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Rooney Rumour – No Doubt Baseless
"I have more of a savoury tooth than sweet. However, my grandmothers are Italians and they make an
Things everyone else seems to find funny, but you don't
Things or places you will never be able to see/or visit but wish you could?
There is already a familiar deja vu about the claims of new signings by Wenger.
Things you expected to be utter ****e but were not so bad.
So, Rooney and Cesc are a no go, we don't want to go the extra $ for Fellaini,
Bohemian Rhapsody.
This place is too much of a love in, can somebody please call someone a c**t?
I read your endless drivel. I am a surpreme male specimen and you are all a bunch of
New bloke next to me has requisitioned a chair for his handbag to sit on.
Things you had high hopes for but were way below expectations?
Essex 15-8 against Lancs
This is rather good, even though the song is **** and the bloke looks like a child molesterer
Sir C, I call shenanigans on you!
**** London!
****ing hell....looking through t'net you guys pay about 40% less for 2nd hand motors
What do you actually do for a living?
Just when you thought you might have to watch cricket or rugby along comes the Confederations Cup
Not sure how Joe Lewis must feel about this
fish and chips anyone!
Let's go splash some proles!
Top 50 places to visit before you die? How many have you been to?
Link to Sir Chips Keswick's Facebook page for likes
All hail Sir Chips!
Sir Chips Keswick is the new Arsenal chairman as PHW stands down for health reasons
Comedy films that are indisputably brilliant
Anyone going to this supporters protest march next Wednesday?
Son of god appears in unlikely place
Would Catherine Zeta Jones be a star if she didn't have the Zeta part in her name?
Funniest thing I've seen in ages
Dry rub, anyone?
Now the 'merkins have woken, what's the deal with the big star on Old Glory?
Hail Sir chips
I've lost my phone can someone ring me? ta
Why does the flag of Hawaii have a Union Jack on it?
It's just like that scene in The Inbetweeners
How egalitarian. Tony Robinson gets higher award than Rowan Atkinson.
This is how it feels One for Jorge imo
Man of Steel is so so so f**king great!!!
Lionel Messi told he will avoid jail for alleged tax fraud if he pays fine of up to £20 million
Another award for Claire Balding, now OBE. How easy it is to get an award these days
Great LA Times article about that enigmatic 45 year old song McArthur Park. Brings back memories.
Santos: I wonder if AW plays the stock market the way he buys players.
What a great goal by Isco, I really hope he doesn't join City or Chelsea
feel stuffed, just had nice Cote to finish having to go shopping...Ricard aperetif, steak tat
I love tennis but can't stand the inbred mongs that go to watch it, especially the Queens/Wimbledon
How delayed was that commentary?
what exactly is the mcdonald advert trying to say? some dumb ragamuffins and a sad old single bloke.
Cometh the hour cometh the man....it's been 3 fkin minutes Kepwn
Aesenal fans probably feel the same way about Santos return.
WOFFINDEN! ..lad imo
ooh, nice, we've triggeted fellaini. I told y'all muther***kas.
neymar is shiyte isnt he ? .....ohhhh maybe not
im waiting for honda to do the 1000 slap imo....hhhaaarrdduukkeen!
Merion
old school poll: who are the biggest no knowledge cnuts...septics or ozzies?
ega! .....wtf with that trade...are the clips mad?
KingPin on Channel 4....
"Man of Steel" - That was fcuking awesome!
Shocking front page of Nigella Lawson grabbed by the throat:yikes:
Central London - RAF Flypast at 1pm - for the Trooping of the Colours parade.
Phil is teeing off at 3.20!....crazy seens imo, it will be fecking dark come the 18th
Watch this. Some f**ked up **** *safe for work* >>>
This works on soooooo many levels >
Happy Father's Day awimb dads
So I've been ignoring all transfer gossip as its all *******s mostly...any genuine prospects so far?
Arsene a computer geek, now revealed....
Joe Kinnear appointed Director of Football at Newcastle
In Newcastle for a wedding...you know what I'm going to say next, don't you?
watched the hobbit last night
Passed!
Justin Rose top of the leader board Anyone but that
Els might post a winning number at plus 4
Jeeeeeezzzzuusss!!!! JUst seen the pictures of my Nigella being assaulted by that worthless
Wow!!!!!!
Rose might have won it there
m actually enjoying mechhhiko v italiah tonight - good game ...
Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssss, wd Justin, first English winner since Jacko
Its got to be a plot by Mike Ashley to get rid of Pardew
horrible news if true,...that money (+ a little top up) could get us Cesc..
So whether you speak English or American, I guess it is fair to say that Ashley Cole
Going to Vegas again.
