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Important decision.
Have we discussed Preity Zinta as yet....lovely milf IMO
Earlier on, I posted a comment on Polly Toynbee's Guardian article and she responded to it herself.
chesney is at mass general hospital..... rip.
Take the piss out of depression to Stan Collymore and he bites quicker
Vermaelen, staying, being re-purposed as a DM, or being flogged on the cheap?
Has anyone here downloaded the World Cup fixtures on MS Outlook calendar with English times KO?
Joey Barton and Pires Morgan on question time next week. Should be funny.
Potted crab with chili on crackers rocks!
I refuse to believe that David Luiz will join PSG for the reported ¤50m, anything over ¤25 is a
It looks like the ! is the the replacement for modd's ,
Incredible. I post a new topic about weirdness and it appears within Mc Weirds thread!
Soylent Green! Heston was right!
So, should TV5 continue as team captain next season?
It has been exactly 6 days since Arsenal last won a trophy
Lampard and Eto’o released by Chelsea
Lib Dems have lost Portsmouth!!!
Aneke, Park and Bendtner all released today so hopefully at least 2 top forwards to come! Remy?
I was impressed to read an article on Baines and Hodgson discussing serious works of literature.
Good news! Evra signs one year extension.
Re Djourou ==>
Id take Lampard on a free over Cesc
Carwimb BMW 3 series coupe v Audi A5 coupe what gets your vote?
I love watching this, ups and downs, our season in 15 minutes
Lady G, older A5's did have reputation as issue-laden. But, much better looking than the BMW
Anyway its my bedtime
I wouldn't be worried about a striker at all if I knew Theo would stay fit all season
Speroni available on a free! Decent cover for Chesney?
My Amex has arrived time to order my Les Paul merry Christmas
Toon Get regally funked.
Chamakh is available on a free. First top,top player in?
Playing With knives
This better not be it Awimb, I started drinking again at 11 off the back of this place!
Alex McCarthy also as our number 2 keeper
When I'm Alone ..............
Micah Richards in talks with Arsenal
Ain't no doubt
I'm With You ......
Just had a massive breakthrough with my driver at the practice range
Max Rushden called Ashley Williams "Arsenal's Ashley Williams"
So whats going on with this Luiz deal??? so chelsea get 40m , why dont PSG care about FFP
I'm so happy Atletico are in the CL final and have won the Spanish league
Come on the rams
Spent a fortune in the pub yesterday>
Hooray for those Ram fellows.
Come on the rams!
C'mon the RAMS
Rosberg is a cùnt. If it wasn't deliberate, why would he be so f**king smug about it?
Looks like Almunia has been told to sling his hook.
Hope them Rams stick it up Harry's harris.
ten men........finish derby...kill this won off...
Bloody long dying scene.
Fücking jammy cünts
Tribalism apart, another advantage to QPR not winning is not having to play the dirty Karl Henry.
LOOOOOOOL. F**king useless midland cvnts.
Their owner just broke even
Shades of Cardiff 2005.
The Play Offs are actually complete bollox as a concept
Nice little earner for Frank, Rio and Ashley.
Betwimb. Both teams to score AM 15-2, Real 4-1 on the win seems good odds to me
Always had a soft spot for QPR
Oh ffs QPR got promoted :baghead:
Someone'll get a good seeing to off Trixie tonight. She loves The Hoops nearly as much as Arsenal
Did Murinho really say this?
El Cid battle scene just commencing on BBCTwo hd. No cgi on this won. 7,000 extras.
Yet another mass shooting in the States ...........
"Zander Diamond cool on Arsenal move, would prefer staying put to win trophies."
clubby: labour have lost all their seats
Jesus wept. just watched the QPR v Derby match, biggest robbery since the train one :mugged: imo
Jonny
We are being linked with a heap of players who are not of sufficient standard
That clip of Ronaldo warming up.....looks pumped....shouting at the Real players
ooh the European Cup Final tonight. No doubt I'll be the only c**t cheering Real on?
Anyone not supporting Atletico tonight is a scum sucking ****er that should run along and support
Klinsmann cuts Donovan. US World Cup team is doomed I tell ya. What is this guy thinking?
This game might just come down to who scores the most goals
Oh dear. Casillas.
