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  1. Oy! Sir Charlie! You offered to put me in touch with some skank in Berlin.
  2. So Steve Bould in and Wenger upstairs... or am I being a tad too hasty...?
  3. Lucas, Welbz and Feo are fighting for one place if Alexis starts up front, or the
  4. How has this ban on seven countries suddenly become
  5. Congrats to Sutton Utd for beating Dirty Leeds.
  6. Burney, I need your insight on a rather important matter
  7. Oxlade-Chamberlain, or 'Chambo', as I like to call him.
  8. I watched the contest for our Eurovision entry at the weekend.
  9. Moyes has clearly decided just to have the 2010-11 Everton squad
  10. Not bad from the Dutchers
  11. quite cunning of Bouldy to sneak an entire back four on the bench
  12. Weekend Musings...
  13. Pat....this is an EPIC walkout :clap: #tarzanboy
  14. Pochettino replace Wenger?
  15. That's handy, Watford have sold Ighalo for £20m
  16. This time on Saturday we're going to be 2 points behind Chelsea.
  17. Any of you HR gurus clued up on Tupe Law?
  18. The adjudicating stylings of Martin Atkinson
  19. The draw will, of course, be rigged
  20. We should play our strongest XI :clap:
  21. I dreamt last night that I saw Donald Trump on a parade through Hoddesdon.
  22. Petition.parliament.uk - will someone please shut this bloody thing down?
  23. YUGE day for Wayne Ankers imo
  24. I suspect we will go on an unbeaten run with Bould in charge.
  25. I read that Ancelotti says Bayern will benefit from having a winter break.
  26. Ribery out of CL matches against us
  27. Have we signed Lee Sharpe yet?
  28. So, the pooves convicted of poovery have been pardoned.
  29. Oh, SNP! Don't ever change, you thick, hypocritical fückers. :hehe:
  30. Trump really has gone too far this time.
  31. Singapore noodles tonight.
  32. Places I have eaten, sad and alone, in chinese restaurants.
  33. It's deadline day and nobody is demanding we sign anybody.
  34. Awful, awful start to the game. Absolutely terrible defending.
  35. Bould out
  36. Nacho trying a dive. So it's come to this. Is Feo on the bench?
  37. Need someone to take a bit of leadership here
  38. Does Wenger's ban mean we are also spared his comedy french accent bull****
  39. Liverpool 0 - 1 Chelsea
  40. Has Iwobi done anything first half? Perhaps bring on Perez. Better option than Feo,
  41. Stop phoning, Herbs. I was wrong. Alex is doing the biz.
  42. Going much better over on Arsenal.com
  43. When you told him to bring on Lucas, did he choose to take off Coq, Herbs?
  44. I blame Arsenal Fabs TV for talking about the Chavs game without worrying about WFC.
  45. Oh FFS :headwand:
  46. I don't think Mezut likes playing in the rain. His eyeballs
  47. Wenger still has an hour or so to make some phone calls
  48. I'm thinking that was Ramsey's last game
  49. 'It looked more mentally that we were not ready for the challenges'
  50. Apart from the obvious I made some other observations about last nights game.
  51. Anyway, at least we can let go of any lingering thoughts of the title now.
  52. Right, so given that we've shown that we're an OK-ish team, but aren't going to win
  53. When we beat Chelsea on Saturday
  54. So if someone suggests that senior judges' political affiliations may be problematic
  55. BBC has lost the rights to the Olympics
  56. I was trying to pin point the time when this country turned into a bunch of 'outraged
  57. Can we implement fines for players who turn their back on shots?
  58. Hate to bring this up but - Mustafi's lack of pace for the 2nd goal.
  59. oh good a 3 day tube strike next week.
  60. Anyone spot the steward last night trying to throw the ball back to Gomes, only for i
  61. Hmm it's Coq's fault :hehe:
  62. What first comes to mind when you see this past arsenal shirt?
  63. Your naughty Kent boys
  64. So Debuchy and Jenkinson are still with the club.
  65. India vs England...the final T20
  66. some of Arsene's more questionable moments?
