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  1. So. We won. Away. Again.
  2. Jesus wept, how did ManU and spurs win last night?
  3. Alexis interview
  4. Wd this teacher hehe top your mumming imo
  5. So who played well last night? And more importantly,
  6. Yikes Evans and Cisse will get a minimum 6 games ban if charged and found guilty for spitting
  7. England vs Bangladesh can't see another World Cup upset here
  8. FF to 2m 20s Dogs hehe
  9. If you look at the fixtures left, it's difficult to see Manu getting into the top 4
  10. I simply must stop drinking on schoolnights,
  11. I know an anal bleacher. Gayer, obviously. It's a gay thing.
  12. I tell you what this place has really gone tits up with all the adds...But
  13. An Asian chap last night told me that I 'look like a racist'.
  14. Who remembers Ricky the Gooner?
  15. Fair enough we can't trust Investment bankers not to fix things, but the BoE!!!
  16. Just watching the highlights. Alexis was a bit shooty wasn't he
  17. Monreal or Gibbs?
  18. A breaking story today, Diaby won't be offered a new contract.
  19. So, we've broken our new defender already. :drneg: #shadout
  20. Sir C. Your trip to Rwanda's looking up.
  21. Roy Keane to be prosecuted for road rage attack or for joining ISIS Watson
  22. I am spending the weekend in Derbyshire. Should I expect disappointment?
  23. I assume the general consensus is that the FA Cup final will include 2 out of us, Manu and scousers?
  24. Conclusive evidence that Ozil is a lazy cnut!
  25. The touts and scalpers have really taken a stranglehold on the theatre. No tickets for any
  26. No I ain't a coke head... but in retrospect, I was doing more lines than a f*cking etch a sketch.
  27. anyone know any good hotels in sicily ? end may - early june with the new missus
  28. This is a bloody good fifteen minutes from Jim Jeffries
  29. When Martin met Mo
  30. Tony Gale 'Wenger treating the FA Cup with contempt in previous seasons'
  31. best scotsmen. I'll start: mccleod from highlander. "that sensation you feel is the quickening."
  32. Scholes: Ozil picked the easy option with Arsenal because they'll never win the league
  33. Seriously, though, what is that on Nicola Sturgeon's head?
  34. If the Windies can break these two
  35. So. A chap dies and leaves a widow and several children. Now, a year or so down the line, the widow
  36. It's still gold and white imo.
  37. 6 matches ban for spitting, 3 for a leg breaking tackle, doesn't seem right to me!
  38. I now know three people standing for the Greens
  39. So, should we go with #Welbz or Theo up at Old Trafford?
  40. You have to think Harrison Ford is taking this Indiana Jones/Han Solo stuff a bit too far
  41. Are people not wise to Halfords over priced con men tactics?
  42. Suck my cock
  43. somebody should write a play with diaby as one of the main characters.
  44. What a great Davis Cup tennis match currently on BBC 2, I know Tennis
  45. Music See Those Eyes Music
  46. Here's a list of all Awimber's who will suck Fred Killah's cock >>>
  47. Music Take it off the rack if its wack put it back Music
  48. Vegetarian cheese.
  49. Movie reviews, please.
  50. Zim might run this score down :o
  51. How much of a battering would this kid get in England?
  52. Nightshift long gone. Is weekendnimb going the same way?
  53. Arsenal v Liverpool final and the entire media will want them to win it for Stevie rather than us
  54. Yesterday was Scholes, today is Garry Neville so who next to criticise Ozil?
  55. Just saw the games J Evans will miss - and the run in for ManU
  56. mmmmmmmmmmmmmm crack Smokin
  57. the rug muncher with her partner who won all the adverts was quite sweet imo
  58. justice for jeff..
  59. Dead board.
  60. I know everyone loves Schneiderlin, but Coq does have much better stats.....
  61. Also, I can't believe that not one Times reader liked my comment about the election debates.....
  62. A replay at Blackburn, Skrtel injured and a yellow for Can. Couldn't realistically have expected
  63. Great. Just realised the Schneiderlin stats posted blank. Must be pound signs.....
  64. Thought I was going to have to choose between Victoria Coren and Kate Quilton Monday evening. As in
  65. today I sing of the humble fishstick. :imaginemesinging:
  66. We're going to lose to those c*nts tomorrow, aren't we? Cry
  67. This match is nicely poised
  68. One of post but for me cup between us and united
  69. f**k off Morgan you Irish c**t.
  70. I awoke this morning with a tremendous sense of foreboding. Tonight isn't going to be very enjoyable
  71. One of post, not looking forward to tonight
  72. Oooh. Here's a cheery diversion for a Monday morning.
  73. This is nice Frown
  74. hehe Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse...
  75. 31 from 18 with 2 left is still reasonable.
