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  1. Yee-Haaa!
  2. At various points on Saturday, I had berated Ramsey for his constant shooting, Giroud for constantly
  3. Those who think Milner is a good buy. He's moving to start games so who do you suggest is dropped?
  4. A writer in The Times said that only two Arsenal players would significantly improve the squad
  5. It's been so long since our last trophy that my cup final ticket framers have ceased trading. Boo!
  6. This engraving the cup before the final whistle. I assume they were just engraving the teams of the
  7. Could this be the first time Piers Morgan is applauded on awimb?
  8. We should do this with Bergkamp
  9. Can I be miserable yet? Or do I need to wait a day or two?
  10. Why is Defoe bleating on about not being selected for England?
  11. Pssst, Sir C, in here
  12. Most important thing about yesterday. The breaking of the sticky curse :now:
  13. "Fourth is a better trophy than this scrappy FA Cup Final" Myles Palmer hehe Cla</a></li> <li> <a href=Myles Palmer has outdone himself today, what an idiot! Shake head He does
  14. Who do I have to blow around here to get one of those custom :gimmicks: underneath my user name?
  15. Clound Nine
  16. For the record,I was fantastically pissed on Saturday evening
  17. I felt more gutted about not going to the parade yesterday than I did about giving
  18. :moddwatch: Day 13 – "Fears are mounting over the intentions of greatly misunderstood Awimber..."
  19. Evo Morales Bow
  20. Kings XI Punjab IPL....I might be wrong but wasn't the original owner a massive Arsenal fan
  21. Thon poem read by Omaha Sheriff was ace imo
  22. I was surprised that everyone was so convinced about Aaron as motm (not that it matters)
  23. Van Gaal was sacked by Barca leaving them 3 points above relegation and lead Holland to zero points
  24. here's hoping Pardew picks a touchline fight with van Gaal
  25. The youth of today
  26. Rub chin Awimb's Dirty Secret
  27. So Van Gaal is now official, will be interesting to see what season they have
  28. AWIMB "ERROR: Post flood triggered. Please try again in 13 seconds". Remarkably precise!!
  29. Have we given Yaya props for Saturday....
  30. Wenger? Henry? Adams? Bergkamp? Nah. There is one true Arsenal legend.
  31. So to bring back the gloom, with Barca open to offers for Cesc, if Van Gaal takes him to united....
  32. after 9 years of plenty came 9 years of drought < something biblical about our fate
  33. Right,with the World Cup almost upon us I propose
  34. Matty who?
  35. fiorentina v torino looks a good game on BT now
  36. And don't think I've not seen that display below, bloody forfahtoos
  37. does gunnersaurus have to change boot sponsor next season to puma?
  38. Can Wilshere and Ramsey be our midfield pair in our new 442?
  39. Just went to have a read of the Online Gooner.....
  40. Any takers for Sucks Fartygas to return to Arsenal from Barca?
  41. Respect to Giggs for a phenomenal career, some incredible football, a fantastic open goal
  42. Possible champions league qualifying opponents aren't too scary,
  43. Floyd.....
  44. 2 things AWIMB- I still feel **** from Saturday's boozing, Talk Talk are c**ts