  67. Do you have your work email on your personal phone?
  68. General Knowledge. Who was the first Brazillian to win a Premier League winners medal
  69. Bobby Pires is in the building!
  70. England gone
  71. Who was the first Brazilian player to win a Community Shield winners medal?
  72. To be fair to the lad Stokes
  73. Book reviewimb
  74. Question for Awimb. If women and men are equal in the workplace.
  75. I hope this quote from Tump is legit.
  76. Are there any channels that actually show history programmes.
  77. So, that's Manchester United out of it then?
  78. Sir C what's the word on the street for the ALFA ROMEO GIULIA QUADRIFOGLIO?
  79. F*ck me! Vera Lynn's STILL alive?
  80. If you supported another team which Arsenal players would you dislike?
  81. Does anyone else watch Vikings?
  82. Surely even Donald wouldn't be this mental?
  83. Lampard retires!
  84. If Wenger does decide to not sign a new deal.
  85. Something of the Sepp Blatter about Georgey Graham, wasn't there
  86. A leetle beet irresponsible from the Standard
  87. That squaddie bothering lawyer has been struck off :clap:
  88. The Americans have basically elected J.R. Ewing president
  89. Is it wrong that the most joy I get from football nowadays is when ManU drop points
  90. Good Trump / Bad Trump
  91. I deeply apologise for the amount of football related posts I have made in the past 2
  92. It's (sort of) still daylight outside, the birds are singing and it feels like
  93. This FA cup game against Sutton.
  94. What's for dinner?
  95. Muesli and cereal and all that sort of thing is basically rabbit food, isn't it.
  96. Breaking news: French soldier attacked by man with knife doesn't surrender!
  97. How awimb shapes your thoughts - I read this and thought of Ash
  98. Islamic terrorists. In order to retain the element of surprise, perhaps consider not
  99. Last chance for the title Altern.
  100. FashWIMB: How fast or slow does your working day go?
  101. Your random sports playing stories.
  102. What's on your desk?
  103. What's Awimb' Opinion on standing desks?
  104. 'I'm a professor!'
  105. A little something for Nicos
  106. Lunch review.
  107. tube strike cancelled :cloud9:
  108. In one days work I have built a report that saves at least a hundred hours a year
  109. We're gonna get gubbed
  110. You pussy Bellerin
  111. Was just going to say, this isn't too bad,
  112. Oh dear
  113. That's bitter. Very bitter indeed.
  114. Oh good grief
  115. Well that's a **** start to the weekend.
  116. Goal for the Arsenal at the Bridge!
  117. What odds will I get on us coming 5th? It's over, init? AW will fail to qualify for
  118. This sucks. I have literally no sports to watch until the french open.
  119. Has he resigned yet ?
  120. Gylfi Sigurdsson is looking like everything we were hoping Ramsey would become
  121. It's like a morgue in here. The passing of a once-great man. I, the Thane of Cawdor,
  122. Elneny's goal in the Afcon final...
  123. Apart from the first goal (was a foul imo) G Neville got everything else spot on
  124. There are arguments both ways as to whether Bellerin was fouled, however one thing is
  125. Cook gone
  126. I am not concerned if Spurs finish above us or somehow win the league.
  127. Your mum's been on telly again
  128. Giroud's goal could be decisive
  129. So....how about them Canadians in the Tennis??
  130. If it comes down to only keeping one of Ozil or Sanchez
  131. So, Hull in the ascendancy; we a leeeetle bit ****
  132. Let's change the subject
  133. Tom Brady :cloud9:
  134. Sad news about Joost van der Westhuizen
  135. I am convinced that Gary Neville has his
  136. Good news. Today is a day of zero tolerance to FGM.
  137. So anyone visit a Mosque yesterday?
  138. There is a camp fella in the office I want to know his secret.
  139. There is an American fella in the office I want to know his secret.
  140. Winter is coming.
  141. What's the point of our Top4 Trophy anyway? Gets us a mighty pot of money - meh! My
  142. Wake up for **** sake
  143. "I had a mind gym session at work yesterday about creating your own luck"
  144. Ok Awimb. We often have Americans in the office. Why are they a novelty?
  145. The dreaded "vote of confidence".
  146. THERE it is, at last! I told you they'd find a way to stop the whole thing.
  147. What do you think of Tottenham?
  148. Arsene wenger gone !!!
  149. New scottish tourette's genius!
  150. WES - look at these UK Muslim poll stats from our national papers all from major poll
  151. The BBC thing about Brexit voting demographics
  152. Wenger, Sanchez, Ozil Out!
  153. Matjes, Riesling and black bread for breakfast.
  154. To hell with Muslim debates and Arsenal controversy, can we all agree that 'Becks'
  155. I have been given an agreement in principle.
  156. Well this French election is promising to be a rum do.
  157. "Bayern Munich Captain Announces Retirement."
