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  1. They've released a pic of the co-pilot chappie sitting next to Golden Gate Bridge.
  2. Whoa, there! What's wrong with dressing gowns? Dressing gowns are - if anything - the single finest
  3. If you were the type of person to fly a plane full of people into the ground.
  4. My gilfriend's cousin is currently holidaying in Columbia and has posted a video on his Facebook
  5. FALCAO IN SCORCHING FORM!!! against Bahrain...
  6. Monty - I said I'd get back to you on the question of pleasure derived from the misfortunes of
  7. I can't be bothered to watch this Cameron v Miliband nonsense - just another American import we can
  8. Giroud and Kos subs for France and Gabriel for Brazil - live on ITV4 - lets hope they don't come on!
  9. One striking bit of news today imo was..British state 'involved in mass murder on British so
  10. Someone mentioned 'Cultural Marxism' on here today. Just fyi, it's an oxymoron and refers to "any
  11. The Cameron v Milliband debate would have been far better if the public weren't involved
  12. This spinning CD is for some reason quite hypnotic imo
  13. I thought Reus was good but read down and see his goals to matches ratio
  14. Everyone in the office has become a psychologist over this pilot chap.
  15. WindowsWimb, Still got Vista. Go to cheap 7 or what?
  16. So the Prince Charles letters thing could be quite fun imo.
  17. Just watched 'Inside Number 9' for the first time - was very good
  18. Do they eat a lot of gigantes or favas in Larnaca?I'm a bit worried by thei Municipal Wind Orchestra
  19. Get ready to be surprised hehe
  20. Forget lunch what's for dinner?
  21. No Skrtel, wow! This means we wom't be letting in goals from the
  22. New Zealand vs Austrlalia
  23. Ashberto: I wasn’t advocating positive discrimination. I was asking why someone who objects to
  24. Hard not to love this pic hehe
  25. Watching Masterchef last night, I saw some Australian woman put what looked the nastiest dish on a
  26. I casually mentioned at work I don't own a microwave and people appear to be shocked
  27. Anyone know what the smiley >.< might mean in an email?
  28. Liverpool now without Sturridge, Skrtel and Gerrard
  29. Shall I
  30. Gentlemen. Let's discuss dinner wear to ensure we're all on freek with this ****.
  31. Following Germanwings thread below, a little bird tells me Marve's honeymoon flight is on Malaysian
  32. When Welbz does that for us, it never sits up nicely for a tap in. Great nutmeg, though.
  33. Is Harry f**king Kane, the England messiah on yet
  34. So now we know the PC brigade have blood on their hands over the Germanwings disaster.
  35. RIP Welbz
  36. Amanda Knox is innocent Tits up
  37. Not for me, Clive. NTTAWWTOC
  38. Will Russia invade Montenegro?
  39. shefflid united losing bagheed
  40. The ancient Greeks knew a thing or two when it came to dealing with murderous publicity-seekers.
  41. Great header by Ramsey Clap
  42. He's one of our own Clound Nine
  43. fifa ultimate team
  44. Good evening. Welcome to the night shift.
  45. That Harry Cane is another spud retard, told a spud mate at the golf club today
  46. Ramsey subbed with a groin injury?
  47. He's showing no effects of the stabbing...great line from boxing commentary
  48. Neg, do you know this place? was there for lunch but the area was covered by billions of cyclists
  49. Tonight is the hate game. We're going to destroy the Cyprus scum Viking
  50. What are Monaco gonna do with Falcao next season? No one is gonna offer his wages after his shocking
  51. Yeah f**king have some of that Taffy
  52. Bale to the Arsenal say I.
  53. Clound Nine BST coming.........
  54. Come on North Ferriby!! (I was born there)
  55. Quality.
  56. Here is the root of our problems with Iran.
  57. Great first half for Ozil (Georgia v Germany) - Scholes does not like this
  58. So how was everyone's first day of British Summer Time?