Mail Online reader's comment about the Nigella Lawson choke hold
This makes Edin Dzeko at just ¤15m. Isnt he worth the punt that that price
All these so called good players we have let go, Cesc, RvP, Nasri, Song etc
Arsenal transfer rumour grows - Koscielny to leave for £15 million!!! Big spending Arsenal.
And this is the guy they choose to appoint a second time
Some people are really quite special, I wonder how they get a job
A real dampener
So it's the Englishman that won the US Open golf but the British chap who won at Queens? :confused:
I watched a youtube video of Higuain yesterday
I’ve been asked to write some copy for a new gin brand. The brief states that its USP is the use of
Why do I find the prospect of us signing Higuain under-whelming?
The Leadenhall Building is spectacularly ugly
Anyone missing the football yet? It is quite good having the weekends free tbh
What has changed in Building techniques to allow these high
Anybody ever get cramp whilst asleep?
What is this 11 of heartsbale bull****. I just thought he was showing off bendy fingers
Geoff Strong
Is it just me who thinks that Jessie J with her skinhead looks like Jade Goody?
ON THIS DAY in 1997, Arsenal signed Dutch star Marc Overmars from Ajax
Jorge - Yes, the Soane Museum is excellent. Trippy, even.
I saw my own chopper violently stretching your mum's aris
Just bought my tickets for The Emirates Cup
I see maud's been watching the fast show again
are spurs more interested in protecting Bale over AVB..
ffs, a bargain that would solve our midfield problems probably going to southampton for 7.6m
Still hilarious.
Speaking of violence, what's the most violent act you've seen with your own eyes?
Monty > AA fine by me when I went with them (just the once) >>>
Stuart Hall hoist by his own petard....
First long haul flight in 6 years booked. So what can I expect from American Airlines?
I also flew BA recently. I was looking forward to it.
Looooool Tahiti some naive African defending there....
I flew with BA a couple of months ago
Tahiti having pure chances!
Arsenal.com PICTURE SPECIAL!! see the first images of the 2013/14
Charles Saatchi has said fight with Nigella Lawson was just a playful tiff
Daisy Donovan has piled it on.
5 on 3 power play
Marve .........
Will Higuain transfer actually happen?
Has anybody here won a trophy as part of a sports team?
We should sign that Yohann Kebab geezer sharpish
Never knew Joe K and Arsene W are neighbours.. wow, some neighbour for Arsene to have ..
Roy Kinnear is the only Kinnear worth mentioning imo
Joe Kinnear on TalkSport. Lol.
Higuain is a master of the wonder goal
Dug this Pete and Dud gem out the other day..
Worried about Bale. Story in yesterday's Standard about a baboon getting shot.
Kinnear sounds like "Danny" in Withnail and I in that interview
She-Ra finally answers the question of exactly what it is he brings to the MotD sofa
Iraq driving the Ausies insane here.....
Oh Nigella, sweet Nigella ...
I was thinking why would a player like Higuain want to join us?
Wild seems with 7 minutes left...cruel on the shoe bombers
This summit sounds like a good won imo..Ministers hosting 'web porn' summit
ConsoleWIMB - Probably the best comparison review I've read on PS4 and Xbox 1
"I wish you were George Bush"
I am dumbing this down a lot. But if Israel are so powerful and tough
I only follow the news half heatedly. But supplying to the weapons to
Hopefully by signing Higuin, we help contribute to Real's Bale fund.
oh ive just sent my cheque off and what greets me in my inbox ...
Oh, I do say. The Aussies are off to Brazil
Looks like we've gone and signed Diaby's successor
has to be said I found this piece very upsetting.
Have we signed Yohan Kebab yet?
Excellent stuff from F365 on Joe Kinnear........
Far to busy to post anything so I will just mash the keys a bit
Pearce was indeed ****. It's official.
Finally got around to the Hangover 2 and 3 last night....Mr Chow is my hero
These pictures are actually quite sweet
Ah, f**k it. I'll post it then, shall I..
Surely the fixture list out tomorrow is a fix?
can I just give a shout out to german girls with big knockers?
So Ribery feels a spot of beer over the head conflicts with his religion
Streisand courts controversy in Israel before Shimon Peres party
Starting XI next season
When do we find out who we are playing in the CL qualifier?
Is Johan Djourou still an Arsenal player?
hola amigos (y boston brian) hemos quemado nadie todavía?
Bikinis Sports Bar for Spurs title attempt
Haven't posted in six days, yet Seaside ****er continues his faux assault
are any of these yoofs going to step up this year? akpom gnabry, toral, bellerin, ohlssen? tell me!
