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- Can anyone recommend pubs in/near Borehamwood for tomorrow? Preferably with a garden
- awimb Restaurant Ponces, lovely Meades documentary on the 'British Food Revolution'
- Oh dear, Mr Cook
- Aha, the entirely trustworthy Russians on the ground claim that 'many of the bodies weren't fresh,
- That fella with the asian missus who didn't get on the flight could at least have had the decency to
- Two of the Brits on MH17 on way to see NUFC pre-season in NZ >>>>
- Cook is a cock. "Temporay loss of form"...yeah, right
- What's all this? AST down the ****ter?
- Rodgers on Sanchez “That was one where geography dictated where he wanted to
- Latest news from Nic Bender's hollowed out volcano of ego
- Any bad aids jokes re: aids research lot on that yon hairyplane?
- There is a veritable perfect storm of instability out there at the moment, what with
- Macklemore begins his song “Same Love” with this line:
- Say you had multiple log ins for a website. Say a football forum. How do you organise all the names
- Calm down, everything's going to get better now.
- So is Debauchy gooderer or ****terer than Sagna, then?
- Poor old malaysia airlines. They are well and truly f**ked
- "The following report contains disturbing images" my fat, white arse. That should be "all images
- lovei t! have we discussed this ladies vagina kayak ? up **** creek with a paddle etc Safe for offic
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the latest member: Thicosia genius 
- Sir David Brailsford's uncanny prescience in having Porte rather than Wiggo as Plan B paying off in
- Hamas are fecking useless. I won't be using them to sort out my cat problem.
- Interesting point made by Philippe Auclair that the reason we were able to retain many of our
- What's for dinner?
- Travelwimb: Looking for a holiday in December for two weeks. Any suggestions?
- Itv4 is riduiduculles one of the best films e ver
- we got a bad ass thunderstorm a coming
- I reckon Palace will finish above the Arse
Palace 4th Arse 5th
- What a thoroughly nice guy the Ox is
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- Mourinho must be worried about us the amount of fishing he is doing
- I think Barry might be an alcoholic. The tell tell signs are there.
- So this pre-season friendly's not onthe arsePlayer? Can you watch it anywhere?
- Podolski is off. I like him as a person but not as a footballer. Good riddance.
- This fella on Arsenal TV is more childrens TV presenter than football presenter.
- Disappointing season at Barca
- The new kit looks quite nice. Don't accessorize with **** boots though
- For those who care: #Arsenal team to play Boreham Wood: Szczesny, Jenkinson, Ajayi, Hayden, Monreal,
- Oi bueno. Wot's all this about you getting in a bit of a fracas last night then?
- Will Yayaya ever score?
- What's the strange thing at the bottom of the screen like somebody with some papers
- He's not gonna score, is he?
- Why am I watching this?
- Football is better watched on the Ipad rather than the PC/Laptop
- Can't see anything on wiziwig, any guidance appreciated.
- Thought AW would have some tasty shorts on, showing his skinny white lallies.
- GOOAAALLL!!
- YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! GET INNNNNNNNN!!!
- my missus. "he's easier on the eye than that postman. can he play every week"
- New signing - Diaby.
- Where are all those lazy f**kers, who've been putting their feet on copacabana beach?
- 0-2 Game Over
- We need to stop giving way these cheap free kicks. F#%k's sake!
- Akpom still looks better than Sanogo imo
- 2-0!!! F#&KING HAVE THAT YOU T#SSERS!!
- Flamini talking a lot of sense there. He always says the right things that geezer.
- Thought Yaya looked like he's come on a bit, v. promising. Same with Diaby. Squad looks perfect.
- I predict Van Gaal leaving within a year.
- Kalou to Liverpool
- Had I known I would have met them at the beach. I wonder if they rolled up their pants
- Conor McGregor
Did any of you lot get the storms last night? I saw some pictures of the clouds
- Brazil have found their true level - they are preparing to face Exeter City.
- Still making me laugh
- What an impressive win! We beat the mighty Boreham Wood.
- Good business? Sell Borini for 14 M, buy Remy for 8m
- Those masons are strange fellas
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Balotelli, Khedira & Casillas? Did someone give AW a beta version of Football Manager 2015?
- Podolski on the grid
- Hamilton 2nd in the GP after 18 laps - was he using warp speed to get there from so far back..
- Jadeja
- So........ has Nic not posted since the great
- W. Carvalho deal looks the most likely one for the CM.... Has anyone seen him play ?
- Can Jenkinson play CB?
- Kristoff!! Talk about timing!
- CricketWIMB..So England lose their fourth wicket and. apparently are doomed. Looking at the Indian
- INFO NICE-MATIN. Accord OGC Nice-Arsenal pour le transfert d'Ospina
- Oh dear.
- What's the point of putting monty python on and f**king bleeping it all so you can't f**king follow
- Why the f**k would anyone want Balotelli?
- AW won't bring the team to the US so the fans here can see them play but he would rather have...
- Cook makes Mike Brearley look like Bradman...drop him
- How does Dubuchy compare to Sagna? Is he at least equal?