  59. Just Welbeck and Ramsey injured in this International break, so far
  60. I've just bit 450 for one bike and 550 for another on ebay..i seem to be winning each auction BUT
  61. So I was watching that Steven Hawking fillum yesterday when who should turn up all of a sudden
  62. Superking size bed ordered Clound Nine Genuinely life-altering Clound Nine
  63. JobinterviewWimb. Have you ever been asked any ridicules questions during a job interview?
  64. GBP vs the Euro
  65. Did no one else bake any pax cakes yesterday ? heathens imo
  66. OK Awimb Brain boxes, Here are some of the more unusual questions asked by different places.
  67. Frown Leave it out, darling.
  68. Finished watching Breaking Bad last night. I think my favourite bit was the
  69. Talking about missing Awimbers... What happened to The Strood?
  70. Not quite sure how Eric Ollerenshaw made it to Number 18, tbh. Rub chin
  71. HELP I've just found out that Wiziwig has closed down. Can anyone please
  72. Underrated things in football: Overarm throws by goalkeepers to launch counter attacks
  73. If this wasn't real I would have thought this to be a comedy sketch.
  74. I know the NHS is not perfect but after 3 days in Belgrade
  75. Walking Dead season finale tonight Clound Nine
  76. Polital correctness gone nuts.
  77. White House extreme political correctness.
  78. Things that feel British but are not.
  79. I always have a laugh when I read about some rookie Balkan boy deciding whether to choose between
  80. ******* TOP 10 MISSING AWIMBERS *********
  81. 14 Years Bow
  82. I'm terrified of what the Labour Party will do to the UK. Miliband cannot really be considered a
  83. Great performance from Jenks. FFS Wenger drag him back
  84. Still no news on Welbeck's injury on Arse.com. f**king international breaks Bang head
  85. hehe Ramsey ****er
  86. This may well be the most profoundly depressing election for some time
  87. Diaby back in full training Bow
  88. How exciting, new floodlights at The Emirates next season
  89. Phil Jones clearly not getting the joke*
  90. Post interview over analysis. Good sign?
  91. I'd have thought the Police would be doing these chaps for reckless driving...
  92. Anyone watch the Louis Theroux mental asylum second parter? Quite good viewing.
  93. So J..ive been offered an outstanding investment..so they says..2 bedroom flat ..halifax..75k ??!
  94. Madonna signing her Tidal "contract" with one leg up on the table. What is it with her where she
  95. This is possibly the most odd, self-indulgent, narcissistic article I've read this year
  96. I think I will be running off with Lana Del Ray. She does not know it yet but she is top of my
  97. Top Ten Things I Don't Like.
  98. Mass on Easter Sunday morning.
  99. that harry kane is a weird looking ugly fella isnt he ? sort of like a mask..like nicholas cage
  100. They want to meet me tomorrow
  101. Oh how I want us not to lose to Liverpool on Saturday more than ever now
  102. Ssh! AW's secrets revealed.
  103. The Russians have just invaded the Kazakhstan half.
  104. Harry Kane Bow
  105. Looks like Gibbs & Walcott getting a start tonight for Ingerland. For gawd sake don't get injured
  106. There's a ruddy typhoid blowing out there Rodders
  107. I can foresee a scenario where Balotelli gets sent off after two minutes.
  108. Sheet!
  109. f**k me.....Phil Jones got mugged off there hehe
  110. British ref keen to book Belgian players Sherlock
  111. You know it's Easter - All hail the resurrection of Diaby...
  112. Nigerian president gone. Badluck Goodluck Cry
  113. What a dismal performance, not using Walcott properly at all with that shape :duh:
  114. Just as I switch on, Gibbs misses and Feo comes off. How have they played? BBC text says Walcott
  115. *******s. Shouldn't have switched on.
  116. What a belter of a goal - should put a cheeky offer in for him in the summer Wave
  117. Easter has been cancelled, they found the body.
  118. hell yes. we got harry kane. get whatshisface in next. bale.
