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Mel Smith brown bread.
I'm pleased we didn't get Jovetic .....
perhaps somebody could tell me why we would to sign yet another dwarf midfield player
Come on Arsenal
Joe Root is f**king special - he could break all sorts of records.
barcelona update. eg-autos seen whacking down some tacos.
RIP Mel Smith
anywon got any footage of te high dive from barcelona ?
this national lottery gameshow seems to make numberwang look sensible...
Hypocritical justice system. Killer of Trayvon not guilty, Woman shoots hole in wall gets 20 years.
stream for that pile o ****e chisora pls ?
If the first man is in God's image, God must look like this.
Megablast
where our top drawer signings arsene ivan you sorry sacks of ****
standard ashes visit
chisoras on now...cnut that he is
Playing With Knives Brah
6 minutes, Doug E Fresh ya on
Obviously Arsene will sign this chap...while gorging on his 8 million a year, the dirty perv!
Have we ACTUALLY signed Dean White-f**king-Head yet?
In The Summertime
Fúck tho police
Hands Up
Dont you forget about me
own up, kuntos, which ostrich did this?!
Oh dear, I'm a bad parent. My 10 yr old daughter's got her friend round on sleepover and I let them
Boycott comparing the Oz team to Bangladesh :bangladesh:
HAVE WE SIGNED DEAN WHITEHEAD or am i wasting my time here?
I hope these two in the middle start smashing the ball about and don't just poke and prod
Has anyone mentioned Per wearing number 2 in training yet?
In tribute to Mel Smith
Who's going to win the open?
we bid to buy sign a player his name is diddly squat
Strange happenings on the web, any ideas?
We need a Dennis Bergkamp type player
another step towards Sam...Up Mayo!
Well that was all a bit stupid. Why were they taking the singles and getting him off
Poulter making his move a day too late as usual I see
Awful umpiring.
Just framed my 26/5/89 Anfield programme...then whilst tidying up I found...
On my way home today from pickup footy, I saw a pickup cricket game going on here in Houston.
Watching back 07/08 premiership years yesterday, the one that got away...
TEST
ARSENAL TO WIN THE TITLE
X
Happy days
Looks like Suarez is starting to make a nuisance of himself at Liverpool. Problem is, these Higuain
Zouma
You have to admit, after all ivan and wenger's talk about big money it would e pretty funny
Cav :baghead:
Phil mickelson
Suarez/Higuain/Fellaini. The tactical lowdown:
Apologies if a Flamengo sign Santos on a permanent deal....
MOTOGP - Laguna Seca' corkscrew drop
Some of the chaps here seemed to think media was mad to suggest an Ashes whitewash? Where are they?
So why didn't we sign Jovetic ?
Batman vs Superman......wooooooohooooooooooo
who are we not signing today then?
I went to the park yesterday only to see a premier league player playing on the 5 a side pitch.
so looks like Higuain will end up at Napoli after all that
Okay cleared the Ballard of Gay Tony Now for Sleeping Dogs.....
NON-AFC: Visiting from the U.S. to FRA-ENG-HOL-BEL-GER
Anyone enlighten me on just who is dick law that Richard head keeps mentioning?
Not going camping
the belgian queen is pretty fricken hot.
Half Arsed film review. Can't remember the name, it were in foreign.
bloody well done Froome
Northeastern Football Journos must be rubbing their hands at ***kinear pronouncing Bafétimbi Gomis
Giroooooooo, the japanese guy on the tannoy goes wild 1-0
What happened to the assertion that we're entitled to half of anything over £24 million if Fabregas
The Book of Mormon is absolutely superb.
Giroud is on fiyah!!
0-2! RYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
"私たちで！あなたが私たちと一緒に宿泊している必要&#
Yesterday was a great day to have a ticket for Lords
Diesel vs Petrol for a man who only drives about 3,000 miles a year.
Stream for the game
Ian Botham - such a talented cricketer but he really is a "thick bloke in the pub"
Ryo is a wee strong lad ...
Is the heir here yet?.....or is Kate still huffin' and puffin' ??
We're signing Bernard
Cameron cracking down on online porn
What the f**k is a 'slide rule' pass?
weak wrist
Zelallalem >> Gnabry
I used to like it when Cesc and Rosicky wore a white turtle neck top under their shirts.
Is it advisable to take strong painkillers with a sellby date of 2009?
Cameron's policy u-turn after finding thatchporn.com
Brilliant pass by Zelalalalem
Another of my hatreds of working life is the impeding problems caused
this is where i'm going tonight>>>>>>>>>>>
Best Christmas present you've received? I played this till my fingers bled
Are we all reeeeeeallllyyyy excited about the royal baby then?
