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  1. If we do sign Balotelli I would like to draw your attention to this
  2. hehe I was wondering how long before we were linked with the Mexico keeper
  3. Led Zep - LOL!
  4. Sex lube olympics! (SFW)
  5. Thought the officials were excellent last night for the Brazil game
  6. cheers AWIMB
  7. Last night on RTE... hehe
  8. Huzzah, our fixture list for next season Read it
  9. if we dont buy some good player soon sumthing f**kin bad happen
  10. When you're a TV exec sitting in a room and planning your world cup coverage why the
  11. A worthy repost on the guy we should really sign... Di Maria Dogs
  12. The main World Cup highlights show here is called The Full Brazilian Frown
  13. Luis and Ears - Henry's official statement after he left:
  14. This Vermaelen swap deal. Is the idea to get rid of a defender who's lost his way and replace him
  15. So, did Australia look better than expected against Chile?
  16. Woy set to re jig the formation to get the best out of the granny shagger against Uruguay then ?
  17. EssexRoadWIMB
  18. This has just made me chuckle.......
  19. The British Government cock-a-hoop over nuclear deal with China. Bye bye the last British secret (if
  20. So,despite at least 9 replays the commentator and his wingnut co-pilot failed to realise
  21. You're all laughing at African defenders but your wives like their tackles.
  22. How come if you are waiting for a parcel or someone to look at your satellite dish etc
  23. Sobering thought for tomorrow's game.
  24. Curly>>>
  25. Good to see Wenger working hard on transfers between his TV punditry work in Brazil
  26. Big grin I like this new trend of telling you stuff you actually want to know on the tube...
  27. I've just remembered that fat yíd **** CY is dead Clap
  28. Fun fact of the day. Johan Djourou's brother is called Olivier .
  29. Ermmmm is anyone else struggling?
  30. Everton ITK claims Jagielka to Arsenal is likely.....
  31. This lethal injection problem in the states: could you not just give them a massive dose of skag and
  32. Rub chin Has Sweden never heard of catflaps?
  33. Pity Kevin Muscat retired. Be nice to see him tackling Van Rapist and Robben.
  34. Stupid bloody work, on a Dutch server, so can't find a stream of the match!
  35. What is this ****? I've f**king put Robben and Sneijder in Frown
  36. OH DEAR..........
  37. Oh ffs.
  38. Netherlands normally one of my favourites but please god not this time....
  39. f**k me hehe
  40. LOOOOOOL Jedi Bow
  41. Oranje BOOM!
  42. Insanity. How was that a deliberate handball?
  43. OH DEAR FIRST FIX OF THE TOURNAMENT,..
  44. Clark carlise ,****er , i have had to turn the f**king sound down
  45. booooo van bostonbrian ****er
  46. Come on you filthy c**t pick up a Red card
  47. i reckon defenders have to cut their f**king arms off in future
  48. World Cup reffing has always been controversial.
  49. I thought that a handball had to be intentional to earn a PK.
  50. Was in the audience for the recording of Mock the Week last night
  51. These big tough Aussies love to fall over, don't they?
  52. Sounds like Ronaldo's world cup is over, tbh after watching Portugal/Germany
  53. I saw that Luis Suarez interview last night on MotD.
  54. I'm off to the opera. Hopefully by the time the fat lady sings Spain will have been knocked out.
  55. Allende Adelante!
  56. Hola Santander we like to deposit mucho peseta in refamundos account gracias.
  57. Well done the Chilies Clap
  58. Dear Arsene please can I have Alexis Sanchez next season
  59. Spain have finished, they must get rid of all their great players of the past and rebuild with
  60. I told my son that Iker Casillas would be benched for this match - he should have been.
  61. So after a 6 year aberration, normal tournament service is being resumed by Spain
  62. Adios muthaf**kas Wave
  63. I hope AW doesn't have his eye on the Aussie keeper.
  64. So Chelsea have spent £30m on a player that can't get half a game for the first team to exit the WC?
  65. Surely Chelsea are pulling out the Costa deal
  66. Biscuits Clap
  67. How pitiful was Alonso
  68. Please state your age below. And no fibbing.
  69. They can't play tiki taka on such small areas when the Chileans run and work like mad men
  70. Might as well throw in the towel if Torres is your only hope.
  71. the BBC's Spain montage should be overplayed with the Verve's "Drugs don't work"
