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  1. Game of Thrones.
  2. Wait. Our Saviour has been identified.
  3. World Record Run Chase....
  4. Afternoon
  5. It's my birthday tomorrow and it's gonna be hot, hot, hot
  6. Bairstow just holed out at mid-on when we were 84-4 chasing four hundred and plenty.
  7. Moeen there
  8. Next England captain
  9. Szczesny gone.
  10. In re Alexis, I think the thing to do is inflict a minor injury on him. Knacker the
  11. Game of Thrones!
  12. So I suspect Joel Campbell won't be sold then.
  13. When and where will all this stop?
  14. Talking of students, it seems rather a lot of them voted twice for Labour.
  15. Reviewer feels it necessary to mention the lack of women and 'people of color' in
  16. I think we can all agree that the most distressing g aspect of Game of Thrones last
  17. Errmmmm...what?
  18. Awimb help.
  19. That big old lot in GoT. You know, thon gurt manwoman.
  20. In the last 30 minutes I have taken two phone calls
  21. Dinner.
  22. sup ****s?:wave:
  23. This weather is ****.
  24. There seem to be an awful lot of BBC employees on Twitter this morning listing all
  25. I have this constant itch in my nose
  26. Come to think of it, I am actually quite interested to find out
  27. People have suggested I grow up in the past.
  28. Bayern Munich then, is it.
  29. I always knew Londoners got ripped off. But I was looking at some train tickets
  30. Wenger - The decision has been made...we will not sell.
  31. 花一些他媽的錢 imo
  32. Don't people in China* have proper jobs then? A Wednesday lunchtime?
  33. Our new Bosnian gone.
  34. The verdict is in on Kolasinec already, then.
  35. Why did we ever agree to play these cunds.
  36. So it seems our chums in the ever-democratic EU are threatening to suspend Poland's
  37. Adolf Hitler! Josef Goebbels! Kaiser Wilhelm! Albert Einstein!
  38. iWobi with the equaliser
  39. Booom!
  40. Text message from friend in Tanzania.
  41. Yes!
  42. Youse lot are going to end up working until you're 90 :hehe:
  43. Wow. Remember that nice MP Louise Mensch asking Rupert Murdoch all those difficult
  44. Tonight I am alone in my own property. There are so many questions unanswered at this
  45. In Germany, there's a bit of weather about today, so I gather #facebook
  46. Sir Chesney literally crying when asked about leaving Arsenal
  47. Slightly :deviant: behaviour last night, watched the women's footy
  48. I got shouted at by a shouty train person this morning :-(
  49. Violent crime soaring. Still, at least the police have their priorities right and are
  50. Chap in the Grauniad reckons we're keeping Alexis because of
  51. Malan in.
  52. Following on from Women's football
  53. Not all teenagers are bad....
  54. Ha! AWIMB with it's finger on the pulse, as usual.
  55. the famous musicans killing themselves later on in life
  56. ACN moved
  57. Burney, your analogy between our treatment of animals and prostitution seems flawed
  58. So, is this Lemar chap too shy to join us after all then?
  59. Fúcking hell, now I'm gonna have to order some peking duck tonight :(
  60. World Aquatics Championships
  61. Ha! This is rather funny. Clearly the propaganda telling us all how awful we are
  62. This prosthetic pen1s rape case thingummy's bloody odd
  63. To treat business associates to prostitutes, or not to?
  64. That Arsenal Beijing shirt is hot. All that Chinese lettering on it.
  65. tonight I will have Indian food
  66. Arsene Wenger's positon has become untenable after
  67. Pieterson gone.
  68. barrybueno gone
  69. These fixtures do not benefit us at all
  70. I'm wondering when Wenger will ditch the back three and revert to his beloved 4-3-3?
  71. Kolasnic looks overweight. Turns like a bus and Chelsea made him look silly a few
  72. Nothing like a good pre season kyunting from Chelsea to motivate Sanchez
  73. Missing Body Part....Pedro's Head
  74. Some seriously lazy investigative journalism here, mind.
  75. Now I know this chap is being portrayed as the villain of the piece, but...
  76. Is the Tory party actually on a mission to alienate every single voter in the country
  77. I went to a nice pub on Saturday in Hertfordshire
  78. I walked through Deptford on Saturday and lived.
  79. Gender Fluid suspects
  80. I don't think we've treated Mr Perez very well imo
  81. Jesus Q Christ
  82. Right to erasure and Legitimate Interests
  83. Well done to the Biriths state for upholding its right to kill innocent individuals
