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  1. Michael Oliver has located his testicles. This **** is ON!
  2. Any news on the Ox? *Was* it a hamstring?
  3. What a glorious sunny morning.. The one side I wanted us to beat, above all others.. yes. including
  4. One off post
  5. Looks like its not working
  6. Been saying for a while that Oliver is the best ref out there and by a distance
  7. After we've beaten West Ham we'll be 1 point off 2nd.
  8. Have to hold my hands up on the Coquelin front. His improvement shocks me more and
  9. Rooney's 29 and, disappointingly, what appeared to be an inevitable descent into obesity never
  10. Ozil seems to display a shocking lack of confidence, when presented with a clear opportunity
  11. So.....
  12. Anyway it is safe to assume Walcott is Finnish?
  13. De gea is fantastic. Those two saves near the end were brilliant. I
  14. #banter Clap
  15. Manc Fan TV link below ..... So di Maria's been burgled and he's flogging the house for the sake of
  16. You lot are right. The Times chap on webchat said get Schneiderlin. Just asked him. But why does
  17. what height ladder do i need to get into a first floor window on standard house ?
  18. The concencus on Redcafe seems to be that LvG is a stubborn old goat who should be sacked
  19. Cheltenham starts today and not a mention on AWIMB. RIP Kilburn and 2020 Cry
  20. c**tface c**ts.
  21. f-f-fack
  22. Jacktocitehforover30millionyesorno?
  23. Good article on our latest win ..WD boys
  24. How many games has Wellbeck actually started down the middle for us? 10? 15?
  25. Coquerline is the surprise package of this season, just like Ramsay's form was last year Thumb Up
  26. Smile
  27. Has there been some kind of media blackout (not racist) over Alex 'The Ox" Oxlade Chamberlain?
  28. The poor quality and easy questions on Only Connect last night served to remind me that it is nearly
  29. SW and all the other AWIMB Irish massive, get right on it!!
  30. SportsFanWIMB: Can AWIMB link me to some decent websites with fan articles relating to:
  31. I do like the look of the Newcastle She-Ra statue
  32. It's amazing to think that we have actually watched a referee cheat in a top level English game.
  33. That there Margaret Hodge is one sour, vicious bitch.
  34. kenneth c. "chopper" wenger, r.i.p.
  35. SW and all the other AWIMB Irish massive, get right on it!!
  36. Can anyone think of a player that has played for Arsenal, Chelsea, Southampton, Watford and
  37. Ox out for a month. Do we EVER finish a game without any injuries??
  38. Any news on the Ox?
  39. I won't have Teresa May maligned she's not a bad peson as I have met her several times
  40. I'm really nervous about tonight.
  41. Don't know if you got Martin Tyler on the telly last night
  42. What are our chances of beating Monaco 4-0 to stay in the CL?
  43. Derby under 21s leading us 1-0! All last night's good work undone. WENGER OUT!
  44. why is madrid on itv ? is it CL ? why madrid ? are we now german ? #confused tbh
  45. This **** is worse than our ****s
  46. take him out the game Bow he means injur him
  47. Snin, have you ever been to this place?
  48. French speakers: does anyone happen to know the meaning of 'cordon dore' and 'chapelet'
  49. so..how does one tweet then ?
