PDA

View Full Version : AWIMB



Pages : 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 116 117 118 119 120 121 122 123 124 125 126 127 128 129 130 131 132 133 134 135 136 137 138 139 140 141 142 143 144 145 146 147 148 149 150 151 152 153 154 155 156 157 158 159 160 161 162 163 164 165 166 167 168 169 170 171 172 173 174 175 176 177 178 179 180 181 182 183 184 185 186 187 188 189 190 191 192 193 194 195 196 197 198 199 200 201 202 203 204 205 206 207 208 209 210 211 212 213 214 215 216 217 218 219 220 221 222 223 224 225 226 227 228 229 230 231 232 233 234 235 236 237 238 239 240 241 242 243 244 245 246 247 248 249 250 251 252 253 254 255 256 257 258 259 260 261 262 263 264 265 266 267 268 269 270 271 272 273 274 [275] 276 277 278 279 280 281 282 283 284 285 286 287 288 289 290 291 292 293 294 295 296 297 298 299 300 301 302 303 304 305 306 307 308 309 310 311 312 313 314 315 316 317 318 319 320 321 322 323 324 325 326 327 328 329 330 331 332 333 334 335 336 337 338 339 340 341 342 343 344 345 346 347 348 349 350 351 352 353 354 355 356 357 358 359 360 361 362 363 364 365 366 367 368 369 370 371 372 373 374 375 376 377 378 379 380 381 382 383 384

  1. So. Reading it is, then.
  2. Series 5 - Episode 14 of The Walking Dead Bow
  3. One other thing on our side tonight. We have no pressure at all imo
  4. It's not jinxing if you anonymously say it in a poll, right?
  5. Lets hope there is some complacency in the Monaco ranks tonight being 3-1 up.
  6. Steve Williams: An apology
  7. Do you think we'll ever get rid of Gunnersaurus? He's just so embarrassing, incongruous and
  8. Surely the sticky has served its purpose and can now f**k off?
  9. What's all this "we'll do it:" *******s? Arsenal have been doing this every
  10. The moddtopus has declared the tribble ours and that be good enuogh for me Nod
  11. Following the 'Middle class' bit below, have you been socailly mobile?
  12. I've not had a coffee for a week or so now. This week I've started on Green Tea Frown
  13. Yorkshire First - the voice for Yorkshire.
  14. Nobody wants to see that sort of thing in a match (yes we do)
  15. wd The Daily Mash
  16. Agus anois, la feile padraig shona daoibh.
  17. Ooh...just read down the board and saw Jorge calling Sir C an arriviste! You do realise J, that
  18. Today, I intend to protest St Patrick's Day by not having a drop of alcohol pass my lips.
  19. Love these away trips....here's the official line up live at the Parc des Princes
  20. So apparently, gay men Dolce & Gabbana don't like the idea of gay people having IVF babies and
  21. I'm currently giving Eastbound and Down another watch, it's pretty great
  22. That Aussie boxer who died
  23. So 'Pikey' is OK, apparently. Can't say I really understand the rules anymore, tbh.
  24. Of course, even those who hold out no hope tonight expect a heroic failure.
  25. Speaking of matters of the environment, does anyone else bother separating their
  26. I must be getting old. The junkmail in the post has changed.
  27. Its soooo obvious we are going to win
  28. What is the strategy to be, go all out or sit back & wait & get them on the counter attack?
  29. Wenger out!
  30. dead nazi **** reincarnated.
