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  1. What a feckin goal that was! - g'waaarrrnnnn hayou Ironssssssah!!
  2. I know ManU are above us 'n all, but thank God our football isn't as dreadful as theirs.
  3. Jenko Bang head Wenger out!
  4. Ballboy with attitude hehe
  5. Our players seem more interested in smoking than playing football to the required standard
  6. At least Wenger has come out & said we were not good enough he
  7. Arsenal FanTV hehe
  8. Well I have finally done it. Grade 1 clippers all over and a superb job from my girlfriend
  9. A good game on Sky Sports right now, Bilbao v Barca
  10. Alex Song playing very well and very important to West Ham this season
  11. Great News, I am a millionaire
  12. Does anyone think Bale is better than Neymar still?
  13. My god, The African Nations is currently 6-6 on penalties
  14. Nigel Pearson sacked, hate it when we play against teams whose manager just sacked
  15. I understand that AW's new signing will have to pass an English exam before he gets to play.
  16. Ungrateful little turncoat.
  17. so how does one fail to be 'switched on' as a Pro and in a NLD ?
  18. Thanks to Sam Smith
  19. There is always one office c**t who either supports a lower league
  20. Is this one of the worst own goals? Poor goalie, felt so sorry for him, he was in tears as his team
  21. Big Hero Six was quite good, although a step below some of their best imo
  22. Wasn't it a gorgeous day yesterday? Blue skies, sunshine, the first stirrings of Spring - the lot.
  23. On the plus side we'll be back above them by Wednesday
  24. When I've seen footage of Motorists and Cyclists coming to blows.
  25. Well this promises to justify the Licence Fee all on its own. Frown
  26. Who knows anything about tents?
  27. HELLO JUST DONE MY PRACTICAL TEST (CAR B) YESTERDAY, MADE 5 MARKS, AND 2 SERIUS. IFEELIT WAS NOT
  28. Restaurants- do any of you know Sartoria in savile row? Any good?
  29. I am minded to go teetotal I have only gone 5 days & this wasn't the plan
  30. Aw, bless, look at him there.
  31. Anyone seen this Stephen Hawking movie? The lad who played him seems to be sweeping up
  32. Things I learned at the weekend.
  33. Re: The current crop of films. The Oscars these days seems to specialise in films I never want to
  34. Jorge. Chart of SE England. Note VRPs at Sevenoaks, Tunbridge Wells, M25/M23 junction etc.
  35. oh yes..Friday in the gym a chap got off the cross trainer and went and turned down the music to
  36. Anyway. Disappointing result in the football, wasn't it?
  37. Is Stephen Fry the most pompous, self aggrandising arse in the entire universe ?
  38. Has anybody done one of those track day experiences. As advertised on here most of the time?
  39. wd to my son yesterday, scored 2 goals direct from corners
  40. Is it just me but I can't look inside Sir C's posts. If I want to know what the pompous old
  41. Eddie Redmayne's lips make me feel a bit queasy. Frown Anyone else?
  42. Does any successful Awimber type care to be my mentor?
  43. Well that is amusing.
  44. Jorge has noted Nigella's increasing resemblance to her dad ...
  45. Who are the people who set the pricing for the used car market?
  46. My last question of the day. Why do some blokes feel compelled to sit on a chair in this manner?
  47. Are there names with which you struggle? I mean people with certain names you find hard to like.
  48. Crikey!
  49. Things you don't see every day
  50. Speaking of 50 Shades of smut, I'm seeing a sexually liberated daddy-issued self-proclaimed feminist
  51. All these birds getting excited about 50 Shades of Grey being released in cinemas
  52. Does David Dein have a son called Graham?
  53. Proper film directors.
  54. This place is unusable with the phone now. It just goes to some link for asda
  55. Seriously though. David Kronenbourg and Mike Leigh.
  56. SOS....Mayday, Mayday .....:cold: snow
  57. Have our under 21's been relegated? What's this group 2?
  58. nike air max thea schwarz schweiz[/
  59. Why would the mancs
  60. I see ISIS' social media accounts are under attack from Anonymous.
  61. So warnings about consumption of fat "should never have been issued and have no basis in scientific
  62. Have a look at this and tell me what you see. >>>
  63. We can go third tonight Clound Nine
  64. city types ..bourse..whats it in simple easy quick terms ?
