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- Come on Joachim. Bring on Podolski and it will be a perfect day...
- Most embarrassing semi, since I went to see Brokeback mountain with my dad at the pictures ...
- Fred's dead baby, Fred's dead
- Obviously, watching this bunch of puke-shirted show ponies get a proper shoeing is wonderful, but...
- You beauty!
- Brazil will be burnt to the ground tonight
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So ein Tag, so wunderschön wie heute
- The record is beaten. 96 years ago lost to
- This c**t looks a bit silly now with Alexis and Debuchy all but confirmed as Arsenal
- Argentina and the Netherlands will both want to avoid winning tomorrow imo
- Blatter just tweeted: i make rules, next goal wins.
- Poldi on last few minutes. You know we need a great selfie.
- get poldi on FFS
- Two of our players are currently hammering Brazil 7-0 in a WC semi
- Floyd was right: @StanCollymore: We just spoke to Wenger here, deal is as good as done with Sanchez!
- Embarrassing Dad moment: Seeing Deliverance with Dad. (squeal piggy scene)
- Come on Mesut ffs.
- oh c**ts, my clean sheeeeets
- Time to find the live cams from Sao Paolo, Rio de Janeiro etc and see the pandemonium that is
- Haha fűck you Neuer.
- Luis is the gift that keeps on giving
- mezut u nob
- Let's pray to god, and we may just get 3rd.
- brazilian players praying they get home alive tonight
- Bunch of arseholes seemed to be more worried about Neymar not playing than actually
- There you go Neymar
- Gustavo praying for safe passage home there.
- come on dutchies. let the argies inflict another battering in the 3rd place thingy imo
- Brasil didn't really want this tournament anyway. Now I know why.
- David Luiz heat map
- I'm down in Oz, the game starts 04:00, so I reckon
- You can't win a World Cup with Mertersacker.....one more game for Hansen
- Sieben eins, Sieg Heil!
- Really ****e from Ozil. Definitely needs to improve his finishing. Not good enough.
- I predict demonstrations & riots in Brazil. You spent all this money for what?
- Right then. Sky+ the semi as was at a dinner with work. Expecting a close one.
- Rafael Nadal implicated in FIFA ticket scandal!!!
- Mark Lawrenson football "expert"
- If Ignasi Miquel were Brazlian he would have started over Dante today.
- Oi, Snin. Turns out that I bloody did have a clue. I look well football savvy now.
- Daily Mail headline 'Mesut Ozil barely registers an important kick as Germany destroy Brazil 7-1'
- The unseemly bellowing of the national anthem after the music stops suggested a group of
- david luiz -- has there ever been such a dramatic plunge in the space of a game?
- Tonight's game bought to mind a scene from The Simpsons
- Well, I web-cammed over to the Copacabana expecting to see a conflagration started by
- I'm starting to feel sorry for some of the Brazilian fans now.
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- Go home Brazilian cry babies! It's only a game.
- Piers Morgan @piersmorgan
- Still worried about the Vermaelen situation. Not being linked with any centre-halves. If he goes,
- I've seen it all now. Scientists and artists meet to discuss climate change. I am sure a few prats
- Germany unstoppable
- Alexis' bird is absolutely ridiculous, f**k off Sagna
- It's official. No Chelsea player has won any trophy including the Werld coop
- I don't really understand the panning Ozil has been getting
- A report in Spain today says Arsene "seduced" Sanchez when he
- Feel sorry for Julio Cesar - Last time a Brazilian faced that many shots
- Any news on how Myles is getting as Van Gaals chief scout?
- Everyone has an opinion on last game. Even not football fans unfortunately. I have had to listen
- Anyway. Back in the real world.
- "we will learn from this"
- Sami Khedira
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- England team - Stokes for Jordan. India to bat
- Good to see Ozil running himself into the ground last night. Busy on both flanks and some great
- So I think we can comfortably put away the "This WC knockout stage needs more goals thing" now
- Schurrle always looks angry.
- im loving the Jagger stories imo
- Good toss to lose?
- Stuart Terence Roger Binny makes his test match debut today for India.
- Lawrenson is an amazing pundit, he managed to get half the score right last night. Wasn't easy.
- Alexis Sanchez: hot or not?
- Arsenal do it on purpose. Subject of the latest email 'First Team Player Signing in The new Armoury
- Vegeterians who say "I just don't like the taste of meat"
- So Lukaku doesn't fancy us either, we are doomed!
- Sh*t, Gonzalo Higuaín has turned us down again and is staying at Napoli
- Hansen has earned the right years ago to be called a c**t but he is now a senile c**t. He believes
- Got a feeling we're being conned a leetle bit. Our new signing could be L'arse Bendtner.
- Oops
- Excellent pub, Mc Gooner, I did promise I would update you
- Have to be honest: I've never knowingly seen this Sanchez chap play. Is he any good?.
