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SL - Another good place to go which is quite close is the rock pools in Benahavis
Guess who sent the PM? Game.
So apart from a couple of random posts whilst there, I have been in Spain for the past week or so
This 'Help To Buy' scheme. Is it an amount of *******FREE MONEY********** I can use
"You Are A Perfect Circle Asshole! Congratulations!"
When you're really bored, do you ever find your mind wandering and, before you know it, you're
England under-21's putting San Marino under the cosh
Koscielny injured
Danny Mills' aim with his new FA role is to half the number of foreigners, Jack out imo
Oh fúck it. We're not at 12 weeks yet, but I don't believe in jinxes....
Bosingwa - Redknapp thinks he is Ferguson
SnookerWimb. Need help compiling a snooker song list. Along the lines of \you'll never chalk alone
RIP Scott Carpenter - Former Mercury program Astronaut
good ol ... BEAVERS!! Flat tyre Can anybody recommend a good mobile tyre fitter in London?
It's been almost 5 years since I last posted ! How's everyone been ?
Americans turning on Republican GOP in huge numbers
Old school **** again. Guitar to peel the paint off ya walls men.
AW's philosophy.....
Shame Fash is dead! - The Web of Fear, in which Patrick Troughton's Doctor battles robot yeti in the
WD Monty on spawning a little *******.
Economics question, serious answers only. If the US economy the strongest in the world why is the
So did anyone else apply for the AussieArsenalWimb job?
Ikea or Death Metal Band?
Ding Dong, Who's at the door? It's Suspicious Poster #432
Hope we start being **** again soon this place is f**king boring.
Does this bloke ever shut up? He really is full of his own self importance
Liking the idea of a loan move for Llorente in January
Harry Redknapp
Fash, re 'Squard'
The lotto's idea to double the price of the tickets seems a bit silly to me.
Tube quiz. Stations with platforms accessible ONLY by lift... CLAUSTROPHOBIAwimb
I try to get excited when England play but reading that it's probably
You have to hand it to Cardiff, they've been bought my Mr Chow from The Hangover
Tube quiz. Stations WITHOUT entry/exit ticket barriers. FareDodgingWimb
Bloody post flawed
I wasn't very clear on the last post. So Tube Stations named after pubs?
What is all this bollix about tube stations today?
Worse people than Monty to have children?
so . Walking Dead season 4
I liked this image, it made me chuckle
I am very much enjoying the new Bill Bryson, though. He writes so cosily.
TFL are looking for opinions on how to improve Bank Station
Why no game 16th Nov?
Tube quiz. Name 7 stations without surface buildings.
Is there a way to break a mobile phone contract. I've been with them with years
How the fúcking **** have umbrella manufacturers not found a way to avoid them blowing inside out?
My xbox dies last night, for about the 50th time, so I'm off to Skag Converters
"Man told you he was gonna do a madness"
...
NewTyreWIMB - Kwik Fit
FGY is turning into a bit of a broken record.
hmmmm i wonder if jungleman or romper stomper will be along soon....
So the new Bale in the England starting line-up Jack just a sub
Damn it, I was hoping that the Germany v Ireland match would be live on TV :baghead:
Anybody want a go on my new slot machine £1 a go?
Bribewimb - have you ever received a bribe or successfully paid one in the UK?
right im off
heads or tails - 20 p ..
I want England to lose and not qualify.
Has Townsend dived yet?
Bendtner scored for Denmark v Italy
Started alright has Ingerlund. MontyNegro hasn't had a sniff yet, ironically.
how many arsenal players will come back injured after this pointless international sham?
the only positive i can see coming out of this football game is that Townsend will push Theo out
Theo's looking decent on the ball for once
I dont want to come across as ranting aimlessly but I have to ask .. what sort of sad cünt
I must say that Wilshire has very impressive thighs. I've worked on mine for years with no result.
First time i've watched England for a while. They're pretty dreadful aren't they?
Hang on - is theo walcott playing???? I've only been half-watching and haven't noticed him
Danish samurai
Giroud 2-0
FOX in US is ****
Belgique. Thrashing Croatia away. We'll qualify and be seeded in pot 1 as well Rooney looking fit and alert. Well done Townsend, nice.
Gone a bit Pete Tong for Montynegro now, hasn't it?
Ozil
Ozil 3-0
San Marino -45 goal difference
Sturridge is a bit of a show pony
Pre-pre-assist for Jack
Roy Keane should lose the grey chinny-beard and go for the full handlebar tash imo. :mervhughes:
Belgium
hard to believe this girl is 50 now...
kid creole
There actually is a programme on channel4 called Sex Box
BettingWIMB: Started doing trebles a few weeks ago and ditched the
That's it. It's started. Water pissing out of the sky, wind howling up your trouser legs, dark, grey
Arse.com DB10 documentary only available in UK. c**ts.