We're losing him, aren't we
50 Signs you're getting old. How many apply to you? 21 for me
Whilst obviously I have no objection to women wearing skimpy outfits as it's warm.
Lambeezee gone
Labour politician claims to have fathered lovechild with "Cat Queen" extraterrestrial
Mata at Chelsea has been a better player than Cesc was for us.
nice day. any restaurant bank/moorgate/lpool st area where you can sit outside? thanks
What is the correct procedure when invited to a friends' wedding on NLD day?
HBDGAHBAMIMO
The complete fixture list, ignore this if already posted below
Spurs at home on Aug 31st
march...tough month
Our first 9 matches, should yield 27 points
Great fixtures to start the season. 28 points from 30
I was away from home last night and, rather rashly, failed to provide myself with a second pair of
I really dont want to give up my season ticket....
So it turns out that white wine can not only get you horrifically pissed, it can also give you a
Higuain currently receiving the Viaticum at London Colney #twitter*******s.
This picture of the Cambridge student who trod on the broken wine glass is amusing
If Jimmy can swing the ball like this with the white Kookaburra, I can't wait
So apparently, Hoffa was wacked Nicky Santoro (Casino) stylee
What would people think if it turns out Wenger has signed a pre-contract to join PSG next summer?
Fash's post below raises an interesting point, smart male dress when hot
Broken Britain indeed
Peterson gone.
Just to add to my generally disreputable demeanour, the restaurant last night did this rather lovely
Spanish press reporting Higuain is a done deal
damn hot imo
Bellagio for Christmas
Liverpool sign Ghanaian winger, Atsu
OMG! He signs!
Steve Williams must be loving Arsenal.com right now...
Caughtoffside do my head in. '(Image) Gonzalo Higuain Pictured Wearing Arsenal Shirt Ahead of
Typical Germans
They got it wrong..
Ironed sheets? Are you people insane? To what conceivable end? Unless you're expecting particularly
Berni, here's what you need.
I've chosen the AWIMBERS I would most like to meet. Nic and Berni get my vote. Yours, with reasons?
Why is everybody so sure that Mata would leave Chelsea?
This Ironing the sheets business. You iron them on the ironing board or
OK, the lack of a barbecue is upsetting me.
I really do hope Spurs is Saturday lunchtime. Quite expensive flights for a day in London
it won't be as good as the original will it?
In the gents at work, there are two of these super-strong hand-dryers right next to each other.
Russel Brand on US breakfast tv
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Neg will love this........Neymar been told he needs to bulk up by Barca club doctor
Good news for our annual battle for 4th place!!! Last five games look eminently winnable!
The season gets off at a rather leisurely pace doesn't it? 9 matches the first 3 months
Its moments like this that I miss working for BMW, never
oh dear Italians are 2-0 down to the Japanese...have we still got one of those?
Game set match...Italy steal 3rd base, flag on the play and Ballotelli scores a try
Jack Daniels and Coke is a most underrated drink imo. Cheers.
That penalty is another example of how football is a joke when it comes to officiating
Come on you fkin Bruins
So Nani, Rooney and Higuain are coming in. Guess it's curtains for Gervinho and Poldi or Giroud.
Worse meltdown than Hiroshima going down in Brazil :o
3-3
ah that well known Japanese Mike Havenaar
Mike Havenaar has just come on for Japan. Ringer?
this is a good game
How unlucky!!!
RIP James Gandolfini aka Tony Soprano. Dead at 51 after a heart attack
Incredible 4-3 Italy
I cant believe it I cant believe it JG DEAD No Way - No Way
finished 4-3, sorry for Japan but great match, pleased I stayed up to watch it night Problem with Chicago is they're going to need to score a 2nd....
Tony Soprano is dead!
1-1 bruinssssssss where u at Chicago??
Where u at Blackhawks
Just purchased the Sonos 3 - anywon got it?
We received a CV from a lady called
RIP to the great James Gandolfini
If we sign Higuain we should insist that when they sign Bale, they say it was only possible because
Sad as it is, one cannot say it was that surprising with the life he lived
Out-effing-standing name!
Xbox One does a huge u-turn on constant online connection and restrictions
Sir C.. look at this amazing aeroplane imo...outstanding bit of kit
Doesn't Charles Saatchi look like a cross between Dev Alahan from Corrie and Duncan Bannatyne
Brighton is a bigger **** on twitter the he ever was here... discuss
I surely can't have been the only one to be shocked that James Gandolfini was only 51, can I?
Marve > Apostrophe and wax abuse Velly velly bad man.
Hmmm thinking about it, Maybe these candles have already been lit