  31. Remember we created a lot of chances against them in the first leg, all we need tonight is more of
  32. Ospina, Bellerin, Mertesacker, Koscielny, Monreal, Coquelin, Cazorla, Ozil, Welbeck, Alexis, Giroud
  33. Heskey starts then ..
  34. Must be celebtime. Bumped into James Martin today and a hairy biker yesterday.
  35. Rambo looked like the player of the 1st half of last season on Sat. So we drop him. Insane.
  36. Sanchez, Walcott, Giroud
  37. Here's some extremely camp Swedish eurovision sign language as a pre match warm up.
  38. How about a prediction? I'll go for 0-2
  39. I though Andy Townesnd was Finnish.
  40. Almost TPT folks, Toilet Paper Time. Set your sphincter to pulsate, as Arsenal are in action!
  41. I've seen better starts from us, it has to be said. Usual big game jitters getting to us.
  42. We're getting closer.....
  43. W're too nervous. Everything almost but not quite.
  44. They are not bad this lot. Scoring three here would be some achievement
  45. Ref is a c**t. Really pissing me off.
  46. Have I been in a coma for the last 10 years? Where did this conscious touch business come in?
  47. Townsend wants is to win. Anytime we break you
  48. Have it.
  49. It's on
  50. BELIEVE
  51. Olly. You fighter.
  52. Thoroughly deserved, that. Well played lads. Good lad, ollie, weaker foot
  53. Good finish
  54. Brilliant finish. Love the way he went to hold his quiff until he realised it was still on.
  55. Unlucky Welbz
  56. Get one more be half time lads they'll **** their pants
  57. Kevin Campbell looks lively just his touch not great at times
  58. That is f**kin dreadful by the referee
  59. Oh....he's one of those foreigners hehe
  60. Yeah, i really dont like this ref at all. Bit of a c**t
  61. Ffs :o
  62. Going to plan.
  63. OZIL Roll eyes
  64. Too pedestrian. We'll never score 3.
  65. Wellbeck is a bit **** in a lot of ways. He shouldnt be
  66. Ok ref, lets see you do that throughout the game you c**t
  67. #Coqblock we really owe it to him to get a solid partner next season.
  68. I want us to exit in a dignified manner tonight. Good performance, win but get the hell outta the CL
  69. Played well, Ozil + shirt = Shake head
  70. Alan....... drives a **** car.
  71. I woul;dn't have started Wellbeck ... shows what I know as he's been ace.
  72. Half times seen shorter than they used to be.
  73. Very unlucky not to be further ahead. Excellent half. One more goal and it all changes
  74. Scholes is stupider than Townsend.
  75. Paul Scholes: How can a genius footballer be such a cretinous c**t of a human?
  76. This ref is such a f**king homer. c**t.
  77. What a horrible chant
  78. Scholes really hates Arsenal hehe
  79. If Ox hadn't scored in the last tie, we wouldn't have been pushing for a 2nd, and would only need 1
  80. When do we sling Per up front?
  81. SHOOT YOU c**t!!!!
  82. Over elebriative sometimes. Oh well
  83. Has to be said, ozil has been considerably less than superb. So many good
  84. Pity we don't have Ox, Serge or TR7 to bring on at full back. Hector's done well, but imagine if
  85. he's leaving Nemo on for the full 90 innit
  86. Should have taken of Hector and shuffled Welbz or Santi at RB.
  87. Shots from outside the box?
  88. Backpass for days Clap
  89. Ref is becoming a bigger c**t as the game goes on.
  90. Palputations kicking in.
  91. COME ON
  92. Come on!
  93. f**k off you c**ts!!!!!
  94. f**k me hehe
  95. B E L I E V E
  96. GET IN RAMBO - I told you he should have started
  97. Should points out.....it doesn't matter if they score now....we still need a third.
  98. Not sure whether it has been mentioned but the referee is a c**t
  99. :(
  100. What a monumental f**k-up. We will learn from this.
  101. Bono can just f**k right off as well.
  102. It's not going to happen Frown
  103. Good try but Frown
  104. so when do we lynch Nemo?
  105. f**k off Ozil
  106. I am knackered after that. And annoyed but good I hate this competition.
  107. So that Ox goal was a curse. (Though if we hadn't conceded the 3rd it would have been tie winning.)
  108. That could f**k our season we wil be knackered at the weekend & all
  109. f**k it we'd have lost to Bayern, Barca, Real etc so whatever.
  110. Congratulations Monaco you have won the right to be smashed to pieces
  111. the only hope would've been for that koscielny chance to have gone in.
