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GameofThronesWIMB - My fellow fans. You are in for sum crazy f**ked up **** tonight
What a c**t
The absolutely impossible prospect of Cesc and Rooney is sort of hard on worthy is it not?
Any word on why Rooney is unhappy?
Adrian Durham got mugged in Rio
I was there, probably the only AWIMBer Funny how the spurs players legged it at the final
I see Koscielny got 2nd in our player of the year vote....
Just got the following message on Facebook.
Naipier this over has bowled 0 W W W W.
Anyone see Headgear playing a Hell's Angel on Banshee tonight?
The Roonster is coming!!!
GameOfThronesWIMB - I'm traumatised after the goings on in episode 9
Michu
“@OllieOGP: @DavidGoldWHU can I ask why you even signed chamakh? I'd rather you didn't. dg
Dorian from Birds of a Feather or Rose from Keeping up appearances? #SITCOMSLAGS
Who remembers Men Behaving Badly That time they got drunk
Rooney better sign as I just got my tattoo 'Welcome to Arsenal Rooney' finished.
A 33 year-old keeper on £80k a week, Ashley Williams, Yaya Sanogo and Dan Crowley.
I came across this on google. Once Awimb was talking about the lady who carries a teddy bear on the
any top top top players signed yet?
Thanks to whoever posted this little gem over the weekend. Fascinating look back.
Rather poignant that the homeless man begging outside our local shopping centre called Pep
Anyone know about this site? Simb Weirdos?
Anybody on here with >10,000 posts is generally observed as a bit of a weirdo with no life, right?
Having just spent three days there I think I'd quite like to live in Berlin
I've just eaten the mother of all bacon sandwiches.
I put all this in a sandwich recently. But it was too much
I have chicken burgers in a sandwich for lunch
How have I missed this piece of Sven magic??!!
New Liverpool away and 3rd kits are really rather unpleasant!
I'm not big on phones but I must say the technology on this new S4 is impressive.
On my numerous trips to the US. They always emphasise that their hotdogs are
San Sebastian has the worlds best Tapas. The city is dedicated to it but Glasgow
dominos pizza!!!!
He was always destined to have this job
Watching Japan -v- Australia - is that a straight ?
****
ChoccieBiccieWIMB: Penguin or Tunnocks Caramel Wafer (dark)?
Koscielny to Eurosport "I feel good at Arsenal, if we have ambition to fight against the other teams
Romania vs Trinidad tonight....can't wait
Oohh just had a great thought. Wouldn't it be great if ManU had to do the same with Rooney as City
Would Rooney get to keep 100% of his commercial revenue at United?
Firstly we need to get rid of this so and so is on 200K a week.
What's up fellow gooners - any news on Rooney?
This place is definitely worth a visit if you are anywhere near Albury
Fair play league champions 2012/13 season :trophy:
Somehow this doesn't seem the most effective of strategies, imo
TapasWIMB: Wild Boar with raisisns in a Pedro Jiminez sauce
Do we want Wayne Rooney at Arsenal?
Tsonga hammering federer at the french open
If it was 1970 you could f**k off to Vegas, order yourself a shrimp cocktail
3 new signings. odd choice of squad numbers though.
Berni - in the entire sporting world, the favourite group of men to turn me gay
You haven't lived until you've tried a 'Moons over my Hammy' at Denny's
India beat Australia by 243 runs......in a one dayer! Aussies all out for 65
Daniel Ortega used to hunt wild boar.
And people were wondering why certain people have high post counts
This Archvicar of Canningbury - Justin Welsby...didn't he used to be a sports presenter?
Greek slag, nicked
I'd like to see Rooney at Arsenal but would spend the whole season worrying he had passed his best
Not signing Bale was a huge mistake! Wenger regrets....
The most important thing this time is not the signings but who will take over Webb and Riley
The Liverhoof 4 - 4 Arshavin game just been rerun on Slysports.
Watching bare-knuckle fighting docu 'Knuckle' for free on Youtube. Powerful stuff
Michu would be perfect, I think. No adjustment period>>
Surround me with champions or I'm off, warns Koscielny.
3 v. 1 Fab. go for it.
Arsene's Wanger claims to represent all of Australia
We back each other over here Chiefy
we've signed somebody called mitrovic from partizan belgrade.
Another beautiful day, gardening is perhaps the best option today
Too much curry last night.
Really? ... FFS...
Top flight England U 21s at new low (BBC)
Amazing how our players who have not had a great season all want to stay
Personally I don't think that Wenger did make a huge mistake in not signing Bale.
With the Jovetic deal off now and the Rooney one a non-starter - who is going to be our big marquee
All you blasphemers are going to be cast into hell's fiery lakes of sulphur.
