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Madrid are signing Mateo Kovacic according to AS ..
Speaking of Americans and football
Jorge, is it okay to mention the word 'desire' when talking about Sanchez's header?
Could one of you Spanish football experts explain to me why Real Madrid sold the boggly-eyed
*Hidden* Gems of South London #381: St James Street Stables, South Bermondsey.
Blimey - Cesc got a bit of a kicking from Alan Shearer yesterday (no change there)
Of course no sane person would spend their birthday walking through
Kim il Snin and Arconada - have you read A Confederacy of Dunces? You should.
Sir Tom Jones thinks he's been fired because he's old. He's wrong. He's been fired because he is a
"We are staying up, I said we are staying up!!!".
Fascists come in strange guises these days
Chelsea's official site doing a passable impression of Pravda
2 more bombs found in Bangkok. Why can't everyone just get along?
Bleeding hell
Jorge, I see you've had a bit of a 'Chimp's Tea'
Watched pain and gain on Saturday ...it was quite good for something with The Rock in it
What will do for Corbyn in the end, I suspect, is his stand on gays.
Welcome to the Premier League Bournemouth
f**king arsehole referee - scoreline should be reversed. Cowardly man.
Just saw a clip of blindoid football on Channel 4 News. A bloke started bear hugging the
Something I noticed about Cech is that he seems to prefer two fisting out a cross than trying to
Interesting silence from the Corbymaniacs when confronted with evidence of left wing rejection of
Have we f**king signed anyone yet?
My friends may be racist, my friends may be homophobic, my friends may be misogynists; this is my
"So no one told you life was gonna be this way...I'll be there for you"
Sir C, I would have thought you'd have been at Biggin Hill today?
No smoke without fire. No faecal stench without a big fat turd somewhere.
Bernie, you may believe he's lying, but Corbyn claims his associations with
Word of advice. Don't park your Aston Martin in Hackney
You have to hand it to Pique for taking the whole your mum business to the next level
So that Pique business further down...what if it were true, though?
I am about to phone someone who made a grand total of one appearance for The Arsenal
Has the lynch mob gone?
How's this for #everyday sexism? In the space of an hour this morning,
Who else has been enjoying Tommy and Tuppence's adventures in 'Partners In Crime'?
Apparently, the young people are all laughing at this right now.
Nope, still singularly unimpressed by robots
Anyone know much about this Oatmeal bloke who City have just signed from Valencia
Sir Charlie - heard about the new Szechuan next to Emirates Stadium currently
Ash, Corkscrew lane, Crystal palace to south downs, ever walked it ?
Have we signed any won yet?
New Flight of the Conchords film is on its way
Diaby injured at Manu.
Of all the top PL teams which one has sought and bought the most U.K. born players?
Oh well, Hoping for an upset but Club Bugger didn't put up much a fight against Manure
one observation from chelse-city. you wouldnt want to fvck with mangala.
cavani, gotze, muller, benzema. starting to look a little crowded all of a sudden.
He may have a tsunami of evidence.
Trivia quiz- Arsenal, singapore and a church in hendon. What links the three?
Ten steps to the perfect spurs summer, courtesy of F365
Facebook is a lot of plain, boring or ugly people complimenting each other. The triumph of the
So Rodney Marsh is the latest ITK to say Benzema bid has been accepted. A man named Rodney ffs.
I saw a truly odd documentary last night, and when I say “odd” I mainly mean stupefyingly ****.
I'm slightly curious about the etiquette of e-cigarettes and people's attitudes towards them
Ainsley Maitland-Niles is jolly good according to a tractor boy colleague.
My other half just sent me http://www.randomizelist.com/
Right f**k this. I'm applying for a Dutch passport, pronto.
Good lord.
Pedro has said no to United and off to Chelsea
Well I have discovered that, if you leave a tub of Waitrose houmous in your bag for 24 hours, by the
Welcome to the Premiership Gokhan Inler
Sky Bet slash odds on Benzema to Arsenal
**** statues #37
Missed the e-cigarette chat before though I've read it. Does no-one find it odd that the NHS should
Where's the Ashley Madison list?
It's ok sorted. It was a false alarm. You can all come back in now.
This article has some valid points. (WARNING - CONTAINS LINK TO BLEACHER REPORT SHYTTE)
Ferrari have resigned Raikkonen, very odd
I'm not voting Jeremy because...
England fancy the weekend off then
Probably best I keep my gcse celebrating pics to myself I guess...
