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  1. Good goal & we should have had a pen
  2. I like Oxlade but when he's brought on as a sub it's a bit predictable.
  3. last night showed again why TH is right
  4. Celery has been my saviour
  5. So, yesterday the police were warning that there could be as many as 20 deads.
  6. That firsthalf point blank save from Cech. Wow. I know the square root of f**k all about goalkeeping
  7. Sad news awimb, the fascists at the BBC have cancelled House of Fools
  8. That AgentAlexis / @AlexisDun85 tosser has deleted his twitter.
  9. in my view blackhat was unjustly deprecated. hemsworth, easy on the eyes. add to that the michael
  10. Decent highlights package for 90's boss eyed soul diva, Gabriel's performance last night
  11. how **** is giroud eh ?
  12. Ramseys shirt was offside according to Brendan Rodgers wtf?
  13. I was looking around yesterday and found myself questioning why people like to film parts of the
  14. Anybody stayed at the Bloc Hotel in Gatwick? I did the other week
  15. West Ham seem to be going a bundle on the new Krays film hehe
  16. RIP Justin Wilson Frown
  17. 11 years ago today I met the glw outside The Gunners, and we beat Blackburn 3-0.
  18. I'm thinking of playing Ice Hockey again but not sure.
  19. Ashberto - I think you are harsh on Giroud. Here is a guy who arrived a relative unknown and now
  20. Just back from four day break in siges near barcelona
  21. Newcastle? Away? Early kick-off? Frown
  22. There ought to be a system similar to the goal line technology where controversial calls like
  23. What was the reason for Mertersacker's amd Kosc's absence yesterday? No info given on TV coverge.
  24. John Stones has handed in a transfer request, have to say I'm disappointed in him
  25. Trainers. Why can't I buy a pair of plain black trainers? Everything I see is a
  26. Sperz away in Rumbelows Shrug
  27. Benzema is back on, lads! He's coming!!
  28. Apparently we are in for a Russian striker from Dinamo Moscow...Rub chin
  29. So, Comrade Jezboillah's new big idea is segregated railway carriages for women.
  30. Graham Hunter's podcast interview with Charlie Nicholas Clound Nine
  31. Bacon, poached egg, roast tomato, field mushroom & beans Eat
  32. R.I.P. Catweasel
  33. Sod wimmin only carriages, I want the old Smoking Carriages back
  34. Talking of sod and women, should we not pool our resources in an effort to find him?
  35. I had wished that when the elction was finished the boring politicsl talk on here
  36. Vienna in a few weeks. Quite looking forward to it. Btu they don't have google street view
  37. I do rather enjoy the Guardian's kitchen gadget tester. This one was ace.
  38. Latest breaking news from Awimb's Belfast correspondent
  39. Bolt was impressive there.....cantering from 250m out
  40. While going through sodd's old posts, I discovered this charming video of a very pissed Kim Wilde
  41. Search for sodd > I'm gonna check if he's in Beckenham O'Neills in a minute. We all have to do our
  42. Not to overeact but
  43. Apparently some nutter has just shot dead a newsreporter and cameraman
  45. Great Banter!
  46. It is really, properly pissing down out there.
  47. Hmm I appear to have come across as miserable person on here.
  48. Atkinson refereeing CL match for Apoel in Cyprus. He'll lose some weight by the end of the game...
  49. Searh for sodd update > He wasn't in O'Neills Frown
  50. Clap
  51. Rich, Joel Campbell is like a new signing. Guess we'll see him in the match squard soon.
  52. Wonder if Wenger will try to steel Pogba from under the nose of Chelski Rub chin
  53. Barcelona, Arsenal, Roma, Wolfsburg Frown
  54. I recall that people used to say 'they are waiting to see if we win the CL qualifier' before making
  55. Dan Crowley's finish for Barnsley's 3rd last night was rather good
  56. I know you all love a good Twitter rumour, so here's that latest one
  57. It's Kevin Nolan on a free isn't it
  58. Old Skool Poll: should naked women be used as fruit platters?
  59. Zlatan is coming to England.....in the final hours of the transfer window...
  60. So this chap in the states who shot the cameraman and reporter was black, motivated by the
  61. Looks like Kos and Per will also be out for our trip to tha toon
  62. Today's shopping theme prompts me to point out that the strength of sterling is currently
  63. I’m on a kitchen knife forum and am struggling to comprehend how people can care so much about
  64. Monty. I've heard good things about these. Plus, they're rather pretty.
  65. Any tips / suggestions on buying a new fridge freezer?
  66. new information has come into my possession: arsene wenger is in the pay of another club.