  84. Edit Of The Week.
  85. The Guardian - Nice spin on the headline
  86. The Guardian - Nice spin on the headline
  87. I find it well-nigh impossible to stop laughing at this
  88. Diversity, cultural enrichment, melting pot, etc, etc...
  89. Leave it to Chelsea to start an international incident with China
  90. When does the season start?
  91. Mbappe gone.
  92. Wellington hasn't got the boot after all...
  93. Ross Barkley for £50m ???
  94. I came late to Detectorists. I'm just watching the second series now.
  95. I'm half expecting Arsenal to make a £120M bid for Mbappe tomorrow
  96. To be signed by the Arsenal is an honour which not many players achieve but
  97. They can't arbitrarily ban the rumble of the V8, the buzzsaw whine of the straight 6
  98. Have we signed that little w@nker yet then?
  99. I for one have no problem with chlorine-washed chicken.
  100. I need create a document.
  101. The Donald has banned the transgenderers from the US military!
  102. Now the judge in the Gard case refuses to allow him to die at home.
  103. Boots Tuna & Mayo sandwich.
  104. Dinner.
  105. Wonder how the assorted apologists are gonna deal with this chick
  106. The new home kit looks a bit too dark of a red for my liking.
  107. I just collected 500 tickets at the train station from the machine
  108. Things not to do in France:
  109. Just switched it on;
  110. We are the most successful English team of the last four years
  111. I'd be interested to know how many of them would actually sign up?
  112. Hold on, apparently Santi's not dead and may be fit one day!
  113. One out of every 40 old pound coins are thought to be fake, according to the BBC.
  114. I see Arseblog is looking to go down the patreon route. Shrewd imo.
  115. Conti vs Spurs...that's clearly a 10-8 round pour moi
  116. Oh.. I say..
  117. Nobody believes in Bale to Arsenal rumors. Nobody, except for one.
  118. Do the bookies know something I don't?
  119. I can't remember squirting my armpits this morning.
  120. FashWIMB: I have a work leaving do at some abomination of a place this evening.
  121. NightmareWIMB: The helicopter was buzzing around outside my window
  122. Apparently a third bid now turned down for this Lemar bloke ?
  123. F1 Stuff.....
  124. This was my favourite trasnfer rumour from this morning
  125. Yesterday's Racing Shenanigans + Illumanati
  126. Two sixes to get his ton!
  127. This Russian "interference" with US elections
  128. MK Dons or AFC Wimbledon
  129. The Emirates cup game isn't being shown on an HD channel
  130. That Walcott boy looks promising.
  131. Return of the ever-popular Awimb Fantasy League!
  132. We have such a sh!t defense.
  133. oxlade chamberlain, why don't you do something surprising for once.
  134. Right, that's it. That prick Kroenke has finally dragged our name into the gutter.
  135. I was quite excited for the new season. but these preseason friendlies are not very
  136. I note from various weekend media sources that poor Sanchez has influenza.
  137. Can't he just buy a decent centre half?
  138. So one may not mention that Vanessa Feltz is jewish. Is it acceptable to
  139. I understand the film Dunkirk was a primarily a British endeavour? This alone is
  140. Bavuma and Philander gone
  141. All these people leaping on the Passchendaele bandwagon.
  142. Have to say, i'm loving the crying from Barca in regards to
  143. Speaking of Feltz.
  144. Agnew has beaten Sir Geoffrey all ends up there.
  145. Just reading more on this Kevin Myers fellow and it's very funny.
  146. Matic to Utd for £35m. Decent signing that.
  147. Sam Shepard RIP
  148. Considering the inflated prices for players these days..especially strikers
  149. This Kroenke hunting thing is repugnant, but there is some pretty empty moral
  150. Which dirty fúcker recommended I go and see Dunkirk then?
  151. Oh my word, isn't she so very lovely..
  152. Black Women's Equal Pay Day?
  153. So I can't have been the only one to think the latest GoT was a bit meh, can I?
  154. Forget all this ****. You know what annoys me.
  155. Of course, the statistics that would reveal whether or not this is down to
  156. Touch typing. I swapped my stilsons for a keyboard 20 years ago and I am still a
  157. I've lost a lot of weight and not sure when to stop.
  158. Is there a flag for straight pride?
  159. :hehe: Apparently Emirates can't rule out pulling Arsenal's sponsorship deal due to
