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Clear handball
ugh... cheering for the toon
First girl jade in taxi at fernandos in take me out
With Spurs and Saints winning I'm feeling the fourth spot, that we believe ourselves entitled to,
Apparently the Polish kid is the squad later today!
Like the main course today but the Wham Hull starter is ****
Holy **** that spurs disallowed goal We really have got the worst officials in
So...I turned on the TV to see Mr Henry expose the virtues of the game...only to find
So anyone seen the unedited Sky Theirry Henry ad? thoughts??
I really, really hate West Ham
It's Mike Dean
Belerin for Debushy and Ramsey for Rosicky :very nervous:
So Ospina clean sheet and its game over for Chesney
Oh SFC I hand't seen this one yet.
The more I see of Nemanja Matic the more I wished we'd signed him
I think we have a decent chance if Hart gets sent off in the first minute giving away a penalty.
we'll be 3 zip down within 15 mins guarenteed.
Strange, I hout not signing one in the summer was a risk,
Astro turf? Looks much to good for grass.
90 mins watching Ramsey and Oxlade giving the ball away in careless fashion ahead of us
Dean gave us a penalty!
Ramsey
Kompany has the weirdest head i've ever seen.
Kompany red or yellow?
Ahem, Ashberto???
Would be nice if we tighten the game up like b4 the goal
Did i miss kompany getting booked for the penalty?
Stunning discipline from the team thus far (jinx)
Very harsh yellow for Rambo
Farkin 'ell - we're winning aerial challeges in midfield. We've been abducted by aliens
Nice one, Santi. Pretty shameful dive by Monreal as it goes.
Getting this ready for the 2nd half ---------->
Safe stream please, anyone. I miss Wiziwig
Mike Dean will look to give a 2nd yellow to one of ours in the second half.
re: Kompany's wierd head (below). Wasn't Silvestre's even wierder?
Coquelin. Internal solutions. Crazy old fox might be right after all...
We are doing well so far...good shape at the back and hitting them on the counter
Gotta say, really impressed with Coquelin. I didn't think he'd make it here but his
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooospinaaaaaaaa
Pundits will love it so far. Sanchez was ****e in tbat half.
Did Herbert Augustus not issue an edict last week that this OS-PI-NAH! nonsense has to stop?
D FEEEEEEEENCE
f**k off Mike Dean you c**t
Arsenal are getting sucked into a football match
How the f**k is that not a second yellow?
:applaudsthearsenaloffthepitch:
Santi's legs have gone :(
Ollie Ollie Ollie! Oink oink oink!
Hart reaches for the bottle, hmm.
Shirley they can't f**k this up now.
Monreal there
Sanchez, time to go off and have a kip.
Pleae God, no F**** **** fest today ....please!
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL >>>>
I'd bring Giroud off for Walcott. Score a couple on the counter imvho
Tommy could've just stuck that in then
5-4-1 :o
Kos is definitely limping a bit. New CB this week
Bloody hell, the home ""support"" is rather, erm, muted. Sounds like
Best performance in years, first time in nearly 3 yrs since we beat a title rival #COYG
Outstanding
merchandise man HAIL HAIL
Brilliant debut from T henry. Looks like he could be just what we need on todays showing
WENGER OUT!!!!!
Hmm, very tactical.
Santi Cazorla you beautiful,. little spanish lion you are!
Arsenal beat top team blah blah waka waka. Pretty darn fine performance, plus
f**k me... game management has been almost perfect today
Santi rinsing Geoff Shreeves
Ramsey and Chamberlain were absolute **** today
BGM you always said Coquelin is sh*t why are you trying to gas that you simply thought he wouldn't>>
Sublime Must have done a hundred fist pumps.
that was magic Bellerin immense - again - him and le coq are making the difference
Chesney on his way.
One man team!
Everyone calm down....it is still early in the 2nd half on GSTB's stream. Give it an hour!!!
Pellegrini out of excuses. He can't handle a chile night in the north against southern softies.
Arsene finally made the right move
That should keep a number of you veritable vaginas happy
Sanchez again proves he simply cannot do it against the big teams
Oh Santi Cazorla!
wd the ref imo. Hardly put a foot wrong.
Two clean sheets for Ospina. I suppose Chesney will take up the role of no.2 keeper in
to me the difference was ospinA ...amazing..relaxed made the
Finally starting to play players in their natural positions - makes such a difference
According to Neil Ashton we were fortunate with the penalty, were we?
One of post but today is why we can win the european cup
No January signings now
How good has Cazorla been the last few weeks?..back to his best
Kompster bantered off by Monreal
Internal solutions - check.