  67. I know I sound like neville but seriously do not know know what the effing problem is with transfers
  68. It has finally happened. At long last! Clap
  69. Twitter basically ripped this place off. As I said before the hashtags are just an imitation of the
  70. Nurse Nicosia would love this "sadly" moment imo hehe
  71. FFS not Brian again.
  72. AW: Danny Welbeck is progressing well. He should be available after the international break
  73. City have the trickiest draw from the English clubs. We're good for the 2nd round. Chelsea the
  74. Will Kosc and Mothersacker be available next match?
  75. Happy 60th Supermac Wave
  76. an idiot today lost the back end 180 stop..then180 off at noon on Euston rd! police stopped him
  77. Well thats a bolt out the blue
  78. Snin & other Awimb running types advise please.
  79. On me head, Son!
  80. If we arent signing a big name player we should sign a *big* name player
  81. File under 'Well. duh!'
  82. I'm going to watch 'Far From The Madding Crowd' tonight.
  83. Are we centrehalfless tomorrow again? More Horrors of Chambers?
  84. My my, someone is getting their knickers in a twist
  85. If you haven't seen it yet, you may enjoy this.
  86. They'd never have made Paxman do this sort of thing. Frown
  87. I bought a packet of Golden Wonder crisps today in my sandwich shop and was heartened to see that
  88. So now we know the truth about Kenyan athletics. Altitude running and a mountain of dope.
  89. IKEA or Europa League qualifier?
  90. Now the Sod trail has gone cold should we be be looking for Splenda?
  91. AW must have read my post game comments last week. At least someone is taking me seriously.
  92. Where is everybody??
  93. I am extremely confused. Twice now, Gary Neville seems to have said that he considers Coquelin
  94. Mr Arsenal Wenger...You buy player?...Why not?.....Who you call sad?... Wenger?..... Wenger!
  95. What's the confidence level for a good outcome tomorrow?
  96. Music Surfin USA Music
  97. Music Tie A Yellow Ribbon Round The Old Oak Tree Music
  98. Music Darlin Music
  99. BBC does a hit job on New Orleans
  100. So, these Americans on the train are a problem for Alexism\Fabregasm, whoever
  101. Staying up for The Arsenal.. How about a live tweet!
  102. Y'vve seen Newcastle. I've also seen their fans (hurl)
  103. 10 years after, how many ways was Alexism/Fabredasn wrong
  104. Pacey front 3 today. A shame it took Ozil being injured to see it.
  105. wengersillystoopid****
  106. Ian WWW hehe hehe hehe
  107. Terrible ref. c**t!
  108. So the ref's a blatant homer. We're f**ked.
  109. We're much better away from home. We still don't score
  110. looooooool wd ref Dirty c**ts this mob
  111. Ooooh. Made up for the pen he's realised he's bottled.
  112. We need a goal before the ref starts trying to even it up.
  113. Stokecastle hehe
  114. Awful.
  115. Indifferent
  116. Walcott Frown
  117. The sending off has f**ked Walcott now. There'll be no space for him and he won't get a kick now.
  118. however way you cut it walcott is not a striker
  119. Shinned It Bang head
  120. Get Olly on. Or Cech will make a howler in the last ten mins. Olly may not score like Henry, but
  121. We're starting to look sloppy now.
  123. Bit harsh that but probably a red in modern day football.
  124. Nacho Nacho Man
  125. 10 men all over them and couldnt hit a cows arse with a banjo
  126. We better tear Newcastle a new one in the 2nd half....
  127. Theo Walcott: Only Mitrovic (8) has had fewer touches than Walcott (10) of all players hehe
  128. The level of dementia here is hitting new highs. Shouldn't you wait for the end of the f**king game?
  129. Wonder what excuse Wenger will use today - that was fcuking gash!
  130. This ref is obviously trying to set some kind of record