  160. Anyone going to the Leicester game?
  161. Murderer! Scum!!!
  162. Neymar to PSG looks like it's happening then.
  163. I see another of "The Few" has passed. I am no slavering right
  164. The problem with opposing Kroenke's hunting thing is that one finds oneself on the
  165. I've got to go to fúcking Wales.
  166. I'm not really looking forward to this season imo
  167. This picture left me wondering if the bloke on the left missed the memo about cropped
  168. More racist bigotry from the Trump administration
  169. Sanchez gone?
  170. Over 60,000 sign Kronke out petition!
  171. Wet Wednesdays seem to have got me into a spot of bother.
  172. Those crazy Poles :hehe:
  173. Rich! I think we need a little flesh on the tale. You and
  174. La Liga rejects Neymar/PSG attempt to buy out the contract.
  175. I work in a supposed professional business environment. the majority people here seem
  176. Silly Spanish fúckers
  177. Kodiwimb - I've heard a lot of people saying how great this is for watching live
  178. Neymar for £200m means we need a complete change.
  179. Neymar had 13 goals last season.
  180. the lack of Awimb activity reflects my mood
  181. So Robert Hardy has left us then.
  182. Is LA about? What are the chances of Hoffenheim giving us all
  183. Stan has stopped harassing animals
  184. I was expecting a package from some chump in London. I gave him an 8 line address but
  185. GoT-WIMB: On Euron's magic ship-replicating machine
  186. I know it's sale but.........
  187. I was getting a bit bored of Neymar, but, on the other hand, his sister
  188. I can see why Ox has been deputized to right back. Apart from Hector we
  189. Talk about having nothing better to do >>>
  190. Big Fat Frank and Stevie Retard are looking very trim. Glenda, conversely, appears
  191. A minutes silence for Grenfell?
  192. Comforting to see Walcott's shítness hasn't deserted him :-D
  193. Courtouis :clap:
  194. Alexis is saying goodbye innit :cry:
  195. This season is already a success!!!
  196. A few post-match thoughts
  197. So I spent Friday evening in hospital in Stevenage having an injection in my eyeball
  198. Our opponents miss two pelanties and still Cech doesn't save one :hehe:
  199. Xhaka is the *******s.
  200. Theo's new hair is worth an extra five goals this season imo.
  201. I am not sure the new pelanty shoot out system is fair.
  202. Blackfriars Bridge :baghead:
  203. No spoilers, I promise, but those of you who haven't seen tonight's GoT are going to
  204. So, a, as our resident Balkan expert, what will our recent influx of such types mean
  205. I am with Serena Williams on black women pay equality
  206. Gotta love Gatlins old mans comment about booing fans 'disrespecting the sport'
  207. I have managed to seriously offend somebody by asking them whether they need to be at
  208. Amla's going to bat all week, by the looks of things.
  209. Jury service is ****.
  210. They're going over like ninepins now.
  211. Hey guys I don't think Pedro's challenge was a red.
  212. Not a fan of Walcott's new hairstyle. Like a clerk in a throwback movie.
  213. I would assume Roman A had a pre-nup ?
  214. Google memo fella gone :-(
  215. Could be worth keeping an eye on Newcastle United next season; you can't really tell
  216. Premier League table - prediction
  217. This "kidnapped" glamour model stuff is all a bit weird
  218. Any washing machine (AEG) repair company recommendations?
  219. Kolasinac nickname?!?
  220. Ok, i'll level with you, Awimb. I don't really know what the gold stars are
  221. Well, this was my favourite headline from the papers today:
  222. Favourite Glen Campbell song?
  223. Going into the first game of the season without a ****load of players
  224. What do we think AWIMB. Is this just more of the usual sabre-rattling
  225. I feel like a real man now.
  226. Sir C I am in negotiations on a several items.
  227. Signed shirt WIMB: I've got a signed 93/94 away shirt
  228. Sanchez out of the Leicester game with 'an abdominal strain', eh?
  229. You do all realise that Glen was a blistering axeman?
  230. Old Skool Poll- Will we actually sign anybody else?
  231. So the EU Commission fights tooth and nail for three years not to reveal its expenses
  232. Great interview from the boy Danny.
  233. Not to sound ignorant
  234. So how do we feel about a nonce being paid £10k to infiltrate a child sex grooming
  235. Wowser, Sarah Champions has just become the first mainstream British politician
  236. Poor poor Kiki
  237. Tomorrow is casual Friday at work :yawn:
  238. :music: Bob Dylan - talking world war 3 blues :music:
  239. Premier League odds
  240. Can't see selling oxlade to chelsea.
  241. If it doesn't go well tonight things are going to get toxic immediately, aren't they?
  242. June 2015: Parliament votes for EU referendum
  243. Saw Mesut walking down my road again yesterday with a young filly
  244. Comforting to imagine Sir C earnestly pacing
  245. Well said Monsieur Wenger about Conte and Chelsea
  246. Coutinho handed in a transfer request then.....
  247. Any idea if herewill be a stream tonight?
  248. Fifteen minutes til life returns to normal. I have an
  249. Ooooooooh!
  250. They should play all matches on Fridays