  119. British ref sends off Kompster Sherlock
  120. Obvious April fools joke on Beeb Sport.
  121. Roy seems to get very agitated and anxious during a friendly game.
  122. Further to yesterday's thread about TIDAL
  123. Financial Fair play in action
  124. Given his reputation as a granny-diddling neanderthal, Wayne Rooney
  125. What is the point of Fabian Delph?
  126. A lot of talk about Walcotts performance, Hodgeson is a right mug for playing him out of position.
  127. PlumbingWimb. I had to turn off the water to install the new sink this past weekend.
  128. All looking a bit grim for Clegg, latest Ashcroft poll says he'll lose his seat
  129. Would it be petty of me to harbour resentment towards Giroud for fist-pumping the Monaco goalkeeper
  130. hehe The Philippines has got a rebel movement called MILF
  131. The f**king noises old c**ts make when and after eating furious
  132. Will he go or will he stay?
  133. has anyone ever used one of these dodgy ticket tout websites successfully?
  134. The very best thing about an early morning flight?
  135. What's all this f**king bull****? >>
  136. Sterling "flattered" by Arsenal links Clound Nine
  137. Bloody hell! I just twigged! The "Diaby played 45 minutes" was an April Fool!
  138. So Diaby played a game of football yesterday....
  139. Arsene or Aristotle......
  140. Why does everyone up north seem to think that wearing sunglasses when it's not boiling hot is odd?
  141. Looks like Welbz will be out on Saturday. Ozil on the right/left or will he actually start Walcott?
  142. Morning Awimb.
  143. I discovered tea towels in our pile of ironing this morning Oh well
  144. Bloody AA..just realised they auto renew ! 127.50! they must have taken it last year without
  145. After a few years* I will flog the little Fiat and get something new.
  146. I thought April fools was yesterday?
  147. trying to interpret AW on Diaby it seems as if
  148. Are the FA really so stupid as to think that increasing the homegrown player quota will win England
  149. Liverpool's cheating over withdrawing players from international duty this week has been the most
  150. If we win on Saturday and other results go our way we could hit 2nd and be 9 points clear of
  151. Just had a letter from Mr Sky telling me that it'll now cost an extra fiver a month
  152. Thunderbirds Are Go!
  153. Early 90s music, sounded like it was recorded in a forest? was the band anyone?
  154. Any of that got standby on your semi final ballot might get lucky as not yet sold out
  155. TV Party Leader Debate - A Synopsis:
  156. I know I do this every week but f**k it. If you were as pissed as me >>>
  157. Giroud wins player of the month, preventing Kane becoming first player to win 3 in a row. Bow
  158. Would be great if Brentford got promoted.
  159. Wenger wins Manager of the month. That's buggered tomorrow then
  160. View on the tv election debate last night
  161. Anyone need an invite for a OnePlus One?
  162. Is everyone out getting crucified?
  163. Just a reminder about scousers >>
  164. Winning every available trophy guaranteed in a couple of seasons.
  165. I have to laugh at my dog's antics sometimes. I have a barometer in the hall
  166. I know you hate my music but can you please vote for me here out of love for my personality? >>>
  167. I got Ja-Roo, Alexis Alexis and the Welsh Jesus as goal scorers this afternoon
  168. Morning ladies - I'm in Tenerife keeping the boy occupied - live stream Anyone?
  169. So for every god we nail to a tree we get a day off work? Rub chin
  170. dirka dirka mohammed jihadi
  171. Team news
  172. Coquelin really looks the part.
  173. Toure is utter gash hehe
  174. The opening is reminding me of that champions league quarter final at Anfield in 2008
  175. Is our left back having the day off ?
  176. f**k me, what a let off
  177. Need some pace up front...
  178. Arsenal home fans must be sleeping off their hangovers judging by how quiet it is in the Emirates..