A not-very-interesting piece of first-hand gossip I heard the other day
AW on Bernard coming to Arsenal 'That report is not true'
Looks like Hiddink is off to Barca
Are these matches tough enough to get our guys in shape?
just heard my office's air con has broken down today unluckyyy
Arsenal are set to take USA under-17 goalkeeper Jeff Caldwell on trial next week
On Saturday night, I was talking to a foreigner about club mascots and was forced to explain that,
Quincy is back!
So the missus has double booked us in September. We are due in Edinburgh for her aunt's
I'm amazed how a discussion starting with match fitness ends with taking a sleeping pill.
Sir Charlie - I've previously taken note of your interest in meteorology and would like to know when
What's this about social services carting off sunburnt kids?
It was a bit cooler on Saturday night so I thought great time to have a proper kip
Dario Gradi for Barcelona?
The Bernard pic from the Independent story......
i am selling cigarrete lighters clipper 3 for 1 pound or 6 for 1 pounds 99 pence rizzla papers pleas
Take a large frying pan and heat until almost smoking.
Bernard
Olivia Wilde - Obviously top totti, but Blonde or Brunette?
And here we go Wenger starts praising his young guns. Soon it will be...
Cameron new law on online porn
It's a boy! Name him Clive, I say. Put a little flat cap on 'im.
anyone see that bloke on sky news. 'it's a black baby' they moved away from him
Boycott the Emirates Cup! Unless We sign a few players
10.5 hours labor not too bad. My wife was in labor 19 hours.
John Terry in full kit seen coming out of the hospital.
Documents have surfaced in Columbia showing Falcao is 29 and not 27
I would go for Prince Jorge, but the damn Pope already took it, the fish-eating *******.
Have Arsenal spent any money yet?
This has a nice ring to it: Chief Arrowhead, Duke of Cambridge
Don't all speak at once.
So we've signed Bernard....shrewd Wenger denying it....
I like it. Chief Arrowhead, Duke of Cambridge. Seasider7
HAVE WE SIGNED DEAN WHITEHEAD YET? I'm getting a tad fidgety...
Have we signed Limahl yet?
and the baby's name is
quite funny in the guardian
This is what I've been waiting for.
As the resident expert on Portuguese football I just want to give you guys the lowdown on Salvio
Arsenal confirm double signing
I've decided clearly we will sign nobody of high value. It's like a mate who lets you down.
MedicineWIMB, 50mg of Diclofenac and 200mg of Neurofen
Considering we've gone the retro style with our away kit, what about our playstyle...
There seems to me to be a fundamental mismatch between the level of Royal baby coverage in the media
Where are Spurs getting the ¤30m for Soldado from?
I had the misfortune to catch some news coverage yesterday of the stalkers camped outside
Two defeats now, Moyes on the brink...
I'm loving the work of this Wiley chap
Liverpool Echo saying we offer £40m for Suarez and it's a deal
New feature. Kit ****. First memory that springs to mind when you see this former Kit
Kit ***** #2
I bet there was a looooooooong queue for the real bog after this
WatchWIMB - The blue or the black version?
DENCHWOOD
I do love it when The Guardian goes into full-on self parody
breaking news
Nice to see Sir Spike Lee joining in with the AWIMB kit **** in the guardian
Mostly worth reading for the comments section........
Are Real Madrid the most obnoxious negotiators ever?
Why do huge fat women bother fake tanning themselves?
Kitastrophe!
A top agent - who prefers to remain annonymous
Is Suarez really worth all of the trouble at 40m?
Tour de France: Labour deputy leader calls for women's race
just imagine suarez winding up united and nicking a late winner
Is Suarez worth 42m?
The latest royal birth came as a jolt to me. I remember when Prince Charles was born,
another day gone away and no top drawer mega star signings like one bad dream after one another all
Fcuk the Royal Birth....it's Bye Bye Tefal Head...
When is the prediction league starting? I wanna go one better than last season.
Gervinho out for £7m, sexy Brazilian midget replacement in for £21m.
Please let the season just start!! Can't it just be brought forward a few weeks?
Please Mr Wenger invest the money in some decent
I'm with batman on this one
We've bid £40,000,001 for Suarez Wenger can now talk to him and get him
Cheeky feckin rat-scoffers turning down a £40mil offer. We should walk away and leave them with the
Stewart robson sounds exited about it
Van Persie injured. Hope it's a long one.
I'm just stunned pool won't take 40 million. Those c**ts actually think they'll do something....