  72. hehe
  73. Vincente del gone
  74. Santi coming on to save Spain....
  75. And STILL the play the ball out when someone fakes an injury Shake head
  76. The rythm's gone. Looks like the spainians haven't trained together.
  77. Seeing as I'm clearly now going to win the awimb sweep, will it be considered
  78. Dutch and Chileans through then.... should be a decent final game even though both through
  79. The best in Europe but not in the world anymore.
  80. Do Spain go straight home or stay for the third game?
  81. Think I'd rather have Andy Carroll than Torrres. Absolutely awful.
  82. Spain doing a Nadal. From untouchable to total shambles in the space of weeks.
  83. Does each team play each other once or twice in the qualifier rounds?
  84. Busquets with a Gervinho-esque miss hehe
  85. Clound Nine
  86. Sounds like Liverpool fans are there to watch Chile based on what Jug Ears just said Hide
  87. Worst week of Cesc's life.. signs for the Chavs and now out the WC in 1st week
  88. Slightly amusing
  89. FFS!
  90. Diego Costa's been made to look like a right mug, hasn't he?
  91. Excellent day. Good football and I have my Les Paul Clound Nine
  92. Can you imagine Sanchez on the left and Theo on the right? Clound Nine
  93. At least Santi can have a nice summer break before the new season...
  94. this could have far reaching consquences.... catalunya and Basque country may push for independence
  95. Wave Alex
  96. Alex Song. Wave
  97. hehe Wave ****er
  98. Elbowed the dude in the back......
  99. HRVATSKA!! GOLAZOOOOOOOOOO
  100. What a bonkers thing to even think about doing, what was Bilong thinking?
  101. We play away after each of the first 5 champions league games (if we qualify)
  102. half expecting ITV to mention Wenger and Arsenal's "terrible red card record"
  103. Poor keeping by Mr T there.
  104. If Cameroon beat Brazil (unikely as that seems) a draw between Mexico and Croatia puts Brazil out.
  105. a closer look at the incident for those who missed it .....
  106. cameroon players ****ting each other now.
  107. Back home, the Croatian fans celebrate
  108. we've got ossie ardiles doing analysis over here on irish telly.
  109. G'wan Crabman. Fight
  110. Some Spanish thingy says we've made an offer for Sanchez Clound Nine
  111. Vermaelen & Cazorla have both asked to leave this summer
  112. That Mr T is a **** goalie
  113. mrt <- AWIMBers please note a smiley is provided for the Cameroon keeper.
  114. balotelli and Giroud...
  115. This is brilliant hehe
  116. what the f**k was Song thinking exactly ? I assume he just wanted to come off and f**k off home
  117. They dropped Xavi?
  118. Look at this dive at 4:19
  119. No complaints about the Sau Paulo weather for tonight, a very English 14C and rain Smile
  120. Rich's XI for tonight.
  121. Ian Wright's family robbed at knifepoint?
  122. When will the Community shield tickets go on sale?......
  123. Wd the plucky Australians
  124. The one thing I have noticed about the games at Manaus
  125. "The newest registered user is Berni and Sir C have 'killed' AWIMB" hehe
  126. Poll: Who scores highest in the combined brilliant player /unlikeable attitude contest?
  127. worst cover song of all time?
  128. Rooney getting ready for tonight
  129. You guys see this?
  130. WD tesco for my lunch today imo tandoori chicken wholemeal ftabreadwith pommegranete yogurt dressing
  131. Awimbers missing in action.
  132. Clearly missed a headline here.......
  133. Anyone know what type of duck this is ?
  134. wd Dr Neg. Anyone need any medical/drugs advice?
  135. Clound Nine
  136. According to a twitter source, the board are currently meeting at The Emirates
  137. I know this is unbecoming of a footballing spiritual leader like myself
  138. When I said that Nederland wouldn't get out of their group I obviously meant Spain.
  139. "Every time he touches the ball, the ball smiles."
  140. Smile
  141. FIFA's Castrol player performance rankings
  142. When Should Your Driverless Car From Google Be Allowed To Kill You?
  143. Anybody have the solution?
  144. Oof, the vendor of the flat we're buying has gone bat-**** mental because
  145. THERE HAS BEEN NO FOOTBALL FOR HOURS NOW I WANT FOOTBALL furious
  146. I miss gerviniho & it is all your fault for hounding him out we would have
  147. HUZZAH! The 11 O'clock game is the Jappers v The bubbles.Sleep,beautiful sleep.
  148. The new King of Spain doesn't even have the word '****' in his name. Disappointing imo. Frown
  149. Trying to find a job at some of these big companies is very tricky. The job titles are so whacky
  150. I enjoy Mark Lawrenson's absolute disdain for everything.
  151. Pat hows the Les Paul?
  152. Has the SFC signed Aurier yet?
  153. Oh ****, it's Hansen. I thought he'd gone forever. Frown
  154. I have an idea for publishing a book called The Best of Awimb. It would be a single thin sheet of
  155. Who remembers this? Awful
  156. This Kalou geezer looks good. Why haven't we been linked with him?
  157. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLL L
  158. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLL L
  159. I think the title for your optimal role is Cathartic Share-time Specliast
  160. and they're missing players.....
  161. You magnificent alien heeded bostonbrian. Bow
  162. That Gervinho is magnificent! Can we sign him? Or would it kill Wellington and Galindo?
  163. And that is the end of Africa's challenge in this year's world cup.
  164. Serge Aurier is f**king ****
  165. That Gerviniho fella looks good. we should sign him
  166. motherf******* he missed vs Bradford and then does that?????
