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I don't think it's fair that the queen gets to have loads of houses and cash but I only get a bedsit
OK, we need to have the 'who is Pert, really?' debate
Has Sir Charlie givn his verdict on the BA plane fire in Los Angeles yet?
I was just talking to a lady who was discussing her encounter with a mutual acquaintance the other
Have to go to Coventry for a conference.....2 days ...anyone know Coventry here?
The pilot of that BA flight looks a proper sort of chap imo
My Mum Ruined My New Trousers And Blamed Me?!?
Guys apple are releasing the iphone 6s on September 25th but i cant afford one
I must say, this Windows 10 stuff is a vast improvement. Even runs Awimb better
Hilarious reading
Guys Im almost out of electric and I am taking a risk by making a mug of tea so Im turning off
This is Obama's crisis here, let there be no doubt
There's a Mundania Road in SE22 wd Forest Hill / Honour Oak
No injuries from the Internationals, marvellous news
Surely, if Giroud is in the midst of one of his little personal crisises, we should stick Alexis up
Presumably those in favour of action against ISIS can get behind Russian intervention against them?
I'd rather be an ISIS than a Rich..ooo id rather be an isis , rather be an isis than rich
Teddy Bass is going to be in Game of Thrones
So it looks as though Corbyn will be in place just in time to walk into the elephant trap of a vote
Ireland has indicated it will nonetheless take in 600 refugees.
This is pretty good if you can get You Tube
FYI there are some spaces at fat duck still ? i started to book table for 2 at
Whats for lunch today ?I had a most lovely ham, piccalily, tomato and i think sliced strawberry roll
Why are there so many films about those ghastly little small-time ****ers the Krays about at the
tottenham away at Wembley in 2 years...
I have nothing much to say today. Apart from a Fox appears to have **** on my doorstep.
Any of y'all seen the giant moth?
Guys Arsenal are giving 1 pound for every person in the stadium on saturday to the Syria immigrants
Patriots are back on the field tonight
I know Grinner's story
I know GSTB's story as well
Further to the Interstellar post further down, I might have enjoyed it a bit more
I can remember when the Chief used to be vaguely sane most of the time.
Bad morning for Chelsea, Courtois out for between 2 & 4 months and now being investigated by FIFA
Anyone know any credit controllers after a new job?
Bloody hell, I pop a date in a thread and look what happens.
The Labour mayoral candidate Sadiq Khan seems a bit of a one trick pony
That's some mullet De Gea's grown there during his enforced absence
Hastings has his eye-in
Anybody need something from Austria?
Hi guys just popped in to say hi and hope you are all having a nice day bro
Cheating Aussie slags
I think this might be it for wilshere. it might be closing time for jack.
Jesus f**king wept! Look at the state of this c**t! GSTB, are you an illegal immigrant? Tell us your story
Has our team ever started a season with no injured key players?
WD England. Good chase imo
On the 14th anniversary of 9/11 - A Crane crashes down onto the Grand Mosque in Mecca killing 87...
I see the MP's have bottled it again on passing some long overdue, common sense legislature
Big game tomorrow. If we don't beat Stoke I predict a riot.
Their abominable PLJ is suspended today
You are the weakest link, "Jose". Goodbye!
Ooooohhhh goal to Everton
So much for the Yugoslav derby. Now for the Swiss derby.
Why do Chelsea insist on having blue in their away strip...not coming across well on my black and
Today defines Theo.
Walcott you're the best ever
Great ball by Ozzy.
Coqblocked
Was just about to ask if he was playing
WALCOTT YOU USELESS c**t
Nice that we're in the lead and everything, but i won't be happy until we stop playing
Impressed with Gabe. Haven't felt this good about our back line in some years.
Hi guys just wanted to say what a wonderful goal by Theo who i said is world class
Andre Marriner deserves to have his badge revoked for that absolute ****c*nt call. Backpass all day
Ramsey you wasteman. Get the Ox on imo.
Thoughts Billy?
We really are asking for it here
Giroud oh my days
Don't worry, he'll put away the next chance he gets.
New favorite player: gabriel. whilst ramsey can suck a dick.
Anyone got a stream?
Ollie
Why doesn't AW start the Ox?
Hang on. The Mancs are starting the Afroed Belgy up front. How much have they spent in the last
Hopefully that long named c**t is subbed before he kills Gabriel
Welsh Jesus is getting more comfortable in his 'new' role
I do like the gayness of the liverpool uniforms.
Really good performance with abysmal finishing. Theo made a bit of a c**t of himself
guys this is serious i just electrocuted myself in the toaster i think im going into shock
ITV 22:30 United 93
f**k me. What a goal.
