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  1. oh no, it's the dreaded gourcuff link. Smile
  2. England ****er hehe
  3. LVG is looking to over spend on another 2 players. Oh how I would love them to f**k up
  4. Lyth Wave Balance Wave Taylor and someone else in. Anyone else.
  5. my opinion of van gaal has undergobe a major upgrade since he kicked vp out on his bum ass.
  6. If Levy manages to sell Adebayor to Villa for 4 million pounds, he is a genius
  7. Politically, things are getting more interesting over here thanks to Trump. Wonder what Chief feels.
  8. It has to be said, that Trump bloke is a complete and utter c**t
  9. Ant-Man. What a boring film.
  10. So I suppose Lyth will be dropped now. Who do you call up in his place?
  11. Thank you autocorrect
  12. Patrick Roberts going for 11m from Fulham to City, madness
  13. Demi 'Michael Barry-' Moore? Sherlock
  14. So the casual anti-semtisim I face on Awimb has now extended into my personal life Frown
  15. Arch-bull****ter Tancredi Palmeri says on twitter that we've bid 45m euros for Benzema
  16. So what do we think about sharing our ground with Tottenham while they rebuild theirs?
  17. I heard Ingerlund won a stickball game.
  18. I'm a bad person for finding this amusing
  19. Olivier Giroud stats
  20. WD Lee Nelson
  21. Is it my imagination or does Sepp actually go to grab the money here?
  22. They really are letting any old retard join the Police these days. How low can the bar go ?
  23. Have we singed anyone else yet?
  24. I am on the nicotine patches and I have had some crazy dreams.
  25. The Queensland Road flats are *exactly the same colours as our new away kit.
  26. dudes. all right, so, we have a $30-40 million investor in our movie,.
  27. A bit late, and Barry mentioned it over the weekend, but RIP Jules Bianchi Frown
  28. In a moment of high deviancy yesterday
  29. Balotelli further endearing himself to the Liverpool fans Smile
  30. I come back from lunch and find that some **** has put the aircon up to 30 degrees! furious
  31. Sherlock The Newest Awimb member.
  32. oh yes most importantly, about me..I beat an olympic gold medalist on sunday in iron man:-)
  33. For people who call themselves "gay" the Stonewall bunch are curiously humourless homosexuals.
  34. This smoking ban on Brighton beach is a bit of a tap in really >
  35. I have the flat to myself later what shall I have for dinner?
  36. Please let the season start soon, I'm so bored of transfer nonsense
  37. Sista's, Nigga's, Whitey's, Jews Music
  38. Real rule out selling Benzema Frown
  39. Flamini rumored to complete move to Galatasaray
  40. Sorry love, Xabi Alonso is immune to your Cherman charms
  41. Can't wait for the weekend when the entire Emirates will rise to greet that Arsenal legend Nicklas
  42. Have you all cancelled your Ashley Madison memberships yet?
  43. Szceszney(sp?) to Roma is the talk at the moment. No idea if it's a loan or permanent.
  44. I reckon Mourinho must be getting frantically nervous about the Community Shield now.
  45. Now this'll make you feel old, Cherno Samba retires
  46. if Szczesny goes I assume this means Ospina will stay.
  47. What...torphy do...The Arsenal have that no other club.. have?
  48. Looks like one of those IS video cnunts has been taken out by a drone strike... Bow
  49. here we go hendon,,fly that drong
  50. I see we're linked to another Barca youngster. I love stealing their kids Clound Nine
  51. Benzema.
  52. mmmmm San Miguel on tap Lager Clound Nine
  53. "Kick it Out!" Haha!!! Ask the Frimpster! Does the corrupt FIFA diktat stop at the Russian border?