  167. that Mark Lawrenson is alright isn't he ?
  168. **** refereeing out there.
  169. Colombian suffering from shingles. Big mistake. Got a feeling IC still have something left.
  170. In the event of England sneaking through, who fancies them against Colombia?
  171. New SIMB!
  172. oh ffs back to itv.. i miss lawrenson alreadt hehe have dixon and poyet got aids ?
  173. OK, Colombia is my latest team, I like them!
  174. Yikes Interesting to see Rooney 'age' as the WC goes on and the botox starts to wear off...
  175. Music Pressure Drop..........
  176. Is Bostonbrian going to be on here being a c**t during the England game?
  177. Uruguayan anthem sounds like a throw away Rossini overture. Bring on The Silken Ladder.
  178. The Uruguay anthem sounds like the overture from The Marriage of Figaro.
  179. Thanks to the A/C inventors Bow Almost 10 at night & it's 27C/81F with 80% humidity down here...
  180. Now i am no fan of rooney but why dont the media just f**k off and leave him alone?
  181. Wotever you do England just stay in the tournament, I'm really looking forward to 5pm next Tuesday,
  182. lets hope that gerbil faced cnut stays quiet for next few hours
  183. I cant help laughing when I see Ed Milliband on tele
  184. Music
  185. missus says something about a Brazilian, if we win. Wot's that about? Shrug
  186. Hope our defense knows which knee needs the attention.
  187. What happened to the england drummer and trumpet Muppet ?
  188. moving sterling out wide seems to have killed his desire to run at them a bit
  189. Glen Johnson always looks faintly puzzled. I am always faintly puzzled when he's picked.
  190. That should have been a 2nd yellow
  191. Rooney off please.
  192. How is that not a yellow card? f**king hell
  193. Shrek
  194. Disgraceful cheating ref.
  195. "He's got his hand up, in and around Sturridge's throat"
  196. Ibra in da house Bow
  197. If it wasn't for that dodgy syrup we'd be 1 up
  198. Anyone else totally underwhelmed by Baines Shrug
  199. Ref looks like Monk
  200. OK, who knows the National Anthem lyrics (apart from God save the Queen bit hehe )
  201. Bollox. Quality break and ball from Cavani
  202. god damn him
  203. boston bostonbrian should be along soon then ?
  204. Jack and Ox home early Clound Nine
  205. **** defending there. Ball watching again.
  206. c**t can't even take a c**ting corner now
  207. Not to send off Godin now looks even graver.
  208. :rickielamberttime: looooooooooool
  209. I can understand the commentators being patriotic but they have to be careful not to be biased!
  210. I'm glad that this is a great tournament, the sooner I don't have to worry 'bout Engulund, the
  211. How does Henderson get into the team but not fkin Ramsey Bang head
  212. This game is far from over!
  213. If Cahill really is the best English centre-half they've got a problem.
  214. Get the big man Ricky on the pitch ASAP
  215. The decision not to pick Bobby Zamora looks like backfiring.
  216. Its Wilsheretime Bow Bow this is made for jack
  217. Christ so many fecking advert breaks on ESPN coverage
  218. Time for Emile Heskey to come on
  219. Believe in better.
  220. rooney in middle has killed us, sterling and wellbeck now just passengers
  221. Oh PSRB, what was your man doing?
  222. get phil jones and james milner on asap!
  223. hehe
  224. Uruguay have press the ball much better than England have.
  225. Uruguay time wasting already. This is gonna annoy some people.
  226. Goal Line Technology Clap
  227. f**king shambles hehe
  228. Former Arsenal player John Jensen: "If England don't come out in this second half and score a goal,
  229. Oooof, Muslera's knee just shook
  230. Poor finishing from Cavani & Rooney, cracking game though
  231. Only 40 more minutes of.......
  232. WTF where are Carrick and Crouch when we need them?
  233. don't want to wait longer to bring on Barkley Woy! Fkin morwon
  234. Jagielka looks out of his depth. Henderson ineffective. Get someone else on is in his place.
  235. Illegal knee to downed opponent
  236. Let him back on Clap dude is still in cuckoo land
  237. England should start wasting time now imo.
  238. Hendo and Gerrard are so bad I'd take them both off and just bring on Wheelchair
  239. f**k me should be rooney off
  240. Our crosses are dreadful. Welbeck should come off, Henderson too.
  241. I'd bring on Wilsher, Lampard and Lambert in one fell swoop.
  242. Wooney's not as good ax back-heels in the box as Olly G is.
  243. Costa Rica will beat this mob and qualify.
  244. woy has lost his marbles - last seen wandering aroud saying
  245. Only 20 more minutes of......see earlier post below
  246. This is f**king dreadful
  247. This could be the pube-haired one's last world cup.
  248. And English man with a Spanish surname. That seems a winning formula
  249. love him! like a boxer!
  250. GOLAZOOOOOOOO