One last thought, Bellerin. Holy crap!
Useless South London c**ts. Eagles? Donkeys more like.
c**t on my stream. "The Martial era has begun" "Reminiscent of Henry"
So, how many more lost points till the 'best manager' in the league gets shown the door?
Olly G on MotD GotM showreel. He won't win and was surprised he's even being considered. The point
Well MOTD can f**k right off
Looks like it's bye bye Labour party.
MOTD I'd forgot about chelsea
f**k off Ghostbusters
Please let that odious little....
Clever stuff by the Villa fans Ole'ing a little while ago
Nice start there England
What is the general opinion of Corbyn, good for the country or not?
Adebayor on a free?
The NEW emirates cup
Mahrez sick as f**k imo.
Charity starts at home FACT!
"Refugee salary"
somewon remind me who was that german we bought a few years ago?
Arsenal fans unveil Refugees welcome banner!.....WTF!...should get a club ban IMO!
The Big Question, of course, is whether the Chelsea 'crisis' is set to deepen,
Oh dear Lord. I wonder what Berni is going to make of this
I just checked Chelsea's fixtures and they have racism's Macabbi Tel Aviv
Not often you feel sorry for Steven Gerard but this was amusing
R.I.P. Brian Close - great cricketer and played for the Arsenal too.
Very impressed with what I've seen of Gabriel so far..
Speaking of blasts from the past. The Aussie putsch - was trying to remember why the name Malcolm
Leader of GMB says Labour members who don't support Corbyn should be loyal or leave the party. Is
My achingly tedious weekend stroll in the park with the sprog took an unlikely turn
So. Seville. I have found my perfect tapas bar/drink route.
I'd missed Mourinho's latest spectacle, swearing at Roberto Martinez in front of the press. Why
Medieval Skeleton Found Dangling From the Roots of a Fallen Tree. It was his family tree.
The good kind of arms.
Good evening bro just wanted to pop in and say I'm ok after my electrocution and don't worry
Life in these here United States: The week has begun with another college campus shooting.
Hammers are looking good. Is Jenkinson on loan or permanent?
Just wanted to say well done to Jeremy Corben the new labour leader
how come they aint no black hobbits? I'm watching lotr and it's the party scene.
Pulled Georgia and Japn in the WC sweepstakes :(
Carl Jenkinson's hat appears to be getting some attention
Campaign to ban Robot sex
Two things I think have been criminally overlooked by AWIMBers
So even when driving old Per turns like an oil tanker eh ? I thought Germans were good drivers
f**k me there is some rather childish stuff in this latest piece from the Daily Telegraph on Corbyn
Oh dear, it looks like Jose has ditched the sad tramp look
Champions league tonight! :rubshands:
Looks like Wilshere's little bit setback will be 4-6 months.
Hi guys can anyone recommend a good site for finding pen pals or other such friend sites?
funny how y'all mention everyone from Nogs to Poles who helped in the BofB, but
Aaaaah, newcastle in the 90s
If sitting on your hotel bed drinking cold beer, eating Cheetos and pork scratchings whilst watching
Good night for Manchester
Holy ****. BT Sports
Luke Shaw breaks his leg against PSV....
Anywon got BT Sport 2 ?
Yankesss? GSTB? Chief? Bosbri?
Guten Abend. I finally met a Syrian refugee. Very nice chap said he needed
Podolski.
Have to say that the BT sports app (enhanced player) is a bit good
Top fail! This chap got it all wrong in the perv game imo clothes off far to early..gave game away
Arsene Wenger's Redemption????
Riot police have turned up at City Hall after Boris called the taxi drivers present luddites
Do we prefer Walcott or Giroud as a striker? Personally, I am in Walcott's camp.
I must say I am enjoying Corbyn’s efforts to persuade the media to not do what they have been doing
Anyway the Grauniad has more important things to deal with
So Corbyn’s tactic at PMQs is to emote, emote, emote.
politico wise the perfect storm of Chilcot report coming out and Corbyn being in charge of labour
Are we not more excited about the latest geographic tube map ?
Monty - fleshmap - lip biting..it seems women dont want your face touching..fannies yes
27 pound activation fee? Robbing f**king c**ts. How the f**k do they justify that?
Any lineup predictions for tonight?
Jorge – re Arteta. He’s not enough to be a ‘continuity’ player higher up the pitch for us. Our game
looooooooool
Afternoon chaps. Siesta time here, so I thought I'd pop in to see how you all are.
I hope you guys can get to see some of the Trump "debate" circus that will take place today.
Six changes
Anyway to watch the game on an iPad? I can only find the bayern and the Barcelona games on here.