  158. Does anyone else think she looks a bit like a former leader?
  159. Good grief.
  160. Dirty little midget b@stards!
  161. Well, there you have it. Sir C was right all along. Rolf innocent.
  162. Why the 'And Leicester' in the we all follow the arsenal chant?
  163. Ta-ra Palmer Tompkinson
  164. This bloated ArsenalFanTV ****
  165. This Massimiliano Allegri chap....
  166. Contemplating a bet on SUTTON
  167. Lordy. but there's some whining going on about yesterday's Brexit vote.
  168. We will not be buying Joe Hart anyway #WengerPresser
  169. Really hope "Commons Bar" isn't a euphemism :-(
  170. Just in case you are worried about the strange object hurtling your way from Germany
  171. Awimb I am completely knackered today and had a few drinks last night.
  172. I went for a meeting yesterday at a major motor manufacturer.
  173. Smudger
  174. So, the Portuguese supreme court says that McCanns haven't been cleared, eh?
  175. He seems to have changed his tune ..
  176. What's for lunch fine Gentlemen of Awimb?
  177. These virtue signallers who reply to Donald Trump on Twitter.
  178. I'm not the most experienced driver
  179. Yes, that's all very well but what about poor old Joe Hart.
  180. Dinner. I've got lamb, I've got lentils.
  181. Thomas Tuchel
  182. Stuart Broad to skipper England in the Ashes would be fun, I think,
  183. Sir C how was your Sexy lamb and lentils?
  184. Are Tottenham in the 'title race'
  185. I have just received this communication from a Dutch
  186. All this Yankee food talk means I MUST go to Goodmans for lunch
  187. Talking of food, a PR has invited me out to lunch at an Iraqi place in Tolworth
  188. Yeah, that's not groping, love, that's gravitational pull
  189. For those with some time on their hands and a love of defensive football
  190. Wallpaper
  191. 450 g 60 day aged USDA ribeye on the bone and creamed spinach
  192. Well done the Daily Smash :massiveclap:
  193. This is what we need - a club showing firm, quick decision making
  194. Can someone explain to me why Alexis scoring with an invokubtary handball
  195. Spurs are having one :hehe:
  196. Swiiiiiiiing Looooooooooow
  197. Whats up b!tches. Yer boy here is on your side of the Atlantic once more.
  198. It's only 10 points :cloud9: it's on
  199. Baking cakes is a piece of piss
  200. Paul Beaumont - Legend
  201. I'll tell you who else can fück off...
  202. A little while ago a picture of some women from Sweden's "feminist government"
  203. Wenger please allow Lucas to play more.
  204. Hmmm. Someone's just suggested I've made a racist comment.
  205. Bayern v Arsenal betting
  206. Against modern football.
  207. Lunch of chicken soup, matzo balls, noodles, shredded roast chicken & carrots for the
  208. I've been told off the record
  209. Tactics for Bayern game
  210. ads on this site
  211. Anybody bored of this dreary weather?
  212. Why have I not seen anyone touting the eminently real possibility of swapping
  213. Valentine's Day has been banned in Pakistan.
  214. Valentines Lunch plans with the missus
  215. I just met Eva Carneiro
  216. So how will you treat your valentine tonight?
  217. Why have I not seen anyone touting the eminently real possibility of swapping
  218. What do you think of Lunch?
  219. That lunch was... weird.
  220. So, a scouser in 'Lying about knowing someone who died at Hillsborough' shocker.
  221. Following on Berni's lying scouse thread.
  222. fash, did you go to the butcher for your steak, and which cut did you buy?
  223. Ash. Hillman Imp with rear window open and back seats folded.
  224. Did the old awimb have a 'mark all as read' button on the top left?
  225. They always compare Arsenal and Barcelona style wise
  226. Muted response to our playing Bayern tonight much?
  227. Paging Dr Manuel
  228. Also, this Tuchel bloke. Someone here was touting him as a replacement for Arsene.
  229. I must say that after all this tedious hacking and cyber warfare crap, it's good to
  230. Of course the big advantage of coming second in the group is
  231. Sir C, some words on Harrison Ford please.
  232. :cloud9: I have a 1 month gig to be a researcher on a reality tv show.
  233. I know it's become a bit of a cliche for heterosexual men to make jokes
  234. Some vaguely interesting stuff on our errant midfielder here from his old club
  235. Luis Anaconda - Luis Anaconda – remind me of your belief that Wenger didn’t give
  236. Remember when we went to Milan for the first leg and felt quite upbeat?
  237. Oi, la. This pretty much encapsulates my feelings about Taboo
  238. Tony Cascarino.
  239. I was a bit late to the butcher so I had to resort to going to waitrose :-(
  240. Been reading a few stories about the rise of hate crimes since
  241. Let's get behind the team tonight I will be.
  242. Can we all agree that Van Morrison's bestest song is Into The Mystic?
  243. word on the street is Walcott is dropped for tonight :cloud9:
  244. Can we all agree that van Persie's bestest goal is the volley from Rooney's pass ?
  245. I have just eaten some raw cured goose purchased in Munich
  246. Oh well.
  247. Oh dear God. Bye-bye season. Woeful from Coq. Why don't we buy a DM? Xhaka's not
  248. Pat. Notice my reverse jinxing in reply to you just now? I'm claiming that.
  249. You have to give Bayern credit
  250. Same again please :hide: