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Knackered this morning. Losing an hour in spring always f*cks me up for at least a couple of days.
arsene is no good brandon roders is the better can make liverpool to win the leage trophy cup with n
Only Spurs could sell Bale for 85m, spend all of it and more on players that
So Saturday was the first game I have been to since we became shít
Szczesny - We owed fans that performance
Man contrives to take abject football banners to a new low
Anyone ever stayed at this place?
When Arsenal were top of the league for a long period before Christmas. Football talk on here
You wait about 20 years for Man Utd to seriously fùck up in the league
Rich - are you sure you didn't attend on Saturday?
I've just paid the deposit to hire a routemaster bus. For the price they better not moan
Good to see England going out with a bang in the T20
Old style Poll... 4th place or FA Cup
Is anyone confident we can get something at everton?
Am I a terrible person to be looking forward to Munichs vs Munich with such relish?
Have we done Chelsea losing to Palace yet
Bowled out for 88 by Netherlands
Time management, tasks, reminders software WIMB
Podcast recommendations? I actually don't mind listening to topics I have no knowledge in
Sir C, are you still around?
On Football Manager 2014 I signed Pogba and Cavani and came 2nd in the legue, won the FA Cup and got
Gosh. And there was Sir C just talking about going to North Weald this weekend.
Have we ever done a 'best compilation album' thread?
Talking of soundtracks, I am going to Porton Down, which was formerly the Chemical Weapons Research
Platini told me once “With the French national team, for the first 20 minutes everyone gives
How will you all celebrate our FA Cup victory?
Never celebrate too early
Nothing makes me chuckle more than IT guys talking about investments.
Plenty more of this to come :cringe:
Rocky showboat
Almunia :o
Adam Johnson anyone, when Sunderland go down?
Have we discussed the curious case of Serge Gnabry yet? Seemingly full of promise at the start of
GSTB, you f**king ****er
RIP Frankie Knuckles. One of the founders of the music I love.
Man City to win the title
SSN saying Wenger is not signing a new deal
Andy carroll in this form will f**king tear agger and skertel
Just spent 4 hours going through 101 financial articles to decide on ISA investments
Arsenal news review say Arsene Wenger has signed two year deal
Max Hild died the other day.
Wembley is going to be red..
That lady from the Everyday Sexism Project....
Pros and Cons for a Liverpool title win?
Finally we are shifting out of Winter. So my SADS decreases. But replaced with
1/2 Bayern.....is this FREEEE Money?
Three players: Draxler, Cavani and Lars Bendner, and we have a team as good as the invincibles
parentWimb: how much of a pain in the hole would it be to have your bathroom two floors
I was looking at a job advert. Benefits includes 'Duvet Mornings'
Are Local Authority staff trained to not smile at their customers, or is it just the weight of
so, £34 seats in the New Wembley,
Sir C, were you referring to Omar Allibhoy's place down below? Tapas Revolution?
Actually, I was at Tapas Revolution on Saturday. The waiter discerned it was the gf's birthday and
Islington Town Hall is apparently reserved for the day after the cup final.
Box Hill here we come, and King William IV get those ready
Anyone want an Özil shirt?
The Trip starts on Friday.
Is Ian Ladyman a transvestite? He probably would prefer to be named as a ladies man.
So what game are we watching? ManU, Munchen, Barca v Atletico or Wigan v Leicester?
That look Moyes gave Valencia
So I can get a ticket for the semis but I can't get the day off work.
Ribery is worse than Benzema.
Yummy, yummy
Brian are a bit too Barca for me shooooot!
we best not finish fourth....
Perhaps finishing 5th won't be so bad after all
First time I've seen Bayern defend like that
Bayern have underestimated United; the arrogant c*nts thought they just had to turn up.
Get in there
Geddin!
Fellaini is absolute ****e
Should've started with Mandzukic.
4th place okay again
We best not finish 4 th
United out now imo
United had the ref in their f**king pocket
United going to do chelsea 2012 aren,t they
Chilean Earthquake!!!
Kentucky Iced Tea
Hail To The Chief Cocktail
GSTB, you still don't get it
Hey Chief, I'm ready for my weekly thrashing. Shall I drop my pants?
I hope Rooney dies in a horrible car crash on his way home tonight...
The banner on SIMB
Fairly dicey with United.....
Terrible business, this Chilean earthquake but couldn't help noticing this quote from a localwitness
I would strongly recommend The King William IV Inn if you are anywhere near Mickleham (Surrey)
This Lamborghini crash video is mesmerising
Here we go. Now they're preparing the ground...