Valencia reject Soldado bid by scummers. Now's the time to f**k em good and proper and buy him.
Is that twitter account of the Liverpool owner legit?
Apparently Liverpool are insisting on a bite-back clause
I'm absolutely amazed that this Suarez story seems to be true
I can't get my head around us offering 40m for one player. That's more than Utd have ever forked out
So even though Liverpool have rejected £40m + £1 they still have to tell Suarez?
I'm starting to give up on Suarez - they are steadfastly refusing to sell him to a rival and will
Just seeing that picture on the front of DB10's autobiography makes me smile. Oh happy days.
they are all putting ther boot in today, how i love the summer
Liverpool are in good hands with their professional owners
Suarez does NOT start for Liverpool against Melbourne.
AW promised us a world class signing....BUT Higuain is off to Napoli, Rooney to Chelsea and
Well done to all involved...
As a general rule, I'm not sure I hold with buying players from Liverpool. The idea makes me feel a
Have we signed Inler yet?
Think of the profit when we sell Saurez next summer
Bale not even on the bench for Tottenham game. Welcome to Madrid
Suarez could be our Cantona.
What is the record for a English club bringing a player in? (in terms of transfer fee)
When's the last time we had someone as widely reviled as Suarez?
I'm not sure I want a 40m player, I just feel it is like a pisshead
I had a look back at posts on Awimb from April 21st to see what people thought of Saurez.
I realise the country is firmly caught in the grip of a cycling epidemic
As despicable as he may be. If this Saurez thing happens he has the
The thought of Suarez battering Roger de Courcey
Yesterday's Suarez poll now deadlocked at 50/50
Suarez and Fabregas. Dream summer
Desperate times, watching Melbourne Victory against the scousers, 1-0 to Liverpool
Have we signed Dr Benton from ER yet?
Suarez to tell Rodgers he wants Arsenal talks. He thinks clause allows it.
Our near new signing warming up for Liverpool
Cameron's internet porn mumsie hacked, blames Guido Fawkes
Liverpool fans are mental. I know football fans are very tribal and all that but they're
Have we signed Gareth Barry yet?
So it's confirmed Higuain will be at the Emirates next season.. for Napoli in the Emirates cup.
would Zlatan be an option if we do not get Suarez or Rooney??
Giant game of poker all around. We pass on lower-cost higuain expecting Suarez. Will Real>>
I recall a game at Highbury where Vieira vanished for a few minutes to take a ****
Another Transfer Window farce
RAWK is a joy to read....
Suarez looks unhappy, awful body language, transfer request incoming
Although I don't want Fabregas back. However we can not let him go to United imo
this could be great summer. bale leaves scum, we get
So any theories on why Wenger would not be put off by Suarez's previous antics?
Caught the first two episodes of Ray Donovan on Sky Atlantic last night
These Brazilian types seem convinced we've signed Bernard
MODD ARMY!
Clearly it's a ****load of dimes to pay for a player, but it's what you have to do now
I'm Emilio Violence......
How much is Suarez worth
I have a friend that's a staunch Liverpool fan so I text him asking what his thoughts were on all
Jack (Wilshere) Of All Trades
When did people start appending the preposition 'on' to the perfectly valid verb 'to hate'?
Full selection of Springsteen wrongcocks out in force in Leeds today
So people would be happy for us to spend £32m+ on Higuain but not 40m on Suarez
Jesse (David) James
Hang on - I'm on Twitter and LFC fans are saying Suarez was completely normal in this friendly.
Suarez signing biggest since henry
So I went out to lunch, but I come back and find we haven't signed anywon. Most baffling.
Rosa-(Leroy)-Lita
and your Papis cisse he knows that i dont (have any money) - Rosalita
If anyone knows of any lawful impediment why I should not buy this car, please speak now
How come you pig-ignorant f**ks know so many Springsteen songs?
Tonight for my supper, I'm thinking I may purchase a dressed crab, a small loaf of soda bread and
Who would you sign if Suarez is not coming?
If someone says to you 'I'll make Panzanella (Tuscan Bread Salad) for dinner tomorrow, is it wrong
Were we not a little bit silly to allow Higuain to join up with the fat controller at the arse end
7/10 could do better
King George!
Goal Journalist Wayne Veysey ‏ said suraez to issue transfer request
So we have to start wanting Suarez to come, I guess
doubt madrid will come in for suarez. macca say they
Alan Partridge film.....yay or nay.
Well?
arsene has upped our bid for suarez.
Instead of the ear biting Suarez we should snap this lad up imo