  76. LA, glad you're about, I have a question about the DFB pokal
  77. GAME SET MATCH....
  78. Paloma Faith is taking Owen Jones on tour to persuade potential UKIP voters to change their minds.
  79. Bangledesh choking here
  80. Butter fingers hehe
  81. Wicket!
  82. Last night I dreamt that James Corden and I were swimming across the Thames from the South Bank to
  83. Desperate
  84. Hodgson OUT!
  85. Should England be stripped of test status?
  86. So the cricket would seem to indicate that today is the day for the sporting underdog.
  87. I am about to consult with an online medium.
  88. Koln's Nigerian striker, Ujah, apologises for trying to f**k goat mascot during celebration
  89. I went to an Afghan restaurant last night
  90. Jorge, I would like to thank you for guiding me towards some excellent comedians.
  91. This is definitely the winner of the "Awimber with the longest forehead" award Yikes
  92. Hand-sniffing? What's this now? Who the f**k does this?
  93. ELLEN DEGENES IS GAY AND SHE'S MARRIED TO PORTIA DE ROSSI!
  94. Genuinely hard to work out how Miliband et al didn't see this sort of thing coming really?
  95. Hey Monts! How was Derbyshire?
  96. So.... AWs interview with Keown for Football focus
  97. Sky have started showing that Giggs goal from the archives for tonights pre match build up
  98. I never seen such reverse psychology on here
  99. Giroud axed...Welbeck the lone striker....
  100. So, I see we're no nearer getting this Chrome issue sorted. Might help if there was someone with pc
  101. Hendon, Rico et al....
  102. Lets f**king have these c**ts. Nod
  103. So, what do we think of Villa’s pitch invasion?
  104. Why do they keep
  105. Why's Olly been dropped and why's TR7 not even on the bench? :sulk:
  106. PorkChop, Bellerin, Per, Kos, Toronto, Coq, SantiClause, Ox, Nemo, Alexis, uncle Phil
  107. his nose is busted again!
  108. c**t ref. If Bellerin gets a yellow Rojo should've got one.
  109. f**king brilliant
  110. Vancouver you beauty Clap
  111. f**k me. Class all round.
  112. one nil. to the mon o rail.
  113. First goal scorer backers SEETHING,....fkin Nacho Clap
  114. What a f**kin goal!!!
  115. Monorail. Bow
  116. We are still gonna win
  117. Nacho is having a good game
  118. c**t
  119. FFS...... what the f**k!
  120. Why does Rooney always f**king score?!
  121. Quite an exciting game.
  122. What sort of defending was that?
  123. If it was a burger flying at him Chesney would've saved it....
  124. Free f**king header for Rooney courtesy of mertesacker and koscielny again
  125. They're both as pisspoor as each other on recent form
  126. Come on Ozil, Stop tripping over your own f**king feet for a change Roll eyes
  127. As I was saying, c**t ref.
  128. Penalty surely
  129. Le Coq has been the star player for me in this first half
  130. Nacho defending on his own - defending is poor - Welbeck is very poor tonight
  131. Best Utd have played for ages Shrug
  132. Gabriel timed his injury real well.
  133. This game seems to be about who has the ****est defence
  134. Giroud would make the difference. Oh well
  135. Ozil has been reasonable today. I note that the commentators wanted to have a go at him but he's not
  136. Defending on that goal was shocking.
  137. Can they now show the match where Giggs missed the open net
  138. Got 5Live stream on now, hope there's decent synchronicity Smile
  139. Phil Jones. Our best chance in years here
  140. For the record Gibbs would not have scored that nacho chance.
  141. Looks like van Gaal didn't like how open the first half was judging by those subs hehe
  142. Well I think we've done well Shrug
  143. Subs before 70 mins how strange
  144. 2-3 weeks.