My passages and eyes are itchy and I've got a slight sore throat.
Okay, I'm off to Rome in a couple of weeks. I've never been. What should I see/do/go to/ eat etc?
Has anybody been to the following places. Lake Como, Milan (probably many have) Lugano
Please let this happen
If United win the CL and Everton pip us to fourth does that mean were out of Europe altogether?
So not only do they mourn dead cockerels, but dead chickens too
Counties that are close but you've never visited?
Pep moaned about anti football english teams last night
This place seems to be running very slowly... Might be time to commence another purge
Redgunamo spotted at Old Trafford last night?
These comparison comments by Levy about their current stadium size are a bit weird, aren't they?
Naughty Barca, banned from next 2 transfer windows
Well since Nic reviewed a pub earlier, here's another.
I see spurs reckon they'll be in their new stadium by summer 2017
Man with hilarious name is addicted to eating bricks
I'm absolutely rinsing Barney Ronay on Twitter.
Awake Zion I Awake!
I imagine this is what London would look like if there was no Tube
Chilli con carne is such an easy dish to make but so, so tasty
Now I’m no expert on these E-cigarette doodads, but my understanding is that they are:
:o
This seems a little faster than usual. What's happened?
Neg, I am really sorry for this terrible news, really am
ooh we're back! Everyone OK? Did we lose anyone?
What an idiot, so lucky to be alive
I will accept apologies from the experts who doubted and mocked PSG beating Chelsea when the CL draw
Most productive morning in years.
RipFloyd is trending on twitter
Okay, looks like we fixed the underlying issue then. Just so you know
Barack Obama is the greatest President in the history of the United States
I notice Chelsea's very old guard were doing their bit for little England again last night
Where shall I purchase my new suit for the FA cup victory parade?
Good Lord! - according to the BBC (unimpeachable source of truth), there have been some eight
Fashionistawimb. There appears to be a stampede in how to look like a right kyunt going on out there
Ed looking reem here. He seems to be taking inspiration from Joey's hair too.
arseblognews ‏@arseblognews 1m New: Ramsey returns for Everton trip
Tom Daley. He came out as Bisexual and now decides he's gay? I think he's confused.
Facebook can take a chap on a strange journey sometimes
The new U18s coaching team
This chap who escaped the security services dressed in a burqua...
Alain du Button on the flaws of a meritocratic society
Awimb GTI. Like it. Where do I get the Awimb furry dice?
One miniscule crumb of comfort to be found in the debris of all these away massacres
A sub continent carve up VEX
Received my semi-final tickets today, I will consider the highest bidders
Oh my god, even Diaby could be back for Sunday
Jimmy Savile Special Ch4 9pm
Forget Benteke as a possible new Arsenal forward, out injured for at least 6 months
Greetings from Western Australia, fellow Gooners!
Traditional Cuban Rice meal tonight, peasant style imo
Still loadsa semi-final tkts for sale. A message for the club there
Saw this little Morgan beauty on my walk today.
HOW FAR IS MONBEG DUDE GOING TO WIN THE NATIONAL?
Do not click on this link unless you specifically wish to ruin your evening
Has Sanogo done anything impressive to justify being chosen?
You'd take that though....
Sh*t, one comes back and 2 are doubts :baghead: Ramsey is back but Gibbs and Gnabry are doubts
Rules gone too far? 14 year old girl cannot play for her community club because she is Spanish ...
I appear to have angered Twitter's vegetarians by asking if it's bad form to bring emergency bacon..
Who's going to win the Grand National then, AWIMB? I'm going for Tidal Bay to win, despite his
I've just seen Richard Dunne in Fleet services.
Shevchenko changes name to Darth Vader, wants to stand for Ukrainian presidency...
too many folks confirming their attendance for the wedding
Fabregas was boarding the plane to re-sign with us when FIFA imposed their transger ban.
Watching a tribute video for Pires The King on youtube Hang on, what's just happened? the font of Awimb has just changed for me...
Martha Reeves tix sorted
Little known music trivia required for tonight's quiz
If uncle Arsene could get Torres going again he would be a steal
:o
Real Football Hipsters
Tony C spotted at Aintree
Potential for an insane finish here....
Cheers Awimb for helping me get to 4pm Adios amigos, I'll be back later for
Not that I can see it happening but the boy Lukaku would be perfect for us, wouldnt he?