- It's bloody nice to be downloading with 5.4 MB/s :) Almost as nice as winning the AWIMB Sweepstakes
- I can't help but feel you anti-Wetherspoons types will love this new low
- Go Richie Porte
- have to be honest. Don't understand half the stuff on here
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- Argies to beat the Dutchers 2-1 imo
- Keep on having to remind myself that Germany was playing the hosts in a WC semi!
- FROOME DOWN! FROOME DOWN! :baghead:
- Have that C*ntador
- Fashwimb. My current gripe with life is lack of time. London to blame again!
- They should have bet on Wiggo. Froome out.
- Well done Lars imo..just looked online at clips..today looked f**king tough imo
- Anti Gambling advert LOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL ..classic backfire
- Sir Dave Brailsford is a miscalculating c**t. WIGGO!!!!
- Got a dilemma for tonight
- Social media's finest hour. Twitter trolls trying to provoke riots in Brazil.
- Robben will be diving like a porpoise today porpoisly.
- There is a lunch thief in the office Someone is nicking other peoples lunch from the fridges.
- Has anyone told Sanchez that he has to have Bendtner's shirt number? Or Squillaci's?
- Weren't we supposed to be launching a kit / unveiling some mint players today?
- Youth team defenders
- Chelsea sign midfielder Mario Pasalic from Hajduk Split and we signed?
- "Knee-sliding... a special investigation."
- Brazilians that have played for us : Edu,Santos,Gilberto,Denilson -anyone else?
- Cadena Ser reporting we've bid ¤30m for Khedira.
- Ok, I now believe we are actually signing Sanchez. So, this raises the genuine question, should we
- Ugh that Judas slag has got over his two bob bits
- Doesn't The Argentina anthem have words or don't the players know them?
- I love the shaving cream!
- I'm not an Engerlund fetishist
- Cloggies or Falkland Fetishists?
- De Jong to murder Messi (evens). He'll kick seven shades of **** out of him, won't he?
- Fash, you need to work on your tone.
- Oi Supermac.
"Yes" opportunity for you :tap-in:
- I'm thinking about Dennis' goal against them
- How the f**k is that not a yellow for Dimichelis?
- These two ain't a patch on the krauts. I'm fully confident I can go and boil an egg without missing
- Refs encouraging a dirty match here
- Messi to Liverpool?
- Ooops, Robben's at it again.
- van persie -- his touch is like hodor's
- Enzo Perez looks a fine player
- come on argies ! holland are boring cnuts ..ive decided hate the dutch
- Very cagey game, could be a late night tonight. Dutch desperately need to get the ball to Robben
- vlaar -- the rich man's senderos
- Booooooooooriiiiing.
- Vlaar anyone?
- I'm liking this Janmaat fella. #7
- So that was a goal by Higuain. ...
- another one that got away
- *sigh* anyone seen a good movie lately?
- SHooooooooooooooot! 1111!!1
- Has there been a chance yet?
- "The flag was up I think, actually" says Andy Townsend, as the linesman is shown with his flag up.
- bring on ardiles
- that was like a bad europa league game
- Right, I 'be given this international football lark a chance and this is f**king dull. I'm off to
- Listen Redknapp you c**t, if the milk turns out to be sour...
- now van persie can't miss a pelanty
- Sabella is mad for taking off Perez and putting on a striker in his place. They've lost the midfield
- Hunter(laar) bites yer legs!
- Ronnie MOM here in Brazil
- Fecking hell. Jugtastic Dutch bint caught on camera. :notmanyofthosetothepound:
- there have been more mi**** crosses than actual crosses, i'd wager
- messi has been sub-par
- Just the 8 goals so far in the WC semi's
- Two great chances there for the Argies!
- Neeel-Neeel ... Neeel Neeeeellll!!!
- Missi
- Lets see if there is repeat with the Dutch goalie
- Ron Blah
- Yessssssss
- LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
- Yyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeesssssss!
- aaah poor robin
- YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
- Now putting a fortune on Germany winning it. Money if they do. Messi lifting it if not
- Phew
- will be a great Final - with all the old SS Guards coming out to support their teams
- Take that you cloggie cünts
- f**k you Van Persie, f**k you Robben, f**k you Krul
- Good.
- Fecking hell, they even made the penalty shootout dull.
- They should have brought that bellend on again
- So, does the superb Van Gaal take the credit for this shoddy ****?
- I wanted Germany V Holland. But f**k it
- back to the day job "van gaal" or should I say ….
- Holland will win the WC final on penalties too!
- f**k you 2 unlimited, f**k you Candy Dulfer, f**k you Piet Mondrian
- Well I got most of it wrong but got there in the end >
- Congratulations Germany on winning the World Cup - They deserve it!
- Think I broke a record tonight on betfair...