Incredible that we have Arsenal fans (?) who phone BBC Radio 5 to crucify Wenger after such a
Coquelin is better than Matic #bandwagonjumping
Given that the seeding rules for the CL are changing next year.....
The problem with Giroud is he doesn't score against big teams
Oi! Jorge you Matic fan...look what I found while watching him punch Cesc
Seahawks are playing like The Seachickens.
Well that was hugely enjoyable
We've got most of the tricky away games out of the way now as well. We're gonna get 2nd
Hopefully he can ***c off and find a new toy over there
Man City fan's reaction to today's defeat
MoD just starting, no doubt its all because City didn't play well
loooooooooooool --------> awesome heat map from today
I see we're linked with someone named "Paulista". Cool Brazilian names
I don't give a **** about American Football if I don't have money riding on it, but this game is
Green Bay have completely **** the bed.
African football's great. Not the actual football, which is pretty ****, but the backstories.
Eljero Elia, the best player named after Al Jereau ever
Brady has his Assassin face on....
The senile one flukes it.
the one thing I dislake about ospina is his fat-boy's neck. makes him seem unathletic.
We won a game against a big team And we actually played tactics great performance
I have to say, the motorbike puts in one hell of a reducer on the pedestrian
Souness made me laugh. At some point he just sat there and had no idea what to say
I tell you what, that men-of-a-certain-age obsessing about vinyl is getting old, isn't it?
I would be loath to see Monreal dropped for Gibbs now Gibbs is back. Monreal is playing great.
This probably isn't going to end well.. is it ..
I have a terrible habit of getting to appointments way to early. Got 20 mins to kill now
Now I like a bit of clickbait, but some of it's just rubbish.
Good to see Man City kept the trend going
Ive worked out the perfect way to do poached eggs in a microwave, under five minutes and perfect
Time for round 2
Welcome to AWIMB's newest user Jorgey Porgy
So it's looking as though in a couple of weeks, I will be living further away from a major city than
So my cousin died recently and, as pretty much his sole surviving relatives,
So Peter, are you actually a goalie yourself (wrong'un) or do you just take an interest in keeping?
bellerin is rad. look at it: sanchez bellerin gibbs alexis walcott welbeck. fantastic pace
Nice to finally see the media realising that Kompany isn't all that
Giroud letting a long ball over his head amd bringing down with an outstretched foot
The title's gone but 2nd place is still a distant possibility.
I hope we lose our next couple of games to bring you assholes back down to reality
Any ipad experts on here?? Youngest broke a headphone jack while it was plugged into the ipad
wd James Blunt
if gary glitter was muslamic hed still be da leader of the gang
Slipknot fans look like cool dudes
Just read a newsnow report on Le Coq and the fan's twiiter reactions. Everyone saying 'like a new
Why are we looking at defender that are too old?
Its decided ... Tonight Herr Floyd tugs!
********** SOMEONE HERE IS AN ABSOLUTE SICKO *************
Im down to my last 4 pairs of underpants. Ive plenty of socks though
Kevin Mirallas ...what a
RIP Deirdre
Oh what a shame
The miserable sports fans of the world are drawn to Spurs - CNN
Giovinco to Toronto FC is a weird won.
Bit dead on here? Is this because we beat City?
Arsenal are unbeaten since 2003 when their possession is under 45%
So the latest ISIS/IS/ISIL video shows two Japanese hostages
That video of the Londonderry schoolboy with a ridiculous accent is a bit of a hit
On Saturday I learned that it is actually possible to get an all-day breakfast in Knightsbridge
So this stuff about the radicalised, returning Jihadist Syrians.
So we haven't heard from Floyd since he said he was off for a ****.
Arsenal have opened talks with a 23-year-old defensive midfielder
That little Santi Carzola jig makes me happy every time I see it
Women's College Cancels 'Vagina Monologues' Because It Excludes Women Without Vaginas
Hang on. People are actually threatening to vote for the Green Party? Have these people actually
'Two boys, then 15, say Talbot propositioned them after inviting their class around to his house in
Anyone know any specialist hospitality companies for away games
One of my closest friends, who I thought wasn't interested in footie, has just told me he's Chelski.
I tell you what Clive, people complain about parents not being given enough help, but
Hmm, I've got lots of GFW and Football Rambles to catch up on.
So, tonight sees AFC Bournemouth with the opportunity to extend their lead at the top of the
For those that work in London - how long is your commute? There is the potential I'll be working in
So, The Sun have decided to cave in to the femiscums and ban page three
Seriously, though, what is going through the minds of men who willingly refer to themselves as Dick?