TV programme ideas: "Through the Keys Hole"
Well I think that's more leaves in the first over than Australia managed in the whole of the first
So what did you all wish to be once you had your O Level/GCSE results then?
Anyone have a work affinity scheme for car purchases?
The ball'sdoing nothing. Bad decision to bowl and we'll be made to pay for it.
See? Back from doctors 1 hr later and still no wicket. We won't get one all day imo.
Operation Yew(calyptus)tree: Vinegar Tits is a nonce?!
Of all the irritating things about Americans, is there anything worse than the way they pronounce
What an exceptional moron this man is
Welcome to the banterdome!
Australians really do seem to excel in lowering the moral standards for everyone.
thank f**k for that enough for his college, 3 B's and 3 c's ..plus an argument
The poshest school I went to still only got 8 out of 51 #ghetto
What is it about Jeremy Corbyn that turns all these guys into holocaust deniers and violent
Oh, we got someone out, did we? Well done us.
I'm getting the feeling we're going to f**k this transfer window big time. Ok many of the clever
How much would you have to be paid to work in say, Burger King, at a service station for a year?
Ok, I know knocking the Guardian is little bit an Awimb sport nowadays, but I have to say, this
GROANNN!!! Now Welbeck who was days away in pre-season won't return till after Wilshere! Another
Thinking ahead to the Champions draw I imagine Zenit, Benfica and PSV are the best options for us.
TRUMP!
"Rosicky is progressing nicely but he is far away"
Was this the f**ker that broke Abou? I was almost sympathetic for a moment
Ed really, really should have grown a beard during the election :swoon:
Odd
Have we had anymore bids for Benzema accepted yet?
Can someone please post the latest on Benzema for Rich? Thanks.
This will give Iain Duncan Smith food for thought.
Mark Wood appears to have forgotten to shave, ffs. An Ashes test match and you forget to shave.
I do get the distinct feeling someone needs to wait up for Cheef
last 10 days of transfer window
Re: my Houellebecq post. The glw advises that I am, indeed, as thick as pig****.
I'm sure you have all read about the controversy in France engendered by the publication of Michel
Corbyn's going to apologise for the Iraq war whats up gangstas. frickin brian depalma has my script. not that this means anything.
Berni. Forecast now available up until 19:00 local.
Hang on, they've remande National Lampoon's Vacation!
Hard to argue with the Kiwi fella really
Roasted and Salted Marcona Almond Halves With Honey.
The thing with this Ashley Madison business nobody seems to have mentioned is the fact that a bunch
I am not sure a search of his premises is really required.
Get Adam Lyth out of this f**king team. Jesus wept.
Austraya were batting for so long I'm still wanting to see wickets
We are being linked with Lars Bender. Forget the quips - isn't he the type of player we need?
An ITK has said Benzema signs on Monday.......
42 years since Elvis bade us 'Aloha from Hawaii'!
I've done it once again 'wimb. Thought my grub was taking ages...
Is 'rocket fuel coke' overpriced speed?..market research
Anyone have a working stream for the Morton v St Mirren game?
I wouldn't recommend anyone plowing into a deer at 75 mph on the highway...messy to
I would like to see an experimental match played without the offside rule just to see what dynamics
Husband dont know wot hes hone
henley tonight is gilf n milf centre of world as rewind fest
"From the Halls of Montezuma To the shores of Tripoli"
come on barry up you get ! missing best part of day , time for lovely ride then run then swim n
TRUMP!
private jet days benzema.
Played the Geordies
Plane crash in Sussex.
If Trump became president what a face off it would be with Putin.
mmm it cant get better imo sex followed by 2 egg, black pudding, fried tomato, 2 toast
Steve Smith.
Jenkinson
I hope that Cech doesn't turn out to be another Silvestre or or any of the other losers that AW has
In light of the anglo-american heroics on board the train, the french have to be asking themselves
Bolt or Gaitlin?
Pedro 1 goal & assist in his first 30 mins. Why didn't we even at least attempt to sign him?
hmmmmm OK It might be time to move Jay Tee out of my FF team
Go on Gnabbers
Let's go mr Gnabry
How **** are West Brom at the back today
two tickets wanted for Liverpool home Upper tier please
I've got 'sponsored content' ads at the top of the page when you click on a post. Despite having
jan auge fjortoft, the ' respected journalist,' needs to be strung up.
He doesn't get it.
Welcome aboard the newest registered user
no benzema update in 12 hours.
Save Gary, donate now, just text 8028 to pledge five pounds today
So this is it. We're going to die.
