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  1. Wtf Lacca ...gotta bury those ffs
  2. Rose should’ve got a red for that
  3. How can a linesman be out of position on a freekick like that??
  4. He was offside!
  5. Gabonese Darren Bent
  6. So that’s a straight red but it’s fine if you do it on a goalie
  7. And Vertongen miles inside the penalty area for the pen
  8. Right.. What's the betting those spawney Manc c*nts nick this in the last ten mins ?
  9. Torreira wins the ball and gets sent off?
  10. Theo Walcott ....
  11. So Laca missed two sitters, Boomerang missed a pen, their goal was offside
  12. Mustafi has to be one of the biggest ********s to
  13. Saturday reminded me how much I hate North London Derbies.
  14. The lack of footage of Corbyn getting an egg smashed on his head is very annoying.
  15. So there was BoomBoomBangerBang only needing to show a modicum of composure
  16. Keith Flint Gone
  17. I see this film about Michael Jackson being a keen boy-buggerer is causing a stir.
  18. I see social media is doing that thing where a pop star dies and everyone starts
  19. I find myself in the odd position this morning of supporting the Allans.
  20. Luke Perry dying made me sad.
  21. 'Monsieur Le President, eet eez not going so well! You 'ave ze rioting in ze streets
  22. I see none of you seem to care about poor Sir C. I expect they are slicing
  23. Did you hear about the man who lost his sense of smell?
  24. What was the name of the chap who was dying of heart disease?
  25. This needed a vote?
  26. Anyone remember that little jewish fella used to post here. Had spats with just
  27. That Labour MP's attempt to represent herself at the Court of Appeal sounds as though
  28. hmm this is a bit strange
  29. Obviously a bit too much to expect spurs to spurs this up but a few early Dortmund
  30. Ajax rolling back the clock here
  31. Hats off to Sergio Ramos
  32. Shít's about to hit the fan at the World Bank.
  33. No need for a full-scale intervention, but a couple of
  34. 6th at the start of March
  35. Modric: "Of course, we miss Cristiano."
  36. This sounds fun - who's in?
  37. Dem Oirish fellas isn’t ignorant bogdwellers any more.
  38. B, or anyone. Do those Pubs in Paris show the footy? i.e. AFC-Rennes
  39. Baby number two on the way and
  40. Beardsley Sacked
  41. The Jacko loons are protesting at Channel 4 about this documentary tonight.
  42. PSG are so pedestrian.
  43. Oh my word...
  44. It’s TUCHEL’s fault
  45. Now that, gentlemen, is how you take an historic penalty .. you step toward
  46. On the plus side it really does show just how bad a job Mourinho was doing
  47. Two deeply disturbing things last night then
  48. FrenchHumourWIMB. This pic is doing the rounds on social media here after PSG's loss
  49. Can't wait for VAR :cloud9:
  50. Airport Lounges
  51. iWobi shot physics
  52. Mesut Ozil in a wall
  53. United are going to tear us apart
  54. Well, that was predictable, wasn't it?
  55. Making Ben Arfa look like Ronaldo
  56. No wonder PSG got rid of Unai
  57. This Suarez chap, taking a little while to get going?
  58. The victim chap in this Michael Jackson thing
  59. Team being abused at the airport last night. You really have to ask
  60. This morning on Radio 4 I listened to two leading scientists saying that men
  61. I see yer man who made a bollix of his loop-the-loop at Shoreham and killed 11 people
  62. I have not watched the documentary about Mr Jackson (and will not) but am I to
  63. evening punks
  64. It seems that you rubes got snookered by the Russians. They funded the Brexit
  65. Guess what fagz? Laurence Fishburne has agreed to come into our movie.
  66. Lol
  67. CL qualification rule
  68. Ward-Prowse for the win!
  69. Liverpool lolz
  70. The Sprinklers loool
  71. Yeah but Wolves, Watford and Leicester all away
  72. Souness gutted?
  73. Not so fast on the job, Solskjaer.
  74. Fair play, Dick. We won. Congrats on picking our four sexiest players up front.
  75. This clown who’s trying to destroy our club just started his post-match interview by
  76. 1,000 century breaks for Ronnie
  77. I don't think I'd go so far as to call the Xhaka goal a de gea mistake.
  78. Leno shaping up to be a top keeper
  79. Can we just clear something else up? Ramjamgangbang's pelanty yesterday in no way
  80. The thing that struck me about that chap who sucker-punched Jack Grealish was what a