Look at all these beauties - all on one page PHWOOOOAR
Maybe the could start putting page 3 girls in the Big issue
where does one
Grandmaster Flash - White Lines
Nostalgiawimb update
Mourinho going with first choice team for the league cup semi final
I was forced to go to Pizza Express earlier
The goodies always beat the baddie liars
6' 4" experienced international 28 year old midifelder available on a free. Should we be interested?
Why the hell is AW selling a talent like Jenkinson?
Here's some more hilarity for Berni: BREAKING: One dead, three injured in Guinea after grenade
According to reliable Twitter ITKs* we've all but** signed Paulista from Villarreal
So Rafa has the doctor on court Probably needs his special pills
If City get Reus then it's going to piss me off a great deal. It will mean they have to sell some
In all the fuss about getting rid of the tits, no-one seems to have addressed the key issue of what
what a nob.
EssexWIMB: I can't believe Theydon Bois is pronounced Theydon Boys rather than Theydon Bwuh.
OK - hotels in Edinburgh for one night business travel. Recommendations?
JeWIMB: There's a Tesco ad for kosher products at the top of my page
DrivingLAD!
I'm working with some indian chaps at the moment
I hate to do this to you LA but your response below on the walcott and 2006 issue
When I was in Finland, I went to the breakfast buffet and they had a thing called 'egg butter'.
I used to mock folks with nut allergies.
Can a mod (not the other one) plz approve my avatar? I'm trying to rebrand here.
Another winter with no snow, then.
really Theo??.....bull**** imo... DB10,TH14 and the rest
Another kid for AW's collection.
ive just found our actual revenue figures for Oct 2014 and dec 2013..i was told less
I was just frying some eggs, cracked the first egg open to find
A tad wet but 34c here today...phew, what a scorcher, eh?....
question: can we appeal the work permit on grounds of exceptional ability before we plunk down cash?
I recommend we sign Shawcross if we are to realistically solidify our defensive line
What a misleading title, everywones a classic imo
My political Compass
My travel compass> How far have you travelled NSW and E. I garuantee I've got
My God Gin 'n bitter lemon at home. I was doind so well this year as well
I usually have a night time fag on the terrasse of my apartment building overlooking a row of around
Willian work permit and Paulista....
is gnabry dead? wtf.
Now.. I thought there may be some comedy gold here, when first spotting this headline.
City already above Chelsea on the Deloitte list, I see.
Truly epic bantz from The Sun, there.
Sad news about plain cigarette packs. I remember when fag ads were the very acme of sophistication
MREs
So. I take it we all watched Wolf Hall?
Wenger says talks for Paulista are progressing well. Another South American
Decent, if flawed, defence of Page 3 by Toby Young
Vegetarians. What is wrong with these people, ffs?
I seem to be going to see Birdman tomorrow night, anybody seen it?
Timewasting, **** stirring, unsettling, head hunter, cunds.
Here's my problem with Prince Charles: He's got 'ideas'
Anyway, I see this Saudi chap is claiming to be unfit for his second dose. Malingerer.
Presumably British Airways straightened up and flew right
Here's a fact about tourism - from someone who spends quite a lot of time wading through tourists in
Hmmm I seem to be back in the pub, let myself down. What a bum
DrivingLAD Update!
So whom among you has actually endured corporal punishment? Had the cane three times as a kid and I
Anyone attempted a home- made from scratch
soooooo the md accepts on revised figures im owed money BUT is getting the
This f**king board!
So farewell then, Leon Brittan. Let the floodgates of allegation be well and truly opened.
So Herb. Tell us (and I never thought I'd say this) where exactly did you school?
School WIMB fess up now. Comprehensive, Grammar, Public or Private?
7s, in here > > >
Ex Machina. Great film well worth a watch.
they will never get me on trains imo ( sober anyway) 33 quid to drive to EC2 and back
wtf ? this odegaard looks about 12 ??! im getting old
Ive just learnt that Brian May uses one pound coins instead of regular picks.
Must you? Really? Another reason to disregard women's sport imo.
kissdrama.net - any views/opinions?
Is there anywhere I can catch-up with Neville and Carragher's Monday Night Football analysis of the
belichik or brady needs to be banned for half a season. deflategate.
I don't know where to start with stuff like this.
So I see we've signed someone else who won't be fit for several weeks
I'm alright up to the bit where AW wants the non EU player rules scrapped
if the ball is flate, you must equate.
Far too much pyjama cricket going on this winter. Feels like there hasn't been
Diaby's officially dead then -
The 16 year old wonderkid from Norway who just signed for Real Madrid is getting 80k per week