Sergio Ramos is a bit thick, innit? That's why he gets all these bookings.
loooooooooooooooool.
Friedel is transitioning from his English accent to Americano.
Was gonna say what good game this is. I'll now say, this is a GREAT game. Fab gear.
If Atletico manage to hold on to this lead and avoid conceding then they'll stand a great chance of
Sorry if this is a
Card index now at 30 pts. Getting there
Keane, "that is not a headbutt". What a ****.
So this would be like The Mighty Arsenal v. Spurs
Growing a beard really doesn't make you a better soccer player.
Rooney in the same ad as Messi and Ronaldo. I pissed myself.
Pressure.
Rolando whiffed!
Bale.
Jesus wept Bale
Bale choking. ...
Clearly bale will score in a minute
Benzema has been pitiful. By god we better not sign him
Double Bale choke. I think I just named a cocktail.
!!!!!!!!!!! $!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Real's cup now
Another 30 mins f**king goal machine that boy.
Oh well, roll on the next 30.
Dirty *******s.
I'm f**king sick and tired of seeing f**king Xavi Alonso in the stands.
Hope they don't win....Simeone will be Mourinho II
I'd take this French Chesney guy over Casillas in a shootout.
Let's not go with the script guys.
My cousin and his son are there, I can only imagine their relief when Ramos scored
Football > Everything else in life
YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Would have been a disaster for Arsene had Alectico won so sighs around wenger towers I sense
We were in for Morata at one point weren't we?
Why is that cünt Kim Kardashian plastered all over the Daily Mail every single day without fail
The intensity drops in every extra time... Yeah right Chiles. Last week we scored one, hiot the bar
Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon key
Just renewed my Red Membership. Whoop Whoop!
that's what 100m buys u
Monkey Magic!
you couldnt make it up - you monkey *******
Spuuuuuuurssss have scored....£80m and you f**ked it up
Di Maria showing why Ancelotti chose to get rid of Ozil
When that curly haired AM koont missed it in the middle I knew it would be bad. AM had a chance to
No legs on the Atletico fellas now.
****ing curly haired coont stuck it over now,. Who is he
Choke on that you mocking c+nts
Oi Townsend. A bit early for the champagne. ****.
So in Sperzworld, I guess this means they won Big Cup.
CHAMPIONS OF EUROPPEEEEEEEE. marceloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
la decimá
Good goal keeping
di Maria, man of the match ... we were linked with him before mesut last summer i think!
Atletico look so pathetic now....been found out big time....
oh c**t got his pelanty so he can score a goal now
RONALDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOO
Athletico decima-ted imo
Falangists. Farragists. They're all ****ing kaants. Franco from beyond the grave.
****e day of football imo
Simeone is a f**king mentalist
Wd Simone passion
the Ref has lost this one good and proper
Grimandi should have reffed this game!!
Diego showing a bit of "passion" there.
Ozil
Drives me mental when managers run on the pitch.
Ronaldo's celebration after scoring a 4-1 penalty in the 120th minute
How many f**king times does Tyler have to mention '99. ****
just imagine if we had a manager with the football intelligence to sign Bale when having the chance
Let's all have an Isco
Atletico still league champs - harder to win than this lottery competition
May 2014 a month all 5pur2 supporters wish to forget
Rolando is a gay god for the ages!
Sickening for Alectico but sigh of relief for Arsene who can now bag £24m
On the plus side, this consolidates Mourinho's failed venture in Madrid colors
Simeone might have psychopathic tendencies, but... The Grimster was/is a bigger nutter
Sourness saying simieone should have showed class, let himself down..
The weird thing about Diego Simeone's hair....
Ramsey and Bale with winning Cup Goals....Wales got to be a max bet for the World Cup imo
Simeone to Chelsea???
Happy for Bale
Why have you lot all forgotten Santi. Whever you imagine our mf with Cesc back, it's Rambo, Ozzy,
This thread is for all the ****s who for some reason feel this is an occasion to slag off the
How can a game so beautiful attract the c**tiest of c**ts like Ronaldo?
I sense something of a febrile atmosphere on here tonight
Ancelotti goes from being toast to getting a table at any restaurant he wants in Madrid
Michael Dawson
All AW has to do is to sign 2 players like Ronaldo & Bale. Problem solved. heh heh!