  65. So HSBC...a Swiss private bank helps clients conceal undeclared accounts and provided services to
  66. After successfully not watching the NLD on the weekend. Yet still being annoyed at the
  67. Surely it should be 'On His Majesty's Secret Service'? Sherlock
  68. so no Marco Reus this summer then
  69. homemade egg, cheese n onion sandwich..bit of a waste of last solid meal until tomo eve imo Frown
  70. Bloody hell, 11/20. Poor showing
  71. The bird I'm currently nobbing is a child minder. Great fun girl.
  72. Wouldn't you grow your hair? Frown
  73. With all due respect, I'm not entirely sure he was taking pictures of your daughter......
  74. Well written piece about having Harry Redknapp as your manager
  75. So it turns out our childminder is being rather creative with the truth about how many children she
  76. Could someone please come up with an approximate timescale for the outbreak of WWlll in Europe?
  77. Study finds that the British have the world's sexiest accents
  78. Wont' WWIII be a rather more dull affair than the previous two? What with there being no need for
  79. Has anybody watched Better Call Saul yet?
  80. CombatWIMB: If you were in combat, what sort of, er, "fighter" would you be?
  81. Actually you are wrong to discuss WWIII as being in the future. Despite the numberings the first
  82. Wait. Fat's fine but carbs make you fat?
  83. Ramsey dropped for Rosicky. Sensible. Alexis in for Giroud and Walcott for Welbz
  84. Premier League TV rights went for 5.1bn Oh Sky bought the friday night games to go with Sunday and
  85. Ospina, Bellerin, Mertesacker, Koscielny, Monreal, Coquelin, Rosicky, Walcott, Cazorla, Ozil, Alexis
  86. LVG - "But we won the passing"
  87. Stop me if this has been answered before, but do any of our players have cool nicknames,
  88. Theo should've done a bit better with that imo
  89. Do Leicester have any players not in their forties?
  90. Anywon got a stream please (my usual p to p seems to havre shut down) Cry
  91. Where's Giroud? This is normally about the time i slag him off
  92. Tidy finish from Kos
  93. KOS!!!!!
  94. Surely he'll bring Alexis off???
  95. Alexis hobbling all over the pitch Cry
  96. Defence living a bit dangerously there ugh
  97. Ozils passing Clound Nine perfectly weighted balls
  98. They've ruined Alexis
  99. SUB HIM!!!!
  100. I hope the big nosed y1d c**ts enjoyed their 68 hours above us.
  101. Another Ozil assist :o
  102. WD Feo Clound Nine
  103. Ozil will score here Clound Nine
  104. Must not grumble but can't help thinking we should be more than 2 up
  105. Even with only one functioning knee, Alexis was still tearing about.
  106. Any Links For The Game Folks?
  107. They deserved a goal tbf.
  108. We might need to wake up a leetle bit
  109. Game on. Indifferent
  110. This Harry Kane lad is getting tiresome imo
  111. Christ we're making hard work of this!
  112. Bollox, I f**king saw that coming....
  113. Getting c**ted at home by Leicester f**king City Oh well
  114. Swore that was in. Fuuuuuuuck.
  115. Who's that referee?
  116. Stevie G Clound Nine
  117. Holy **** what the hell are we doing Bang head
  118. Wilshere back in training so only natural Ramsey gets injured.
  119. Spurs equalize again at Anfield. We are finishing 6th this season
  120. We're not playing well but Leicester being allowed to foul with impunity, who is this c*nt of a ref?
  121. How long left? I am watching Sky Sports which is not paying us due attention.
  122. Poor performance, lovely 3pts.
  123. Shambolic defending. Ospina is a bigger clown than Chesney. A disgrace
  124. baloooooootelllllliiiii
  125. I hope taking off Sanchez was precautionary. But Ramsey looks crocked again Cry
  126. OMG that hopeless c**t has scored Yikes
  127. hehe
  128. c**t ref hehe
  129. Spurs hehe
  130. I think Arsenal and I (and football in general) are finished. I want a divorce
  131. Saturday must feel a long time ago for them lot. I wonder if it's too late to cancel the DVD?
  132. Absolutely dreadful performance but we needed the win. Why was giroud booked?
  133. These spurs title challenges are getting shorter and shorter
  134. I see you fell for my trap. Just like Arsene, you have no tactics except the obvious.
  135. All very funny changing my name from Clueless at Colney to Colney Moderator
  136. We are now further away from being Title contenders than any time in the last 30 years.
  137. Great night! Stadium buzzing, hard-fought game, 3 good points! A whisker away from 3rd and 2nd in
  138. gotta say that walcott goal was great.