Different keepers for the prem and Europe? Arsene being all continental, like Barca +Real ?
Erm, so this is a bit odd NTTAWWTSOT
No Mothersacker in the line up again. Did he die? And why not Cech? Is AW taking this serious?
Nice bit of luck for them there.
Arteta/Santi leaves us far more vulnerable to counter attacks.
It sounds like we're bantering them off with everything but a goal .
Arteta's having a bit of a shocker.
From bad to worse
Little bit handbrake on.
:baghead: Giroud
silly old queen
Old skool poll. Wots more ****? Arsenal, the ground, or Giroud?
Does Arsene know his
All this means is that we need to beat Bayern at home now. No problem.
Wenger out......resting players again & stupid faith in that giraffe up front.
Got options: Wellbeck, Wilshere, Rosicky....
Useless pile of c**t. He's been ****e so won't make much of a difference.
Walcott didn't win the earlier poll about who Arsenal's best striker is
Should've scored at least one of those chances
Did they say that Zagreb haven't won any of their last 15 in the Champions League. This means we'll
Mikel
Just f**k off Arteta. Dopey slow prick.
Who's deleted the lobster?
I hate these c**ts.
Ah *******s. Horrible, horrible night.
I just want to enjoy an AFC CL campaign for a change.
Get ready for the best champions league comeback of all time.
WHAT WAS GIBBS THINKING?! HE'S A PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALLER FFS. JESUS CHRST
This is utter dog****.
Wenger
Time to pack and leave for home.
What i would say though was that brief 10 minutes before they scored was enough for
Gibbs ducked under the ball. WHAT THE ACTUAL f**k???
Campbell coming on That's really going to help. Glad I have the Bake Off on record. Watching
Cavalry has arrived
Come on - someone f**king smash this in.
Wenger adds another milestone of an inspired rotation brilliance...
gibbs also jogging back on previous counter. we appear to be screwed
Charlie Austin sos in Jan imo
COME ON THEO! That a boy. Great movement.
Get in Theo. COYG
Still 11 goals in 11 starts
I basically hate every player on the pitch. Alexis, Ozil, Walcott and Coquelin are the only
Well that was a bit disappointing
That was really, really ****. Next up, chelsea
And you c**ts all said we needed a striker
The only thing worse than Giroud and Cambell was Jonathan Pearce's commentary.
Q. will we win the CL? A.No. Q.Can we use the money A.Yes for a Striker in Jan.
Boy am I glad I don't have BT sport
I find Ozil to be the most uninspiring multi million buy AW has made.
giroud is a f**king stain on Arsenal imo always hated the self loving cnut
What's wrong? I've only scene one Wenger Out post. Shome mishtake shorley
And now for something different......
Tonight showed why wenger will never win anything of importance
I can only advise you all to skin up
Ian Wright leads criticism of Giroud & Wenger >>
Somehow the match result seems irrelevant when you see what the refugees are experiencing.
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This Carly chick just landed a massive left hook to The Donald..great television
Same story....we'll get second in the group...then one of these in the next round:
Last nights match doesn't bother me
Hi guys I thought we played very well last night and very unlucky to lose
Right, so Walcott is now our number one striker. Good luck to him - I think he can do well. He's
I reckon Ospina played last night because Wenger used the Champions League as a
Oh and in case your nausea over last night’s **** show has subsided, allow me to plant in your mind
Slight but funny none the less
Language barrier :( I ordered a wurtzelbox which is sausage and chips
Anyone been to the Ivy House in Nunhead?
How very true
Is it me or is the Shadow Minister for Hatstand Chamberpot Wibble not a bit of a fitty?
I was a bit puzzled about how Macabbi Tel Aviv could be so bad last night
Little bit harsh.
It seems that we have some CL newbies on the board tonight
Wellington Silva proving a big hit at Bolton......
Is it a military coup or did bloke walk into wrong studio and not know what to say ?
The trailer for next year's Jungle Book
gardenwimb..is it best to cut the lawn a last time now or leave it shaggy for winter?
So really our season could be over by this time next week.
Do Arsenal fans have the most angst?
Guys good news I have been offered a second interview for a job opening at my local authority
Spurs v FK Qarabag wtf? Where do they get these two bob teams I've never heard of from?
Jorge you are an expert of Twitter recently I am getting lots of followers
Why does AWIMB, by its banner ad, think that I want to date a chinese woman?
nearest tube for grosvenor st ?
If work was easy it wouldn't sometimes be interesting. Discuss.
Wenger remains tightlipped ahead of Mourinho showdown
From another awimber, not me I might add