  50. I only just found out a 'box cutter' is a stanley Knife.
  51. I am doing a Monty since Dr Rich isn't here
  52. Clap
  53. So playing Everton and Stoke City pre-season
  54. Louis Anaconda: as you would see if you cared to look, the Internet is surprisingly lacking in
  55. Welbeck death threats, I guess it will be very difficult to trace these people
  56. Adrian Clarke's chosen word to sum up our performance on Monday was 'passion'? Frown
  57. Ninja stuff from the L'OM keeper
  58. I am going to a stag weekend next week in Oxford. Shall I go by car or get the train?
  59. Brave decision by Gascoigne to go for the weird Amish beard imo.
  60. Im a Functional.... Functionals have very low digital usage.
  61. Any word on the Ox?
  62. Arjen Robben is currently the best player in the world - discuss
  63. Good news re. Gabriel, back in training on Sunday and could be available v Monaco
  64. a couple more>>>
  65. I see Clarkson's been suspended for something the BBC found outrageous.
  66. Petrol heads - this is on my street at the minute, beauty.
  67. Just had to tell my previous company that we are no longer using them as a supplier and using their
  68. What's the verdict on M&S microwaveable meals?
  69. There appears to be a bloke at work who's job is solely to come up with new names for projects
  70. It seemed like the 80's was all about legs, 90's all about Tits up and now days
  71. Worst surname ever? I knew a guy called Reamsbottom.
  72. Clap wd Well done Blaize Matuidi
  73. That is a disgraceful red card, chelsea players acting at their worse, told well by their teacher
  74. Ibrahimovic even pulled out of the challenge.
  75. Gazprom sponsor the cup; the lights are still on in Germany, France and Holland; and that was
  76. And that was the Devil looking after his own
  77. I am not a violent person but I wish someone would rearrange Terry's face for him.
  78. Earlier pics of duffer motor, turns out to be a Pontiac Starchief.
  79. Get in there!
  80. That goal changes nothing.
  81. Falcao and cavani are just the same bloke right?
  82. Costa should have got a red, no doubt about that!
  83. Do Fred's teams always let in seven goals when they play Germans?
  84. How the f**k is Costa still on the pitch?
  85. Death threats on Twitter then.
  86. OK so we can't have pelanties now Frown But a PSG goal still
  87. Actually I don't know why I am wasting valuable time watching this.
  88. Oh blimey, they've only gone and done it!!!
  89. PSG look ab****ely knackered!
  90. 2 bloody good headers for the PSG goals.
  91. I'm coming out. I prefer Spurs to a Mourinho-Costa-Terry-Cesc-et.al. Chelsea.
  92. It's all set up for a Mourinho touchline kneeslide, isn't it?
  93. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS luvvly jubbly Bow football gods
  94. Football God. You do exist! Clound Nine Clound Nine Hey Jose, smell my finger
  95. wd Cabaye Clap
  96. Love it Chelsea go out with 'No to Racism' sprawled on the advertising boards Clound Nine
  97. Victories like that are as rare as rocking horse ****
  98. We stayed in the CL longer than Chelsea Clap
  99. I wish Souness could do the after match interview with Mourinho
  100. FANTASTIC NIGHT OF FOOTBALL, JUSTICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  101. Clound Nine I see we've made it onto ITV1 on Tuesday
  102. What a **** week for Clarkson
  103. John Terry stepping on Oscar's head as he runs to tell the referee how hurt he is...
  104. Cortouis tonight.....said it before about another goalie....
  105. Midst the understandable rejoicing the one dark cloud is the premier league must now be in serious
  106. Are (m)any awimbers members of Goodreads?
  107. Revolting to watch that two-faced dago scumbag Fabregas demanding a red card one minute and
  108. One of post but russians are overated and result been coming
  109. Coming soon the movie about elephant sex perversion based on the book Fifty Tons of Grey.
  110. need to get theo and akpom rolling.
  111. Would I be right in thinking a 2-0 away win at Monaco wouldn't be enough for extra time?
  112. Johnny Giles called Mourinho 'evil' and a 'cancer' tonight. Yikes
  113. Clound Nine
  114. Oh yeah....was in the gym the other day and overheard one of the personal trainers
  115. Souness is the best footy pundit - Discuss
  116. Next time I am in Vegas I will be hiring a car from these chaps
  117. Diego Costa does this little thing that pisses me right off.
  118. If that had been us last night, and Cesc was still with us, he'd have been the biggest
  119. Of course, the sad truth is that, while Chelsea's defeat is very pleasing, last night's game was
  120. 2 different people at work have said to me ' I bet you signed the Clarkson petition'
