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  1. So Charles - did you manage to consume all of it?
  2. Seems Arteta is now one of the few not distancing
  3. Wenger Outers. Will you still be glad he's gone if we get Arteta?
  4. How bizarre. This morning I distinctly heard 'laurel'.
  5. RIP Ray Wilson
  6. Europa League free on YouTube...do I need a TV License to watch this?
  7. I must confess, the idea of Arteta initially mortified me but I have been
  8. I'm liking this footy on youtube mallarkey :-). That goal was pure goalkeeping
  9. So I'm parked outside the Hawthorne with 3m in fifties in the trunk
  10. Today's the day He clears His desk, isn't it?
  11. Anyone who dislikes making mayonnaise. This method is literally,
  12. Is Peter really Joe from the Midlands?
  13. Sonos stuff ordered
  14. Have they managed to prise the tyrant's bony old fingers off of his office
  15. So a week tomorrow the sky falls on our head.
  16. It's quite obviously not going to be Arteta, is it ?
  17. Just finished work...
  18. So from Monday the sky falls on our head.
  19. Those were the days.
  20. Psst! SW
  21. Bernd Leno...quite excited by this
  22. I see that jug-eared tree hugging parasite Charles is to walk
  23. I have been banned! I can't post or nuffink.
  24. Free the Sir C one!
  25. Pat Vegas also has been canned. I can't log in
  26. What the fck is going on here.
  27. The End of AWIMB
  28. Least you f*ckers could do was choose handles close to your previous won
  29. I have to meet a friend for an evening 'in the pub' :-(
  30. Should we refuse to go back to our old names if they fix it?
  31. I'm back
  32. I see that other pointless thing has now gone from here
  33. This made me laugh a great deal
  34. Hello?
  35. Swiss timekeeping is unimpressive imo
  36. What's all this?
  37. Looks like the Awimb server has had a classic meltdown
  38. The Yank pastor....looooooooooooool
  39. Most boring Cup Final for some time?
  40. Actual question: do they do a fertility test of the incoming member of the royal
  41. My manager has offered me to PSG. Fvcking too bloody right.
  42. Fewer doors at school. My solution is somewhat different. Only students who have
  43. Wow! Abramovich's visa not renewed. Good on ya, UKers.
  44. Now I had exactly zero interest in the Royal Wedding. I am quite happy for others
  45. It begins.
  46. The MILF in the royal blue dress to Meghan's left, front pew furthest forward
  47. Amusing that the Government appear to be refusing Abramovich
  48. Xavi's gone, Iniesta's gone, Messi and Ronaldo will soon be gone,
  49. Bellend out
  50. Westworld
  51. In European football at the weekend
  52. Did anyone see thon Jeremy Thorpe thing?
  53. Unai Emery
  54. The question is whether we *want Neymar.
  55. Poor Paul Merson...hes going to struggle with this win!
  56. Midday Emery was 66/1
  57. And we've turfed Santi out* as well :-(
  58. I was rather looking forward to Arteta. Proper gentleman, knows what the club is
  59. Emery...does his video analysis & gives the players USB sticks to watch
  60. Does this mean the club is now run by AFTV? I was no more up for MA8 than most (I
  61. I must say, our new home shirt for next season does look
  62. Happily, Unai Emery just passes the '[Insert name here]'s red and white army' test.
  63. Bad omen number one.
  64. This chap either knows what he's talking about or he's a decent blagger.
  65. And you just know that regardless of how you pronounce his name some
  66. So for his first home match we should kick off the chanting with
  67. I know public information films of the 70s and 80s are a standard comedy trope, but
  68. Lisbon
  69. Excellent stuff from F365.....
  70. This could be fun, you know
  71. Of course, there's nothing official yet.
  72. So no new goalkeeper, then?
  73. I know we've covered this before but this whole Women in Sport
  74. "Aubameyang has had an inconsistent start to his Gunners career since signing