- Singing and playing right up till the end. RIP Johnny, my youth guitar hero, and still being played
- Who are these neanderthals who can't behave when watching golf? It's not Ryder Cup so they can't be
- Husband compiles list of excuses wife gives for not having sex
- I am starting my new shift times this week. top stuff imo
- Aw f**k, 'Chelsea set to re-sign Didier Drogba on one-year contract'
- RIP James Garner
- avocado sandwich here at 2 am. going jogging in three hours, get a head start on the day.
- That Rich Hall documentary on California last night was ace
- Watched a youtube video of that Carvalho chap. Quite the physical specimen.
- Some really sad news to report
- So I saw Rise of the Planet Of the Apes last night for the first time and I'm bemused.
- Negredo out for 'a few months'' with a, that is ''A'' , fractured metatarsol. POOF
- I found a new flat. Has taken a total of 2 working days to find the one I wanted
- I guess Nicos is still "busy"
- Spurs - Top 6 this year - Yes or No?
- Biggest transfer news of this summer.. Xavi to New York city FC ... Legend ....
- LANS
- Posted on my Facebook
- So having not learned my lesson I've decided to lay India at 1.92
- Khedira to Monaco.
- Last ball before lunch....is it still Ramadan?
- Former Arsenal goalkeeper Alan Miller fallen to pretty lowly depths
- How well do you know your local area?
- Hmmm. Raw, cold cauliflower curry is actually rather nice. Who knew?
- 3 TULISA
- f**k's sake
- Prior proving wicketkeepers are as dumb as fast bowlers
- Ben Stokes to the rescue!!
- Urghh....
- Oh FFS. Collective pulling madness. Like a Wednesday night at boys boarding school
- And now, for expert opinion on the middle east, we take you to Jorge in Yorkshire
- Exactly!
- 0,5,5,4,0,4,0,0,0,0 - the future of English cricket
- Hmmm. Ishant 'I'm really not very good' Sharma appears to have seven wickets.
- modd gets ready for Arsenal's new signing
- I should like to take a brief moment to congratulate the Arsenal box office, which
- "I do not find children sexually attractive but I do find them interesting as a food source."
- Watched the first 4 episodes of Californication. Top stuff. Who knew thon bloke from
- "Referee David Boon gets a crate of lager."
- wd Mrs Curly imo
- Did anyone here go see The Pythons? Watching in on the box at them moment
- Finally some good news for English team sports
- CannibalismWIMB: If you had to eat part of a human, what would you eat and how would you prepare it?
- Putin has gone too far! Tom Daley's plane has been forced to land in Russia, will he be arrested???
- I know he's French, but surely a New York accent is *the* easiest in the world
- Ron Paul Ruski supporter. What say you Chief?
- Leaked Star Wars plot ****spoilers, possibly*****
- Just heard Obama castigating Russia for arming separatists. Now, I am no leftist troublemaker but
- UK piracy crackdown. 4 warnings a year? Shocking seens.
- Prior gone
- A week since Nicosia posted. come back Nicos ( I know you're lurkin )
- Where's Nic? I've missed him on our walks
- Is Gunner Since Time Began, modd?
- Oooh! The new Avengers movie is being filmed at the old Police college in Hendon
- Andre Santos beaten up by his own supporters at Flamengo FC
- There should be a special award for this kind of stupidity.
- Is Arsenal v Spuds live on BT?
- So pissed I missed these muthas.
- I know there's a long way to go, but I'm a tad concerned
- This is why Arsene is the greatest!,
- And this week's Nicosia I've been hacked/edited award goes to...
- Let the excuses begin!
- f**k me! Had a bad dream, we'd lost the first game of the season 0-2 to Leeds! Thank goodness I
- Very good article about Di Natale.....always good as first goalscorer when having a punt...
- Tush and boogie, wtf else is there?
- So I'm back from Mallorca, then. Who have we signed?
- I know I’m a cretin and should not have needed telling, but why has it taken 34 years for me to be
- I see Real Madrid have signed James Rodriguez. They'll have quite the team with
- right on, brother-men, I'm heading down to Comicon in San Diego this wkend.
- The poor Newcastle fan who died in the Ukraine plane crash sounds like a quirky character
- Cheapest way to find a removals company? I heard about some site
- Now, I was willing to cut the fat black lad from Arsenal TV some slack on account of him being
- This is the thing that pisses me of with Real Madrid...
- According to the Daily Mail we are after Nastasic......if Vermaelen leaves
- Quite a Contrast...
- Spanish Segunda B side unveil their new kit.
- so we signed that colombish goaltender then ... szcz no more no.1 it seems, ospina it is.
- Bloody hell! These Donetsk rebel guys don't give a **** do they?
- Predict the next in the squence:
- Cards on the table...I didn't renew ... Expenses got on top and with a heavy heart ...
- ARISE SIR C !!! A miracle has happened today……..
- Fecking hell. fantasy football seems to open earlier every year.
