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- Don't understand a word.
- Well I'm not surprised she's preggers
- I'm at a Canadian sports bar with friends to watch the ice hockey play offs. one finishes and they
- Eurovision, f**king heap of ****e. How does it attract this much attention?
- Belgium bitches be having some fine legs there innit
- Budget Shakira here.
- Cracking pins on the kraut*
- LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
- Dubstep opera
- Zod!!
- Oh great a Hungarian hipster. Zoohacker remix
-
Beckham
- Nic!
- David Blaine's having a nightmare in that box
- Ibrahimovic
- F*ck me that Nic representing Greece.
- Leather trousers and half naked dancers greased up. Hmmmmmmmm
- WTF happened to Johnny Logan
- Ireland
- The eurovision is a competiton for musical 'tards, you bunch of f**king no-mark queers.
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Alcohol is free, alcohol is free 
Ooooh Norway s started well. 
- The Germans are gonna win it I can feel it.
- Get Voting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Those wacky Swedes.
- David Pleat - Nadal v Federer in the Rome open final tomorrow at 3:00 pm
- Oh god. The bent voting has already started.
- F*cking joke
- Have the Albanians forgotten Mussolini???
- If we're not careful we might face Borussia Dortmund in the qualifying round
- Stop the competition now!
- Greece
- These *******s and bitches all talk pidgin English and they don't vote for UK or Ireland. Shameful
- Who let Charlie Dimmock & Mick Hucknall mate?
- Is this Ukrainian guy straight do you think?
- Ireland Lower t
- Lena.
- cmon orb!
- I am on a serious jinxing tear lads!..care for my thoughts on tomorrow?
- Is Mike Ashley a spurs fan?
- Muppet Wicker Man
- Unlucky with injuries: I'd rather Tiote, Cabaye and Coloccini weren't playing tomorrow.
- My prediction 4 -0 up with 20 minutes to play. In the Bag
- Bendtner taken to hospital for X-Rays, as he has a suspected broken wrist
- 600 million powerball jackpot tonite
- No one likes us, we don't care
- Right, the team I coach won 17-0 today
- 'Arsenal are a joke!' - Piers Morgan delivers his damning verdict
- Why am i nervous?
- I need the assurance of modd rolling in to this.
- Bowling, Broady!
- Token nothing to say post to bury the previous disgraceful thread
- Pulled a bird last night with a plasticine pussy...
- New kit ****ers
- Eurovision was very predictable last night
- That Luisa bird from The Apprentice looks like a fun girl.
- Has LasagneGate resurfaced??
- Dreading it.
- I'm in bits. Been watching this all morning.
- My word. Just been watching the DTM race. Switched back to the Cricket and NZ are 40-6!
- Racing Post tips today....
- Arsenal 100/30 for 3rd spot
- Spurs haven't been awarded a penalty all season
- Darren Anderton really does have a face I want to punch.
- Arsenal are 2/5 for a top4 spot and Spurs 11/5
- Today the day of reckoning . Lets make history
- Anyone want my thoughts on today yet?..or will I wait till there's 25 mins left in the game?
- Jesus wept, I am so nervous, I am shacking and still 2 hours before KO we are doomed
- Come on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- We haven't won five consecutive away games since the Invincibles
- Okay you can blame me if we don't make top4
- Victory has been ordained from on high... >>>>
- Was there a Chavs fan on here sometime ago called Asger?
- I might just go golfing...this game won't even be close
- Oh no, Sunderland's line-up is full of kids We simply have to win, anything less and Sorry Kath, but you can carry on living off your pension you old c**t.
- What the f**k are Sky doing here with lasagnegate? It's like a Crimewatch segment.
- Skysports does Poirot :mysterious:
- I forgot they had the Lasagne tested. Proper Spurs.
- Now is the Time.........
- If we're 1-0 up with 5 minutes to play i won't be able to stop my arse'ole twitching.
- Substantial contribution to the Steve Harper pension fund to be made imo.
- Szczesny, Sagna, Mertesacker, Koscielny, Gibbs, Arteta, Ramsey, Rosicky, Cazorla, Walcott, Podolski
- Newcastle look strong on paper...
- Relax
- I am actually remarkably calm and have been all week
- WE ARE GOING TO DO IT BIG TIME!!!!
- COME ON YOU c**tS!!!!
- Walcott hat-trick today, please.
- If in the unlikley event Asenal lose I bet the culprit is Sir Chesney.
- anyone else experiencing slight PMT?
- They're playing 442. We're going to overrun them in midfield
- COME ON ARSENAL!!!
- Here we go then. Lets fùcking have it.
- No yellow?
- Chelsea 1-0 up
- Holy crap!
- Very flat so far
- Kos could have done a bit better there
- What the f**k is Sagna doing there?
- Well I think we can safely say that they ain't gonna roll over.
- Everton scored
- Pardew is utterly loathsome...
- Bale
- This is agony.
- Is Walcott playing, ffs!
- We're going to get ruined and come fifth.
- ffs Webb
- Bale fouled in the box, referee books him for diving
- Arteta looks like he's struggling... Not running well.
- can some of the posters on here MAN UP ffs!!
- Big save from Homo Lloris
- Who got the Captain's armband?
- Look on the bright side.... at leaset Dowd is not in charge of the game
- Think we might regret not starting with Giroud.
- Half time briefcases stuffed full of cash IMO
- Shooot
- Their keeper is crying and then pod hits him in the nuts
- He's crying, shoot from the halfway line. He won't see it!!