  145. Tactical mongoloidism from SFC there? Anyway, Shad out!
  146. He knows it's gone.
  147. Here we go. LVG has screwed up now.
  148. Fellaini is a dirty *******. Tried to de-cock the Coq
  149. How the f**k has Fellaini not been booked?
  150. Why can't Schezenzeny kick any more? Grow a pair!
  151. Would've put Giroud on personally. Walcott will be sold in the summer also....
  152. Clound Nine quickly put a bet on for United to score in the next 6 mins
  153. It wasn't even Phil Jones who f**ked that up
  154. Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
  155. #Carltondance
  156. If Welbz was gonna score it was always gonna be like that. Good fighting and quick thinking, but
  157. Well played ref
  158. Bellerin oh my days.....could've gone there
  159. Well played Wenger
  160. Great game. hehe
  161. HE f**kING CELEBRATES Bow hehe
  162. That was a diabolical dive from Young. Proper starfish. I hope a bird ****s in his mouth again.
  163. I fear the enforced Bellerin substitution will cost us
  164. About f**king time that clown haired c**t recieved a card.
  165. Enjoying 5Live commentary .
  166. Monreal has been excellent
  167. We must get at least a replay now, surely?!
  168. Come on Arsenal!!!!
  169. This gets stranger and stranger
  170. EPIC MELTDOWN Clap
  171. Pushed the ref... Nada. But booked for diving at OT? They won't like that. OI? OFF???!!!!!!!!
  172. It's a good night. Thumb Up
  173. If we f**k this up now!
  174. LOOOOOOOOOOOL
  175. Clap f**k off Neil from the Inbetweeners.
  176. Chambers on for Hector, please.
  177. Take back what I said about the ref Clap
  178. ah yes the 3-3-3 system Clap
  179. Callum. I love you. But please stay back if you can, not bomb forward. Hugs. GG-AFC
  180. Top save that.
  181. Pat Rice Bow
  182. Come on ffs!!! You'd think it was them with the extra man at the minute.
  183. Love this ref Clap
  184. I might name my first born son Michael Oliver xxxxxx
  185. Top ref brave to makes these decisions at OT
  186. Dive dive dive...........
  187. What a great call from the referee.
  188. Awesome refererereing
  189. Lots of injury time I reckon
  190. This ref has had a blinder tbf.
  191. What was is they always sung to us about always cheating?
  192. Possesion, hope we remember what that is.
  193. Alexis. FFS. Oh, it was saved
  194. The gayer has kept them in this.
  195. Clound Nine
  196. Monreal injured. :(
  197. And about f**king time. Been better on paper for years........
  198. Utd...
  199. Too bad Martin Tyler, you old ****er
  200. Clound Nine
  201. Oh niiiiiice....Liverpool have Villa if they beat Blackburn. What a great f**king night. Clound Nine
  202. Bradford or Reading ... Sweet!
  203. Decent draw!!!
  204. BBC already. OOOH BRADFORD BEAT YOU pooh. Oh f**k off hehe
  205. Surprised at Schmeichel
  206. e bossed the mid field. Yikes hehe
  207. Boom Boom Boom Let Me See Ya Grin Keown Ke-Own
  208. How good is de gea
  209. I know he lacks maybe a leetle bit quality
  210. One of thread but we have won the fa cup again
  211. Jeez, never sen a ref give Yanited soo many cards at Old Triffid hehe
  212. Sorry just one more thread. Bit of omen. in 2003
  213. No more disecting. Exceelent and well earned win. Happy.
  214. WD the ref. Really shows what a grip they had on refs when Fergie was there
  215. Own up...which one of you got into the stretty then?
  216. Did Danny Dive? Redcafe moaning he dived then celebrated goal. I missed it. But I did go to the
  217. Welbeck is ours now and I won't hear a bad word about monorail - he left his legs out there
  218. Can u imagine how far Giroud would've been from nicking the ball past De Gea for the winner? hehe
  219. Very minor point but tonite means Di Maria misses game against scum. Odds on draw there now.
  220. wd Jorge's daughter, bring her every week imo Bow
  221. Arsenal didn't beat ManU, they lost to ManU according to van Gaal
  222. stats say it all
  223. If he'd done better for the Manu goal Monreal would have been MOM easy.
  224. Just checked Manu card statistics. Likely to lose Rojo, Fellaini and Young for two games each at
  225. One more thread. Bring on monaco and berlin after
  226. hehe
  227. According to the Bleacher Report Valencia played better than Bellerin. Eh?
  228. Another monkey off our back and with style too. Now that Arsene has
  229. How good was the Coq tonight? Monreal not far behind!
  230. Cam orn Vee Arsenaw
  231. what a quality ref
  232. Only downsides tonight. Ox out again? Heard that Coq and Nacho also had knocks?
  233. Bellerin or Debuchy if both fit?
  234. So Nacho makes or scores more goals than everyone else when we play in Mancville?
  235. where's bostonbrian at? damn redcoat, disappeared on us.
  236. Our midfield was fvcking boss. it was basically ozil alexis and coq vs fellaini.
  237. A song to celebrate Arsenal's great victory.
  238. is there a link to the entire match? thanks in advance.
  239. I hope Scholes and G Neville enjoyed tonight's match following their recent criticism!
  240. Hahahah those Mancs, eh? "First Arsenal goal was Valencia, Smalling and
  241. Emboldened by this result, was checking some arse games. 1-0 from OT in 2002. keown was our keane.
  242. I just read that this will be our 28th semi final. Won 18, lost 9. Is that so? Sounds a lot.
  243. hehe
  244. Narrow escape for Sylvain Wiltord imo
  245. Chesney appealing for offside for the Rooney goal Bang head
  246. Utd have got a horrible set of fixtures coming up. Spurs(H), Liverpool(A), Villa(H), City(H), and
  247. You know that Arsenal have had a good night when Berni's calling us "we"
  248. Coquelin playing with a recently-broken nose, taking an elbow to it (almost certainly
  249. hehe >>>
  250. Very, very pleased!