I finally got round to visiting the United Grand Lodge of England. :dodgyhandshake:
Pope Jorge, what a great chap you are!*
Bruce Forsyth is to step down from presenting the Strictly Come Dancing, about bloody time too!
Just shows how much you lot know, Murinho has just confirmed that Torres has a future at Chelsea
So apparently England celebrates April Fool's Day on the 4th?
Time is tight
Oh my god, Arsenal injuries may be caused by supplement use, says Arsène Wenger
Benny Hill Pill
Our match v WBA has now been moved to Sunday 4th May
Sky are fúcking ****s, ****ers, ********s, tossers
Yaya
He's done a very good job at Southampton, Pochettino
Well that looks like Jay Rodriguez World Cup chance is over...
City fans: "we're going to buy all your players"
Tony C spotted at Aintree MK II..
Every f**king year. Just let them run.
Lol! Fantastic to see Barcelona squirm in their own frying grease
C'mon Stoke. Always liked them.. great club.. great fans
The winning horse is owned by Dr Rich
Rocky Creek and Prince de Beauchene. Come on!
FA CUP SEMI FINAL TICKET
Another penalty with multiple players encroaching. Are we the only club to have been done for that
wish orks would do them, either way
Oooooooh Ms Johansson......
Has there ever been a team in the history of football to be given a third of the penalties awarded
Bayern lose 1-0 after 53 games unbeaten
Funniest article I have read in years
Jesus wept, this is even funnier
So one of how former players has now joined the Holy war in Syria. Any idea who it is?
Szczesny, Sagna, Mertesacker, Vermaelen, Monreal, Arteta, Flamini, Cazorla, Rosicky, Pods, Giroud
Salako, what an arse. Barely has a brain.
fancy us to win at our last tough game of the season
Anyone know Steven Louie ? Was an old mate from school who used to go lots of games
Lukaku getting in behind us far too easily and we get punished
Oh dear......
how was that ball allowed to roll in there. WTF
Surprise Surprise Vermaelen and Monreal
Do we have any wide midfield players out there today?
lets get sanogo on - theres always a goal in him
f**k off Giroud. c**t.
So tactically naive. Close Baines down.
per chance, is anywon playing the telegraph fantasy county cricket?
E I E I E I O, down the facking bog we go.
I seriously rate Bentdner over Giroud
arsene looser special in failure useless **** team
giroud is a plonk. missed the same sort of chance vs man u as well. plonk.
we have not enough movement of the ball, and we don't pick up runners either.
Sagna going mental :o Everton have to kill the game off now
We cannot get the ball into everton's last third. Its pathetic.
That is f**kin ****.
specialist in catastrophic f**k-ups
We need Mesut. Him, Wilshere, Ramsey and Theo are the only players we have capable of opening up a
Game over. Amazing what happens when you have a player who is good up front.
Crap defending. Load of **** c**ts.
f**king pathetic
Oh my god......we're their bitches
Fully deserved and could be worse. At least we lasted half an hour this time
Giroud needs to take a hint there. Can he actually run, with or without the ball?
So the season falls down now, can't see how we get results to push for 4th.
we are piss poor. genuinely, can't see arsene take this team any further. maybe win the cup this
the content of the team is about tge same as the majority of this board
What a goal from our new striker. Arsene must stump up £30million for him. Even if that means
martinez for arsenal
C'est terrible.
As soon as I saw 2 changes in defence I was nervous, but this is dire.
Nice to see Vermaelen rallying the troops
No Flamini next week then.
We can't pass water, tackle a fishing line or shoot a smile
This team is so bad i actually cant watch them anymore. Turning off
All that money at Wengers disposal and only one striker whos got no pace.
Damage limitation now...could be another Anfield....
Watching Ronde Van Vlaaderen. So what happening in our game?
oh nice. saw only last mins of 1st half.why the feck is mertesacker playing an attackin midfielder?!
once again arsene outsmarted tactically..does he ever learn
Rednapp in sensible observation shocker!!! 2nd goal clear offside due to obstructing gk.
Has the Flamster been sent off yet???
come on you gunners, lets roll up sleeves and get back in this
Miralles back there tracking Sagna.... If only an Arsenal player would do that to Baines.
Once upon a time...........
I was never keen on Martinez, but so far he has embarrassed Arsene tactically in this one.
Wenger out....curbishley in need to get top4
Its so bad its almost funny. Every time a spell of possession ends with an aimless ball