- Loooooooooool we turned down buying Messi for ¤197m
- I see Usmanov has lost £2.8bn this year, mainly down to the Ukraine crisis. But he is still stinking
- septics
- I learned today that our beloved team will be playing Henry & the N,Y. Redbulls from a cashier @ my
- Liverpool is determined to spend every cent they got for chompers
- "Bojan to Stoke City". My word
- Panama
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- Ospina is to small for a keeper
- Bye bye Abramovich
- It's been a while* since there's been a top-quality, preposterously silly piece in the Guardian.
- How come people are sticking up for Palestine these days then?
- The new Mario Götze (Eisfeld) has joined Fulham.
- Genuine document handed out ahead of my girlf's self-development day at work today
- Farwell Awimb. I have enjoyed my ten years or so on the board...
- 1. Squash 2. Badminton and 3. Judo ....which sports suit you?
- What's for lunch?
- You know when some blokes get all excited if they see a woman eating a banana.
- Abramovich must face sanctions but the appropriate punishment would be for Chelsea to be expelled
- The Lair by some Rumanian author is the answer to the post below. Utter ****.
- I was wrong. I posted last week that the press should refrain from sanitising pictures of MH17 and
- Brief moment of self-awareness from Tim Lovejoy where he realises how much of a c**t he is
- Virgin or Sky?
- Russia 2018 and Qatar 2022. Chances of both WCs happening in the original countries?
- Would it be impertinent to ask you all what the last book you read was?
- Wikipedia -- "known as Abou Diaby or Shabby Babz"
- Just seen BT Sport have used the 6-0 thrashing at Chelsea for their second advert for
- I mean, thank god we got a few socked away already. so that when khedira and carvalho piss on us, it
- Say it ain't so, Arsene/Arsenal!
- Bayonets at Berkeley, just to show I'm not making it up
- The Prince - Niccolò Machiavelli
- I'm wondering if Man U. will pay a visit to the Kardashians while they are here.
- good evening mr Nic. You more than make up for my loss
- A friend of mine has been commissioned to write an article about David Bentley. Apart from his being
- ItV4 Dirty Harry Stick ya human rights imo and Harry's
- If United are getting Hummels for £16million then shirely we should be considering a rival bid to
- So once you clear the crap we have effectivly signed one player
- I'm hearing about some dutch fella who was supposed to be on BOTH MA flights that came to grief. He
- f**k me with this shambles the sweatys will stay wont they? just to share blame
- that gay thorpe swimmer chap coming out....i thought it was common knowledge?
- Virgin are emailing and calling me to offer me internet for my new place.
- If this story doesn't tug your heartstrings then your heart is a black, wizened vessel of
- Not that anyone gives a **** but the squad for the NY Red Bulls game is
- Fecking 'ell I wish people would stop sending me selfies via pm
- I'll tell ya what, Obama might his critics but he's handling this current thang just right. WD Bruv.
- where's the yanks?
- As Ramsey improves he also gets better looking.
- Floyd's made himself some toast
- Has this story we're selling Monreal to Atletico Madrid got legs? Doesn't make any sense to me.
- DG's in da hoooouse, I wonder how much did they pay for this exclusive?
- Iker Casillas. Am I the only one who doesn't want to see him near an Arsenal shirt?
- Footballers who look like smokers. (without any evidence)
- Tonight Man U. thrashed L.A. Galaxy 7-0. Anybody going to closely follow the Commonwealth games?
- Blimey. Emirates Cup next weekend, Charity Shield the following weekend...
- So it's "New signing Thursday" . Who's it gonna be?
- Shreddies. The prince of cereals.
- aaron ramsey looks like kevin richardson reincarnated and updated
- Quiz: In 2010 France played a match featuring 8 players who at one point or another have played
- Ouch .. Another Plane...
- Gibbs, Chesney and Flamini almost got sent home by Wenger for swapping his coffee with gravy
- I don't get the Jenkinson Archibishop photoshops.....what's the deal?
- Tolerance?
- Jack Wilshere the "DM". Now i don't doubt that he could adjust to it like Arteta
- I'm convinced we will sign Carvalho and Costa as they share the same first names as my son and I.
- Attempted attack on Yossi Benayoun in Austria.
- This is nice, Bundesliga fixture list as a music festival poster...
- We are selling Campbell to AC Milan for £15million
- Jorge....
- The extensive media coverage of pre-season friendlies
- Strange band merchandise...
- Thoughts on NYC FC's logo? Very familiar looking.
- Oh Middlesex
- Super Mario to Atlético de Madrid
- Fecking 'ell, it must have been like Gaping Gill in there...
- I don't want to sell Joel Campbell yet.
- Is Beef Jerky popular? They seem to sell it in all supermarkets yet I've never seen
- How many Awimbers have considered the preferential vision of our players when mouthing off
- Underwear bomber plot failed because he 'wore same pants for two weeks'
- Thierry in France, is he poorly thought of?
- Full kit ****ers
- After watching PL Legends programmes for Campbell and Pires I conclude
- Have we savagely cùnted off the Commonwealth Games yet?
- I saw TV's Jason Manford yesterday. Sir C had no idea who he was.
- Have a good weekend everywon
- Another week, another verdict. Tuliisa on the botox...
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