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Circumcising elephants doesn't pay much but the tips are huge.
Thank God AWIMB is back. I was having major withdrawal symptoms.
Circumcision was the identification system God gave the early Hebrews.
f**king work Christmas lunch. waste of time.
Anybody got a link to that Thierry Henry program for US viewers?
Just hope Frank de Boer won't go to Spurs....dreading it...Ajax won't be the same
So this groundbreaking new technology will be used in the World Cup
To all those haters the other day..Wensleydale cheese granted protected status
A quick hello to today's special guest, fmadmin
That Fabreze car odour ad with the huge burger and wet dog
Why are people lumping cash on de Boer to be next spurs manager?
What won should I buy Awimb?
Eggs benedict at Betty's yesterday morning.
Do people here actually get lunch breaks?!?! In 10 weeks of work I have not taken one.
Sherwood
:Bendtnertime:
Lunch time is approaching. It's a 'Festive' Friday. Very casual today
Footballers after football, some interesting directions for former players
According to Detective Sergeant Andy Lamb - sheep rustling is an increasing problem in rural areas..
F*ck I'm hungover. I have little or no memory of anything after about 6pm yesterday apart from
Pussy Riot's Nadya Tolokonnikova (and the non-fit won) to be freed from prison
Oh, I think we've got Mike Dean again on Monday.
Blackberry have lost 4.3 billion dollars in the 3rd quarter of this year. How do campanies
German woman fined for crushing mice in fetish video
I bet most of the dopey provincial ****s packed into The Apollo thought it was part of the show and
What's up with pming? I'm trying to bribe people into giving me tickets
Podolski given the for Chelsea
This place seems cruel..do you go there and stroke them ? heathrow special needs farm
Have a dench Christmas...
So do we reckon there's an actual release clause in Suarez's new contract?
RecommendationsWIMB, I've a new client in Chertsey (Surrey, not Dudek)
On no account should anyone do what I just did and Google 'Fournier’s gangrene'.
I hope the headline on Monday is 'German man arrested for crushing chavs in football match'
I heard the new show at the Apollo Theatre brought the house down.
RE; Podolski thumbs up. Wilshere should have said that he meant to do the same but got confused.
I hope the headline on Monday is 'German man arrested for crushing chavs in football match'
This is f**king bull****. I get into the office before my more senior colleagues, they spend the day
Tiny bit of snow over here and local news goes crazy, reporters everywhere......
Just been in Foyles to buy DB10's book for my dad. Also looked for a book called 'Vanishing London'
Things you don't hear often anymore on the telly. 'marrowbone jelly' 'ceramide R'
Hands up whose wages have gone up 9.5% since 2011?
The Ian Harvey, Sir C and Wes threesome on facebook
Stock photos with added Pornhub comments.
Wilshere's finger salute =2 game suspension.Two yellows only one.
Oh ****. I left two bags of presents I bought at lunchtime in the pub tonight.
Arsenal U21 vs Utd U21 on MUTV now - free to view
Found 2 bags of presents in the pub last night. Well handy.
I think this chelsea match is a nice little tie. we need to break on through at some point.
Pork scratchings with extra salt for breakfast. I'm an animal
Chuck Norris teaches Van Damme his place in the grand scheme of things
How many glasses can you get out if a standard size bottle of of champagne for toast purposes?
No doubt to AWIMB's relief, I have managed to recover the items I left in the pub last night
How many of us are actually left?
"We're not top of the league...I said we're not top of the league"
So far so good, no
Ridicules own goal by the magnificent Kompster apparently
We're in free fall. Down to third and a two goal defeat on Monday will put us 4th and bring a right
WD Craig Bellamy. Apparently Tan asked him to take charge of the team for yesterday's game
I'm struggling to understand the logic here >>>>>
>>>>
tbh this Chealsea game feels the biggest since 06/07 season in terms of my belief in the team
it's a bit odd in here recently, no?
This place was much better when Modd was allowed on!
Come on you Saints
Come on you Saints
Lallana
They should give the job to Sherwood. He's a proper Spurs c**t.
What a modern looking Spurs side, 4-4-2 and two huge oafs up top.
Lallana
Soldado
Soldado
Soldado
adebayor making avb look really bad
Arabs have an orgasm every time a bomb goes off
Herr Floyd is boycotting marks & spencer. I call on all awimbers to follow suit.
I'd forgotton how irritating a c**t Tim Sherwood was
Looking at barkley and lalana ,jack should be worried about his wc place
Why are you so afraid to speak your mind?
here it is, tony romo, death or glory.