  131. Ok, we had a pen not given today (and a goal not given last week) and we've just hadam Santi booked
  132. Grate...I benched Ox Frown
  133. I take you. Ekadenta anti-jinx. Ancient Hindu magic, that.
  134. Well f**k me with a 12 inch dildo Yikes It turns out if you actually have a few
  135. Here we go. THat has to be one of the most absurd bookings i have ever seen
  136. Own goalllllll Clound Nine
  137. Sanchez losing the ball too much in deep areas. Push him a bit further forward imo
  138. Alexis plays better with Olly than Feo. Fact.
  139. Wonderful. Chris Waddle sighing off mic Clound Nine
  140. Ok, take him off again
  141. We're switching off now. Thank God for the Arch-Angel.
  142. Rather insipid, it must be said. Still, 3 points and all...
  143. Wright and Andy Cole in the studio. How is their fitness these days?
  144. hehe
  145. Pleased with the win. Still worried that our two strikers seem to have a conversion rate of
  146. Even Bournemouth are finding it easy to score goals in the Premier League Bang head
  147. Liverpool doing well hehe
  148. Easy win but another flat performance.
  149. Not gonna happen but if results stay like this after secnond half that win is going to be very good.
  150. Palace 1 up!
  151. Eagles Clound Nine
  152. Stoke players trying to impress Pulis.
  153. Her Tits up have their own timezones.... hehe
  154. Pards out!!!
  155. Pards IN!!!!
  156. Pards back in! hehe
  157. Free nil West Ham at the death. What a weekend Clound Nine
  158. nine man stoke. hehe that should be a song.
  159. if we dont get a 'big name striker' id like to see us try giving welbeck a decent
  160. Who gets the blame for Chelsea today? The mascot? The ball boys? Obviously not "Jose".
  161. Good win but a pretty flat performance. Looking forwsrd to all our new signings arriving
  162. Our level of play today got me down but the Chelsea & Liverpool results have well perked me up again
  163. If Rambo's goal aginst Liv had been allowed, we'd be feeling so much better atm
  164. Just watching the spurs game. Ross barkley is ****e.
  165. f**k me , just seen chelsea n pool results ! wy th feck is everyone so down?
  166. cavani or bust, my friends.
  167. :HelpmeRhonda:
  168. How on earth Dier didn't even get a yellow for that criminal tackle on Cleverley is beyond me.
  169. lovin the rain esp as my 16 yr old camping at reading fest Smile no replies on tx since thur
  170. MOTD. We're on first Clound Nine
  171. that is won f**king **** combover Steve McClaren has imo
  172. i love bellerin
  173. So which new striker would suit our needs that is if we could sign one?
  174. mo i was right ! feck all wrong with that tackle
  175. WD mo ..loved the water stop
  176. Dick Advicaat. Brown shoes and jeans.
  177. On the plus side, Gabriel is hereby christened Angel Gabriel. He's good and will get much better.
  178. f**k off
  179. Jesus Christ Almighty - far, far too much Chianti last night. I think this might be the end, AWIMB.
  180. Prob a Noah but anyway
  181. Bueno might get a chuckle out of the newest registered wimber if he wasn't too busy
  182. Despite the decaff display one bright spot was the Kos-Gabriel partnership. Got a feeling that's
  183. This summer was the perfect summer transfer window for Arsenal........
  184. Chelsea away at Everton next... do i scent a crumbling of the Mouron's empire?
  185. It is becoming clear that Corbyn is not just a laugh but also a traitor.
  186. Oh you sheep shagging beauties Clap
  187. According to Twitter, Andrew Sheridan is now a wine-drinking, song-writing poet
  188. Rooney hehe ****er
  189. WD Swansea
  190. G Nev is livid Clound Nine morose ******* that he is Nod
  191. mornin queers, i seem to have mislaid sunday , any ideas on where i left it?
