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- The siege is officially over
- No wonder he was so lenient with Jack.
- Don't think that squad rotation is going to be an issue this season
- That's nice. The Monegasques seem to like us cos of Arsene - he sent a vid for their 90th b'day
- Wengers record against Top Teams in last 3 years
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Bye bye Thierry
- So this whole ‘Oxlade Chamberlain progression into a really f**king good player’ thing. How far can
- #Peshawar is a horrible crime on humanity...
- Talking of horrible crimes against humanity...
- So on the day our greatest ever player (imo) retires
- What a lovely world we live in!
- People mock my lyrics but who else on AWIMB can come up with such fire?
- An entire day of Invincibles and Henry stuff on Sky today. Nic is going to need a chill pill.
- I'm rapping over the new tune I'm working on. Here's a preview >>>>>
- Now I live in a real place. I have all sorts of unwanted doorbell ringers showing up.
- Neg, you may need your tissues for this
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Just signed a new office lease, this will basically be the view from my office
- Just bought tickets for Mrs Brown's Boys at the 02 Arena
- Anyone see the Nigel Farage thing last night? He came across as a bit of a sad case, actually.
- Instead of blaming the yanks for the Taliban atrocities, I would argue that the Durand line of 1893
- We're going to have to fight the Ruskies, aren't we?
- Flicked over to SSN to hear a Chelsea player was seriously injured
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I've bee mentioned in a f**kign Bleacher Report article
- I've two free tickets for the AFCB v Liverpool game tonight in the Liverpool end. I don't want to
- Personally, I'm quite enjoying watching Russia get an object lesson in not f**king with the big dawg
- I thought it was a bit inappropriate for Cech to pick this moment to start breaking out the
- I got hit by a van this morning and can't even be bothered to tell the story on here. Something is
- Off to the US to be treated by a baseball team's medical staff?
- There's a conspicuous lack of disdain for the working class on here today.
- Anyone worth signing in Russia? Likely to be a bit of a fire sale.
- Clegg, Ashdown and Steel all at Thorpe's funeral?
- Since i can't reply lower down to Sir C's thread... Govt have just
- Lot of old c**t threads imo. This is a young person thread, feel free to contribute with anything
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Warning. The hard of thinking might find this a little long.
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- Footballers who sound like bands/musicans. Danny WelBeck.
- Arsenak Fan tv
- like the idea of van dijk. I am toubled by howedes' creeping baldness.
- Terrific shootout in the Cup! Keepers are having a nightmare; up to 26 pens.
- This is the greatest guitar solo in all history.
- oh man, this is good news about cuba. there's gonna be an ocean of bitches down there.
- Poor Rich
- With Dan Carter off to Metro I wonder if all blacks will change policy of only selecting NZ based
- Harsh on Paul Rodgers, imo
- Latest move by UK government is irresponsible and dangerous to children. Now they won't be allowed
- They have given me a packet of Marlboro silver by mistake
- So employers now need to cater for their lard-arsed employees since the EU has now deemed obesity to
- Skip ****er! Only in Bradford
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- None of this would be an issue if these pretty young things from far flung lands
- When you get the house/flat other to yourself. are there any particular activities you enjoy?
- So a fat toad third generation hereditary dictator now decides what films we can watch. Where is
- I got me two 20th Anniversary PS4s! Happy days.
- This is nothing to do with Islam
- the torture and absolute c**tery of Castro is well documented. He raped and killed with abandon
- so the cameroonian who got killed by fan missile - actually snuffed in locker room.
- Nice little then & now piece on Chelsea's ****ty little ground
- Jamie Oliver's Xmas rum punch is rather delicious
- Have a look at this...
- Banana Splits anyone?
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Surfin USA
- So, no nearer sorting this Chrome issue - it's nearly Crimbo ffs.
- Always the wunderkinden.
- 1987! Fairytale of New York was released in 1987!
- Sony decides not to release 'The Interview'. wondering about Dr. Headgear
- Is Rosicky also out for the Liverpool game, sprained pride?
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Just look at these bloaters, consoling each other during the appalling stabbing incident in Aus
- so do you reckon clinton has banged it yet ? hubba hubba tho
- I see BT are trying to crawl back after the early season adverts
- Right, last one down the pub's a c**t
- So we are signing a new midfielder in Xherdan Shaqiri
- Would someone explain the origin of the word Crimbo and how it relates to Xmas?
- America should be mourning the loss of the Colbert Show. Jayzus that man was brilliant
- I am with Jorge on this Christmas *******s. There isn't even the Christmas Smilies
- oops, I've cracked open the Xmas Whyte & Mackay's.
- This is a terrible loss for us. How will we manage?
