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Some tosser has been parking in my parking space.
How often do you take a ****?
Can any of you beautiful ladies spare me some anderlecht away tickets
So we're signing Mario Yepes before the City game :cloud:
Weekendwimb. Plans? since there is no real football taking place.
Oi, Fash You should get a horse for your parking space
Rich....seriously??? FFS
Well Done the Arsenal!
Blimey, Joan Rivers didnt hold back
I have just extricated myself from an unsavoury incident on board flight to dubai
So Floyd posts about poo just at the same time berni's fecal phantom lays his filthy logs
Sturridge thigh injury - maybe out of action till Christmas..
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Djokovic out
So Liverpool tried to sign Shaquiri too. They obviously didn't rate their team very highly.....
So the back arrow on my ipad has stopped working on this board. Maybe time for....
Incredible
Lampard lecturing Shaw on TA6.....
Yo, where everyone at?
So very lucky to have seen this lineup.
I feel people are seriously overrating Chambers... To me he's shown a very reckless side >>>
Greetings fellow gooners from dahn undah!
Do you know what will happen if the "no" votes win the Scottish referendum? There will be another
Henry goal from last night
looooooool Ros****
Missed the F1 start, what happened to Hamilton?
Hurling stream?
Gibraltar vs Poland
Have that Flyd! Scotland uber alles!
boo hoo Charlie Mulgrew
So, is Ozil injured then?
Jamie Carragher 'Unfortunately for Scotland Mertersacker has retired'
Are they already playing qualifiers for the Euro nonsense? It's not for another two years
Alan Smith on Talksport talking about his career...1989 now...
Patriots
I wonder if Kroenke and Ivan have a similar email trail?......
Gibraltar.....will they even score a goal?
Now who can be thrilled with this news
This is no more than circumstantial evidence.
RIP Awimb?
It's Aladair Darling I feel sorry for, fighting for his existence and he calls for reinforcements
Any news on the fitness of Gibbs, Arteta, Diaby and Gnabry?
Ive been thinking. what if all our defenders get injured
This month's fixtures look a bit tough.
Luton airport is full of shrunken, drunken men in kilts presumably on their way back from Germany
Is there a more magnificent and beautiful wild animal than the tiger?
FFS someone fix this board for chrome, or better still can we have a TapaTalk thing please Chris?
Lib Dems considering legalising drugs as part of next manifesto
Froome showing again why he insisted Wiggins shouldn't do the Tour.
Where's Chief? I wanted to ask him about the fireworks at the St. Louis Chess Championship.
Hmmmm. Seems like at least the fact that I've been stuck in Luton Airport all day may at least be
Worth a watch - great white attacking camera sub
I obviously don't watch enough football....who are Delph and Stones??
I think Wayne's hair looks really nice this evening. A nice cut and thicker on top.
I thought theSwiss national anthem was Edelweiss.
:djouroutime:
Shoooooooooot!
ingerland are so dull these days
Shoooooooooot!
what the f**k has djourou done to his hair?
Wenger Out
I don't like the queen song it's **** and the queen doesn't even like football.
woy wont like the press conference...
Need to bring on Lamps and Stevie G here
Jack in the Arteta role
Cum again?
im sorry but roger sterling is **** tonight
Wenger In
GOONER
WELBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
That was magical though #teamwelbz
WELLLLBBZZZZ!!!!
Why does ITV feel the need to give homosexuality a half-time plug?
wayne rodney is playing well tonight
Shinned it.
Last Arsenal striker to score for Inglund?
Was Welbeck celebrating his goal with The Ox and Chambers?
How **** are the Swiss ?
awww not djourou hes a lovely boy…leave him alone
omg he's the f**king Boss!
ndhe's a Gunner now.
HE CAN'T FINISH
gentlemen i believe we have a striker…...
he ain't a striker till arsene has tried him on the left imo
They sold him too cheep
He's going to score loads for us innit
Blimey, a brace for #Welbz
That was superb finishing
wenger has done more for England than Woy or Fabio Bianco ever did
The new Ian Wright. Wel-come.
This weekend we* should sing "Danny, Danny, Danny Welbeck" to the tune of 'glory, glory Man Utd'
16 million?....a bargain even if he is a bust
Go on Danny
WELBZ!!!