Neg
Look, I know I'm biased, but surely I can't be alone in finding this picture funny?
So, this 'British' (?) bloke who initially claims to have hidden under a table and then got up at
My c**t-warble of an offspring had hidden my season ticket and now I have a pay a tenner
Film anti-recommendation. If you have heard that the recent DVD release 'The Falling' is good, be
Are we on proper TV tonight?
Labour MP Grahame Morris said airshows should be “limited to displaying over water”.
I'm really not feeling very confident at all about tonight
Damien McBride's gone fully mental
Wenger and Rodgers prepared for the match tonight
I'm excited about tonight. If we are indeed now a bona fide title-challenger, there's a reasonable
Tube strike off. My 4 day weekend is ruined
This is utter, utter knee jerk nonsense.
So no Benzema then.
What's the confidence level on here regarding today's match. Mine will be very high after we win.
I am aware that the whole transgender thing is a particular bugbear of mine and a subject on which I
No Mertesacker or Kos
Where the f**k have our defenders gone? Debuchy next in line.
Even Carragher taking the piss out of Rodgers.
Forget about Benzema coming. When are we going to kick out that f**king Shad?
I was really looking forward to this season.
Just so you know, I'm gonna sulk if we drop points tonight.
4141 vs 4141
Great start
Good lord...too easy cutting through us and Cech didn't move :grim:
Lino
Miles onside
******** ref
Two scouse monkeys played the Welsh Jesus on. Two. WTF?
Looked onside in real time
To be fair...Liverpool look a bit scared of us....backing off a lot
Chambers you c**t
Coqblock
LMAO LOOOOOOOOOOOOL Dixon....Chamberz is a ball playing centre half
Great start Chambers
Is the Big f**kin Giant rested or injured?
good job i couldnt make it tonight otherwise i would have
Chambers off Debuchy on at CB
That Emre doesn't look that Chinese
f**king hell. What must Cech be thinking when he sees this **** in front of him.
bellerin and le coq running this game for us
In other news, Gabriel looks a tidy defender…
We're ****, aren't we?
Ridiculous save!!
Cech
Yey Cech
Chambers is a white Djourou
Come on
Why isn't Giroud playing tonight?
This is silly now. take Chambers off
Rich's half time assessment.
We're not having enough posession in the final third to make use of Giroud. :feotime:
f**king hell
Cheeky Wenger bid for JT?
Too sloppy. What's wrong with the midfield I can't work it out.
1st Half Summary
Chambers is f**king diabolical. Thank f**k for Cech.
How on earth we did not concede by HT?? Shocking passing at times...
Petr Setch
The white Djourou. Yet more evidence of it
At least Cech is looking worth the money. He'll age ten years this season
Appalling punditry. Just because we're ****, the disalllowed goal is not important?
For all those clowns who make believe at my fans....
Cech is beast tonight
0-0 at half time will seem like a victory.
We can't play as badly as that in the second half. Surely?
Debuchy has played centre half for us before, spare Chambers soon imo
When did we last win a header from a corner? Not score one, just win one?
We're starting to look threatening the last few minutes..how long till we concede then?
Have we had a shot on target yet?
Much much better from us this half
Time for a sub?
Good decision to take him off. Giroud should have scored today. Wasteful.
:feotime: We win
That's it, Nacho, swing the high balls into the box now Feo's on for Giroud.
:cowabungatime:
Liverpool bringing on 92 Stevie's G lookalike..
So f**king sloppy tonight. Shame really.
Let's get an injury time winner on Michael Thomas' 48th birthday
This season's gonna be a vile struggle for 4th and we've just dropped points at home against a rival
Draw is a fair result. Liverpool should have won really if it wasn't for Cech. We had all of the
Really wish Ox started tonight imo.
What was the point in bringing on Walcott? They were defending deeper and deeper as the half
Cech's hairline is in full retreat. I blame Chambers
Good performance by Cech tonight
I thought that there had to be a complete separation between an attacking and defending player
Chambers showing why BFG is so important for us.
We wuz robbed by an idiot assistant. See offside entry below.
This is in danger of being the most underperforming team of the Wenger era. Some of his teams have
What is Wenger going to say on transfers. My money is on - we are not close to anything
You can't beat cold custard straight out of the fridge
I thought Ramsey was our best attacking player today tbh.
Mario Gotze.
Cech and Coquelin brilliant tonight, Gabriel was very good also.
So why is no-one laying into the real culprits for last night's lost points?
4 points from 3 games...5 behind City.....