  121. I reckon that's 4 times I've watched Cavani play a whole game.
  122. Was out on the piss last night. Missed the news that Chelsea are out
  123. Is it just me that doesnt give a f**k about cesc?
  124. French cartoonist is getting-it-just-about-right shocker #jesuisjose
  125. Green tea.
  126. I am going to stick up for Wenger for once.
  127. Pratchett gone.
  128. Who knew? I thought Herbert was the only AWIMBer with a massive, hairy pussy fixation
  129. "I had to put my glasses on to eat my pasty" hehe
  130. Spurs have upped their new stadium capacity to 61,000
  131. Was quite impressed by Dragovic (our supposed CB target) last night
  132. Music Dreaming Music
  133. A very smelly tramp just asked if i'd help him across the road and he made me hold his hand to do so
  134. talking of humourless cnuts..I was running thru Swiss Schwarzenbach house this morning,his St Moritz
  135. Music I bring you joy Music
  136. While I have little time for their arguments, I am quite enjoying the spectacle of the Greeks
  137. Outrageous to say Michelle Obama looks like a Planet of the Apes character! Yikes
  138. I have opened a twitter account.
  139. I can't believe there was a whole conversation about Beef without these two things
  140. It would appear that one is never too old, after all.
  141. our accountant complained to my bloody MD ..bloody awimb..and mum jokes
  142. Crab pate, M&S Rye bread, pepper and lemon juice. I heartily recommend this lunchtime choice to all.
  143. Something is missing from Awimb today. Where's Fat Pash Teletext Lancaster Bomber?
  144. Right, I've got my Sugru.
  145. Bloody hell, there's a gunman in military fatigues on the loose in Norwich
  146. Told you they were coming. First swastikas daubed on a map of Hampstead Heath and now this Frown
  147. Sanchez is a bit of a weird one isn't he? Uploaded a video of himself
  148. Cat lovers
  149. A-R-S-E-N-A-L, Harry Balls, Harry Balls, A-R-S-E-N-A-L, super Harry Balls
  150. Now there's a paragraph that takes a turn for the unexpected
  151. Expats or Immigrants? What an interesting artcile!
  152. Last night I made a prawn and rice dish. A couple of minutes into the meal, my girlf asked how I
  153. Alexis says that if we add to the squad, we can beat anyone
  154. wtf is the huge black square ad ? awimb rip unf**king useable
  155. I wandered lonely as a cloud thats full of f ucking rain
  156. WAKE UP! IT'S A GLORIOUS DAY AND THE ARSENAL ARE ABOUT TO STRIDE ON!!!
  157. Good Lord. The Nightshift really has died huh?
  158. Um.. Bit late but here goes anyway:
  159. Tidy stream, if you need, from our Dutch freinds.
  160. Oh ffs, Feoooooo!
  161. Theo really staking a claim for a starting spot here.
  162. hehe
  163. Great goal Clap
  164. Blimey, look at Giroud. Getting all Batigol Yikes
  165. Chambers at RB makes me sad. Where's Hector?
  166. As much as I am not a Theo fan, it was a pen, the second he had to take it so quickly - BUT
  167. Glorious team goal - not to take away from the shot itself. Bow
  168. We're making it far too easy for West Ham counter attacks. I know we do this all the time
  169. Villa. Yikes
  170. We're so open for the counter. Just inviting them in.
  171. Fat Sam appears to be so apoplectic I fear he may choke on his chewing gum.
  172. It's 1-0, tight game, you're through on goal....abd you PASS the ball to someone on the
  173. Wouldn't expect such bad passing from Ozil.
  174. As much as I am not a Theo fan.... Wouldn't have subbed him there.
  175. Good stuff Ramsey.
  176. Wooh!
  177. Looked like a shove on Cazorla from behind and a 2 footed tackle from in front
  178. Wooh! #2
  179. :floodgates: Smile
  180. Hahahah, terrible defending from West Ham, great finish by Ramsey, great for
  181. I remember Flamster scoring a late icing-on-the-cake goal when we beat Everton 7-0 at Highbury. Ber