  75. Never really got into Philip Roth, if I'm honest. I was indoctrinated against him
  76. Visit Rwanda?
  77. All official then
  78. Forgot to mention that I got burgled last Friday
  79. Wonder whether he'll bring Lucas Perez back
  80. He's the same age as Arsene was when he arrived?
  81. Football deviants and perverts, and not just Anaconda
  82. He wears a suit on the touchline
  83. Nzonzi and The Drax
  84. HOLY SMOKES...he just said his first signing will be
  85. Like this comment from Ivan regarding recruiting the new manager
  86. His English seems fine to me
  87. Oh God he speaks comedy 'English'.
  88. His english is appalling! Berni and Charlie will be apoplectic. He sounds like the
  89. Any cool spots in Hong Kong? I realize it's fallen off a bit since 1999, but
  90. The new chap looks like just Michael Vaughan.
  91. One thing...the new kit
  92. Thoughts on Solo...very disappointed the made Lando a
  93. Interesting....
  94. Have a look at the little 'Unai's first day - behind the scenes' video.
  95. So the initial signs are very, very, very good
  96. Those of you clever with phonetics and sounds as words thingys
  97. Wouldnt it be a hoot if he turns our defence
  98. THis GDPR thing is like shining a bright light on all the
  99. I note that doctors are now adjuring us to forego alcohol, sausages and bacon.
  100. This, from your (theoretically Conservative) prime minister.
  101. This is very, very funny.
  102. So a great opening session at Lords then
  103. Our new head coach looks like Seb Coe
  104. I'll be curious to see how the Russians (take note Ash) talk their way out of this
  105. Ladies and Gentlemen - I give you our next manager
  106. God knows I have had my issues with Cook over the years, but credit where it's due.
  107. That little Kim lad is playing with fire, imo.
  108. A beautiful sound.
  109. Last five wickets gone for 19 runs. `
  110. So Morgan Freeman has apologised for sexual misconduct
  111. One good point
  112. My feelings about the Irish referendum are a bit like my feelings
  113. It ought to be said, our training facilities do look awfully swish.
  114. Good to see the weekend's weather turning to crap on the forecasts
  115. Bungler? Who is Bungler?
  116. 'New Chapter' for Wilshere
  117. IPL there...season on the line and you let two U19s bowl the last two overs
  118. Have we signed anyone yet?
  119. Dick out!
  120. WD Lance Froome
  121. Happy 26th May everyone
  122. Geddin the whites!
  123. Liverpool badly needed half time imo
  124. That **** Ramos knew exactly what he was doing there.
  125. Well that was unfortunate...
  126. Karius WTF ???
  127. Donkey Kong there!!!
  128. Good grief!
  129. Loooooooooool
  130. The pool keeper is having a bad game imo
  131. At least I didn't have to endure a Ronaldo goal .. respect to thon fat **** that
  132. So before Liverpool kick off the goalkeeper merry go round
  133. Shame this didnt get more exposure...
  134. Oh dear.. catching up with Florence on the Biggest Weekend thing. Farkin silly
  135. I wouldn't want Paul Scholes for my family member. Completely insufferable.
  136. This new guy, Sokratis, looks like he'd want to fvck you up.
  137. So according to an article in the Guardian today, Florentino Perez once told Ronaldo
  138. Lichtsteiner...
  139. And on top of all that, what the fck has Raheem Sterling done?
  140. plus a change
  141. :clap: This video of accusations against Morgan Freeman is worth watching
  142. I didn't realise Roman Abramovich is a bit jew-ish.
  143. Paris Spider-Man
  144. Gardening in May must be be the biggest fag of all.
  145. Hmm, my iphone has decided that for no reason at all
  146. Final thought for the day......
  147. That Owen Wilson bloke
  148. Bould Gone - Clearing out his things
  149. Coffee Disaster
  150. I need to sell my house and it is pretty ****ing ****
  151. Well I for one will miss the nuisance calls. ..
  152. Those Italians are so naive, aren't they?
  153. What dark, dark arts they now practise in the Kremlin. They murder journalists then
  154. Today's mini-generation of tennis players is deadly dull. No charisma,
  155. WES to explode in 5...4....3....
  156. There's one super out of shape ball boy at the French. Wtf.
  157. Gabriele Marcoti.
  158. Zidane Gone
  159. Anyone know why buses arent required to have seatbelts but
  160. "Chelsea FC announces today that it has put its new stadium project on hold."
  161. Anyone getting excited about us signing Yacine Adli?
  162. Why the **** have England dropped Mark Wood??
  163. The Germany Zoo escape!!
  164. Shoreditch, any opinions? Will be there tomorrow night...
  165. :o
  166. Early days, of course, but so far the Grenfell Inquiry seems to be leaning towards
  167. AWIMB gets mentioned in the Arseblog column today.
  168. My word. Remember how Neville Southall tended towards the fuller figure?
  169. I am incredibly hungover and it hurts quite a bit
  170. Tony Cascarino has a brain tumour.
  171. My word, I'be got Libby Purves desperately denying
  172. Our boy Unai...
  173. :hehe: In mitigation
  174. The humidity today in Hong Kong is not 150%
  175. Is Sir C about and has he seen Simon Jenkins' latest one?
  176. The source of much debate - what is the best colour tie for a blue suit/white shirt
  177. SSN: 'Marouane Fellaini in advanced talks with another premier league club'
  178. We've signed Liechenstein!!
  179. As I was being forced to endure an episode of 'The Handmaid's Tale' with my wife last
  180. This Adidas deal is great. hopefully they can release a few
  181. In Amsterdam for work, I can't indulge.....
  182. You have to say fair play to whoever sent this text in
  183. I'e started watching thon Jeremy Thorpe programme.
  184. So the Archbish of C said the EU is the greatest dream realised for human beings
  185. To those that wanna see what we did in free festy terms after Magiie/Major threw us
  186. Yesterday Liechtenstein, today Aldi
  187. I can't wait until the Guardian goes bust......
  188. So. D Day.
  189. oooh big hotel fire.
  190. #TimeTraveller
  191. I suspect we are going to be come the type of squard
  192. Yet another TV subscription required
  193. Stringfellow gone
  194. Dave from Minder gone
  195. LOL! Chap at work's underling leaves, so I was talking to him about recruitment and
  196. So two transers compete in a women's 100m race and you'll never guess what happened..
  197. Sam Wallace from The Telgraph was in our office doing a Q&A
  198. Joel Campbell vs Welbeck..
  199. Love you long time
  200. Fcking hell, Welbeck
  201. Stanley Cup thoughts...
  202. Anthony Bourdain gone.....
  203. Mid-season break in the PL?
  204. David Beckham has got Harper's teacher pregnant
  205. Evening Wimbers
  206. Do like these Scotland cricket blazers though.
  207. Lol Bellend getting right mugged off at the F1...
  208. Hong Kong, faggits. Gonna look for some prostitutes pretty soon.
  209. Sorry, but the strangest story around at the moment is Justin Trudeau's fake eyebrows
  210. I must say, The Donald is absolutely delighting me at present.
  211. I see Stan Collymore is engaged on a charm offensive.
  212. After spending a week in a German resort on Mallorca (don't ask), I can confirm that
  213. Can't wait to get out of London
  214. MovieWimb - Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missourri.
  215. I went on the chair lift thingy from Victoria Dock to North Greenwich on Saturday.
  216. Chap I used to work with gone.
  217. GDPR. So how come all those companies who told me I wouldn't hear from them
  218. Much of the world's media are clearly hating every minute of this summit.
  219. Fire sale at Sporting Lisbon! All kicking off between players/management & fans
  220. The Joel Campbell fan club's been quiet for a few days
  221. Socceraid - As expected there's now a whole load of bleating
  222. So Freddie's back coaching the U-23s. Did it all go wrong when he stopped dieing
  223. CarWIMB - I have roughly 10k to spend
  224. This site is riven with communists and enemies of democracy.
  225. Torriera oh oh oh, Torriera oh oh oh.
  226. Spain are apparently about to sack their boss a day before the WC starts
  227. It's really quite difficult to say this sort of thing, but is this really worth a VC?
  228. How many Goals will Welbeck score during the world cup?
  229. When can we start talking about the Grenfell survivors with the same contempt as the
  230. Spain should appoint Arsene!
  231. So the US, Canada and Mexico get the 2026 World Cup.
  232. Just had the office sweepstake
  233. Boredom Wood fixture ?
  234. Season will start well then...
  235. Nice easy start
  236. No-one ever wants to see another politician murdered on our streets
  237. Russia vs Saudi Ar**ia
  238. Tommy Robinson
  239. I think Ive just reached the post-Wenger grief phase
  240. Tatchell the first arrest of the World Cup
  241. Noooooooooooooooooooooooo !
  242. Saudi Ar**ians practicing their new chant for the World Cup
  243. My God, a girl in the office has just said she fancies G Neville
  244. Robbie Williams is a ****.
  245. 75 it has cost me for a bloody pre-season friendly.
  246. This translator is putting a lot of emphasis on the cnt in country :hehe:
  247. You can have this tip for free.
  248. Did I imagine it, or did the commentator just say "Stalin had a proper 'tache"...?
  249. You've got to feel sorry for the Saudi public.
  250. The Hand Choppers made that guy look like Messi