  54. Barcelona L.A. Galaxy match drew a record crowd but AW probably will never bring Arsenal to the U.S.
  55. There may well be dancing in the streets of Total Network Solutions tonight...
  56. What was surprising about the Barca Galaxy match was the huge amount of Barca fans present. Who knew
  57. Chezzer's gone to Roma Wave
  58. Benteke to Calm Down a done deal.
  59. Last year, when I hilariously changed my handle to reflect my foot op, I did not realise the curse
  60. This kevin de bruyne seems to be a fabulous investment. His price just continues to climb
  61. He is our undisputed leader.
  62. Very important debate Awimb
  63. On the other hand
  64. Newcastle target Mbemba has four reported birth dates. He once said it was 1990. What say you?
  65. United fans getting all uppity about AW's comments in regards their short-term strategy
  66. Puke
  67. Am I the only one finding the whole being talked up business a bit uncomfortable?
  68. I must say, I'm obviously pleased to see those Chelsea mouth breathers
  69. I'm interviewing Smudger Smith for the Community Shield programme
  70. hi will i pronounce Caomhan ?is it kevin ?
  71. Right I'm done with the gossip. I can't take anymore
  72. I could google this but I will ask Awimb. Has anybody here ever found they had funds
  73. Clap
  74. The glw is dragging me to the theatre tonight. Here are a couple of snippets
  75. On the Guardian website's comment pages, there are more than 30 articles about the Labour leadership
  76. Now that he seems to have gone, do we know why that odd Mohamud chap posted a giant picture of a
  77. This may be a stupid question, but with stuff like they are proposing such as cuts to tax credits
  78. Oh FFS, the bloody telegraph are at it now
  79. This is quite interesting, transfer fees adjusted by 'football inflation'
  80. Are West Ham saving themseles for the game against us?
  81. anyone else going to the emirates cup on Sat ?
  82. What Pluto would look like with Donald Trump’s hair Baldy man
  83. mmmmmmm crack
  84. Famous Five first XI:
  85. mmmmmm Stella
  86. Here Jorge. This is the sort of **** you would like, I'm sure.
  87. Being a clairvoyant sort of a chap, I have a strange feeling that Sir C will be hungover this
  88. Grillax, Bro I’m a feminist. I’m a dude. And I hate that I love to grill...
  89. 200 million pound striker Clound Nine
  90. Dad why are you always embarrassing me in front of my friends with your neoliberal economic views?
  91. 200 million you say... Spend some faaakhin money then ..
  92. Kirsty Wark seriously needs to start wearing longer skirts and dresses Frown
  93. Benzema scores a pearler for Madrid Frown and Delph knacks his hamstring hehe
  94. Nearly time for the Emirates cup. I find it rather boring to be honest.
  95. New member update "Berni & Sir C tearing Jorge another new arse'o"
  96. Benzema agent says he will one thousand percent be at Madrid this season. Frown
  97. Viking
  98. This Yvette Cooper lady. Is she a little, well, special, if you get my drift?
  99. I am finding this Tour de France business with Froome confusing.
  100. Who have our rivals (hehe), the scum down the road, bought this year?
  101. hehe And it mentions Battle of the Planets
  102. Anyone got any SINCERE Greek holiday recommendations?
  103. Is Dr Mengele in da house?
  104. Nice article on our Aaron:
  105. OK. Things you thought were the last word in sophistication the first time you encountered them.
  106. Things you didn't like when you were a kid?
  107. The Arsenal player who is going to surprise everyone in 2015/16 is...
  108. c**ting f**king people
  109. In this time of austerity, I feel it would be appropriate to swap tasty and
  110. Freight Train Vs Limousine - Limo comes off quite well.. Watson
  111. I like what lord harris did. 200m, wenger, you cheap *******.
  112. This news story made me laugh i wasn't expecting the end part
  113. If Arsenal buy Pogba and Lewandowski do we win the league?
  114. The Hulkster Cry
  115. Technasia team up with Green Velvet to produce Suga...
  116. So, ideas for a good first date in London??
  117. which AWIMBers are these then?