How much longer does Irina Fake have to stay with Ronaldo until her contract finishes...
Thank God, Soccerball is finally OVER!!
Happy for Bale, happy for Real, poor Atletico ran out of steam. ****ty game, football won. just.
"Football won". Financial doping won. Corruption won. Political interference won.
The PL retained list.....
Wait hang one....dude shot everyone because he wasn't getting laid :o
Memorial weekend war movies
Bloody hell. I was about to post up a piece about how deeply disgusting Ronaldo was when I see
Wd Arseblog 'the equivalent of cold-clocking a child and dancing around as if you’ve just
Tee hee
So, is 'cellar door' as often pointed out the most beautiful phrase or word in the English language?
IPL
Any of you see anything sexual in this pic or is it my wild imagination?
Turns out that silly tennis player Wozniacki was keeping Rory off his game after all
Arsenal Ladies bottom (of the table) after three games! AKERS OUT!!!
As Shakespeare would say about the Kanye Kim wedding: Much ado about nothing.
In Scotland Scotland has scored for Hamilton. Hamilton
all mixed up
Scott and Dufner battling it out in sudden death
Black Beauty
What a finish in the Indy 500 today...cars actually passing each other
Come on the O's. 45 mins to promotion
Confession. Still on a FA Cup high
I say, old chaps, how did the UKIPpers get on the other day?
5.3% of Swedes voted for the Feminist Initiative party
Should Arsene be 'eyeing Welbz'?
"Godzilla, Popeye & The Shard rolled into one terrifying package."
"Get orf ya farkin arse"
Happy 25th Anniversary to all Arsenal fans, the best moment in English football history, ever!
Bearing in mind how understanding everyone here is on big paydays and so forth I assume your wives,
since eating 3 or 4 bananas and 6 eggs per day ive been masturbating morning, noon and night
Ronaldo comment on Football365 ........
Fabregas is not worth more now than he was when he left.
Seems like the fella at Southampton will be the new Tottenham manager.
Cod army!!!*
Out of contract...don't worry....the old man will take care of things.....
I understand the only issue on the Fabregas deal is him wanting Per's number 4
Anyone else having problems renewing their ST? The website doesn't seem to work.
ive made up a new recipe. Banana Fritter
A great day and a sad day
Fleetwood promoted to the 1st Division, that is 6 promotions in 10 years apparently, incredible!
If there is a time to watch Fever Pitch it must be tonight at 10, isn't it? OK, I will!
A truly joyous and splendid moment
When a player says 'it’s the time for a new challenge' you know its all about bloody money
Pochettino is going to Spuds. Decent hire, but more potential than qualified, so a gamble on their
Some tears here...
ive reported myself to the moderators dudes feel bad
Good afternoon fellas ....it's a swell day here in Massachusetts to be sure
You ignorant Brits! Just let Jack do his job!
15m for a back up goal keeper :o
Fracking hate Monday mornings.
Beautiful day for our Thames Path walk today and
Charles Bronson yíd **** (and yes I would say that to his face)
We haven't spent any fahking money yet, have we?
and so it begins
New phone wimb...S3 needs to go soon - any suggestions? New Xperia looks nice
I know it's sad but I love using my Amex Platinum card in shops
The reality is that, at least in London and the Home Counties, there are simply far too
Bit slow on here today.
Monty, you were indeed correct, much as it pains me to say it
Brendan O'Neill on UKIP
This weather does my head in. Don't want to go out, don't want to exercise, don't want to work.
Panic stations?
If Blair believes Farage has weapons of mass desctruction it could get nasty.
Blair thinks UKIP is "unpleasant and nasty", well he's an expert.
Renewing Season Tickets
Charles Bronson coats himself in BUTTER and attacks 12 prison warders - because Arsenal won FA Cup
Changing topic then: favourite non-protagonist Dickens character?
La liga watchers. What's this Griezman like and how did he compare to Vela last season?
Yaya Toures agent
Petrol stations?
Power stations?
Powling stations?
Pulis Stations?
Cruss stations
Kroos Station
modd station,s
I would be surprised if there was a formal announcement about Wenger's contract renewal
Work Stations
Charging Stations, Bus Stations, Train Stations, Tube Stations, Gestations
Balotelli is coming ITK
Jesusswept