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God its hard to type whilst Axel F is on the radio without feeling like you playing the tune
Anybody else thinking they're over-egging this Mandela business a bit now?
Are we really going to give those f**king vermin scum 9000 tickets?
£500 for parking? *******s. Heathrow *******s.
What point is it allowed to start thinking that we have a shot at the title?
Sorry chaps. Will we also be winning the Champions league this season?
Thierry Henry will be on MOTD next week
"The only time this season where Hull have looked vulnerable was in the first half-an-hour of their
This whole circket thing is becoming a bit of a farce, isn't it. I bet Trotty is laughing his little
Nobody tells Herr Flöyd where he may or may not tug
Congratulations, Jorge!
I cant help feeling Rob2's plight got slightly overlooked
Roy Chubby Brown, legend or c**t?
Anybody watched the Mandela movie?
Daniel Levy is considering Glenn Hoddle as a replacement for AVB in the summer
what shall I do with my life awimb?
I thought Ozil was bloody marvellous yesterday. He looked less leggy than he has done recently.
parentWimb: If I combined childcare duties with working from home
GSTB, .. you fraud.
An excellent Bergkamp impression
DJ Campbell has spoken out about the matchfixing stuff then
Still feel rough from sunday........that was definitely a penalty
I'd be sure this norvern bloke was Pokster but for the hair
I love Giroud. However I find him a bit too shooty at the keepery. I can't think of any other way to
Today AWIMB, I am being paid 120 good pounds to sit on the computer, from 9 til 5, doing whatever.
How long before this global warming nonsense is completely discredited?
I had a dream I was going to get married at Islington Town hall but they cancelled it for the
Wonder how much United regret letting Pogba leave for Juve ?
This Perth test....from what I've gathered from certain reputable pundits....
I just want Suarez so f*cking much There isn't an alternative that's as good.
What are the chances of this Vieira/Keane documentary tonight actually being any good?
What has everyone asked for (if anything) for Christmas?
clippers pick up stephen jackson. solid veteran presence, imo.
Foe some reason this made me think of Fash..having a flounce after arguing re xmas with Gfriend
What's the secret to getting rid of that blank space on the left of the screen?
Chris Rea's 'Driving Home For Christmas' makes me a bit weepy.
Hey Eastgermanautos, do you still watch games at the Fox and Hounds pub?
Aaron's guffing on someone's head, isn't he?
Just why would you leave a half full bottle of sekt on my desk
Look at the senile french **** just standing watching his players dick around at training
This stuff about Stoke and 'the glove' is pretty stomach churning
just watched giroud' strike..
Two things: 1/ Has anyone else noticed that Aaron has a certain Ian Curtis thing going on?
Nobody tells Herr Flöyd where he may or may not tug
fair play to brian munich. they're fielding a strong team.
f**king hell.
The must see interview of the month
crazy seens at galatasaray
City rested most of their best players for our match :baghead: , Van C*nt rested by ManU
f**king banks blocking my card every single time I want to make a large transaction
Mmhh. A fourth goal from City means we could get Bayern even if we finish first
Bundesliga. All hype, no substance.
Bloody City, I am nervous already
If City only need one goal to top the group why are they bringing on a midfielder for a striker?
I knew it would show this
I'm gonna give this Vieira Keane thing a go, I've read Fergie gets plenty of slagging off
Here it comes Champions!
Wtf, are they 16?
Keane is right about Irwin....different class....
" nothing surprises me about dat man "
I do miss them days
Where are the Christmas Smilies? And when and where are the Awimb awards. This place is falling to
It has begun.
Joel Campbell is having a great game for Olympiakos
This 'Article' annoys me greatly.
bould and dixon were relieved that the arsenal initiation only involved singing a song
And they complain about gay cliche's...
LLD
United fans seem to be going a bit mental about Mr van Persie at the moment
Pretty poor management from Pellegrini on 2 counts last night
So it is now Wednesday. So for three consecutive mornings, a senior GP who shall remain nameless,
Any objection to the below?
I am not looking forward to tonight's game it will be a nervy affair.
Did he just hope that no deaf people would be watching?