We're being invaded by the Irish
The things one finds on the interweb! What on earth is going on here?
Talking of dirty money, I got given a tenner with a massive bloodstain on it the other day.
Bet Bale's shooting and crossing would have been trained out of him if he did come here
Why do the Chinese love to gamble so much?
I'm glad I've bought LA a pint
Guess which American actor, who gained renown as a main character in one of the iconic
100 quid fines for people who sit in the middle lane on the motorway
Lunch Suggestions? Need something safe as only got over the ****s
I see it's going to be one of those days with the moaners having their
Tsonga knocks federer out in three sets
Rooney issues come and get me plea to Arsenal
Lions on course for a cricket score in Perth
Speaking of Bayern, wd Uli Hoeness for this little zinger...
Have you ever won any competitions? and what prizes did you win?
Cook gone, stupid waste of a review
Roberto Martinez confirmed as new everton manager
PortableTelephoneWIMB: I have a pay-as-you-go vodaphone on which I sometimes get spam calls
Old ******* wimb - sat at the hospital waiting for the wife...
In case of interest, a Chips Keswick interview...
Just a band tune help
Competitions I have won. I won a video recorder from a tv guide.
Spring panzanella salad with courgettes and bacon and a bottle of chilled Corona Right that's it I will re-design the New York Subway map
Is there any good money to be made out there. For a job that is mundane, doesn't require
So they're finally going to build a pub at a service station. Halle-bloody-lujah!
Got back from holiday yesterday to discover the cat-sitter had bought one of those
I think it's already fairly clear that City don't think for one second that FFP applies to them
The last of my holiday mementoes - I give you: a sign in the communal area of our Berlin apartment
iphonewimb - I have a recent issue with my phone in that it often doesn't tell me that I have
There's something infinitely depressing about this.
Crap Ideas I thought of to make money #1 Feel free to use them
Barclaycard are withdrawing their Premiership credit card
Just thought I'd say. GOT's last night
Its official now, Arshavin, Squillaci and Denilson will leave end of the month
GameofThronesWimb....
Buttler 32 off 11 balls
You know which signing would make me ecstatic? Mario Gomez! Incredible record, and wants to leave to
ah! I see squillaci is ready for his next big challenge.
I've no idea why Cowell is fixated with her?
Giroud, Sagna, and Kos all on for France against Uruguay now...
Skeleton Berg off to Fulham. Are we finally buying Schwarzer?
famous(ish) old headlines - guess the story... "TOMMY GUNNER!"
Listening to a lot of funk & soul recently, I cant put into words how great this tune is
The new Eisfeld
Did anyone watch The Call Centre on BBC Three? How can that have been real?
Man City's players wages for last season £200m
Here's what will happen: we'll make a couple of minor signings like the French boy and this
Anyone not renewing their ST this time?
Jonny Parr's a cult figure!
Whilst other teams have some horrid fans. I have come to the conclusion that Arsenal
Pennant released by Hughes at Stoke, :newsigningonthecheap:
One from my personal collection. Hello Boys
Es ist die offizielle Post Dinge in verschiedenen Sprachen thread.
Classic
Controversywimb. the loaning of season tickets shouldn't be allowed imo.
I briefly saw that Call Centre thing last night. A welch man was walking a prospective female
How many days of sunshine before talk of droughts and hosepipe bans will start?
Saffas taking a right hammering from the Injuns
Excited! Only one more sleep until The Stone Roses
I pick up my new car this afternoon. I didn't get a BMW in the end.
So Tom Sharpe has left us
It is an almost statistical certainty that at least a couple of you on here have owned a rover
Looks like that bet on Victor Periera has gone then
Who is going to be the player that we're linked with all summer? We'll finally capture them in mid
Bono has vowed to boycott toilets and bathroom facilities until everyone in the third world has...
Cant see this being popular with the Stokies
What Roids/HGH is Matt Damon on? He looks f**king huge
My Excel has thrown up its hands in despair and left the building imo.
I know that the #EverydaySexism Twitter feed isn't meant to be funny
Last resort, I am going to send Celebs begging letters.
AWIMB's - worst car you've ever owned? I have a feeling I'll win
When it comes to shear beauty in the world of soap operas, the biscuit has to go to
I know some people think differently, but there is absolutely no way
I am going to reveal Arsene Wenger's address. I don't care of the concequences
Wenger expected to sign a new deal
So using my super-diagnostic skillz I found the thing causing the error.
Awimb Mysteries. Why does this smilie not work properly?
So much for "Wenger out" .
WTF happens here...do they really take big decisions ??
Sharapova looks very attractive today
Yes Stephen. You get a bit sad sometimes. We get it. Now changez le f**king disque, s'il vous plait.