- He still missed
- Just to join in the moan fest : Has Sagna ever gone past an opponent?
- Sunderland nearly gifted Bale one...awful back pass.....
- The Barcodes should tire in the second half...
- If the barcodes were playing anybody else, they'd be losing by now, ffs!
- So spuds will likely finish their game before us
:Aguero:
- Spuds are creating chances and, I suspect, its only a matter of time before they get something.
- Soooo seriously whose got the briefcases of cash for Pardew??
- We're playing without a centre forward. Podolski won't stay there, coming too deep. Giroud on please
- You can tell whether Theo will be s**t from the first 5 opening min of the game...
- thought we needed to win this one.......
- Sagna is a c**t.
- Oh dear! Bottlejobbing of the highest order....
- We'll grab 4th by default I reckon. There's a lot of pressure on our lads today.
- We have talked a good game now we need to start to play one
- Giroud should be brought on straight away, not after 70 f**king minutes.
- We played a little bit with the handbrake on
- why is that the adverts NEVER buffer on my stream and its continual during the match
- GET GIROUD ON
- YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS
- We can blame it on the plaque of green flies now
- YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!
- KOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
- I love Kos! I've always loved Kos. I am a Kos lover.
- 35 mins of torture coming up now awimb at its finest
- Dreading the 'I told you so' gooners coming on here
- It'sn all gone quiet at the lane
- get in there Larry boy
- YEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHH
- What do we need for third? Two more goals?
- Be brave Theo!
- Now for third
- AVB LOSING IT:clap:
- Sunderland fans singing won nil to the Arsenal
- Can we move Chamberlain to the left? He is **** in the middle.
- Excellent again today by Ramsey
- I've only got radio 5 to keep in touch
- major soft centre alert - no dm on pitch . ox not tracking.
- How did they not score there
- Spurs hit the upright......lol Freund
- is there a bigger wuss than theo in the league.
- the more you see a player still kick ball after whistle...how on earth did RVP get that yellow
- Goofie pulling up Per and Kos lolool
- About the only good thing Podolski has done all game.
- C'mon you Toffees!
- Move away Theodore.
- LOOOOOL Spurs fans fake celebrating to make the side believe!!
- spurs crowd cheering for some reason
- Stick or twist?
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- Colback is a solid player
- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Spurs fans LOOOOOOOOL
- Clever black ops from Spurs...leak news that Newcastle have scored to lift their players
- We need another goal i feel. We also need Giroud on. We will start lumping it towards the
- close up o arsene's patek watch - 50 K plus
- Jelavic just missed a sitter.
- 3rd gone
- spurs get their usual red card - ramsey has brainfart - get giroud on.
- A sudden and overwhelming feeling o dread has just washed over me
- Ooooh well 3rd place :(
- Kos Man of Match so far
- did pardew leave the grass lon again - everyone is slipping
- They keep falling over. No studs in boots?
- They've cloned Paul Scholes
- f**king hell can we just score two quick goals please.
- ladies and gentlemen we are now entering squeaky bum time
- Kos is back!
- I can't watch
- f**king pile of ****e from Ramsey.
- nice if we can get arsene and pardew to square up again
- Bring on gerv....he might overrun the ball into the net
- You've got all that pace and you don't use it
- Kos with an Adams-esque performance.
- If this goes pear shaped I blame DG...he failed to make a wildly optimistic ppl this week
- f**k off Feo
- why didn't theo take his man on. good grief.
- What the f**k are we doing?!
- 5-5
- fvckin y**s just scored
- 88th min monkey goal as usual
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- Damn you Arsenal for making me feel so helpless
- If we don't win here i'm gonna be f**king fuming. We've played like c**ts since we scored.
- now its squeaky bum time
- Quick put money on Spurs to finish 4th in play
- spuds one up - monkey scores
- Baleeeeeeeeee screamer
- bloomin eck - tension
- Peter jinxed us
- f**king hell, what a goal by Bale
- PRESS THE f**kING BALL YOU c**tS
- Theo
- f**king hell
- WHAT THE f**k. RIP UP THE c**tS CONTRACT
- DIE Feo
- Walcott fffffooooor fox sake
- i swear to god theo ......
- Sell him now
- theo is not worth the money
- 90 seconds left
- It is written by the footballing gods. Newcastle will now score. It's all in place.
- Keep it in the corner.
- 10 seconds bloooow it u Cnut
- clever giroud
- YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Never in doubt.
- We better not sell Koscielny!
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Monkey sad
- theo. shocking. performance. kos. legendary.
- Kos surely our player of the season
- happy st totts day
- Looooooooooool like we won the league
- Is it over? Having a f**king heart attack here!!!
- HAPPY ST TOTTERINGHAM DAY
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My Kingdom for a login to SIMB
- Holy f**king ****. Heart attack territory.
- Now that's over...LA vs Ny
- Bale Good f**king riddance!!
- That celebrating was cringey if I'm honest.
- bitter lineker
- EASY!!! EASY!!!
- Wishing one and all a very HAPPY ST. TOTTERINGHAM'S DAY !!!!!
- Let's watch Wenger dance
- WENGER OUT!
- Great result!!!!! Player celebrations are a bit OTT though.
- I could kill for a sneak into SIMB now
- Thursday night...Channel 5ive!!!
- Best thing about this is how it will kill spurs, Bale out, and players would rather join us
- Spurs fans...schadenfreude
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