- May I come round one of yours for Christmas please ?
- I can't be the only one for whom Christmas just summons up a massive feeling of dread and anxiety
- Drink driving home for Christmas
- When is Titi coming?
- Happy Birthday to me, Arsemart, and Alexis.
- A Christmas miracle?
- Who will Stevie Gerrard kick first tomorrow?
- Chambers, Debuchy, Mert, Gibbs or Debuchy, Chambers, Mert, Gibbs? Latter for me. Just.
- I didn't know Pulis was a midget
- bollox!
- Lino
- Caption competition. Best caption wins 10 bags.
- This ridiculous post-signing tapping of Alexis is laughable. Why would a great player
- Dearest Chief and Sir C,
- Lee Mason, ****.
- Come on lads. We've all had this conversation before >>>>>
- hungover. oh to be a large supergiant amphipod at 7000m down.
- Early replica kit sighting
- got my 16 yr old son up this morning for waiter interview..he had
- Where can I get an elf to put together a very complicated 'Frozen' castle?....
- Hartlepool want the rapist
- Taylor
- Your boy Wellington Silva has been a bit naughty over in Spain>
- Pardew
- Pards gone again
- Bournemouth are top of Div.2 Are they still AFC Bournemouth? Will their results get read out
- Surely it's Debuchy at RB and Chambers at CB?
- Our midfield is a mess right now imo..no one has a clue where to be it seems
- So Liverpool start with no recognised fullbacks and no recognised striker
- Don't we look f**king awful. Especially Chambers, just not a good player.
- Just hope they settle down this is a must win
- I know Liverpool are at home and there's some pride at stake
- What is it with us and wasteful, **** fecking corners?
- We're playing an old-skool 2-3-5. 2 defenders at the back. Flamster as an original centre half,
- Where the f**k is Flamini right there
- Bravo lads. So bad we've got the crowd going.
- Getting the impression Ox isn't really match fit
- Jesus we really are f**king awful. Eveni didnt know we were this bad
- Piss taking c**t Gerrard at that corner
- It's huff and puff from the scousers we just need a good chance
- Can someone coach ball possession to the ox please?
- I think we're doing what Rocky did
- Another corner finds the first man
- I'd take Flamini off at half time if we had another option
- This season can't end soon enough.
- Gutless and poor. Piss poor.
- Now that's f**king funny
- Bushy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Debuchy
- that is brilliant
- Have that Brendan, you smug **** house
- That last comment was about liverpool in hindsight
- f**king dreadful from Giroud to give that away like that
- Oh my god loooool
- The face on Rodgers
- Wow...what c**ts
- Awful half. Lallana is a cvnt
- Flamini needs to go in The summer
- Well that was a turn up!
- f**k me. Bellamy's suit might bring on an epileptic fit.
- :spreadbettingwimb: what time for Flamini's second yellow?
- Don't deserve that equaliser. We are absolutely dreadful out there
- Without Barca levels of EPO, 'Pool cannot chase down that aggressively all second half. They were
- Let us see if Arsene really knows . . .
- Farkin 'ell..even with knee length shorts you can see Ollie's chopper hanging out!
- Proper fecked up Skirtle :stamp:
- Podolski thunderbolt in the 100th minute coming up
- Kolo give us a wave kolo kolo give us a wave
- Surely with all that blood loss he's a huge liability for them now....
- I really hate Chavs but their players are far more likable than these assholes.
- Proper handball :o little cheat
- Cheating English c**t
- :smashandgrab:
- Ollie!!!! You big dicked beauty!
- One chance one goal
- Hopefully we can get another before Rodgers realises he shouldve taken off bloodloss
- What a good goal
- Poldi on? Welbeck off?
- Evry other manager would take Flam off. The SFC will not of course.
- wd Welbz
- I had a good feeling when Kezza started charging down the left. Though I was a bit unsure of Santi
- Time for Theo?
- Ollie Ollie Ollie!!!!
- How was that a Wellbeck foul. Keeper jumped into him. Should've been a pen!
- Schez earned his dough there
- Why we taking Olly off? Surely it should be Welbz so we keep Olly's hold up play.
- Keeping a limping Ox on. SFC knows best.
- What logic did AW use to take off Giroud? We are not that close to winning yet.
- I'm thinking Liverpool penalty now
- That's bull****. They should have carted the skinhead off.
- 7mins injury time coming up too I reckon
- Hahaha borini and Rodgers
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Santi 
- Borini > Flamini
- Her deserved that. Git.
- Disappointing response to Borini sending off, we shoud be controlling possession
- Cazorla has worked hard today
- 9 sweaty minutes of extra time to go.
