
Georgina bossing the krauts
This Klopp hiring has worried me. He's certainly a better manager than Rogers...
Any Welshers here?
Mr Loverman.
Wait a minute. Giroud scored twice and Feo scored wonce. Seems clear cut to me who starts at Watford
So Robbie Keane has 67 international goals. Gerd Muller got 68.
So last week I am hearing about Aguero being carried for Argentina crying in agony with hammy knack.
England captain
Very pleased for the Welshers and all that but those post match celebrations were just a tad daft
Apparently England are the 13th most successful team in the Euro champs
Good to see Damien Duff making a go at another career
Fags, booze and blondes.
There are some absolute gems on British Pathe YouTube >>>
So, while Theo finished his goal with the proverbial aplomb,
I have to make a presentation. Do people still use Powerpoint?
Neg! I cycled Sa Calobra yesterday
Get the prayer mats/voodo dols out so that Poland stay in the hunt
Wow! What fight back by Luxembourg! From 0-3 to 2-3 in two minutes. We're heading for a grand duchy
I am going to Reykjavik next year any good?
Willy tumescent at thought of hard Coq battle
Err, hang on was that not an own goal by the keeper
Ian Bell and dropped - words that should go together on the first morning of a Test match
Now that the meaningless qualifiers are out of the way, England can concentrate on the serious
Watched the first 2 episodes of Narcos
One for the Fashists out there, undergrounds of the world quiz
I was just publically shamed in M&S for producing a crumpled up plastic bag from my pocket at the
The Walking Dead last night, ooooffff. Top stuff
What are the best brand of running shoes on the market? I've always worn Asics as
Off to singapore on saturday next week and it looks as though i may be able to watch the everton gam
Who's played the Star Wars Battlefront beta?
Saudi Arabians...
Being in Singapore has really nobught home to me what an ace thing the British Empire was.
Keep an eye on the new FIFA ranking over the next week
Drivers who don’t indicate at junctions and – a particular pet peeve of mine - mini-roundabouts
Van persie scores.
Apparently Super Furry Animals played a Shamen-esque three song set before the Wales match
Jorge - Sleaford Mods on Jools Holland tonight (longer version on Friday).
Was it me or did I just see Ben Stokes send down an over of off-spin?
Speaking of our ex-Dutch strikers
Brenda
When Tony Gale is getting exasperated at the Cloggies hoofing the ball high in the air whenever they
int'l goals. alexis 3 giroud 2 santi 2 ox 1 theo 1 ramsey 1
Some of these are very good
Why am I the only person here that does lists here?
It's dead on here. See you next week I am off to Italy
Talking of Singapore, is Newton Circus the enormous outdoor eatery still there?
Looool! Hoist by her own petting imo
Here's a list of Awimbers that have greased up a car exhaust and inserted their willy. >>>
2 spares v Sheff Wed available. PM me if interested.
The Arsenal squandering away our striker money on more new suits
so is Pat actually...most of AWIMB ? hes gone ..and 90% of charachters go
f**king awimb. Yeah, so Sanchez to Real for 37m paahnd. Wenger out!
Worst. Test. Series. Ever
Oh good, the AGM is about to start. An opportunity for people with 1 or 2 shares
Glesgaw is the UK's sexiest accent whilst geordies sound most intelligent
"Bayern Munich fans plan to boycott first five minutes of @Arsenal match."
Boris Johnson goes all PE teacher from Kes on his latest trip
Oi, Ash! Husker Du have launched their first website and look like they're reuniting
Ebola Virus Remains in Semen Up to Nine Months
Bravo, Rafa, bravo Benitez responds to Fat Sam's banter
Seriously - what is the point of this test series?! Ridicules pitch. Waste of both Pakistan and
Ouch! Danny Ings out for season - cruciate ligament injury...
Alexis declares himself fully fit after international break.
"Bell tosses away the chance of a hundred with an airy stroke"
Jorge/Hendon/Spaceniks >>>
good evening gentlemen
This Bayern Munich stunt is disgraceful. We should up their prices for making football more
what the hell has happened to this place
The headline of this article claims Sir Chips threatened to stop the AGM, but I see nothing in
wd the Viz
Good Lord.. What a load of patronising old bollox spouted by AW and Sir Chips at that AGM.
Yentob looked like a pudding waiter sitting next to a bowl of fruit salad
Fact of the Day - Alistair Cook's innings has now lasted longer than the entire 4th Ashes Test
Steve Williams - one for you in here
Barclays Manager of the Month
In a world where we're encouraging children to believe they're the wrong sex and the NHS is paying
BORING WEATHER ALERT! it seems its the Fast Show doing a cloudio joke imo
Talking of football and all that sort of thing ..
How do people feel about Lewis Hamilton*, is he well-liked?
Looking forward to seeing spurs get gegenpressed to within an inch of their lives this weekend
maybe chris should have kept his powder fry? u cnuts 2, take that, wiiiiiiiil id forgotten
mmmm fish batter chips n knob with ice all washed down with coke and glass of cold white
Why all the rear view mirrors on Mod bikes, back in the day?
Who can disagree wtih mum?
Crook scoring for Met Police and Sweeney against them in the same game. Couldn't make it up.
I absolutely LOVE Tinder.
Tomorrow, I'll be able to gauge the quality of Cumberbatch's Hamlet
Oh I say, Arsenal are on the telly later.
4 points from the first game. The Klopp era has begun!
WD England. A good effort imo
Just had my ears f**ked for a week by Leftfield
Get your Knob creeked down Tesco! 32 quid down to 16!..just bought myself 2 bottles at/for lunch
Howard Kendall RIP
We're not playing too well.
There should be a Walcott offside drinking game.
Ramsey's playing like he wants to be at home watching the rugby.
I am stuck at work; can anyone recommend a decent stream? Cheers in advance!
I hope the referee was playing advantage there. Certain pen, wd Sanchez
Well done your majesty
Kroenke wearing that 3 million on his head
Ah well - the normal tippy tappy flat performance Arsenal are back...
Nice when you can grind your way to a 3-0 win
It looks like a game for Giroud. Where is the silly old queen anyway?
Now the points are in the bag, anyone hoping we don't win on Tuesday?
Madonn'
France are getting f**king destroyed