  139. running 9 mile in this morning after a dinner of industrial strength laxative #runninglikepaula
  140. Considering Leicester is on the bottom today's close win wasn't impressive. We looked too
  141. "There's a recurrence now of a few muscular injuries - we haven't found out why" ****er
  142. Bizarre behavior from LVG today...sure sign that the size of the task at hand is getting to him
  143. I wonder what anybody would think who visited this site for the first time but during a match.
  144. Well-deserved. He's terrific Love
  145. Happy great anniversary
  146. Nope, not patronising at all. Driving around in a **** bus and talking around kitchen tables
  147. I had a dream that I won 54700 online.
  148. Ian MacHarvey (PBUI) said to me last night that not buying Cesc back was Wenger biggest mistake.
  149. Sparks, now they were good. Well ahead of their time in many ways
  150. Harry Kane does look a lot like a young Bruce Forsyth, if such a thing existed
  151. I have noticed as Ebola coverage has declined. Terror threat is rising. Change the record you boring
  152. f**k me im hungry..only 2 hours and then have to stop even water n coffee..what shall i feast on ?
  153. So, like the media, shall we ignore the gunning down of a family of Muslims?
  154. Half of teenage girls coerced into sex
  155. Giroud hehe >>>>>
  156. 4 orgies a year..rare?? lucky fat old french cnut
  157. Re the Ospina thread below. As it seems to irk some of you so very much inshall say no more about
  158. The structure of DNA appears to be intelligently designed, what are the implications?
  159. I do hope the whole ospina experiment is over now. More errors last night although he
  160. A few days back I was presented with a lot of 'Unequivocal FACTS' about musicians
  161. Songs to do with Lunch? Hot Dog - Led Zeppelin,
  162. Given that we’ve played two **** teams at home and that we won both games with an aggregate score of
  163. TheWireWIMB: Jimmy McNulty spitting bars:
  164. Went to sartoria yesterday. Pleasant enpugh. Parma ham and pear which appeared
  165. Prague tomorrow Clound Nine Any particular beers I should be looking to sample?
  166. hehe
  167. The GLW is going to *love* my valentines day treat
  168. Wave
  169. neg.. 42 hr 😊 bp 118/75 ..god im healthy 😊
  170. Premier League wage cap? Wo knew? Shrug
  171. So I watched the first two episodes of Better Call Saul last night. Good stuff imo.
  172. Indifferent
  173. Seems like modd has got into the fraud game.
  174. Happy 30th Birthday.
  175. I wonder how far Dr Moshe has his arm up snin's arse right now?
  176. What c**ts decided to let Romania in the EU? Absolutely sick of f**king Roma beggars. There's
  177. Sweden will be the first European nation to fall under Sharia law and Islamic rule
  178. Watching Thierry Henry on 'Football's Greatest' is emotional
  179. Soton v West Ham our best chance for a result tonight
  180. Paul Lambert is sacked. About ****ing time.
  181. Any chance of Podoski playing anytime or has he been officially released?
  182. ManU look like the away team here. Smalling is Cyganning it with a brace, though.
  183. Bloody chelsea, get a player sent off when Ivanovic should have got one, 1-0
  184. My Nostradamus went to plan. Only result in our favour was Soton v West Ham
  185. God I hate you football....you're a cvnt. Whenever I see the unspeakable Maureen-eeoh celebrate my
  186. The Pope says not having children is a selfish decision. How many does he have then?
  187. Michael Owen criticises Theo for not being a good finisher, I think 7 in 7 is pretty good imo
  188. Andy Carroll crocked agin I see...we're playing the hammers soon, are we not?
  189. i hate those manc c**ts we have got to beat them at OT - we have to get those 3 points back
  190. This new tv deal will make English clubs the wealthiest in the world. Madrid and Barcelona are on
  191. Fifty Shades of Grey 999 call spike expected by London Fire Brigade