I take it Keane confessed that it was he who shat 'imself in the tunnel and not the magnificent PV?
f**k me I look in once and utter scum like Rich are still polluting this place.
Am I right in thinking we just need a goal tonight?
I am busy on Saturday morning/afternoon. Should I be looking to make excuses so that I can watch the
Nerg - I've just been listening to Belgie Indie-rock band dEUS - have you heard them?
The sign language interpreter
Good point someone made was that our triple substitution vs Everton denied us the chance to
Assuming everything goes to plan and we top the group and Chelsea top theirs
Quasimodo is a Napoli fan.
Do illegimate children really cost more than those born in wedlock re nursery fees?
Is Poldi fit?
Thierry Henry on Sky Sports 2 for the Arsenal v Napoli match
That Vieira/Keane documentary was fantastic!
f**king Almunia. The c**t.
STREEEEEEEAM????
as Bob Crow would say..COME ON EVERYONE OUT! ( its gone 5pm and pubs dont survive by themselves you
Jack, Ramsey and Theo rested for City
Wenger's headphones.
If you can't code well enough to not allow flash ads to crash the effing
Rafa is very freckly!
GNev talking sense again.
Fantastic stuff- Mickey Flanagan coating of scousers on the one show
Took a shot with Giroud to score anytime...
Is Thierry actually God?
i predicted 3-1 napoli vic in pppl
The commentator on Arse.com just said a 3-2 defeat for Arsenal could cause us problems.
1-1 Marseille. Good news. I think.
I can listen to and watch Titi all day long
We need quick feet out there on the pitch for quick passing and movement
about time we scored..
Marseille player sent off for diving. Marvellous
SirChesney
Koscielny
Have awimb ripped the piss out silly Billy yet?
jamie redknapp
I still retain a slight warmth for Rafa simply for his ability to deliver a right ****ing to
So what has Thierry done in his punditry role tonight that is making people
They've taken it up a notch here.
Napoli pushing forward. Survive the next 10 mins then bring on Walcott for the counter and
we've got a big f**king angry German in our midst
Mertens really likes humping our players
We're trying to do to Napoli what we did to Dortmund.
Kos MoM IMO
And this time he gets a yellow. He just can't win.
what if we had to score?
some real ****e in the next round if we get top
Carzola and Per indecision on the ball.
****ty dive
*******s I was just gonna post how sh*t he's been.
Who scored? Gonzalo someone? Perhaps the bloke on the mike could let us know?
Okay Napoli we get it....Higuain scored a goal...
Crap
Oh.
Stupid red.
Arteta - you silly c**t
He barely touched him
Oh dear....calypso collapso time
Still jinx of the jinx though
a **** 5 mins
Should have brought him off.
20 mins of HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF :benitez:
Is Walcott on the bench?
Should be a good test here. confident we'll keep our discipline.
serves me right for screamin at wenger to get arteta off before he got a red card
I'm really ill and booze isn't helping
Trying to do invoices whilst watching the game,
I think Wenger secretly wants Dortmund out
see if we can get Mertens ent off soon . . .
Ref swiss?
Dortmund
I think we need to score now
Fed up with trips to Barcelona in February tbh
Jog on Napoli and your pikey fans
2 mins
Hardly a yellow. Especially given what the ref has set the standard as in the game.
That was silly from Arteta
match has seemed made for theo since 15 mins in.....
OH JEBUS
30 seconds to go
:phew:
1st, 2nd, whatever, give a f**k. We're through.
bit of a mess in the end
Well thats that's lucky its over
hate it when teams try to defend defeats - reminds me of liverpool in 89
Phew, that was close
Wenger Out!
Real Madrid in the next round, might be good for our Premier League aspirations <clutching at straws
Real, PSG, Barca, Bayern, Atletico Madrid
This season's unravelling starts here.
We're still ****, aren't we?
Jesus, did we pay that ref off. I thought he'd do another minute at least.
Celtic did well
King Charlie now slaughtering Arsenal. "its like going back 18 months"
£1 wasted on a Napoli 3-0 win
Did Mert just say we took a little break tonight ?!?
Looks like we're in for a serious c**ting at the Etihad
Think how bad Napoli must feel. Poor c**ts.