  179. Clap
  180. Bollox...... I put Bellerin on the bench Indifferent
  181. Ramsey offering almost no protection for Bellerin. Might as well have Theo on the right.
  182. Bellerin!!!!!!! what a cracker....
  183. Get the f**k f**king IN
  184. I want his catalan cock
  185. Sanchezzzzzzzzz!!!!
  186. WHAT A GOAL. FUUUUUCCCCCKKKK!!!
  187. 3-0 WOW FIVE PLEASE
  188. Is there any more edifying sound than Michael Owen trying to keep his own bile down?
  189. f**king orgasmmmmmmm Clound Nine I'm cum on all you lot
  190. Mesut! Lager
  191. May 24th title 6pm emirates will be dancing
  192. Goals
  193. HECTOR!!!!
  194. Liverpool sucks!
  195. Wenger OUT!
  196. Surely they'd be better off saving Sturridge for the cup replay?
  197. Lol f**king BT Sport bias. Liverpool should be winning! f**k off Owen and McSpackerman. Go Wrighty!
  198. Liverpool will be midtable team next few years
  199. Blaming Mignolet on the Sanchez goal is f**king harsh. It swerved and was practically past him
  200. Come on Ramsey ffs.
  201. Flamini rakes his studs down Allen's shin/ankle within 50 seconds of coming on to the pitch Bow
  202. "Liverpool fans not renowned for giving too much stick to their players" Just death threats instead
  203. Flamini is such a cretin. f**king imbecile.
  204. Bellerin is lucky he's not sent off there
  205. That fella smoking a cigar in the crowd hehe
  206. Wake up call.
  207. lucky pushing and shoving c**ts
  208. Awful ref. Bald c**t!!!
  209. bald headed ref c**t
  210. Poor from the keeper there.
  211. Anthony Taylor Frown
  212. Ah yes. Referee now giving Liverpool the help they need.
  213. Seriously, this ref is diabolical.
  214. FFS ref, you're a joke
  215. Oooh lovely move there - unlucky Santi...
  216. Coquelin's stats for this game are going to be insane. GIROUD!!!
  217. No Squirtle and Can against Blackburn hehe What a bunch of morons.
  218. Oh, my God.
  219. Nice one Giroud...
  220. I'll suck him off any day of the week Clound Nine
  221. nice one Wenger, wipe that on Bretans sleeve lol!
  222. Great win, good performance.
  223. Fantastic win - What a nice way to get the Easter weekend going...
  224. I'm going to give Lineker a money shot on my telly tonight when MOTD is on imo.
  225. We going to be champions on May 24th
  226. "Can isn't that type of player. It's a lovely pitch here but it's a bit greasy and slippy" Hahaha
  227. See below.
  228. Rodgers should accept defeat with grace
  229. Brenton's post match comments.... "There was nothing in it and Arsenal got lucky" Shrug
  230. I would be disappointed if we finished 4th now #GroupStages #yee #haa
  231. I can't believe that this is just a coincidence.
  232. Well this humble pie tastes very good .... Bow
  233. My second favorite part about Ozil's free kick? Giroud in the replays busting his gut
  234. I am struggling to find negatives from today's game but surely the Ramsey substitution was delayed
  235. Sanchez on 20 goals now.
  236. With an emphatic win like that I bet we're not first on MOTD tonight
  237. 9 points clear of Liverpool, 10 clear of Southanpton. Millionth year of CL football coming up.
  238. Deluded scouser spoof hehe
  239. POTD on RAWK.
  240. Wenger out, anyone?
  241. Costa has done his hamstring Frown
  242. It may well be true that, at this moment in time, we are not in the title race. But these are the
  243. Just seen Owen said Sterling was better than Ozil. New levels of ****e there Shake head
  244. Jesus f**king Christ hehe
  245. That Loic Remy bloke is really getting on my nerves now. That's
  246. Wenger out imo no improvment 63 points at 31 games same as last year, 1 point further
  247. St. Tott's is getting closer
  248. At the risk of sounding like Nic: Is the press going to count the sending offs under Rodgers soon?
  249. Super Hector and his piece of individual magic gave us an almightly
  250. This Bellerin fella has broken Theo's 40 mtr sprint record apparently.. How about that! Anyway, we