  118. Ok things that you thought were the '*******s' when you was a kid.
  119. Anyone got a decent stream?
  120. You mean Arsenal didn't ease up after going up 4-0 by half time?
  121. Wilshere not even on the bench. He's already injured, isn't he? Bang head
  122. Frightening. Mourinho may well resign before the game next week.
  123. Do not take predictions seriously.
  124. No way I'm voting Tory for mayor. *******s have left Sol off the short-list.
  125. @DeanLDN22 "Theo Walcott has signed a new contract at Arsenal. #afc"
  126. The deed is done, just received my two new season tickets...
  127. This Villareal keeper Areola's a bit of a tit isn't he?
  128. It's all gone Tits up for Lord Sewel imo.
  129. looooooooooolz @ Smugberg Clap
  130. wd Zlatan imo
  131. Nice work Jeffity jeff Jefferson Jeffrey jeff
  132. First half shows importance of Coquelin
  133. THREE trophies in three months!
  134. How can Akpom screw up that 3 on 1 at the end there? I'm not keen on him. Adelaide looks far better.
  135. Indifferent
  136. That Jeff fella is seriously impressive. And Fortune is supposed to be even better Yikes
  137. Jeff Origins 1.0 Clap
  138. Jose......poor guy....the heart bleeds...
  139. How does a French chap end up with the surname Queen Adelaide? Rub chin
  140. The perfect pres-season. Team fired up and confident. No injuries. Everything looks good.
  141. This cech ffellow looks a rather useful goalkeeper.
  142. Very confused by goings on at United, LVG says he's off in 2017
  143. Do any of you mofo's know how to run iptv via kodi on Amazon fir?
  144. Isaac Hayden looked good
  145. Afternoon Awimb what up?
  146. Wave Sczczesny - It's official - he's gone to Roma
  147. I assume you've all seen our newest star Trae Coyle's goal against Barcelona. Will he make it big?
  148. Rich, Had flu 2 weeks ago and still not feeling 100%, light headed and lethargic
  149. f**king hell. I've run out of all possible new topics I could think of. Frown
  150. Adding to the Gnabry comment below, what happened to Gideon Zelalem?
  151. A leetle beet of dramatic license from the MEN in regards the shooting of Paul Massey.......
  152. I’ve also been reading a lot recently about Artificial Intelligence and frankly I don't buy it
  153. I shall be in the Bournemouth area soon and staying a couple of nights
  154. I'm thinking at some point Chesney will be a permanent Roma player
  155. I dont like it much
  156. I used apple pay on the tube today.
  157. I was at the sailing in Portstmouth on Saturday. There really is no escaping the fact that,
  158. This is quite possibly the best thing I have ever seen.
  159. Ahh, Smudger’s a card. Asked me how much his interview fee is. Cue awkward silence. Then the cheeky
  160. I can hardly wait for this to happen.
  161. Big Latch on this Sat! ****** FREE MILK N NIPPLES *****
  162. Explain cucumber sandwiches to me. They sound really dull. Do they taste it, too? Thanks.
  163. Maureen's been over dosing on the cockmuncher pills again, I see.
  164. Our cat got out last night. Well, out into the communal area, which is a huge no-no, as we are on
  165. How come Monty has this knack of making everything sound...
  166. First game is only first game but I think we should put out a sign we mean business against West Ham
  167. Phew.. Panic over at the BBC as they've managed to scour the country in the name of diversity
  168. One thing you can't help noticing pre season is our reluctance to put ourselves on the marketing
  169. Gunners' boss hints at possible starting line up v West Ham.
  170. Did anyone see the start of the BBC mini series about the Bloomsbury Set last night?
  171. So, this Benzene fellow is a done deal then. Isn't he a bit, you know, fat?
  172. We should start penning lyrics so Karim already has a song. here's the tune:
  173. Just seen Benzema ordering a wing meal deal at Sam's chicken, Holloway Road.
  174. Alexis, Ozil, Ox/Theo, Benzema. Not bad, eh?!
  175. Should Ashley Maitland-Niles ever make it, his name could be sung to the tune of
  176. Ken Clarke grope scandal, another win for the homo lobby. Seems guys accused of groping other guys
  177. If Benzema comes it will kill Yaya Cry
  178. Benezmea will probably land at Farnborough or such like. My friend is a pilot for Vistajet
  179. There's clearly at least one person who believes we are serious title contenders: Mourinho. He
  180. 'Sup Goons..
  181. So Benzema is still with the squad and will play against Milan on Thursday. He's just a prick tease,
  182. Well, that's 2-1 to Aus then Frown
  183. Sometimes I log in ready to post, then realise you're all lame and log straight out.
  184. 3rd Test: Mentally weak pussy ****ers to bowl, serial super human winners to bat.