Very, very nice goal form Giroud yesterday. Blossoming into a perfect #9 for the way we play>>
Just saw Mesut's goal from last night. Hmm
"Andros Townsend has officially ended Theo Walcott's international career."
Anyone ever won more than £25 on premium bonds or even know anyone who has?
My boss is treating himself to a fun ten day holiday, for his 50th b'day. He's going to
PWEI
King Bergkamp has just joined us mortals on Twitter @DBergkamp1969
Fistful of Dollars on C5 right now, I could watch it every day
Dimebag was the greatest Metal guitarist of all time.
How can a guy who's hit 24 international goals by the age of 25 be considered ****?
Like a ghost town on here
Worst X Factor ever this year. Not a singe talent beyond kareoke level.
Lampard on losing to
Did they just say the ellan golding slag has sold 13 million singles?
Neg - Belgium football article in 2002!
How long till the next c**ting, **** headed, turd burgling, cavity cleaning WC qualifiers?
I love international soccer
Good Morning.
I don't normally click such links but 99 'life hacks' to make your life easier
I was reading that interview with Piers Morgan and it struck me these things make people seem human
Not exactly new, but if you haven't seen this yet, it's a treat.
So as I and many others thought, 3D on our tv's is only a passing fad.
As this appears to be ***** day.. At what age did you start masturbating?
Very sad to return from holiday and learn of the death of Tom Clancy
When is this international farce over with?
I never thought I'd post something like this but Marks and Spencer 3 types of meats for £10 is a
So I went to my first EDL rally this weekend
If anybody has access to my facebook page,check out a wee tune I uploaded
John lewis are meant to be delivering a rug i bought on sunday..between 7am and 1pm
The new leader of the EDL is Tim Ablitt, a chap from Dorset
Teddy ****tingham is rather thick............
People who hobble about the office, groan loudly when getting up and wincingly clutch their back/leg
Probably a big but the chap to the right is Marve, right?
18000 Poles at WEMBLEY
*******s..just called at 13.01...its next monday..ffs i thought it was a bit quick..will collect on
Yes,yes,not the right place etc etc
Has anybody here been to Universal Studios?
These new Maddie McCann suspect e-fits. They're looking for a man with two different
The Maddie e-fits look like a young Leonard Cohen and Piers Morgan. Which leads me to believe
Piebury corner windmills and smashed glass fella charged, not a napoli fan
I suppose the benefit of people doing cricket n golf air shots is
The Independent has become a disgusting rag, expended much time and space yesterday whipping up
Say what you like about Jimmy Savile, but you have to admire his energy.
The man of the 50's
So who else is MAXiMUM BETTING England vs these Poles then.
'37st man forced to pay for two seats on jet finds they are rows apart'
Anyone catch Hawley and Cocker at the Barbican this weekend? I did. Epic.
The new Enders Game movie looks alright IMO
These people at work that you sort of know. But sometimes they say hello
I haven't reviews a movie for a while. So. 50/50
The BiL got to meet Robert Pires today, I'm really rather jealous
My Saturday night LFF outing was Hello Carter, a gentle London-based romcom. I recommend it.
Good Morning from Chicago
Andros Townsend, I cant quite make my mind up
How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Well, seeing Scarlett Johansen naked was fun, but overall her new movie is very offputting.
Police in Brazil don't fcuk about with motorbike thieves..
The Sunday night LFF film was "Sarah Prefers to Run". I recommend avoiding it.
oh dear..The Henley Football team pull out of league due to abuse...all looks a bit posh
I am renting apartments in Hawaii and Los Angeles. They are f**king huge
Have we done the road named after Sir Alex Ferguson yet?
Pontif Horgay
nearly finished series 1 of Sopranos does his daughter get super hot by the end? Potential
will we win the league with benzema/llorente?
It's time for Walking Dead - Episode 1 of series 4....
OK, now I said I was going to see Captain Williams
Anyone watching Sleepy Hollow?
Classic ObamaWorld!!!
HA HA HA HA HA HA
Change of topic. That there Yasmin Khan who does Arsenal Lite. Worth a go?
...deleted that one fast
Chief, do you align with Palin, Bachmann, Cruz or any of the other clowns?
Obama's NSA has harvested the address books of 105,000 Hotmail users. My question is
And now for some important news. I hope it isn't so.
Arsenal beat Holyport 3 - 2 on the weekend..bloke I jsut had brekkie with played against them...
