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- Cech arriving with Chesney going on loan seems to be gaining a fair bit
- AWIMB... virgin or Sky? 12 mth contract with Sky ends soon, should I stay or should I go?
- We're going to cede the North to the Scotch soon enough
- Jake Livermore tested positive for cocaine
- AWIMB almost completely broken now from my office machine.
- I am going to a wedding tomorrow. I am one of the Groomsmen
- Also
where the f**k has this come from
- I know that coppers aren't exactly flavour of the month here, but this morning I witnessed a cyclist
- U2's the Edge living up to his name
- I just absolutely can't go near any us news outlet for fear of running into clippers stories. hist-
- 2 minutes 56 seconds hattrick from Mane
- Ha ha, suck them apples you onion.
- No Rooney or Carrick on Sunday. Can it get easier?
- Flying home from Oz for Sund, WBA (& Villa)
- Have we all seen this? >
- f**king hell. Mane hatrick in about 2 mins 40 secs. New record, Arse are finally off the hook
- Burnley gone.
- Twin Peaks back on again
- Stevie Gee has got some horny little ladies
- This Gerrard love-in is a bit sickening
Guard of honor? Stadium speaker: "won almost
- If I've read it right Villa avoided the drop by getting hammered 6-1?
- Stevie
- just seen the Palae result. looooool poor stevie gee
- Grayson Perry is an awfully uninteresting bore.
- I will always remember Stevie Gerrard for this sublime through ball
- Palace
- Flapperanski is back in business...fcuked up Yaya Toure's shot there...
- Fabianski
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Wayne Rooney and Luke Shaw will not feature. Michael Carrick is also absent
- Citeh not having any problems putting 4 past Flappianski..
- Kind of game where we might see exactly how much progress we have really made....
- Keep it fcuking simple Ramsey
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I can never get tired of seeing Phil Jones' spazzface.
- I guess it is going to be one of those days where Jones gets away with every f**k up he makes
- Fcuk off Giroud...
- How fcucking easy was that for them to score
- Tey had 4 players in the box busting a gut to get on the end of their goal.
- We've started looking a bit **** out there
- Like a hot knife through butter - Man United attack against our defence..
- To date we have been pretty dreadful
- Zero shots in 40 minutes. Are they even trying?
- Can't hit a straight pass what have they learned from Swansea ?
- Get Rosicky on in the 2nd half...
- Wilshere for Cazorla at half time.
- The next f**ker who plays a blind first time flick/pass in his own half should be fined 2 weeks wage
- Comprehensively outplayed. And start Scezsney next time. Another Ospina error
- Seems we've reverted back to meek, weak, directionless, spineless poo poos :(
- We have achieved top 4 - the players are clearly satisfied with that.
- Really poor and getting worse. The midfield simply aren't showing for the ball at all
- Not very hopeful today. Would like to see us at least hang in the game
- Need to shake this up. All very well having a settled team but the first XI seem complacent. Should
- I think I'd agree and go with the Wilshere for Cazorla move right now. We need to bring the ball
- Another poor performance. We're troughing at the wrong time.
- 2 on Ozil whenever he gets the ball and Arsenal lose possession..
- oh fcuk Flamini has being warming up - Sanchez not 100%
- That fa cup win up there stood out for the aggression we showed
- How can we not score with that buffoon Jones in defense? He really is comical (not in a good way).
- Arsenal are dreadful today - I wish they were this slow getting the renewals out for next year
- Can't wait for Wenger's "We were tired from Monday night's match" excuse
- Must be one of the easiest games Utd have played
- This is an absolute f**king shambles. I cant stand watching it
- Looks like we're waiting for some ***FREE GOALS*** without breaking too much sweat.
- They just don't look bothered at all
- I'd say we've been 2nd to every challenge but that would be generous
- Here it is 3-0 - wenger hasn't managed to inspire the team to 2nd
- Some sort of change would be nice.
- Just haven't turned up.......
- Giroud
- Make a change ffs!!
- Will be 2-0 within the next five minutes.
- C'mon you cnuts.....
- Clear penalty.
- Ramsey at right back?
- 72 mins, never changes
- Arsene
- Making Ashley Young look like Messi,,,,
- C'mon you CNUNTS! Walcott stay on your feet...
- Giroud forgetting that he is the fcuking forward in the team...
- Finishing the season as we started it perhaps?!
- THEOOOOOOO
- Nine minutes to win it...
- A bit of luck goes our way
- LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
- Giroud you khaaaaaaaannnnttt
- Is that their new keeper?
- C'mon Arsenal......Keep going...
- Hate that big nosed c**t.