  185. Where will all this stupidity end?
  186. JIMMMMMMY!!!!!
  187. Started watching "Humans" last night. Bit of a stretch to believe
  188. Needed that. Thought they were going to sneak through this rough patch with only one down for a
  189. This Calais business is all getting a bit naughty.
  190. What tv channel is the Community Shield on please thank you?
  191. Finn Clap
  192. You're all skeewif.
  193. I was watching this DVD last night Bow
  194. f**king rain delay again Shout I took the day off for this!
  195. Apparently Sport Bild says we want Reus for 48m....from Twitter
  196. I'm in the process of instigating a Twitch-Hunt against a company called Journohub, which
  197. 94 - 7 cricket
  198. Oi, Ash Shout Do you like, or even not mind, magical realism?
  199. Koscielny is really rather good.......................
  200. It appears a stonking toss to lose - 86/6 Smile
  201. Seems a strange time for sports to be on.
  202. And some people wanted Jimmy dropped
  203. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON NNNNNNNNNNE!
  204. Are you able to maintain several interests/hobbies simultaneously?
  205. Lyth is surely going to get out any moment, isn't he?
  206. Big wicket! COME ONNN!!!!!!!!!!
  207. today is a very weird day. I don't like it.
  208. That 'catch' was proper ridicules hehe
  209. What are we thinking the minimum England need to get to is? 300?
  210. I do so hope some animal rights loony gets to the lion-torturing dentist
  211. Rich, your football shirt parallel with cycle****s was nonsense, I'm afraid.
  212. Idea how to solve the Calais problem. Empty it of trains and let them storm it. When they are
  213. FAO cyclist haters, I hope that one day you will bump into this guy...
  214. There's clearly at least one person who believes we are serious title contenders: Mourinho. He
  215. Help Out a French Gooner?
  216. Spud ****er
  217. So yesterday evening I was stood in a pub off Borough High Street watching the cricket. Ian Bell and
  218. Frown I'm being hassled to join the work football team. apart from being out of shape and ****
  219. Duck next time, you ginger, Northern donkey. Here comes the collapse.
  220. Kevin Hurley..end Gurkhas to Calais..shrood imo as then we wont let them back either
  221. I saw an episode of Time Team yesterday. It was OK, but it reminded me of the pure joy that was the
  222. Bang head Bang head Ba</a></li>
	<li> <a href=The Buttler didn't do it. Frown
  223. Ash, it was a big open plan gym with glass wallsand glass walled 5 a side..very gay pumping
  224. I watched an hour-long interview with Sol Campbell recently on Sky Sports, conducted by an
  225. What's the one thing in your fridge you find it hard to resist every time you open it?
  226. Moeen Clap Bow
  227. I go out for an hour or so and it all goes well. I come back in and we lose a wicket. Frown
  228. wtach 'em put on about 150 for 2 now Frown
  229. Walk off you ****er ****er
  230. so Charlie. What, pray tell, is a pakisaurus?
  231. In which case we'll lose.
  232. Waheyyyy!
  233. Come on Moeen. This is our last chance. We need a wicket. Oh. Goes for 4 first ball.
  234. Anyone want any chickens?
  235. Seriously, I would be deliriously happy if David Warner were to choke on his cheese sarnie at tea
  236. Essex Frown
  237. My magic desktop changer works again. Was about to switch, andthennew the wkt would fall so watched.
  238. What's for dinner? Plus I am so tired I don't know if I have the energy to actually go home.
  239. Looking for Hol. Flick back desktop and it says WICKET on the screen. Jai Shree Ganesh
  240. Oh God, I've got to go to Twickenham for England against France Frown
  241. GANPATI gets you Warner - and on a NELSON just to show you he's the Divinity for you. Start doing
  242. There appears to be sheep herding at prime time on ITV1. Rub chin
  243. jeezus just doing some work research on 5g, m2m and iot
  244. standard ashes visit. Wave
  245. So sleeping for only 4 hours a day isn't really a good idea... Watson
  246. hehe
  247. Looks like the Aussies went for a jolly good knees up on Wednesday night.