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- Very disappointed, but not surprised at all by the Greeks. They
- In all the referendum hoo-hah, I did like the way they found some great Greek stereotypes to
- I'm going to get me one of these and sort my rep.
- As we've sold Podolski this has made some of twitter instantly decide that we will now purchase
- Come on Japan, you can do it!
- Are we usually being linked with some decent players by July? It seems that all is quiet this time
- Is there a deadline for this Greek business or does it just depend how like Germany and the EU want
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Bye bye dickhead.
- I take it everyone is in full Schadenfreude mode about rVp being sold to Fenerbache against his will
- ooh it's 7/7 tomorrow. 10 f**king years ago
- Awful being 3200 miles from home when you hear of the death of poor Val Doonican
- Damon Albarn carried off the stage, all a bit of a blur.
- I was trying to place some business in Athens. Before Friday the fella would not budge whatsoever
- What do you do if your doorbell goes in the middle of the night?
- I'm going to Glasgow next week for work, first time in SCOOTland. What's good?
- El Capitano's signed a new deal. What's Coq injury record like?
- Looks ike tennis has found its latest c**t - Kyrgios.
- Banter, in perhaps its purest form >>>
- Another in the long line of 'He's not gay, honest!' stories
- Another future IS recruit
- What's this periscope stuff then? I could google it but I would rather ask Awimb or more
- The Torino president is called Urban Cairo
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Oh, please let them give him a shadow cabinet slot 
- What peculiar rules we have on Awimb.
- It's a big day today - the start of The Ashes. I'm not sure I like it being in Cardiff, but that's
- This Greek thingy is going on Forever and Ever.
- Hm. Still early days though.
- My word.
- Root has eyes in his feet :houndtalk:
- Tottenham announce deal to host NFL games at their imaginary new stadium
- Cheese and crisp rolls
- Green shoots of recovery?
- Currently in Copenhagen. It's 11am and respectable-looking young women are sitting around drinking
- United Airlines flights have been grounded.
- You talentless northern donkey. Here we go. Whitewash coming.
- Well done George. The national living wage is just the thing to dismantle Brown's
- wd The Daily Mash
- Fairplay to him though; he's fought back very well.
- Ballance is asking for it, I reckon.
- Arsenal are involved in a pre-season tournament, where we could end up playing Stoke or Everton
- That's shifted the ballance
- Jooooooooooooooooe.
- Muzzi Ozcan
- England need at least 500 to avoid losing this.
- Bringing the minimum/living wage up means it gets closer to my salary
- Hmm NYSE closed another computer glitch
- Random YouTube video of the day.
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- You're very quiet tonight Mo
- Starc beat Root
- Have we signed Tomas Muller yet? :transferoftheseason:
- TRUMP!
- Damn. I won't be able to play Subbuteo with Chuck Blazer anymore.
- I received a message yesterday from a friend
- Chuck Blazer faces up to a life where his cash wheelbarrow is forever empty
- I'm loving Edwardian Farm. Pretty much as good as Victorian Farm.
- 430 is a decent score on that deck imo. The bounce is already as uneven as Simon Weston's face
- Welbeck has pulled out of the pre-season tour squard with the same injury that kept him out...
- Birds Eye beef burgers in crusty rolls.
- The market goes into meltdown and the bbc get thrown a bone with a blockbuster transfer announcement
- Smith c Cook b Moeen 33 (Aus 129-2).
- I don't care how many runs he gets, I still maintain that Steve Smith can't really bat.
- One positive from the Tube Strike.
- Talking of predilections I simply don't understand.
- YankCarwimb
- Newest registered user is BerniJorgeCharlieBerniJorgeCharliezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
- Any of you deviants know if Zelalem and Crowley have continued to progress as hoped?
- Wales 10th in FIFA world rankings!
- Number 9
- Tell you what, Clive, that chap with the beard is having a good day.
- Daily Telegraph trying to rival Viz as a comic.. New stadium will make 5pur2 bigger than Arsenal
- Good past few days of eating: Ceviche, Wright Bros, Dabbous, Gymkhana, Hibiscus so far.
- Done Deal: Arsenal sign up Germany World Cup winner
- Odd are through to the 2nd Qualifying round for the Europa League
- Merson had that little shimmy to his left, with the ball on his right foot, just like Ozil
- Limpar v. Cazorla .... You make the call.
- Trump is kicking ass and taking names!
- What the f**k? (nsfw)
- It seems much of the new greek bailout plan contains stuff they got angry about and told the people
- I am beginning to believe these Benzema stories. I know I shouldn't really
- We've started looking at baby stuff. When did prams become so expensive? Almost 1k for a pram
- Given that he is probably the most lbw man in the history of world cricket, why does Shane Watson
- LA, there has been a shooting in Bavaria, several people feared dead
- My, my - doesn't he look delighted
- The Turkish Super Lig is basically turning into the premier league's charity shop
- Blast.
- I think my feelings about tube drivers have gone beyond outrage to sheer bemusement.
- Nice old school lunch..pint of bitter and a ham, cheese and pickle sandwich in pub garden
- f**k off Haddin, you squinty c**t.
- Anyway. On to more important matters. Which is better, pork pie or gala pie?
- Lyth caught at slip by a lithe Clarke
- Cech in
- Have we signed any more Irish prop forwards yet?
- Cech played 607 mins of perm football last season FACT!
- He's been asking for that since he came in, to be honest.
- Cech only conceded 2 goals last season FACT!
- Oh, ffs Cook, you stupid, water-advertising c**t. :baghead:
- Oh, I was hoping he'd go hungry all game
- Although ...
- Omar Sharif gone!
- So Cech is now the latest saviour who will lead us to the championship. I thought outscoring all
- Rogerer
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- Yesterday Sheriff today Sharif... is no-one safe?
- Souveniers Novelties Party Tricks. RIP Omar
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- Palace sign PSG’s Yohan Cabaye and close on deal for Dann
- Oh well so much for global warming - we're all gonna freeze in 2030
- Best fans in the world
- Asheswimb: Be cool today England. Don't need too many wickets, maybe 4/5 so
- Seems like Utd have signed Schweinsteiger. 3 year contract, 10m euro a year.
- Australia seem to be cocking this up
- Aussies
- Watto!
- Asheswimb: f**king grrrrrrrrrrrrr. Stoopid c**t Aussies obviously don't read Awimb
- If mickey perace was a tattoo...this would be him...IMO!
- Gold+1
- It's Steve Gerrard's debut tonight in La La land's Galaxy. Would he have been a good buy for us?
- HBHCAHBAMIMO
- Please let this not be true
- So now global warming is forcing those nice polar bears to eat those poor dolphins...
- Beautiful goal from Wenger!!
- My word, that was impudent
- Piece of piss.
- Tennis final is starting J
- It's lovely to not be part of the main summer saga transfer story, thank you Raheem!
- Message to Martina Navratilova (in case she is on awimb): I neither fear nor hate lesbians but if I
- Roll on 25th March 2016
- Those of you with a slight theatrical bent might want to see The Red Lion. It is about footie.
- Tennis anyone? How many of you would like to have this wrapped around you?
- Gerrard made a good impression with the Galaxy last night, he nearly scored twice.
- City have paid 49m for Serling
- I quite liked this tweet from a Liverpool fan
- Schneiderlin to ManU too. They've improved their midfield a bit.
- Why are United spending so much?! i wish we'd do something!
- I have decided I will purchase at some point a Ford Mustang.
- That couple of four eyes watching the tennis with crossed fingers for Federer
- Just back from the Dordogne. Very nice indeed, although my efforts to convince myself
- I'm still not entirely sure what this tattoo's about
- Alexandre Lacazette. I'll be honest I've never seen him play.
- At least he's trying to settle in
- One of our team has fainted and they have stuck her on the sofa.
- Name that station #2
- Name that station returns. BIG PHOTO ALERT.
- Apologies for the football talk but Schweini and Schneidi are an excellent midfield
- Jorge, thought you might enjoy this souvenir from an old political campaign
- Get rich or file for bankruptcy - Poor poor 50 cent or should that be Zero cent?
- So the poor old Greeks have been faced with the fact that they can't just vote their debts into
- NASA mission to do a fly-by of Pluto in just over 12 hours time
- sexier mutherfvcker: schweini or schneiderlein. it does concern me that they may have pushed ahead
- I love people on here who hardly post, And when they do they moan about how this place is ****
- Anyone watch the thing on the KKK last night? The lecture on health and safety when burning crosses
- Blimey, in my efforts to find contact detail for Emmanuel Petit's management company
- About 10 days ago I had a call from an agency with a job that sounded rather interesting. Heard back
- Another fantastic trailer by DC. Jared Leto looks great. >>>>
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- Guess the film from the badly translated title: Number One: A Very Powerful Whale Runs To Heaven
- Name that station returns. I need a new name for this game so suggestions pleased.
- Team SKY's doping is so much better than the rest of the peloton's. Unfair imo
- Game, set and match to Froome.
- Predictions for this upcoming season.
- RvP to Fenerbahce...still in search of trophies
- Just when you thought things were **** enough they've worked out a new way of laying plane seats out
- What is this 'name a tube station' bollix?