  81. Just looking at the remaining fixtures
  82. It's heart warming to hear Mr Emery's english greatly improving with each
  83. Does anyone understand the physics of why a ball swings like that?
  84. What does Graeme Sourness have against us? Every time he tried to speak post match
  85. I watched that Ricky Gervais thing over the weekend. It wasn't bad, but it wasn't
  86. So Tim Stillman says that the US women's soccer team deserve wage parity with their
  87. We're approaching the vinegar strokes as far as Brexit is concerned.
  88. Just weeks before I become a landlord, Labour announce plan to allow tenants to stay
  89. Presumably those hoping Geoffrey Cox QC is able to adjunct crucial legal advice to
  90. When Wembley Park was ... a park.
  91. Henry Winter getting on his high horse, again
  92. This is genuinely extraordinary. This woman seems to believe she lives in some sort
  93. Talking of the good old days, I often remember with a chuckle
  94. Christ, Is there a more banal quiz show than Tenable ?
  95. Brum pitch invader
  96. Amidst all the goings on at RM, I was highly amused to discover that Bale
  97. Monthly Cycles
  98. Aboomerang’s Tottenham penalty learnings vs United....
  99. I bet Theresa's waving her enormous cock sized clitty around Juncker's face
  100. Al Blaine gone.
  101. So May's latest deal about to be voted on, who wants to take a punt
  102. I have, to date, said nothing derogatory about Unai Emery.
  103. Seriously, though, where the fvck is Peter?
  104. We've all been there...
  105. The missus has noticed my occasional heated exchanges with Jorge on Twitter and
  106. Stephen Hawking's nurse struck off for failing to provide him with 'care he deserved'
  107. All 737 Max 8's grounded in the UK by the CAA
  108. What do you call those crisps that are like matchsticks?
  109. Lacazette now available for Thursday
  110. Brexit is going to ultimately get cancelled if May loses tonight, isn’t it?
  111. Well done, Chesney!
  112. So how did i miss Wenger taking over Schalke then!!?
  113. 6 pnints of Doom Bar and a packet of dry roasted nuts.
  114. Liverpool putting in a serious second half here tonight
  115. Can someone explain to me exactly why 'no deal' has been removed for good?
  116. So when the campaign for the second referendum is afoot do you suppose the likes of
  117. Bayern looked like an aged team in urgent need of rebuilding last night.
  118. ELwimb. Why do some games start at 5.55 and others at 8.00?
  119. Arsene hopping on the 44 to East Finchley ?
  120. Arsenal 5 Rennes 1 tonight
  121. They’ve turned us.
  122. The football, where an honest sporting man can enjoy an honest sporting drink
  123. These Rennes pricks are annoying me now with they diving
  124. Stewert Robson is a bit of a ****
  125. Kalisto? Mysterio?
  126. Is Ol’Bangyerbum on a bet not to get his hat trick?
  127. I see the "pretty girl in the crowd" shot has been replaced by the "any old munter
  128. Far from a classic but we're through
  129. Ayyyytheeengweeurrrhabmorurrpossecionweedeeboll
  130. Arsenalesque defending by Sevilla there...
  131. To think they say Germans have no sense of humour
  132. Scholes gone!
  133. I'll say this for Senator Fraser Anning, he's not a man to pull his punches for
  134. Very likely to overtake Spurs after the next round of PL fixtures
  135. Lunch?
  136. At least Spurs are out
  137. 50 years ago today
  138. Why are they switching our Napoli game so we have to play at home first?
  139. In other news, the DUP in “significant discussions” with government t
  140. Hartley Brewer on QT last night.
  141. Out of interest, who the fück is Jason Cundy?
  142. We'll be hearing a lot of Kiwi accents over the next two weeks peeps - a yet more
  143. Fairplay to former :spud: Heurelho Gomes.
  144. C'mon bueno , lets.be having you!
  145. lol. Gazidis out!
  146. All in all, a shíte weekend of sport.
  147. What is is with JK Rowling and retrospectively making her characters shirtlifters?
  148. The wife's away for the next two days. I have cold, rare roast beef in the fridge,
  149. Shooting of several people on a tram in Utrecht.
  150. Well are we actually leaving on the 29th or not? Some of the tabloids last week were
  151. I went into a record shop today.
  152. Cracking tweet is this, from Derbyshire Police
  153. So, anyway, normal service has been resumed. It was an Allan.
  154. :clap: That's that then.