Photo of Jr vegas posting his trivia on here.
well done to assad today imo getting those alquaeda on the run , hope parliament gives him a minutes
Photo of GSTB posting his links on here
So I missed the Pulis sacking. That must have been a fun day on Awimb
My god, Williams is giving Errani a pasting in the mixed singles
mr c! 74.6 today and yes mr not sir , im against titles
I might get one of these Nike Fuelband thingies. Get even more obsessive.
What is a BGY?
Que Sera
just snapped my anfield 89 bottle opener
Chinese may have a huge economy but at football they have mighty tiny cocks. Lost to
Classic comedy skit I reckon y'all don't know about
ISS-Wimb : Good overhead pass of the International Space Station from 23:33 this evening..
Arsenal Ladies beginning to lose their dominance - sack Vic Akers.
Whats the acceptable time in the washing machine, as in left in?
Why can't our bench be as good as this?
Will he...won't he...will he....won't he...
Huge Marouane story to break tomorrow morning!!!!!
heathache Avenue
Fellani on his way
GAZIDIS: "... we can do some things which would excite you."
Will Chris Froome win the Tour de France?
If anyone can be cooler than mine I'd be amazed
Look like we going to be spending big this summer
We could do a lot worse than ...
Here's what you need as a bloke
GOTwimb
well it happened today
So many ways to look at this statement
Amongst all the hype here tonight one main ingredient is being overlooked
whats crackin, honkeys?
Ivan deserves a bow tonight:bow:
The PROPHECY is Fulfilled: the Fourth 'fro Horseman of the Apocalypse is Upon Us
With Fellaini, Rooney and Ashley Williams we can be a major force again.
Q: In the past, Arsene Wenger has called the wage policy a "socialist wage structure."
Stewart Robson on radio again, he doesn't trust Wenger on buying good players
If the Fellani bid turns out to be true. I am quite pleased with this.
Just had a bacon sandwich on rye and poppy seed bread. And I used streaky. It was awesome.
Good thing is Rooney will sign for us ....out of revenge
HBJRVAHBAMIMO
Can people please stop talking about bacon sandwiches
Its Official.
When you go to the cafe. What items are on your breakfast plate?
Bloke in my office has some coffee that can only be described as Cat **** Coffee
Breakfasts on holiday Wake up to find only a selection of cold meats
Awwwwwwww. I always said he was a true family man.
Why is it, when you find yourself washing hands alongside a work colleague
I hate toilet attendants so much I will just piss then f**k off
A fairly reliable tweeter seems to think Rooney deal is on.......
Good to see Compton finding some form for Somerset ahead of Ashes
Bugger. Speeding fine through from France. ¤90
Talking of lavatory etiquette, what sort of animal thinks it acceptable to stroll up to a urinal and
CrazyWayToDie-WIMB
Common Purpose or Bilderberg?
The quality of posting on this board is going down the toilet
Winona Ryder
My ****s f**ked Up
Nadal has come out of the blocks quickly here. If this goes to 4 sets plus Ill back Novak.
In the supermarket earlier, I was talking to the merry little crone behind me in the queue.
If fellaini comes, and with Jack in for the long run, this means there is no Cesc in our future>>
Doc Headgear publicised a brilliant study on british vs continental toilets a while back
I like how the wikipedia article on "wc" has recorded sound
We should sign Fellaini for his hair alone. We need hair like that on our players
Speaking of lavatory etiquette wtf is this sign in work lav about ??
I bloody love this story, especially the picture. An anteater in dungarees!!
I give up. Football has gone mad. £30m for some 5 cap brazilian tit that
How come when I go for a ****. and have no need to piss
How long until AWIMB is datascraped by the evil eye of Obama?
Yank toilets have far too much water in them.
Warchest
I have taken a liking to the Jorge recommendation lately
:في,نجر هو أف,ضل :عناق:
Interesting to hear Gazidis say we have kept money in reserve. So is this £70 million then part of
All you sitpissers make me sad. You're basically selling your birthright as men for sloth and
We might as well sign Paul Scholes for free. And make a sneaky bid for Giggs too.
Do they still sell those awful padded toilet seats
I consider it a gift to be able to use the urinals in between a crowd
Heard from a very authoritative grapevine today that Vermaelen's problem may not be *ahem* sporting
Toilet add-ons for sale
NAyone got half way through preparing a meal that seemed like a good idea
Anyone need any celeb contact details. I'll PM the first request only.
Well I'm going to go for this as 'Most Depressing Awimb Post of 2013'
Why does umpire Nigel Llong feel the need to spell his surname with a double L
nadal broke back. back on serve. amazing match
I don't know why women bother with this fake tan stuff. It's so obvious and it just makes
nadal.
Oh god a surprise party