- Redcafe taking consolation from the fact that Van Gaal can start working now
- Tactical genius shot his load with substitutions
- FFS, can MO'N be any duller as a pundit. Rev IM Jolly sounds like he's on narcotics in comparison
- Got to have a bet on Argentina in the final....considering Germany are odds on to win it...
- Ian Darke is a hobbit! He's so cute!
- pretty pleased for this final. Can't get excited about the thought of van Persie
- If we're taking the Brazillians to task on their attire we have to mention Holland
- As our southern border burns, President Selfie McGlamourshot shoots pool
- Wasn't he the bore who kept going on about our new kit on here?
- Sorry but Semi Final of a World Cup and you send a centre half from Villa to take your first pen??
- THE FINAL.....Germany / Cyprus Gooner vs Argentina / Dutch Gooner
- I know little about US politics and wish to know less but this "fining" of foreign banks for
- van gaal didn't look like such a tactical genius when it comes to pens last night. Also I thought
- Froome: "Put me back on my bike, NOT!" Hate to be criticial but I think he showed a lack of cojones.
- Good girl imo
Call girl injected Google exec with heroin, drank wine, left him to die
- I've just bought a Vox amp.
- I read last night that Per, Özil, and Podolski won't return to Arsenal until
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- So will Ozil and Sanchez play either side of Giroud ?
- NO!!!! Don't do it Arsene!!!
- Do you think there will be any departures from the current team this summer?
- Would Sanchez be signing for us if we hadn't finished top four?
- Sanchez on his way Kind Regards, Your Best Mate Mickey Pearce
- Cant believe Air New Zealand ditching their in flight safety video! sexist? how its got blokes in it
- Huge milestone coming up.....Sunset's 20,000th post
- Luc Besson's new film Lucy has Scarlett Johanssen as a super-powered drug mule.
- I am getting bored of this. If we haven't signed anywon by 2pm Wenger out!
- The good thing about sanchez is that he’s nearly 26 so if he wants to get his big move to
- Offices. not only do we have a lunch thief. We have a bloke laughing to himself in that sort of
- Ears - BOUGH LIVES!!!
- Won't be long now before he's seen buying a Ginster's Brunch Bar at the Shell Garage on Upper St imo
- This may be a bit delusional but having watched Hollands piss poor, dullard show last night
- Regardless of the morality, you've got to admire this bloke's balls.
- Hey Monty! Without the FA Cup win you just sneered at, I believe we wouldn't be buying* Sanchez
- I'm doing an online quiz but stuck on a question.
- Berni - been meaning to ask you, I saw your post about the Germans
- What is one to make of a chap who has this as his LinkedIn picture?
- This 3rd place play off seems a complete waste.
- question - where would germ and arg have finished, on average, in past 10 premier leagues?
- berni and Sir C on a night out
- Dare I ask if anybody is attending the Emirates cup?
- Interesting stuff on the Man Shaft and their anthem, and why some players don't sing it
- Cook - a very good county bat, over-rated at test level
- ALISTAIR COOK IS f**kING c**t AND I WILL KILL HIM IF I EVER SEE HIM AGAIN.
- FA Cup at The Armoury tomorrow.....if anywon's interested?
- This I don't understand from van Gaal
- Slap Michael Gove
- This Global Warming lark isn't 100% negative
- Sanchez to be announced 9-10pm tonight imo
- Dee Lixon says both deals are done
- I will only believe it when its confirmed on Arsenal.com ====>
- "'e's a ****er" released by Barcelona. Would love to see him in the Premier League so Andy Gray
- It's official
- Well done Arsene. Made Le Grove look a c**t whilst signing a world class player
- This c**t is too right footed
Wenger out
- Sanchez ? f**k that wheres Debuchy ??
- Is the Kit Launch live on Arsenal Player ? If so What time is it ?
- Its official, fantastic, I may even go to a few matches next season - F*ck off all you doubters!
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- Fantastic news.
- I remember a few years ago people used to say we had to wait to win the CL qualifier before players
- ALEXIIIIIIIIIS SANCHEEEEEEZZZZZZZ
- ALEXEEEES. DEBOOOSHEE. SAMIEEE. REMIEEE
- Is the Sanchez Watt deal official?
- We've got Alexis, can you believe it!
- Good news.
- Apparently Dixon spoke with Le Boos and tweeted that we'll be signing Debuchy too
- I hope the players who gave stories to the press saying we need to spend money and strengthen don't
- I went to my doc and he told me I needed a heart op.*
- So I guess this means we *can* start sucking each others dicks
- What's this minecraft all about?
- Khedira want's to join us now. What the f**k is going on? That FA cup has worked wonders.
- Well the good news about Alexis is that it strengthens our hand in keeping hold of Miquel.
- just Alexis on the shirt then? Will be busy at The Armoury timora now!!!!
- Get the f**k in lads! Buzzing
OLE!
- Oh dear
- So bestest news of all...Alexis and I share the same brithday, as do my son and Theo.
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