  182. Six points off top Clound Nine
  183. Olly has played some truly sublime flicks in and around the box today.
  184. Coquelin Love Love
  185. hehe
  186. Wow! five wins in a row. It's the Spring awakening!
  187. You're not fit to referee! Ha ha ha
  188. Ozil today was Bergkamp-esque. Utterly impeccable in his first touch
  189. Never realised that Arsenal have now won 8 home PL matches in a row for the 1st time since moving to
  190. one of post but we most in form english team and treble is on
  191. Giroud, Kos, and Ramsey with great games. Santi as well when he came on.
  192. That was some finish by Giroud. Still plenty of people who
  193. A definite pen and a Red card but the cnut Gale feels it was difficult decision for the ref
  194. Ozil still not looking inspiring.
  195. Clound Nine
  196. All out for glory against Monaco then, is it? Right. Very good.
  197. :JeSuisClarkson:
  198. StatsWimb - little between Olly G, Costa and Aguero. Pretty similar
  199. A draw in the Man U v Spurs game would do nicely imo
  200. That's the Spurs for you - always letting you down. We need a draw here.
  201. Chelsea are just toying with me aren't they? Getting my hopes up that this will be a glorious
  202. hehe
  203. Just for today, come on you Spuds.
  204. I've just turned on the TV at 40 minutes and it is 3-0 hehe wtf happened?
  205. Give Rooney his due, this is pretty funny:
  206. Afternoon AWIMBers .. Just Back To ....
  207. I was hoping the Spuds would do us a favour.
  208. There may have been something in what those Barcelona c**ts said about Cesc.
  209. We're still bang there you know.
  210. Extra bonus: Coloccini can't play against us next weekend.
  211. Review - Boyhood.
  212. A few points
  213. Talking of films, I saw one with Chris Rock last night called 'Top Five' that was really very good.
  214. 'Liquid faecal excrement' Frown
  215. I tell you what, Clive, this must feel like a hell of a long tim ago if you're a Spurs fan
  216. Poyet gone, not that it's much of a shock
  217. I found Giroud’s goal both immensely satisfying but also a reminder of what we’re missing to
  218. My li'l won - Champagne-Charlie as we like to call her, did well this weekend. She won the Swedish
  219. I'm up in Newcastle and the local media are determined they will give us a game next weekend
  220. I'll get this out of the way early. This Rooney KO video.
  221. This Grant Shapps / Michael Green business is strange, it's like a **** Fight Club
  222. Is the big nosed boy f**ker around yet ?
  223. It's 50 years this year since the relase of Rubber Soul. Half a century.
  224. So we are sending out over 1000 solar phone chargers to one of the poorest island in the world
  225. Sir Charlie out and about
  226. Clap Text book stuff from George Boyd.
  227. An entire thread about rubber soul amd no mention of norwegian wood
  228. SIr Charlie - your thoughts?
  229. I need Awimb's assistance with something. (as usual)
  230. Now here's a man who fills his mustard trousers well. Look and learn, j.
  231. They are everywhere. Frown
  232. OK. What is there hanging in your wardrobe that, with hindsight, you think may have been a bad idea?
  233. Differences between the UK and mainland Europe.
  234. Right, let's quit f**king about, HERE'S a shed.
  235. Arteta and Debuchy are Police Academy 3
  236. Gabriel back in the squad for tomorrow, good news imo!
  237. FA Cup
  238. I caught that one hour 'Invincibles' show over the weekend
  239. Come on Reading, 1-0 up!
  240. Rub chin According to this we have won every game we have ever played against Reading
  241. Game over 3-0 Clap
  242. I don’t for one moment think we’re “back in the title race” but what would it take, I wonder,
  243. Jamie Redknapp at Heathrow Terminal Three! WHAT COULD THIS MEAN???