  45. As a counterpoint to the piece Ashberto was referring to below
  46. Just in case anyone was thinking of trying the Bergkamp Wonderland podcast - don't bother.
  47. You have to feel this Telegraph journalist slightly missed the point
  48. Playing around on spotify, I found out that
  49. Sagna signs for City at £140,000 per week.
  50. I'm roaring with laughter here
  51. Van Persie was just a nice boy who reluctantly left Arsenal because he wanted to win trophies wasn't
  52. Not only do you die, but you get victimized by a horrible offside decision Yikes
  53. Really interesting Sky Sports programme with Pierluigi Collina
  54. Wembley tunnel cam...poor gunnersaurus getting shushed at the end Smile
  55. A player I've rated for a while and think he'll go a long way
  56. A player I've rated for a while and think he'll go a long way
  57. Do we not play more of a 2-3-1-3-1 formation?
  58. Cup Final Geotagged Tweets
  59. Remember the ****s who said it was jinxing to say we would win the Cup? You were fcuking wrong!
  60. hehe I know there are some bitter fans out there but this one really takes the biscuit
  61. Yikes Paint him green, stick a tail on him and it's Gunnersaurus...
  62. Thanks Fash.
  63. How long do we give the new chap at Manchester United then?
  64. Sanogo will develop into a top class player. That's all
  65. Ashley Cole's leaving Chelsea.
  66. Has the transfer window creaked open yet?
  67. Reports that Sagna has agreed a 140k p/w deal to join Citeh. Hope he doesn't pick up any injuries...
  68. Is it me or is Yaya Toure a wee bit mental?
  69. BREAKING NEWS. Awimb Exclusive. I don't want to reveal any personal stuff but Awimb must see this
  70. hehe f**king hell.
  71. Harrodsburg £1.65 per cherry....do people know there's a M&S a short walk away?
  72. These poor footballers Cry
  73. Bunnell's definitive Arsenal Goals & Assists chart 2013/2014
  74. Pat your maths is ****. 99 goals 82 assists you mug.
  75. Here we go hehe Twitter saying that we've made an official bid for
  76. Agents have no shame. We're being linked with real dross. Anyone checked on the hew Spanish supersta
  77. So Wenger's comment after the game about wanting to see what happened before signing a contract
  78. Apparently RvP nearly came back. Then Moyes got sacked.... Read it
  79. It's like shooting fish in a barrel but this review of Coldplay's new album is ace:
  80. If we sign Aurier and Sagna doesn't fcuk off it will kill Jenks.
  81. Bang head This is torture... when does the season start?
  82. Is there an Emirates cup this year?
  83. This looks quite good even if it is set up north
  84. Who'd have thought three years ago that we'd be saying we've no room
  85. Is that scotch pisshead still on Talksport?
  86. So ... who got banned in the latest cull? Herbert Chapman? Haven't seen him in a while
  87. ALTERNATE REALITY AWIMB
  88. ****er Mourinho bites back...
  89. Any Electricians around???
  90. Hang on a sec - this is clearly a made up person
  91. So is StrongInTheArm back then? Sherlock
  92. Season 3 of Braquo has started! Clound Nine
  93. The big question we're left with after last nights Game of Thrones is.....
  94. Am I the only one following Mad Men through to the bitter end?
  95. How come after Saturday no-one's taken the piss out of me for saying Cazorla can't shoot?
  96. I foundsomeone's driving licence on my way into work this morning.
  97. The Questionnaire. *Edited*
  98. When will we win our next trophy?
  99. Why does he insist on doing it? Frown
  100. Do not be surprised if Arteta leaves this summer.
  101. Code Monty hehe
  102. Adultwork lol
  103. I assume David Dein is with Orange
  104. Is it possible to buy decent gazpacho from a supermarket here?
  105. Oi la, does Podolski start for the man shaft?
  106. Poll for UK taxpayers only.
  107. Any chaps here use a projector for their home cinema experience? Opinions/suggestions please.
  108. Hmmm. Wonder what made these two stick out like a bulldog's *******s in rural Devon?
  109. Clap
  110. Is he looking for a job at Arsenal?
  111. Great photo imo - good thing Gibbs' miss wasn't decisive.
  112. Any friendly Sky people with spare friends and family codes about?
  113. The thugs defending the political class laying the law on the streets of Croydon. Democracy at work?
  114. Can anyone find a better photo of the winner than this one?
  115. Americam spelling of splendour and made his first ever post on american time...Chief?
  116. Are there any good, non-European cheeses? Obviously, I'm ruling America out. Mexico?
  117. f**k me, the splendor of antigone is my new favourite poster
  118. Hmmmmmm... Rub chin
  119. I am currently in the process of watching a movie on TV called 'Ninja Cheerleaders'
  120. Forget all this talk of verbose new posters, J5 have reformed! And their new song is rather good!!
  121. Happy birthday Yaya Toure ....please come to Arsenal, we have great cakes
  122. I went to see this Bad Neighbours movie last night. Not my usual type of thing.
  123. Does anybody know a good route planner that takes into account what time of day you want to travel
  124. Price Charles is a big eared nosey stupid twunt..bit rich that an unelected undemocratic inbred
  125. Anyone watch Have I Got News For You last week? That Tory MP Jacob Rees-Mogg was
  126. I've now decided there is room for Cesc.
  127. Maybe Noah but the Wozzilroy fairytale is over....Rory's dropped her after the wedding invites
  128. hehe One of those Guardian things that makes you check whether it's April 1st.