What a crappy weekend for results. Still, as long as we win tomorrow...
Not a good weekend for results. Thank f**k The Arsenal play on Monday.
where's chief? the facts on the climate:
I defy anyone to recall a worse Gervinho miss when he was with us...
Sorry if this is old, but what a lovely man [TH14 interview]
As Cashley is likely to be sub, he'll get a good reception when he warms up. Oh yes!
I have a couple nfl teams that I'm backing: lions, eagles, bengals, bears
Good lord....these fkin Bears
If we beat Chelsea 4-0 will people finally believe we can win the whole thing?
I was completely f**ked on saturday in a rare drinking session. However when I went home
Apparently the pole is covered in grease ?
Shutter speed technology at it's finest
You know what's going to happen tonight, don't you? Jose will make it an extremely dull affair.
Is the game on Sky?
Nicklas Bendtner with boobs
The office is like a nursery today.
Monkey shepherds
I've changed my mind on Camden town. It's quite fantastic.
OK. Christmas Quiz: Famous Death Masks - who is this?
By the sounds of it, someone working for M&S on the understanding that they
It's gusting 38 kt at Biggin now, and this is just the start
In last night's dream, we had won the league and our end-of-season DVD
Graeme Swann, eh. We're going to miss him.
Wonder if Drogba is suffering withdrawal symptoms
Is anyone going to the Woodbine this evening?
The geese have landed. That's it, it's now christmas. You may commence drinking.
It's blowy and wet outside
If this rain and wind keeps up is the game even going to be on tonight? There could be a lot of
In Dean’s last 20 League matches with Chelsea, they have only lost twice, both times to Man City.
Something struck me whilst watching Elf last night.
I've got problems...
Happy Festivus!
Nobody hasn't mentioned Ashley Cole going to the Arsenal Christmas party thing very much.
Are most fans expecting or just hoping for a win tonight?
Big game for arsenal this, will shape our season. Vermaelen needs
I have finally got to watch the first season of 24, having never seen it before. [spoiler]
Everywhere I turn there's a Liverpool w*nkfest going on. Why can't Sky talk about tonight's match.
Titi interview SS1 now
Szczesny, Sagna, Mertesacker, Vermaelen, Gibbs, Arteta, Rosicky, Ramsey, Ozil, Walcott, Giroud
Stream? ..... Stück at home without access to Sky .....
The Special One tells it like it is "we are such an offensive team, with so many offensive players"
Streams?
Dead Man Running. Utter Toilet. Wooden Acting. Poor Plot. Just Dross.
eek!
giroud has to sharpen the f**k up impact
When is Worzil Germanage going to wake up and get to work. Lazy ****e.
Utter comedy at the back.
bring on bloody flamini ffs
this game is about to boil over imo
Dean is a dickhead.
Another c*nt of a ref - what a f*cking joke!
why in these games we can even do the basics properly.
robbie earle is a dumb f**kin chelsea uncle tom... and dean is a cnut..thats all
Hard to say who is worse. English refs or NFL.
Dean should have booked 3 Chelsea so far and given us a penalty.
rosiky being our top bloody hard man and inspiration
wd Tomas . . .
So, is tonight the night we officially become sh*t again or start to believe?
Why are we such f**king bottle jobs? Gibbs, Giroud, Vermaelen and Sagna have been cack.
robbie earle ...ffs wimbledon and hes an expert ? sky a joke
nice goalkeeping by the cheslea player
call it off IMO silly playing in this weather
Walcotts pace is cancelled out by the conditions IMO
Mourinho tapping up Sagna at the touchline
This has got 1-0 Chelsea written all over it.
Arteta runs like he has a pair of scissors for legs.
on french tv, both desailly and ginola called it a pelanty on feo
earle is a rasberry slush puppy ice with choclate sauce..blue on the inside cnut
Our record with Mike Dean - P15 W1 D4 L9
Who's that kid next to Beckham wiv the Arsenal cap - his sahn?
f**kin pen .. and red well done csrragher
Haha - Tim Sherwood for Spurs official (til end of season).
Oi! Fleetwood.
On my steam I have Graham Poll criticizing the refereeing decisions - how bizarre!
Discipline starting to go.
Can someone f**king tell Vermaelen to STAY IN DEFENCE.
Sherwood given job until end of season according to Keys and Lineker.
Come on Arsenal! Make my Christmas and **** that ref c**t
Scampi and Lemon Nik-Naks
Haven't done well at all against the top 3...
Bo-ring.
Diver!
