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  1. Santi Cazorla last night was superb
  2. Brexit predictions: How things stand
  3. Bit of banter between the Paras and the Leader of the Opposition here.
  4. Those of you who bemoaned Unai's appointment must be feeling thoroughly silly now.
  5. Why is our home form so good?
  6. This made me laugh
  7. Mustafi.
  8. I've just abused Peter Shilton on Twitter
  9. I went for my contact lens fitting yesterday.
  10. The Toilet Bowl
  11. F<ck of Palace you useless cūnts
  12. This from a spurs fan regarding their stadium capacity.......
  13. Ai Carumba ! Money really does buy a great looking chick on your arm
  14. Forgive me foodWIMB for I am not worthy. For at least a year
  15. Last meal out in London tonight before the big move
  16. ************ r*ley klaxon ************
  17. Forza Citeh, etc
  18. Have we noticed that MO's form dropped off when big nose started stalking him
  19. So I have to wait in for the "fireplace sweeper" to come round apparently to test the
  20. It's time for my once a month all-dayer with the deeply racist, mysoginist bigot
  21. Top trolling by the Serb lad, there. Well played.
  22. Well here's a mind-blowing fact to take you into the weekend.
  23. One for Sir C
  24. What's up slvts. Connecting with your countryman Kevin Pieterson.
  25. GOT episode 1 was awesome
  26. oof
  27. How did i miss Wenger taking over Dortmund???
  28. Oh sh*t. Today’s starting line up doesn’t fill me with confidence.
  29. I know LT and GX aren't available but we shouldn't be down to Hillier and Selley in
  30. There is something of the big wet fanny about us today.
  31. Now Maitland-Niles seems determined to join the pantheon of Arsenal stars
  32. Urgh...that has been a pretty **** performance
  33. Everton were as good as we were bad, I think
  34. Jagielka FFS? Hasn’t he retired yet?
  35. The PSG miss
  36. I don’t mean to be rude chaps, but our current ambitions are to finish in the top 4
  37. Monty old bean - I need a restaurant recommendation
  38. Controversial opinion but perhaps, the girls are ****?
  39. Thank you, Awimb. My Dorco razors have arrived. I shall let you know when I've
  40. Shutup Tyler you you feckin gonad. Hazard slipped passed a couple of West Ham
  41. Reverse nominative determinism news: Danny Drinkwater's been nicked for drunk driving
  42. Just seen the fixtures :clap:
  43. Talking of perversion, what the fúck is up with the A1?
  44. Oi Ash! Londonloopwimb.
  45. I really should have locked my car but still, thieving barstewards everywhere innit
  46. Dinner tonight?
  47. Jean-Claude Juncker's at it again. This time he's setting fire to the Rwandan
  48. Cheating scousers!
  49. I needed cheering up. So i’m watching the last 5 mins of England women vs Spain Women
  50. So what contingency plan is in place for when Spurs
  51. Harry Kane has c*nted his ankle again
  52. They’ve got one called ****s?
  53. Our next manager....
  54. Imagine the carnage if we finished 4th
  55. Donald Tusk proposes a year delay to Brexit. Go.
  56. WES’s restaurant review - Kiln, Soho
  57. That Irish lad who's in Fleabag and Sherlock.
  58. Dining alone in restaurants and drinking alone in bars or pubs used to bother me.
  59. They're going to win the bloody thing, aren't they?
  60. All this Brexit nonsense is now making my life extremely difficult.
  61. Outstanding
  62. I hate hotels with crap telly selection.
  63. So United are losing Herrara, their player of the year two seasons ago,
  64. Things that are perfectly normal regardless of what one's wife says.
  65. Assange gone.
  66. Cor, the plucky youths at Ajax gave Juve a proper mauling last night.
  67. What result do we need tonight?
  68. Ben Stokes there...
  69. That's a good sized crowd right there.
  70. Kolabally...what’s the fuss about?
  71. I say ML! - I may have judged you too harshly - that put though was exquisite
  72. Hmmm. Is it just me or do Naples appear to be a bit dogshít?
  73. Shouldn’t Robbie savage be in some sort of secure facility?
  74. I think Kolasinac backheeling the fùcker straight into touch is the funniest thing
  75. Back in business
  76. Torreira woah, woah
  77. I see there's one of those 'The Universe is Really Big' videos doing the rounds on
  78. At what point does an honest shot like that from Torreira get deemed an own goal
  79. Napoli has a ton of midgets. Reminds me of us in 2014 or thereabouts.
  80. There's a blue tit that keeps tapping on my kitchen window.
  81. How is it possible to be wrong about every. single. thing.
  82. Greetings from Valencia
  83. I realise it's Friday afternoon, but this clip is actually worth watching.
  84. I can't believe Berni, intelligent as he is*
  85. Two f*ckng penalties. :headwand:
  86. The Kop must have done a 10 minute non-stop "You'll Never" just then. My county isn't
  87. i don't give a rat's about golf but to do it 11 years on from your
  88. Female comedians. Here's the thing: we get thon hephelmup Miranda Hart, or, even
  89. I can't stop laughing about Herbie using the phrase "put through"
  90. Basically, UEFA should give serious consideration
  91. lol. And that's why The Donald won..