- I wouldn't want to lose this game going gung ho for the win
- Arsene
- 5 minutes of stoppage time....enough to get the winner..
- Better with wilshire
- arsene in.
- Undeserved but that is a great result. Now it needs the mother of all f**ks up to lose 3rd
- The away support joining in with the party I hear heh heh
- I'd have taken that at half-time. But this was a winnable game. Much better second half.
- Thoughts on the game ,the season and football
- Honestly, Ramsey is so wasted on the right it's not even funny.
- Probably an old won but
- Vermaelen has just won the league. He's on the pitch in a pair of jeans
- Will the West Brom players give us a guard of honour for third place?
- Hmm....dentures+ makes a once in every 5 years appearance almost simultaneously with modd
- "Invalid Survey ID. Sorry, but the survey ID you entered is not valid." Looks like it is too late.
- Not too late to be at Wembley for the Cup Final...
- Stick your index finger up your hole Neville
- eurgh. fvck. clippers. bb going to be insufferable now. I mean, if he wasnt already, right?
- 64th minute, bellerin chasing down young after he'd gone through? beautiful, electric, stunning..
- one takeaway from yester is that apart frim young, we had so much more team speed than the mancs.
- Yesterday was weird. Bit of fortune going our way for once.
- Haha! My bad! Can't make it anyway, gonna have to watch in a pub near the theatre.
- Real life Sons of Anarchy
- This place has changed man. Nobody even going mental over a Sticky.
- I thought Mike Dean was alright yesterday.
- I am liking Gary Neville more "We always wore studs against Arsenal"
Your worst flight ever
- Is the phrase "terraced house" considered global english?
- Poor Cow
- I have just been very selfish and eaten a lunch of home made kebab meat with red onion salad in full
- ahhh. Memories . . .
- Mr Chow from The Hangover appears to be a bit Shipman-esque
- Gollum Jones
- I spent some time in Surrey this weekend. Places such as Chilworth, Bramley, Wonersh, Godalming
- SummerHolidayWIMB: Need hot in July/Aug that isn't c 750+ for flights.
- That Grayson Perry thing last night was a proper festival of Essexness
- B this homemade kebab meat is it long these lines?
- Klopp having talks with Fenerbache. Liverpool fans in meltdown mode
- I thought the Germans were supposed to be all efficient and stuff.
- 'I didn't see anyone in the box so I just shot and luckily for me it hit Blackett and went in.'
- In the unlikely event I ever win the Vanaramarama cup, I wont be drinking from it
- Nice pic of AvB winning the russian premier league
- Arsenal have just invited me to apply for a cup final ticket.
- Has anyone done that season ticket installment plan thing?
- Kicking off superbly in this dead rubber match Confused shark
- Oof! That has not gone well for SS.
- membership
- Trophy scarves.
- Can anyone recomend Ticketbis ?...
- When Bellerin was chasing Young back, I was impressed with his recovery speed.
- Mad Men - final ever episode
- in this season of so-called improvement
- Anyone else notice Pulis's feet sticking out the back of Jose's arse last night..?
- Had a nice trip back to London last week. Wasn't expecting to find out i'm going to
- Gnabry has mauled Wolves tonight. Theo's replacement?
- Has there ever been a funnier red card than that?
- So, Game of Thrones then, eh? *SPOILERS*
- Walcott is better than Sterling we must get him to sign a new contract
- Today is a bit **** really.
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- Neg...your S'land ticket....
- Which Villa is going to turn up at Wembley, then? Sherwood's fizzing, all-action maelstrom?
- Hipster types. Where's good for dinner in Shoreditch?
- Hmmm. I wonder what happened there. I didn't use any pound signs. What other characters aren't
- Hatton Garden teefs nicked.
- Just managed to dodge the heavy showers taking the dog out
- What the.......
- With all that humankind has achieved, why do they still manufacture packets of things that are
- Thanks 71g
- Anthony Taylor tomorrow
- Nespresso machine? worth buying or waste of time. my friend has one seemed nice. But I usually use
- It isn't right that someone can retain mod powers after not bothering to visit the bored for a year
- Haaaaang on. The original headline for this piece by Guardian tactics**** Michael Cox was
- At the risk of carping on, when will that ******* sticky f**k off?
- Diaby "in desperate battle to be fit for FA Cup Final".
- I bought 3 Toblerones at Heathrow on my way back to Sweden
- Coffeewimb - I am new to coffee and just starting to get into it. My favourite is a double shot of
- BBC bringing back all day coverage of the FA Cup
- Sorry
- This is all a bit The Circle isn't it?