- Serious question. If I did have an idea for a TV show. What do I have to do to safeguard it
- This foxhunting/SNP business is some brillantly cynical politicking by Dave and the gang imo.
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Mc Artupppppppppppth Park Richad Harris
- Kick-off time! I'm already getting excited about the game against the Singapore XI
- Sorry to ruin it once again, the top four:
- should we be worried?
- So when are we playing the Singapore people? And what channel is it on?
- Watched that KKK documentary last night and my question is this:
- How did Fash's meeting with Tony Hayers go?
- He's perfect >
- This chap is a new favourite of mine, vg imo
- As we had a poor start to the season last year. when I see that Sanchez will not be
- I dont want to lose Nacho
- Lunch?
- OK, that micro***** articl was awful
- Having control of the aircon in my office really is bringing out the worst aspects of my nature.
- Palace A and other measures
- Martinez, Debuchy, Mertesacker, Gabriel, Monreal, Flamini, Coquelin, Wilshere, Ox, Iwobi, Akpom
- When crap spanish websites report a player is leaving we all believe it
- Why the f**k is Wilshere taking a pelanty? What is going on at our
- Akpom hat-trick.
- I think a lot of teams will be worried by our performance today. We've thrown down the gauntlet.
- I f**kin hate man utd
- Footballers who sound like adult movie stars. Jimmy Rimmer.
- Good goal by Akpom
- need charity shield tickets. forgot. cheers
- testing Eins, Zwei, Drei.
- Oh FFS.. This poxy country is in danger of going litigation mental
- Papua New Guinea have gobbled up the Irish at cricket. Test status anyone?
- This just gets funnier
- I can't be the only person here to suspect the "historic" deal with Iran is a sham?
- Anyone else see that moving documentary on the women and children held by isis ?
- Pros and cons of London. A sensible review of the points
- WICKET!
- Lovely little bit of drift from Moeen. Gb, Moeen.
- I know I knock Facebook but it's tremendous for getting updates on Sir C's holiday discomforts
- That said, we're not looking very threatening so far
- Arteta has done his calf in training, no great loss
- Blimey. This video was made to help men and women navigate the new consent guidlines being signed
- I tell you what, you get your money's worth on Virgin Trains First Class.
- My old boss just text me the following.
- Time for Joe Root to turn his arm over, imo.
- "Une offre "enorme" d’Arsenal pour une cible d’Al-Khelfai?"
- Hmmm
- I once hid in a bathroom closet and pleasured myself when my family members went to the bathroom...
- Aston Villa/agents did a good job flushing out Liverpool. Release stories saying Man Utd will
- This one-way trip to Mars, will LGBT (excuse me if I get it wrong) people be allowed to go?
- I have never bought a house. So I have no idea. Say I have 100k in the bank and I need to slap down
- So is it fair to assume that the Aussies will be fairly sedate until lunch. Add 100 more and then go
- I have to say the new TH14 Sky sports ad is rather well done.
- So, is Froome a drugs cheat or does he have an engine in his bike?
- These Benzema rumours are not going away
- This steve smith.... What an ugly technique he has. Not just the twitching and shuffling across the
- WICKET! Rodgers b Broad 173.
- Asamoah Gyan on 225kpw in China
- Comedy U turn by Delph, 6 days after saying he was staying at Villa
- So 32m bid for Heskey MK II
- I'm definitely liking the way koeman goes about his transfer business.
- I am going basic here. Telly stuff you like watching innit. For some reason I like watching
- It's on!
- Hmmm, going out for a curry seemed like a good idea before they decided it was Eid
- f**k off England.
- Night watchman? Well we have got 11 of the c**ts
- Getting a bit busy on the outfield at Lords
- Talking of tv, the german version of Friends is good.>>>>
- FGM . Anyone caught aiding or abetting this should be jailed then deported and banned from ever
- Ash Burn baby Burn
- Dreaming
- Its The Megablast!
- Scientists have proved by blind smelling tests that
- God you lot are boring
- Everton up next. They must be quaking in their blue boots.
- RIP Jules Bianchi
- edwards viii, what a crackhead. teaching the queen the nazi salute.
- Suck on that you Aussie ****heads
- Dustin Johnson must be the dumbest golfer on the planet
- Tidy finish Feoooooo. :deviant:
- Where is our game just ****ting cricket on SS1?
- What a f**king save from Cech We finally have a proper goalie
- They do love a replica kit in Singapore
- Trophy!!!!
- Trophy
- The people that were happy to bin Cazorla this summer
- Just watched Gary Player being interviewed at St Andrews.
- They're throwing piss at Froome out there
- :holidaywimb: Just had a great burger
- A termite bit my dick today.
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- And the saga of spurs' imaginary new stadium begins
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