  129. I need to do some soldering. But I haven't soldered anything since secondary school.
  130. I don't normally like the BBC's "Imagine" documentaries, but this on Brazil was absolutely fantastic
  131. Salutations my Internet Brethren and Sistren.
  132. Can't believe nobody reacted to my Sec of Sate post ,stunningly stupid people,politicians
  133. Have you ever seen a picture of a boxer with a member of the public, where the boxer doesn't have
  134. So what do we need on the assumption that Fab & Sagna are off?
  135. Puke
  136. Why are socialists so weird?
  137. I know I am a plastic nowerdays.... how long have some of our players been wearing different
  138. I like this idea
  139. change your eBay passwords Read it
  140. Engurland 16/1 to be top European team at world cup, half a chance I reckon
  141. So am I the only won with an AWIMB tattoo?
  142. The south east of this country is just too crowded. Send them home, I say!
  143. How macho..just ordered myself a soldering iron...I feel very old, male but old
  144. Cesc
  145. Here's one for the Borges fans among you: Ray Winstone to star as Funes the Memorious.
  146. TM63 was England U17 right back in the Euros final tonight when they beat the Dutchers on pens.
  147. To detract slightly from the topic of bloody stool, have you guys watched 'Idi i smotri'
  148. you know when you wipe you arse and then look at how much poo is on the tissue?