  192. Swansea are a scary looking lot, skillwise that is.
  193. Swansea look ****-hot imo.
  194. just catching up on news..surely putting an indian in charge of an investigation of tipping is
  195. still sweeping thru the papers.. i see in rugby u wales are now ranked 5th to england 6th
  196. and wd chrissy hind for some honesty on same weekend germaine f**king greer
  197. So these two players from one club we heard about from an ITK on here
  198. That deadlocked sheep-shagger, Gomis. Just scored on MotD2. Let's buy 'im......
  199. my mums dead cnut sees more action than awimb these days imo
  200. 33 hours and 57 mins remaining tumbleweed
  201. Absolutely Neg, well said
  203. Transfer window slams shut tomorrow. Still not being linked with anyone, are we?
  204. Guven that we were going to spend loadsofmoney and haven't why don't we just buy Bale?
  205. I hate Bank Holidays
  206. Wasn't that keen on the Benzema moving in thing earlier this summer, but it appears
  207. You have to feel for the poor ******* sky send to the Emirates really
  208. Major signing confirmed on arsenal.com
  209. Seems like Utd have signed Martial. 36m hehe
  210. Not wishing to grumble, but if there are no strikers left in the world
  211. the whipit can of whipped cream: they actually give you a lot. it's a blessing from our lord.
  212. Bad news about the boy, Wes Craven
  213. We're not signing anyone CONFIRMED
  214. Fair play to Chelsea for raising the bar in the silly names game by signing Papy Djilobodji
  215. I have just been told that monreal is definitely leaving by someone i would
  216. Is it just me or are people treating today like a work day?
  217. I'm interviewing ginger Sol Campbell botherer Kelly Hoppen tomorrow
  218. Love this sort of transfer rumour, we're working on a deal but no one has a clue who Smile
  219. An excellent slogan for a sperm bank would be "Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough"
  220. Nelson Mandela's Smack and Crack Party Pack Clap
  221. do you think sky will even bother to send someone to the emirates tomorrow night?
  222. I was checking the squad list on this site and saw several players who are no longer with the club.
  223. .
  224. I think it's Cavani and Rabiot. I know nothing of the later.
  225. Have we singed anyone else yet?
  226. If Arsene can't convince Cavani to join us today...will he take Zlatan with him instead? Rub chin
  227. Small crowd gathering at Emirates. Rumour is Galindo is coming.
  228. When we signed Ozil, how much speculation was there in the press? I'm desperately hoping we announce
  229. So Arsene is in Paris? Are we signing Matuidi? Or, or...
  230. I think Awimb needs a a bunch of it's own reporters to stake out petrol stations
  231. United claim they have a receipt which says they sent their fax in time Clap
  232. At least I am busy with work to keep checking the transfer deadline day news. We won't be signing
  233. Have Spurs signed anyone? Has Lewis finally got bored with throwing money into the pit?
  234. Charlie Austin
  235. I was rather distressed to see pictures of AW having to get an aeroplane with us normals. Frown
  236. I have just seen the picture of Arsene wining and dining with people in Paris. Putting the finishing
  237. Spermwimb - Only 9 brave chaps currently listed in the UK databank
  238. Only way Wenger is going to bring in somebody to Arsenal...
  239. Ornstein has spoken
  240. hehe David de Gea
  241. Cavani terms agreed, apparently. Flying to London in the next few hours.
  242. Oh dear
  243. I've been instructed to make my way to City Airport for an urgent pick up
  244. Good news: made toad in the hole last night and there's leftovers for lunch Clound Nine
  245. Orstein last season...
  246. Inter sign 32 year old Felipe Melo for circa 8-10m hehe wtf Mancini
  247. I don't mean to moan & be fair I have been pretty good for a while BUT
  248. We can buy practically any player in the world, so we don't buy any. If we f**k up this season there
  249. Talking of Cheque books Terry Wogan or Les Dawson?
  250. I will have a big update in the next 20 mins on the Cavani deal