  112. Crap. That stupid third goal at home. We knew when it went in...
  113. Anyway, 2nd and the cup is still a very good season Clound Nine
  114. WE ARE LIKE BASLE? ......f**k off
  115. Slightly annoyed by the Walcott subsitution. I think he touched the ball twice at the most.
  116. Afraid Arsene is jinxed never to win this trophy Indifferent
  117. I always fancy the away side in penalty shootouts Homer
  118. I have to say that I was more than a little bit underwhelmed by Monaco over the two legs.
  119. What a crushing result for Arsene. Just not meant to be. I've never seen him quite so disappointed
  120. Another in a long list of ultimately meaningless pyrrhic victories. Big deal, we're only
  121. I thought tonight was a fantastic effort, well done Arsene and Arsenal Bow
  122. If we win at Newcastle this weekend I'll be a happy bunny despite our exit. The way we played keeps
  123. Glorious failure once again.... Clap
  124. How on earth did we concede 3 goals at home from this team???
  125. We really need that Liverpool v Manu game to be dirty as possible, sendings off galore.
  126. I can see us thrashing Madrid or Barcelona 4-0 at this stage next season.
  127. Was Monreal injured? Can't think of any reason to bring on Gibbs on when chasing a 3rd goal....
  128. I keep getting slated but AW just won't get us into CL contention
  129. I remember when we did our first Wenger double an old Newcaste geezer with tears in his eyes when we
  130. Music T|ease Me Music
  131. Watching Cazorla and Ozil is a joy.
  132. The F.A. Cup is there for the taking. I hope we don't blow it.
  133. WOULDVE left #coqblock on and swapped Nemo for Ramsey
  134. Think that Monaco CB, Abdenour, could do a job in the PL
  135. Would this be a season of failure or success if we win the FA Cup and finish in the top 3?
  136. Isn't NewsBeat supposed to be for the younger audience? >>>>
  137. Would it be fair to say on current form Monreal is probably the best
  138. Well, that was all a colossal waste of time and energy, wasn't it?
  139. Why does Ozil get so much criticism from scholes? I thought he was one of our best players last
  140. If City go out tonight we must be getting rather close to losing the 4th place trophy?
  141. The predictable response that the third goal at the emirates f**ked us
  142. Who, I repeat who, was that complete tosser hosting the ITV coverage
  143. Frown
  144. Apart from all the other stuff. Ramsey is looking good. Like Ramsey of last season
  145. Anyone else notice that in the pre-match montage of Arsenal players looking crestfallen after all
  146. I have to say, not for the first time, I was impressed with Jardim. Now he's gone all Mark Hughes
  147. I honestly think we would've got the goal if we'd been able to put Sanogo on instead of Gibbs.
  148. OK. Have you all finished now?
  149. Where will we finish in the league?
  150. I found myself watching video after video on Youtube last night. and home how managed to stumble
  151. The important issue of last night.
  152. BudgetWIMB. Does anyone else find this strangely arousing? Oh well
  153. So let me get this straight, if Charlie is right, the following scenario is offside:
  154. Glasses What sort of snooping software is Linkedin using?
  155. Looking forward to buying my first Dolce and Gabbana suit!
  156. Women you find yourself strangely attracted to
  157. Speaking of dwarfs, I have to be careful what I say about his chap, as he lives down the road from
  158. Why am I amused that I have just been emailed by a Kat Bone?
  159. Sort of expected to see a flood of criticism of ozil today but apparently not
  160. Brilliant. Pension relief slashed.
  161. I'm getting so boring. I am considering buying one of those Dremel multi tools
  162. While out walking this lunchtime I found myself trapped in an alley among a cluster of Polish nuns.
  163. Hmm, a first time buyer's ISA.
  164. Old Skool Pole: What to do? I had many Stellas and 2 bottles of wine
  165. Today, in the gym, I heard a white man and an asian man share a racialist joke
  166. Scholes wanted Ozil substituted at half-time. Dixon agreed.
  167. I like he fact there is no reference to the eyewitness's attire
  168. Pizza for me. Proper pizza, from a converted 20' container. Clound Nine
  169. f**king vegetarian c**ts!
  170. I'm now thinking of cooking a mixed grill for dinner. Is this madness? Rub chin
  171. Ozil Responds To Criticism Over Half-Time Shirt Swap
  172. RIP Shaw Taylor....
  173. City gone
  174. Nod Clound Nine Clap
  175. One isn't really permitted to tackle Barcelona is one.
  176. Now that all of the premiership dross is out, we can sit back and enjoy the rest of the CL Clound Nine
  177. I can't be bothered to scroll down. Did we establish if we established that Clive Tiddly was talking
  178. I fear Mr Pellogreeny will soon be scrutinising the decor of the Job-Centre
  179. I cant be bothered to scroll down. Did we establish that Clive Tyldesley was talking out of his
  180. Happy Persian New Year to you all!
  181. Had we won yesterday I believe we would have suffered the same fate as Man. City eventually.
  182. Ozil reminds me of Larry Bird and Obama.
  183. friend of mine spending a long weekend at Indian Wells. jealous af.