  149. Some Chinese top brass recently explained Japan should realise China is stronger because they have
  150. Awimb 10 years ago Indifferent >>>>
  151. Wellington really lighting up Spanish football. He was instrumental in Murcia's recent 4-0 defeat
  152. Evening awimb...anything new or exciting going on today?
  153. Has your awimb 'handle' changed since you first joined?
  154. I see George has finally given in and consented to take Culture Club back on tour.
  155. Suarez more than likely out of the World Cup, having keyhole surgery today
  156. Rory Mcilroy ****er or Lad! ?
  157. An office meltdown is the best way to start the day
  158. Fair to say, this chap has a point........
  159. Blimey - and we think poor Arsene has a hard time
  160. @Rich. What went wrong? Frown
  161. bettingwimb World Cup
  162. VOTE UKIP!!!
  163. Manchester United need "five or six" new players to challenge in the Premier League says club legend
  164. L'Equipe saying Sagna has agreed a contract with City ****er
  165. PurchaseWimb. What indulgent purchases do you have lined up for yourself?
  166. Monty what is the approximate cost of this 3 bedroom in London?
  167. Greyhound Inn, my pub of the week at the beautiful village of Stockbridge
  168. Anyone tried slimming world? Hide
  169. Yikes Jesus wept, what a thunderstorm we are having suddenly!
  170. talking of Public Enemy
  171. So should we be offering Sagna £120k a week?
  172. I am sitting between somebody (old) who has key tones on their phone and a posh south african lady
  173. hehe
  174. Bang head Bang head Why is it only our ex-players the media drag out to slag off
  175. Useless Essex *******
  176. Why is Hollywood telling us this story again so soon?!
  177. Would any of you be against Vela coming back? He obviously feels there is a chance
  178. Good Lord!
  179. Moyes gets offensive, for once......
  180. Two former cricketers will be charged with match fixing offences Rub chin
  181. Seriously though: if Ozil is undisputed #10, and Rambo undisputed box-to-box, where do you put Cesc
  182. How come Goofy owns Pluto? Is this slavery?
  183. Rub chin Arsenal & cricket...
  184. So I have earmarked Henry's 50 definitive fixtures - any suggestions I may not have considered?
  185. If we sign Toure and Fabregas we should go 4-6-0. We'd boss the midfield whoever we
  186. I won't be buying Monty's book. It sounds rubbish and c**ty.
  187. England's WC squad numbers, shame Lampard got 8 otherwise 1-11 would start
  188. FA Cup Mini Movie
  189. Should I include the newcastle game in which henry went bat-**** mental at Graham poll?
  190. Wish me luck!
  191. Does anyone know why we didn't take part in the 1971 Charity Shield? Wiki says Leicester vs Livpool
  192. Do all Sri Lankan bowlers have dubious actions?
  193. I have five whole English pounds burning a hole in my pocket.
  194. Balls.
  195. What is this Cesc hysteria that's gripped you all? You want a midfield of midgets? Alan Hansen
  196. Our star performers this season in order
  197. Sagna, Bendtner, Flappy, Kallstrom off the payroll. Is Flamini staying? When is Arteta up?
  198. What a beautiful film, 15 minutes of Arsenal's season, both ups and downs, love it!
  199. Ramsey needs your vote for Fans Player of the Year
  200. I am petrified Arsene is going to allow his feelings for Cesc to sway him into re signing him
  201. And now Liam Brady Bow is on 'Life's a Pitch' on BTS1
  202. It would be very weird indeed to see both Fabregas and Flamini start a game for arsenal next season.
  203. Indifferent My word. FIFA: The Movie.
  204. What's awimb having for lunch? It's only Hibiscus for me.
  205. What a magnificent moment as I put my cross next to UKIP and dropped the slip into the ballot box
  206. PL Legends - TA6 now on SS2 Bow
  207. Ozil at 3:32 hehe Clap
  208. attention Old WIMB
  209. this is nice
  210. Awwwww Smile ....
  211. Well said Liam Brady!
  212. Here's my squad....
  213. Hleb was toilet. Flattered to deceive. Right bag o' ****. Proper pony. Not worthy.
  214. Yikes £150k / w? 'Man City edge closer to £150,000-a-week, three-year Bacary Sagna deal'
  215. Lib Dems, blah, blah, couldn't give a ****, blah, blah. Think I will watch Duck Dynasty, it's less
  216. For the night that is in it .................
  217. I would definitely take Vela back. No brainer.
  218. Don't seem like progress if Vela and Fabregas are the only players on the horizon?
  219. What's wrong with pic? Sunglasses IMO
  220. .
  221. Sorry Snin but compared to the likes of Mandleson and the other c*nts who have just milked it for so
  222. Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger is ready to re-sign former captain Cesc Fabregas, 27, from Barcelona, thr
  223. UKIP!!!
  224. Cesc, Vela, Ramsey, Flamini, Gibbs, Walcott Clound Nine
  225. Anyway how will a buyback clause be implemented if somone stumps up more monet for a player.
  226. Kroos to Manyoo, you say?
  227. £50m for David Luiz!!! Yikes PSG clearly don't care at all
  228. Do we know yet if Nigel ('Nigel' hehe ) Farage is Prime Minister of Europe?
  229. FAO LA, yes Thumb Up
  230. I am bored now. Awimb talks more about football when the season is over.
  231. The trouble with these "share of profit" clauses is that - if I were Manu for example - I might bid
  232. f**k it, lunch beckons. Well done the restaurant.
  233. the Delhi Dimwits Clap poor KP
  234. Dog Wimb: I am now the proud owner of a German Shepherd dog. He is so beautiful, big and German
  235. I'd take a gamble on Fellaini at that price imo Hide
  236. Just renewed season tickets. Have they gone up, or something?
  237. KP BATTING Clound Nine
  238. Signing Fabregas would be utterly ludicrous. This is the one area that we do not need to be
  239. I'm like OMG!!! Last paragraph...
  240. "We are the Conservative Party. We don't do pacts and deals".
  241. I have to think about sorting out a 'Stag' night. But not really interested in this at all
  242. Sagna to Citeh! on talksh*te
  243. Fish! Chips! Beer! HUZZAH!!!!!!
  244. Glasgow school of art is on fire Frown
  245. Check this quote out - no pressure Arsene.
  246. anybody else think that Marion Cotillard looks like Ozil's (much) prettier cousin?
  247. Cesc all well and good, but where's the defensive mid we need?
  248. so what's the deal -- modd's like some eccentric itinerant preacher
  249. Luiz deal is actually happening, £50m. Chelsea have managed to get £100m