Do the decent thing Chief
Mm, UEFA dodginess? Armenia could qualify if they win at Italy and Czechs, Denmark and Bulgaria fail
BREAKING NFL NEWS: Due to the hatred and negativity, the Washington Redskins will change their name
seasider7 it might be rich coming from me. But do you not have anything better to do?
Fash, I have a question about the Underground. Trixie can answer later if she wants.
I just got an email asking me to register for Model Off 2013 to win $30k
CanofwormsWimb. I was watching Crimewatch last night. The new Maddie updates etc and I have some
Rich needs to post a photo of him drinking whilst football taking place in the background
PVMoG on Facebook, he's better value than when he's on here
The formation of the NCA 'National Crime Agency' makes me laugh
WHOSE COMMING POLE BASHING WITH OL ROMPER TONIGHT.
This whole McCann thing makes me too sad for words
Is anyone else on here a fan of Worcester Sauce Twiglets?
Why is David Seaman in full Arsenal training kit at our ground? He isn't part of the England set up,
For me the 5p coin has jonied the 1 and 2p coin club and is simply not needed.
Aww Cadburys turned me down
Amazing. I've just managed to f**k a coronation chicken.
So football or Great British Bake Off?
There is some odd **** on interweb..Some people have way too much time on their hands..
Any news on the McCann case?
Out of curiosity: does anyone bother to read the posts on that nocturnal spat?
Sir c shows how out of touch you are
I find it staggering that AWIMB has not commented on Stephen Fry's new tellybox programme....
Thoughts on tonight's game?
TV people who are not gay at all.
Favourite TV benders
Benzema or Llorente in January?
I can't believe that MM made a '***** Beaker' comment.
Paul McCartneys new album is a right load of old ****
I've been given a new desk and now I feel dizzy with all these boats going past.
Does anyone else get put off by self-service checkouts? A third of people when asked in a
I'll be sitting in Nike's box at Wembley tonight
Can you imagine the horror of the situation, though? To find oneself
TV Shows that sound gay. Eastbenders.
Oi, BGM! I knew a chap who got anal fissures and had to have to have his nipsy 'rebored'
When on holiday I usually ask somebody to take a photo for me. My original idea was to ask
Fedor is currently one of my favourite posters.
Faroe Islands under 21's holding Germany to an away draw!!!
Carrick to start, I assume ahead of young Jack
Anybody else sold their Royal Mail shares?
Some fearful arse on the train has just used the sentence: "There's a couple of theoretical
why are we still having these goalkeepers pushed on us? valdes, wtf.
Not a single hotel room available in the west end tomorrow night.
"Oh I dooooo like to be beside the seaside"
I'm not sure what this says about me, but I can't really be arsed to read Dennis's book
Why has the stupid Polish c**t put Ches in? He's been playing bloody Boruc all the time and now he
I presume England will be playing in Away strip tonight
England is the best country in the world.
Did signing RvP 'kill' Chicarrito (or however you spell it)?
John Terry's mum works in a pie & mash shop
FAO Pleat
End to end stuff. Very exciting.....
Not being racist but those Poles booing the God Save the Queen who suck their pap from the UK tit
I am drinking Mexican Coca-Cola. Good **** made from Cane Sugar
So is Sir Chesney going to do a Tomaszewski tonight?
Reckon England need to keep it tight... silence the home crowd.... errm
Brighton stopped posting in May 2012, Seasider joins in June 2012,
Giroud > Lewandowski
Strange to hear the England players being so loudly jeered by the home fans
Townsend has a half decent chance "There goes any doubts Townsend is a one hit wonder"
Oh dear, Lee Probert is Ref on Saturday
I have to admit, I do want Ingerland to qualify for the WC
Rooonnneyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Another great stop by Jan Tomachesny
Porsche Supercup racer Sean Edwards killed
My cousin seems ecstatic that she's booked her honeymoon in egypt
they'll feckin pay for timewasting
That England performace against Montenegro - outstanding. Except Moldova are now beating them 1-4!!!
Playing well our lad isn't he?
feck...
szczeny is simply unable to keep a clean sheet. He must be sold as soon as practicable.
****, Ozil limped off
Neg not celebrating a Ramsey goal
So, if Germany lose (2-1 down at the mo) and Belgique beat Wales, we will be 3rd on the FIFA ranking
Oh f*ck Colemans gonna get a new contract out of this
engerlund ar'nt worth playing in wc finals
Sir Chesney was MOTM for me.
could we use rooney in Jan ?
Germany concede 3 and Per will get all the blame by the British media tomorrow
BILD says Özil fit for Norwich. Bruised knee only
Every time I watch Rooney live it becomes clearer that he is simply outstanding.
Bloody Chinese lost me a 12 match accumulator. Can't beat sodding Indonesia! Nuke em
Sh*t, Jalfrezi is a bloody hot