  184. Is this some kind of joke?
  185. Blimey, just reading about the real life death of "Prospect" from Sons of Anarchy.
  186. Messi must be close to being priceless, musn't he? Would they sell him for 200m? 500m?
  187. I have nothing to ask Awimb today. Frown
  188. dentist post
  189. I thought pollution was supposed to happen when it's hot? snow
  190. speaking of financial matters, we still need investors for our movie. $50k, we'll give you pricks a
  191. Andros Townsend in the England squad #epicbantz from Roy
  192. Right, modd's decided he doesn't need our help so you can quit PMing me.
  193. Afternoon AWIMB. I was meaning to tell all of you wrinklies that I spent the weekend at Butlins.
  194. That was rather impressive from Joe Hart last night.
  195. I'm just waiting for the postal order to come through from Curly then I will contribute
  196. Centre Parcs are like a middle class prison camp
  197. PLEASE DON,T DO THIS sticky
  198. Right chaps. This is our opportunity to act as a community.
  199. Tooth update sorry to bore people to tears
  200. PLEASE END THis sticky for me now. I don,t need money
  201. Shouldn't laugh but Smile
  202. I have a quid
  203. Does anyone else need a few quid?
  204. Dates for fa cup semi final and sunderland game been set up
  205. oklahoma legislature passing sharia law to get around gay federal mandates hehe
  206. Klopp...klopp.klopp...out the copp....
  207. One more thread on arsenal and champions league
  208. That's some goal out in Kyiv.
  209. Aw, poor old Parma. Officially bankrupt now
  210. Should we take a moment to remind ourselves of the genius of Ronnie and the boys?
  211. I'd chip in on the modd fund.
  212. The origin of the anus
  213. Jagielka. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha. What a thorough mug of an overhead kick!
  214. How will I know when the eclipse will happen? Will it get slightly more darker in London than it is
  215. f**k me. Trevor Philips pretty much took down multiculturalism tonight.
  216. No excuses this weekend, barcode have a multitude of injures/suspensions
  217. Sentences you don't expect to read in a press release
  218. I am confused, according to the email from Arsenal re the semifinal tickets
  219. Help. I need to write a 'comedic insult' for my mate getting married Frown
  220. I'm coming round to the fact that Veep is better than The Thick of It
  221. We got Juve.
  222. Stunning photo of the eclipse Clound Nine
  223. mmmm chicken donner for lunch..lovely it was! well doner istanbul kebabs imo
  224. Cry Even a humble thread about NB52 turns into all out war between
  225. Note to the haters -players still in European competition...
  226. I must say I am enjoying watching the Guardian squirming after Trevor Phillips doc. They badly want
  227. They've got some wonderful Joe Hart gifs over on Redcafe hehe
  228. Speaking of pissing on chips. I might as well have. I recently found a decent chip shop
  229. Theo is FAR better than Welbeck. That is all.
  230. Sitting on the M11. Closed due to an accident. Expected to open at 7.
  231. Favourite international crisps? My entry is
  232. Least favourite crisp flavour?
  233. Worried about Martinez going to Rotherham. Isn't he in danger of being groomed?
  234. Everyone's gone to the moon.
  235. Foods you really like but you don't have often for some reason. For me the Croque Madame or
  236. Music Dont Talk To Me About Love Music
  237. I liked this part of Costco today
  238. Good heavens Nono
  239. Getting a bit tired of Theo's perennial contract brinkmanship. He isn't worth 100k, let alone the
  240. Music Eyes about a face Music
  241. Music Time Is TightTI Music
  242. Merse just said "gone under the carpet" and i can't quite work out if he meant
  243. Ref in 'all look the same to me ' shocker hehe
  244. Ospina, Chambers, Gabriel, Koscielny, Monreal, Coqblock, Santi, Ramsey, Alexis, Welbeck, Giroud
  245. f**king italians
  246. WTF? Ozil not even on the bench? Why?
  247. That Cauldbeck is the most vivid carrot head I can remember hehe
  248. Not wearing that horrid blue away strip Thumb Up Much prefer our Red & White
  249. HurriKane Clound Nine
  250. Newcastle always seem to put a lot of effort in against us. It's all those French lads isn't it?