  92. Anyone else begun to feel Brexit?
  93. I see there are lots of smelly oiks running amok in London
  94. Is our game on tv tonight?
  95. Notre Dame gone
  96. That back4
  97. I actually like Troy Deeney :-(
  98. What did Troy Cojones get sent off for? I missed it.
  99. They're down to ten men but they're all over us.
  100. Ramsey reminding us, with that shot, why he's been sold for a frickin taco.
  101. Nice slow-mo of Aubemayang's package on that goal. :heart:
  102. Who set light to it then?
  103. It's a team full of units, Watford.
  104. Man of the match?
  105. Leno to Ben Forster...
  106. Nice ****housery from Torreira on the sending off
  107. For the flids complaining about us being **** yesterday
  108. I assume we lost looking at all the threads below?
  109. Hmmm. Churches in France do seem to be suffering a terrible run of luck lately.
  110. Vatican bankers must be rubbing their hands
  111. I've had a request from the glw.
  112. Arshdeep Singh...this lad bowling for Kings XI
  113. The fúckin guv'nor!
  114. The Messi show
  115. :bow: He’s still got it :cloud9:
  116. United, really getting their arses served up on a plate here.
  117. Freddie Ljungberg's married to a woman.
  118. I see Ganpati and his mates are at it again.
  119. An amusing side note to last night's game was that it contained two Brazilian
  120. Proud dad moment
  121. FavouriteSoundsWIMB
  122. What's the betting they put a fúcking minaret on it?
  123. NotreDameWimb's Islamic Spiderman theory has been discounted. {And C's Muzzie Robin
  124. lol. Everyone's going to prison!
  125. I want Spuds to win tonight, because......
  126. WD Spurs
  127. Spurs GAP guy has been replaced
  128. Spurs are going to win it, aren't they?
  129. Looooooool Offside
  130. Well, Liverpool are going to win the League and Tottenham are going to win the CL.
  131. It’s yids v yids in the semi then ?
  132. Well done, Spurs
  133. Thank fúck City's quadruple is gone. Even if Spurs make the final they won't win. It
  134. City could finish with just the League Cup
  135. So, what, we're now supposed to just wake up tomorrow morning
  136. Meanwhile, in the polls ...
  137. Very happy with the football results.
  138. Seems silly, but for me Song’s second goal encapsulates their superiority over us
  139. They actually look a better side without Kane don’t they?
  140. I have seen it suggested that the froggie Laporte is not the most liked
  141. Marc Overmars hasn't got any taller.
  142. Good god what has happened on here
  143. For all you Daphne Du Maurier fans, and I know there are plenty out there,
  144. Sports psychologist, Professor Craig Mahoney:
  145. "That's the end of my presidency. I'm ****ed!"