Ramsey off. Carzola on. imo
a chelsea player would have to machine gun an arsenal player to get a with this c**t in ch
Theres no scarier sight than 3 marauding Chelsea players counter attacking against Arteta
Fu*k me that was dangerous by Ivanavic.
That was some Cobra Kai sheeeet there....
Time for the Triple sub Arsene......
Terry behaving like a c+nt and getting Rosicky booked
Dean
Garage league.
Terrible game, cheap fouls, bad passes, bad ref
Spurs appoint Sherwood according to BBC....
Can we bring back Viera?
Chelsea do know how to stifle a game - wish we could do that on occasion.
Ramsey is a f**king clown shoe
****e and more ****e. No wonder Real wanted that c**t out.
I dont even think we have a shot on actual target?
wtf is arsene waiting to bring in a cple of fresh legs in there and sharpen things a bit ... santi?
f**k off Giroud.
Rib n Saucy Nik-Naks
That certainly wasnt one on target
Remind me...who thought it was smart to bid £40m + £1 for Suarez?
Bendy warming up........ world class bench.
I assume we are waiting for chelsea to score before we make some subs
Close, but no cigar. Mutha***er.
Oh sh*t, here we go.
I told you all earlier that Jose would do so well to kill the game. But what a ****e performance
f**king Verm and Sagna
Sag a has been utterly sh+te
why the f**k we not using any subs. its f**king ridiculous
Thank f**k we did not lose. We look totally knackered sadly.
when are we getting a proper striker
Kind of small club goes to games parking buses with trillions worth of attacking talent.
Wenger decided a draw would do at half time imo.
Slightly disappointing night. Poor conditions and Chelsea came for the point making it hard for us
well that was fun, level top on points. We need a key though.
That wasn't all that bad....to be fair....most important thing was not to lose tonight...
did we do no subs !? but joint top n we kill 2 nd half of league..pool v chelsea
I'm sorry but why the f**k didn't wenger use any subs?
Conditions made a big impact on the quality of the performance, a draw is fine imho.
Meh. Im just happy we never lost. Joint top. I can at least enjoy christmas.
scousers play city and chavs next, we got whm and cardiff away, then barcodes home ...
rubbish 4 no wins 2 looses no scores on target dropped from to off the league we are **** arsene is
Tw*t!
Two points dropped. Giroud misses too many chances.
not sure why we are singing boring chelsea, they had the better
what did everyone have for dinner ?
we a little tired, they defensive, weather a little bit against
This @BestJournoTweet Twitter account is funny
Nice to have the captain back too.
Ramsey's early form was getting us through but we need a good striker.
That Giroud miss. CHRIST!!!!
Dean done us again basically
The pitch wasn't quite flooded enough to warrant a sub
Where the f**k was ozil today
Back top on New Year's Day. How many teams who have been top then have gone on to win the league?
Thought vermaeken had a decent game, ricisky was good
Our next signing should be a referee rather than a player.
So we have 2 away games after a difficult match vs Chelsea.....are we the only ones getting
nyone spot that cheeky little c**t Theo eyeballing Mikel for a wayward pass. FFS, Theo was the
Giroud's shot against Everton was the turning point. Had that sneaked in, we would've been flying
Disappointed with ozil in these big games to be honest
The wind died down for the game but is really giving it some now!
funny article re the spuds situation >>>
Rosicky and Ozil were the only decent players. Ozil got the ball too deep but his passing was
lacks of subs confused me , wenger always subs at 60min
Is it worth starting Bendtner against West Ham? Giroud has been pretty poor for a few games now and
Happyish with draw vs chelsea, puts me over budget against top 4 clubs
Am i the only one seething about how Dean gets away with
Mini Greggs Sausage rolls for lunch. Lush!
Just watched the game again . we played better then i thought also
Happy Christmas Just finished making my Yule Log :bakeoff:
Happy Christmas all Nearly time for the Christmas smilies ?
This picture of Arsene emerging from the shadows is pretty chilling.
Wishing you a white christmas
My office is full of Iraquis. Haven't these people heard of christmas, for f**k's sake?
Is there a worse, more pointless department in a company than HR?
Happy AWIMB Christmas to you all
Ain't No Chimneys In The Projects
merry christmas everyone :)
I know the "plastic" insults will follow. Still, happy that>>
If we can't spank west ham then we deserve f**k all
Merry christmas to all. Still looking for 2x membership numbers for Southampton Away
Phil Dowd has been appointed referee for West Ham United v Arsenal, I guess more bad decisions
ozils performances recently
first of all, merry christmas.
Merry xmas everyone!