- f**king pathetic...that IS all on Arsene
- Scored in his own injury time the c**t
- We will concede, won't we?
- Even with an extra man we can't mark their biggest player
- This has been such a nightmare season.....
- You knew we are just not capable of holding on for an undeserved win.
- Like GN said, taking off Olly f**ked up our defending of corners. Pathetic.
- A point at Anfield, but it feels like a loss
- unmarked when we have more players on the pitch Arsene knows
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- Arsenal are the most pathetic defensive unit I have ever seen in a premier league team
- ****e performance, didn't deserve to win. f**king bunch of c**ts.
- Now there are no attacking players to win it.
- Toothless.....
- I'm not looking forward to us meeting Real/Bayern, assuming we even get past Monaco
- Arsenal have proved me right in convincing my 5 nephews to support United and Chelsea between them
- I feel sorry for the next manager who has to pick up the mess left behind by the clown
- As a central pairing, Mert/Monreal is better than Mert/Debuchy - Mert cannot play on left
- Mertesacker had an awful game, Alexis too - he must be rested
- We've only won 7 games so far.
- WELBECK is so f**king **** lol lol lol
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apparently poorest possession % in a game for AFC since Opta started collecting stats from
- Rodgers claims that Alexis dived for our equalising free kick
- Per needs a copy of this nailed to his bathroom mirror
- 'Leetle bit the handbrake'
- A point at Anfield is never too bad. But the performance again, in a big game, is so disappointing
- Welbeck, Oxlade and Chambers dont deserve to be wearing the same shirt as Santi...
- the diff btwn this and last year's drubbing is Suarez and Sturridge
- At 1-0 down I'd have taken the result so a point was great but threw it away there. When even Alexis
- oh.. and Raheem Sterling is one slimy little diving cheating c**t ...
- Gibbs is f**king dreadful. Any manager who selects him over Monreal doesnt know what he is doing
- Over the past 10 years Arsene has been the worst manager in Premier League history
- So....Brenton is moaning about our free kick for the first goal not being a foul?
- can we just pay wenger off please
- Per might not be as stellar as last year but he doesn't deserve the criticism
- on the upside
- At least the Patriots won
Christmas is back on again imo
- Wenger simply isnt doing a satisfactory job. He is not up to the standard we expect.
- Is it true that Floppy has been moaning again? He can flop off imo
- Chelsea 2-0 Manu 2-1 Liverpool 2-2. We will win the league in 2 years .....
- I wonder how long Wenger has to be a manager until he works out how to defend a corner.
- Dear Szczesny only had one crazy moment (unless I missed another), but after his series of fab saves
- I do feel sorry for the team wenger puts out - they aren't up to it and have the weight of
- Watch Liverpool now go on an unbeaten run bolstered by their performance tonight
- Arsene has ruined my Christmas
- According to AW our team was experiencing PTSD. Now they have an additional bad memory
- Seems the fans are turning on Merchandise Man
- Pers take on the game
- Dropped 11 points from winning positions this season
- how many more times can he say this nonsense
- i dont't understand why Skrtel was treated on the pitch for the cut.
- If you go and see the Rolling Stones these days you're going for the classics, not the stuff from
- What happened to the moaners suddenly? they seem to come and then go together
- I mean all it needed was someone to jump and failing that someone on the post
- Do we know why Per ducked , he hear a call ?? , i love zonal marking
- I've always avoided 'It's A Wonderful Life' on the basis that James Stewart's voice is ridiculous.
- I'm currently in my dressing gown, drinking coffee, eating Quality Street and watching 21 Jump St
- What was I thinking buying the Christmas Day beers a week before Christmas
- I guess none of the moaners would be interested in my spare v QPR
- So lets discuss Chambers ,
- This image just shows what our captain for the day was up for.
- I've just laughed at a man picking up his own severed ***** with his mouth
- Golly. That's an awful lot of moaning about an away draw.
- People have gone XMAS shopping mad, it was bad on Saturday but even worse today
- Mertesacker and Monreal are a disgrace and must be sold next month
- I saw your mum on the Finchley Road on Friday, and took this pic.
- We're signing another Fekir up front
- Still don't rate Winston Reid....
- This is quite pleasing. A yougov poll has established that
- Can't be believe no-one is calling for the head of Shad.
- All I want for Christmas is for Arsenal to defend corner kicks with men on the posts and man-to-man
- those of you complaining about the 2nd goal: l'pool had eighty-five attempts, some of which were
- So 2 Christmas Trees up, lights up, decorations out
- happy chrisplus everybody! lets all get naked ! wooohooo
- im dreaming of a walcott xmas just like the ones we used to have
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