If Arsene plays Welbz on the wing I will wrap my hands around his throat
Of course, we rarely play on the counter these days, but jolly well done, DW. Now let's see him with
Alan Sugar on Welbeck
All the top teams have their strikers injured, Sturridge, Costa, Jovetic, Giroud.
The main thing I took is the common tater suggestion that a player will smuggle some vanishing spray
I'm imagining QPR team talks with Glenn talking to Harry about counter-acting.
I'm sorry, did ITV just use Wu-Tang Clan on their trailer for the highlights show?
Wellbeck is a very watery name.
'Counteracting football'? You thick c**t, Hoddle.
Welbeck's brace as striker will assure his position as midfielder in AW's lineup.
Sanogo on a roll for France U-21s, 3 goals in 2 games
This Cilic guy is handing out a beat down to poor Nishikori
Congratulations to Cilic, a wonderful performance and deserved winner of the USA tennis grand slam
How many goals will Danny Welbeck score this season for the Arsenal?
Hair straighteners were the cause of Berni's delay at Luton...he won't be pleased
Luxembourg have a centre-hal called Schnell. Is he quick?
Fairly hilarious to see Chuck Todd and the rest of his ilk apologize for Obama
F- Chuck is saying that Jordanian boots will be on the ground..
United fan....
"He finished like an Arsenal striker: you know, one of the good ones."
****** WELBZ SCORED TWICE ********
I've been let down for 2 tickets for Chelsea away...
Awimb is a weird place right now
I know #Welbz will get the headlines but last night I was impressed with Delph and Henderson as...
Poor Frimpong, he's been shipped out to Ufa in the Russian Premier League
So I bit the bullet....
Jorge, in 'ere.
LA - I've been reading about a cricket match played on the 2nd June 1794 on Highgate Common,
I think the end is near for Awimb.
Swanseareviewwimb
Optimisitc for the Manchester City match?
So, basically, after all these years, Obama will do his magic and get everyone in line.
Yesterday I drove through the town in which Twilight was filmed. As someone for whom the entire
Bloody Spanish c**ts. Their under-21 useless ****s have ruined a huge multiplier for me.
Poll. Do you care?
All AWIMBers in favour of Scotland leaving the UK raise your kilts high.
With the new signings Manu will really be the blind leading the Blind.
That was a spectacular comeback by Wales.
Scholes questions whether Arsenal striker Danny Welbeck will develop into prolific finisher
Can't sign i on Chrome.
C'mon Wales!
The moon is rather super tonight
Ramsey injured
The iwatch thingymebob looks interesting...I must confess I have a gps watch for the golf
Has Ramsey been given the dreaded 2 to 3 weeks, yet?
AWIMB user focus group
Newphonewimb. I need a new phone as my samsung is finally knackered.
Unusual this - surely Harry skips town before the extent of the damage he has done is known
I would like to complain about awimb on my mobile
Hmmm, slight autocorrect issue
I hope this isn't true 'Ramsey's injury looks worse that it first seems, could be out for several
Oh my god, Cyprus have beaten Bosnia away 2-1
What precisely is the opposite of banter then?
WooooooOOOoOOooo FMADMIN
Gibbs, Ozil and Arteta fit for City. Theo on the mend too
Just seen a clip of Bale doing a Ronaldo celebration.
Is it wrong for stories like this to give you a slight semi ?
Come on Christopher Plus, sort this Chrome **** out. Pleeeease.
Are they going to ground share with us?
This is man you could quite warm to
What a shame, spurs can't move to a new stadium before 2018 due to a high court challenge, also must
I'm guessing Dany Boyle wasn't available to do this opening ceremony then
Are we going to end up sharing the Emirates with Spurs for a year then?
Line up this weekend....not too shabby
If Scotland votes to break away I will switch to Japanese whisky. That is a promise.
Yes or no?
Re: Club run by criminals - It's Chelski isn't it? Please Gawd let it be Chelski...
Tut tut, this is awful etc and so on and so forth. It is a leeetle beet though
Bad news doom-mongers! Ramsey gonna be okay!