Abysmal. Fed up of finishing 2nd. Can't believe Walcott didn't feature in a match made for him.
Excellent result. Paris, Madrid, Barcelona and Munich are all wonderful places to visit
It will be Real for sure.
good - qualified but out the next round we can concentrate on the league
Neymar over Bale anyday.
Jenkinson - liability and out of his depth.
so we've managed to screw up next round..... PSG, Real, Braca, Bayern, Altetico await
Well said Titi. Exactly what I was thinking.
When will Walcott get a game?
so what do you fancy...
On reflection I want either in Madrid or Munich. Be a bit cold though
How the f**k Dortmund never had a nailed on pelanty given :bentref:
Another year with no progress in the Europa league. Will we ever win it? ARSNE AHT
Never known a group stage like it, that was tough
Anyway, what's the Kerching Factor for getting to the next round? And, if we go out it increases our
and manure top their groups, both had very easy groups but still struggled
Well done Arsenal and Arsene Wenger for qualifying from an immensly difficult group
Really hope we can get a point on Saturday
The squad seems to be cooling off at the wrong time. I sure hope we don't get pummeled by Citeh....
Why are we not the 4pm KO on Sunday?!
Surely Dortmund topped the group on goal difference?
Thank f**k for that.
I'm at the point where I really cannot imagine
You joined Napoli mate, get used to it.
Even a strategic Euro loss brings the scum out of the woodwork.
Well played Mr. Neville
ARSNE NO KILLER INSTINCT
So we qualify for next stage of CL and cretins call for AW's head because he didn't bring Walcott on
1994 was pretty great really
But seriously , well done, very hard group to qualify from at 70 mins Dortmund were going out! then
Last night was always going to be an weird fixture. I wouldn't worry to much about
Wenger Napoli
Why Arsenal will never win the CL
BOOOOOOOOOOOO WENGER OUT! ..where are all the tottunum WUMS like S
I don't understand why Gazprom need to sponsor the CL.
We're going to be shagged out on Saturday, aren't we?
Tony Cascarino is being really nice about us recently
Football - what a sport...
Have we any games between City and Chelsea? If we don't, then I think we need to put a full strength
The stadium announcer last night.......
My banana has frozen and gone black again.
:hindsightwimb: any sub in injury time would probably have seen us top the group.
Thierry Henry, what a marvellous pundit. Made all the more enjoyable
another cutting edge 'article'. 'How Arsenal Will Cope in Star's Absence'
Marve you were in France yesterday?
If everyone except David Cameron and a few oligarchs is living below the poverty line,
Lateness is something that I can't stand. And unfortunately in the office world it seems
Fash, idea for your honeymoon
PSG the preferred draw?
Following that home defeat v Villa, Our CL group qualification prospects looked decidedly iffy.
Conspiracy theory?
Bit late but have we done the Walking Dead last episode ?
Statue of Higuin already in place after yesterdays game
So everything is *******s then ? Scientists find evidence that universe may be a hologram
I am deeply offended by the Mandela tribute posters on the Tube.
wwwyy iii man Eugenio Freitas.....loves a bit of meat imo
No **** Sherlock Headline of the Day: 'Glasgow Crash Helicopter Grounded'
This Board
PétanqueWIMB : Can this game be played, in a fashion, on grass, or does one need an authentique
I read the (somewhat lengthy) article on the Bleacher Report that Monty linked to earlier and
At last! Got rid of those **** adverts!
So Brendan Rodgers has done a Monty eh?
Man City pre match drinks....
This is bloody lovely, and fiendishly hard
So, on balance, we'd prefer it if our new £50 million superstar January striker would
F**** seems quite funny, personable and self-aware on the One Show.
I want to buy a Christmas jumper.
"Not surprised to hear about Brendan Rodgers having an affair with a tranny. He's always put
are playing a tough team, have not won a match in the Russian league and not scored in the
The match with Man. City could be a turning point. Let's hope AW has all the right strategies ready.
Can I just say the 'new' Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds albumum is brilliant? Thanks
When they succeed, their flourishes of style and invention will look not only inspired but efficient
Will we be top of the league at Xmas?
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