- Simon Pegg proving that being a hypocrite doesn't stop you being right.
- Nespresso machine?
- Sir C - listen up
- Berni what mincer have you got?
- Hard not to warm to this mentalist imo. Great addition to the PL
- Yewtree II is shaping up to be pretty tasty
- I thought this was quite good.
- Where does Awimb stand on the gay cake debate?
- Ukranian top talent to sign for Spurs :baghead:
- Jesus, someone's taking the NL-rivalry a little too serious
- I noticed there was a new Ray Mears series on the iPlayer last night so decided
- Has anyone ever seen a female clergyperson with whom they would voluntarily sleep?
- I watched “The Class of ‘92” yesterday. It was quite good.
- It's slightly weird we're being linked with signing Milner on a free but not Khedira
- I still can't find any jobs to apply for, Linkedin is also crap.
- Oooh, can we place bets on who turns out to be a nonce, then?
- Fabregas ban cut to 1 match, much though I dislike him, probably fair
- Wilsh in for Coq, Gibbs for Monreal.
- vanGaal on his way home from end of season party
- We do actually look up for this at the moment (cue 1-0 loss).
- first chance he gets yellow card.
- I wonder what Theo thinks when he sees Wilshere starting on the right instead of him.
- Ok, enough with the midfielders wide right......
- ARSEnel ARSEnel ARSENel
- nice that flecher n oshpina touched fingers imo
- Stop shouting f**king 'Shoooot!' to Ozil, Gibbs, and Cazorla ffs
- Quite hard to believe that this bunch of bumbling cretins are actually a decent side
- sanchez cant head for toffeeeeeeeee
- We need Sanogo up top with Giroud.
- shhoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooootttttttt
- Tippy tappy c**ts
- will buckley...
- We couldn't score a notch on a bed post
- We need someone like Messi to help break down this kind of resilient defense.
- We better at least get a draw out of this crap game.
- Stop passing it to that Coates fellow
- how much have we paid fletcher?
- Limping over the finish line here. Bit of a let down
- At least -- with games like this -- we aren't subjected to the dreadful 'We're by far'-chant
- Hope they get relegated next season.
- Gibbs
- Where's Rosicky? This is just his sort of caper
- Well that was ****.
- shooting fish in a barrell
- Trying to jam jack, Santi, Ramsey and ozil all in at once, rarely works
- That was a terrible game
- Boring boring sunderland
- 3rd game on the trot - failing to score at the Emirates
- WD dick imo ..great chap..wd all round imo...emotional imo
- When arsene picks a team like that and then waits over an hour to change it
- I fear for the FA Cup final if we don't get Ox fit for that. The lazy downward spiral we have got
- well that was ****. wenger just hasnt got the players that can break down defensive set ups
- We've been a bit **** recently. I try to look at what might caused this. What has changed in that
- The newest registered user is plaastic james :waev:
- What's on your shopping list?
- Sorry for posting something football-related, but very interesting about Arsenal's injuries
- Well this is going predictably well.....
- What colours are we to wear at Wembley?
- I see a lot of **** on facebook. One I saw yesterday was a picture of Whatsapp creator Brian Acton
- 30 for 4 Top order all washed up :grim:
- As sure as night follows day Hendon and Wembley turn up on match days and girn like big jessies
- Great advert for Bradford on Channel 4 last night
- Brendan has posted a screenshot
- No more waving at Eddie Stobar drivers
- Not sure why people are moaning we got out of jail. For all our
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- I had the privelege of witnessing yet another Tomas' outside of the foot pass last night
- Train strike gone.
- Sterling's agent is doing a superb job of making his clients position 'untenable'
- New disliked club: Stevenage have appointed this caahnt as their new manager
- So is this largely pro-Tory board pro fox hunting? I see they want to repeal the ban.
- Decent counter attack from England there, despite that last ball silliness.
- Wasssssuppppp
- Good thing they found this WW2 German UXB at Wembley today and not next weekend
- So: jealousy, avarice, smallmindedness. Are these really the exclusive preserve of the middle class?
- Ah f**king hell Awimbs gone all High Brow and Political time to go home. also how come nobody
- Berni - "sublimate our natural atavism"....didn't you recently refer to Freud as an old fraud?
- well I have to say after a pretty slow start it turned into a classic AWIMB day after all….
- Bit confused by this 'High Class Call Girls' thing on C4
- Hmm. but would we actually *want* to sell Aaron Ramsey, even for fifty million.
- SINGLE-SEX SCHOOLS ARE GOOD FOR EDUCATION?
- There was a rather nice documentary last night - Class of 92, was it?
- LEGALISE PROSTITUTION?
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