The company refunding to sell up is owned by a family of gooners
Nice photos of players in the 80's in the guardian
We should sign Brad Wright Phillips in January
I take no pride in predicting the buffoonery that has ensued
so this guy, busting his chest and proposing war, he was a Nobel Peace Prize winner
RIP Avicii
My new single is out on in under a week. Are you gonna support me Awimb? >>>
On a positive note, we know where we stand with this President
I've decided I will go for the iPhone 6. I will pre order this f**ker tomorrow.
RIP Richard Kiel
Never on time for the Press cons.. hows he ever on time at the training ground
Hey -m (what a dickhead name)
Tthis judge ain't messing about :freePegLeg:
So I am back in November for my first game at the Emirates in almost a year
Will we win?
Bit of Winston on Winston action
Looks like Pistorious has been found not guilty of culpable homicide
I've just found out England don't play San Marino tonight What a f**king
Conspiracy theories ahoy!
Gotta love the 1982 'young' player of the year
These colourised photos. Slightly disappointed there were none of Mitchell's
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What do we think Ferguson said to Wenger about #Welbz?
Let's be honest: Lionel Messi looks like a simpleton, doesn't he?
say what you like, it's nice having the nfl back again.
Alright, alright, I'm coming round to the whole watch thing
54 amazing photos that were originally black and white but have been colourised; they include photos
Birds of a feather... Any of these appealing?
My taxi driver is called Isaac Frimpong.
it upsets me that Chief does not talk about the Sinquefield Cup (Chess) in St. Louis. This was a
i see arsene embarrassed himself again today. He should not be allowed to speak to the press
This u21 team is a joy to watch
Whos the fit **** on talking on Arsenal player now?
Mrs Salmond measuring Balmoral for new curtains....
Dan Crowley looks like he might be a decent player (U21 on SS2)
Poor old Gazza can't handle his Stella and his golf buggy >
The Metro claim Wenger prefered Welbeck on loan but
Wehave an excitng forward line for Saturday. Let's hope we can be stalwart in defence.
Very impressed with Hayden, Akpom (monster of a player) and I thought Diaby played like the
Future leader of the upcoming Scotttish secession.
10 Rillington Place starting on BBC4
My President spoke to his people tonight
Wilshere not happy with the seating arrangement at the team photo.
Another exciting night on here I see...
So Oscar could still get 7 years?
Sanchez didn't find Aaron's joke funny :(
The Apple store is currently running on Awimb levels.
Arsene "if i'd been here welbeck would not have been signed"
No more ham salads! Sir Donald Sinden RIP.
It's great that Viz have entered this century, a massive amount of my cultural references have too
So I was watching the U21 game last night (pauses for myriad deviant comments)
Could get 15 years but judge has option to just fine and release him
I got to wondering how water is even possible this morning and had a panic attack
I thought van Gaal was a bit harsh with his Welbeck comments yesterday. I'm not sure it's
wd who ever did the livery imo
The company holding Spurs up....they make some fine kitchens IMO
He got bail :o
I awoke this morning in fear of the hangover that was surely due, for last night I was proper upon
Arsenal are 2/1 to beat City.......
Poor Welbeck. LvGaal said he not's top top level, AW hinted he only wanted him on loan
So, not only did I get my flight out to Germany on Monday cancelled due to them blowing up someone's
F.uck that. Devo Max means they get yet more of our money whilst still being allowed to pass their
f**k you
Talking of Berlin..I like this girl getting f**ked from behind by a guy in a DJ in Berlin train
That shouty bloke from Ulster's carked.
Missed the early deviant conversation about the U21 Match last night
Paisley once accused the Queen Mum of 'fornication with the Antichrist'? Rude fellow.
Is it reasonable to demand getting rid of a cat if you find a tick in your apartment?
Am I the only one to see a suspicious resemblance between Donald Sinden and Ian Paisley?
I hate this place. I just typed one of my most interesting posts
I've not been following this Scottish independent topic but aside from skipping a few curling &
Napoli release denim football shirt
Would bombing Switzerland be wrong?
DENCH
everyone chill >>>>
Raindrops keep falling on me head
comedy central extra - dey took urr jeerbs
Is there a dvd of Wenger meets Pope Francis yet? And did
a song for Welbeck.....ahem
f**k apple They have put a u2 Album on my ipad
Told my bird she reeks of BO and should try using a different deodorant