  146. Confident, chaps?
  147. Something looks odd
  148. Lacazeeeeeeeeeeeeeete
  149. Great first half. But does anyone have a stream with English commentary? Mine's
  150. I remember Titi at Highbury whacking a free kick into the top corner like that,
  151. Ok that strongbow advert can F off
  152. We're through .. Ive switched over to see if Prague can pull it off against the
  153. Not too crazy about our outfits. They're very red.
  154. I note with a wry chuckle that a Tottenham victory last night engendered far greater
  155. Postponing a whole round of fixtures to give Ajax an advantage
  156. How come our game on Sunday is 4pm kick off but isn't on TV?
  157. Eintracht...they are no joke
  158. City 1-0 luvvly jubbly
  159. I’ve reached peak hatred
  160. Everton...
  161. ManU losing 3-0. Bueno must ****ing himself into a stupor
  162. Even young Theo has scored now
  163. Easter film. I’m watching ‘The Final Countdown’
  164. FFS... Dicks’s starting Elneny & Gwenda again ..
  165. Well that was funny. Comedy gold all round.
  166. There are some cultish referees about
  167. Mustafi...there can be no doubt now
  168. None of these sides want top 4 imo
  169. Jenkinson has actually been at the club for 8 fkin years !
  170. Got my ticket for Endgame
  171. I don't believe the mighty Palace have ever put three passed us before. WD Stan
  172. RazorWimb. To whoever recommended Durco razors to me, thank you. They're ace.
  173. For anyone who ever gets nicked, this is the gold standard of how to respond.
  174. The Burnley keeper was booked for time wasting on 32 minutes.
  175. So Spurs lost, United lost, Chelsea drew, and we
  176. This whole Sri Lanka thing is a bit rum
  177. I am out of the loop on rules. But how come Ospina was on the bench
  178. That Swedish eco-loon kid is as weird as
  179. Anyone else feeling uncomfortable about having a slightly lewd tingle in
  180. Oh, God! Trump's coming over.
  181. Looooool remember that cafe that charged men 18% more
  182. Well, Tottenham win. I take it our gaping, AIDS spunk-filled anus of a manager and
  183. If we play at Wolves like we played at Watford.
  184. Questin for people who spend time in pubs
  185. Bit nervous about tonight's game I don't mind telling ya
  186. I done this bet.
  187. team's rank
  188. Need a link please. Totalsportek is failing
  189. Gutless, cock eating cúnts
  190. Still can't defend.
  191. Let's just try and keep it under 5 now
  192. Oh Jesus . Season’s become write off in two games.
  193. Some retard is going to come along and explain how
  194. Well it could be a lot worse. We could still be having to endure that soppy old
  195. I vote we do.a Rioch again , sack this cűnt
  196. If wolves scored 3 in the first half
  197. Geddin !!!!!
  198. It’s on
  199. ok so ooo we are awful, but **** off Liverpool
  200. I for one will never do a Monty and point out that my contempt for this cùnt
  201. Let's change subject.
  202. How do folk rate our chances of 4th, then? I would say that we might
  203. Sir C - the smoker's arrived
  204. Not to bash the UK but supermarkets here are
  205. Cliff Barnes gone....
  206. Looking like another year with no St Totts day.
  207. If we finish 5th or 6th and get knocked out of Europa...
  208. My word! The SDP is back!
  209. barrybueno's new super duper mega special fun happy Friday night y;all
  210. West Ham have scored....
  211. Sir C, delete your sodding inbox, there's a good chap.
  212. #Bitter
  213. If we finish 6th and don't win Europa...
  214. Liverpool are going to get 97 pts
  215. Looking at Man Utd’s fixtures, anything other than a draw in this game kills
  216. Just seen Willan make a perfectly fine tackle, won the ball, muppet of a ref
  217. Hope Maddison gets a 3 game ban
  218. the Leeds Aston Villa squabble was most entertaining
  219. Fascinating piece on the disappearance of Tony Slattery
  220. Those of you interested in drug cheats in sport might find this on Mo Farah
  221. The Cull
  222. I am not trying to stick up for the team but Spurs are regarded as a very good team.
  223. Hales and now potentially Roy to miss Cricket World Cup
  224. Game of Thrones was ****ing ace :cloud9:
  225. I just have a sneaky feeling that this Huawei business could get very messy indeed.
  226. Last night I experienced one of the most traumatic events of my life.
  227. Haaahhahahahah!!! Lollllzzzzzz
  228. If you want to make the Europa league games a bit more interesting
  229. I see the left's throwing up its hands in horror at the idea of a coup in Venezuela
  230. Coys!!!
  231. Peak Guardian this.............
  232. T o dare is to do Rodders. Didn't realise Spurs were at home first so
  233. C’mon, you bunch of beautiful Dutch cùnts!
  234. That first touch before the goal
  235. This is utterly, utterly unsatifactory
  236. You fûcking post-hitting, clog-bothering cûnt!
  237. It's just occurred to me that there's absolutely no 'away goals' benefit in winning
  238. Any c*nt that tells me I "would have taken that before the game"
  239. If Ajax had a proper striker, they’d have slaughtered them tonight.
  240. Have we seen the Liverpool fans shoving locals into fountains?
  241. This Guardian headline is curious
  242. This is extremely sad.
  243. I challenge all you mutherfvckers to a fistfight. Or, failing that, a significant
  244. Is it not totally ****ing insane that across the entire national conversation around
  245. Are Burney and Sir C pissed yet?
  246. Yeah, about that 'decline' we're supposedly arresting...
  247. Quite nice having a holiday in the middle of the week
  248. Iker Casillas has had a heart attack,
  249. Well that was just fúcking wonderful!
  250. 3-0 down at Barcelona; last knockings and