  192. Speaking of Italy, how the hell has the whole 'ice-cream sandwich' idea not spread across the globe?
  193. DrivingtomainlandEuropewimb. I understand some of you do so. It seems quite interesting to
  194. A good day for my erstwhile workmate, Duncan
  195. I might buy this just to read on the ubahn
  196. Another hagiography on the f**king Invincibles set for release Yawn
  197. Is there a real danger of peace breaking out in Ukraine?
  198. Who is this spotlight grabber? & why does Aaron have a tatoo on his knee??
  199. See how I've risen above berni's mum based provocation? Better man, yeah?
  200. Get your rope, duct tape, cable ties, and squirty cream........ hehe
  201. Prince Andrew promoted to vice-admiral on 55th birthday
  202. Wenger hails bubbly Sanchez. Do the pubs carry this new drink?
  203. Looking for 2 tickets for Arsenal - Monaco on feb 25th
  204. Music The Nerves Music
  205. Is there an age where the compulsion to have daily ****s dies down?
  206. So the Dutch Govt docs on the MH17 crash were so heavily redacted that they don't seem to say
  207. No Bros fans in this evening then Frown
  208. Music video for my latest single. Tell me what you think >>>>
  209. The phrase 'New Patrick Vieira' is often overused but in this case it's apt
  210. Talking of ****s - ever knocked one out in front of the wife/partner etc?
  211. ooooooo It's Friday 13th Yikes
  212. Well, that turned into a late one Puke
  213. RIP Steve Strange. He truly has faded to grey now.
  214. I like the idea of a young hipster redgunamo treading the boards of glamorous London's nightclubs
  215. I AM A CRICKETEER! There, I've said it.
  216. El Diego, 54, and his 24 year old girlfriend
  217. Cricket back in the 70s was so much cooler. Even one-day cricket.
  218. I do like this North Londoner's Map of Prejudices
  219. Are we not going to have the traditional Valentine's Day debate, then?
  220. Thoughts on this....BBC's Greatest 1 Day side of all time.....
  221. How many footballer's names can you make out of these emojis?
  222. Enfield isn't the best place to buy Valentine's Day presents in a hurry. Frown
  223. I travelled on a bus yesterday. Unaided. It was the correct bus, and got
  224. That new online matchday programme doodad is very smart, isn't it.
  225. I call for an evening of silence in respect of the innocent Germans murdered in Dresden
  226. Nice to see Malinga go for 8.4 an over. wd the Kiwis.
  227. Best opening line in a Guardian article evs.
  228. Music Dreaming Music
  229. Anyone up ?
  230. I wish it wasthe 70;s
  231. Would be good to see Gabriel and Gnabry on Sunday. And to rest the 2 centre-halves. But won't be an
  232. New signing Paulista may be in Sunday's squad if he passes a pre-match English exam.
  233. Blimey, England in a spot of trouble, eh!
  234. Who does AW think takes this comment seruously?
  235. When I think of 'Boro my first thought is always
  236. Happy Valentines day, AWIMB. I Love you all
  237. West Ham out, Stoke on the way... really hard to see beyond us and the Manc scum.
  238. And then my next thought about previous Boro tilts is
  239. While Sturridge was out he could have learnt a better goal celebration! ****!
  240. Middlesbrough when playing there best are better than any premier league team
  241. Arsenal 2015 v Arsenal 2003 >
  242. Palace 1-0 up, Bueno is happy!
  243. The excitement of the build up to the Boro match is almost at fever pitch, isn't it?
  244. Back To The Future is a f**king brilliant film. You can take ya Godfathers and Deer Hunters and
  245. THis guy is spot on, no doubt Murinho has also given them a few tips on to beat us
  246. i love it that if borowimb came on here...f**k all about tomo..all floyd
  247. Palace
  248. we love you reading we do..oo oo oo trevor senior my old man said be an oxford
  249. Harsh red for the Stoke fella imo. Even if he plays for Stoke.