  155. Has anyone ordered a pizza delivery recently?
  156. I always thought the Speaker's role was simply that of a chairman of the
  157. Naughty Boeing......
  158. That Harry Redknapp programme was most enjoyable.
  159. Lunch? My own sandwich is contrived thus
  160. Bit of gun action in Addiscombe, my old stomping ground...
  161. Well speaker Bercow may well be a treasonous cur trying to sabotage this last
  162. Whats up my niggas
  163. Happy birthday Sashley!
  164. Neil 'Razor' Ruddock.
  165. So the leitmotif of most Brexopaths when explaining their loathing of the
  166. So misgendering is a crime now
  167. Genuine question. If No Deal Brexit, do I have any right to stay in France after the
  168. I have come to the conclusion that jewellers exist solely to prevent men from having
  169. I see the plebs are now getting excited about a petition
  170. There are a million videos on youtube showing you how to cook every dish
  171. Oi east!' - how d'ya get on in those "Olympics" in Abu Dhabi then?
  172. Oi Bignose!
  173. Have we discussed Vorderman as yet?
  174. I re-watched the last GoT series to get back up to speed for the finale.
  175. I recently made this cocktail and it’s my new favourite imo
  176. Err, without wishing to get all grown-up, has anyone noticed the latest German PMI?
  177. Goldfish murderer prosecuted
  178. You *******, sc
  179. I think our friends in New Zealand have gone a bit bonkers
  180. barrybueno's new super duper mega special fun happy Saturday chat room
  181. Thought Ireland scraping past Gibraltar was bad
  182. What's doing in fvcking Sydney then? Apart from cheap, borderline hooker women
  183. Scott Walker gone
  184. So the revoke article 50 petition is now at 5.4mil and according to my casual
  185. This Bloody Sunday thing is a bad business.
  186. I have always been conflicted about Ian Duncan Smith
  187. So I went to the cinema. I had Revels and salted popcorn.
  188. Well I heard Mr Farage being quizzed about a second referendum and he was all for it.
  189. I believe I speak for every red-blooded male when I say in response to this story
  190. Hey Chief ... did you pick up on Berni's post a few weeks back when he visited
  191. Last week when the wife was away, I dined one evening on egg, beans and chips.
  192. lol. Everyone's going to prison.
  193. Ravi Ashwin
  194. Just reading a review of the latest Alan Partridge iteration.
  195. I suppose it would be rude to mention we are playing a game now
  196. I've just seen something on Twitter about 'professional' women's football.
  197. lol. Everyone's going to prison.
  198. On another note, it is amusing to hear the squeals of young people about Article 13
  199. Mogg & Johnson to vote for the deal
  200. RazorWIMB. I need a new one. I've been using a Mach 3 head for over a decade as my
  201. M'negro
  202. I have always said we lost our best chance of giving Monty a pwopah
  203. Here's what you want.
  204. ready meal review #1
  205. Preseason in the States
  206. You poor emasculated fools. Britain adopting speed limiters in its cars.
  207. *******s, I'm mad for a fúck off cheeseburger now.
  208. Typical IPL
  209. Sir C, clear your PM folder. It won't let me reply to you until you make some space.
  210. So what next, then? Parliament shows a slight preference for a second referendum if
  211. Timetable Nazis
  212. Have you ever had one of those hangovers that seem wholly disproportionate to your
  213. Yup. Nothing undemocratic about that there EU.
  214. Have we done the Theranos scandal
  215. So taken to making my own walking sticks.
  216. Surely our only option now is to reject this parliament of anti-democratic traitors
  217. Masterchef final tonight lads.
  218. Now I hate drivers who cut corners and regularly give them abuse.
  219. So is that just as Monty and Berni predicted?
  220. There's an absolute Alladin's Cave of comedy gold in this article on Keefs funeral
  221. oi oi
  222. I said oi oi ****s
  223. Got a connection to Russell Crowe. Sounds like a bit of a nutter tbf.
  224. David Warner there
  225. I shoot any mutha***ka that tries to jinx our push for 3rd.
  226. I see, yet again, the Arsenal didn't turn up this weekend #EmeryOut
  227. I thought we'd survived the winter and now I'm back to getting up in the dark.
  228. I suppose we've all seen the Robert Smith interview?
  229. Alfredo Morelos at Rangers, ****ing lunatic
  230. And we didn't even get in the CheckATrade trophy! Wenger's fault
  231. So it seems I'm going to Lisbon for a short break. What's good there, then?
  232. Two more weeks!!!!!
  233. BBC IPL commentary
  234. For my birthday treat I am allowed to have dinner at any restaurant in London.
  235. Well this has late equaliser written all over it.
  236. Jesus Christ. WTF was Wenger seeing when he signed Mustafi ?
  237. The Ref disallowing that 3rd goal
  238. Great win. Anthony Taylor is a massive c*nt !
  239. His english is certainly improving. I would place him on a par with that bumbling
  240. I bloody love Lacazette ....his hustle , his attitude
  241. "Oh Nick, don't go"
  242. Well played
  243. This is shaping up between Manure & ourselves
  244. Toastie
  245. Come on then C you swivel eyed old AKB stoat. Explain (heeshplayeen)
  246. Can we finish in top 3?
  247. They teach #spursy early
  248. I always miss the good 'trips'
  249. Get off you filthy manc ****warbler! And have you noticed, on the rare occasions that
  250. Now I couldn't really give a flying toss, especially as I think moving to their new