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  1. Very disappointed, but not surprised at all by the Greeks. They
  2. In all the referendum hoo-hah, I did like the way they found some great Greek stereotypes to
  3. I'm going to get me one of these and sort my rep.
  4. As we've sold Podolski this has made some of twitter instantly decide that we will now purchase
  5. Come on Japan, you can do it!
  6. Are we usually being linked with some decent players by July? It seems that all is quiet this time
  7. Is there a deadline for this Greek business or does it just depend how like Germany and the EU want
  8. Wave Bye bye dickhead.
  9. I take it everyone is in full Schadenfreude mode about rVp being sold to Fenerbache against his will
  10. ooh it's 7/7 tomorrow. 10 f**king years ago Yikes
  11. Awful being 3200 miles from home when you hear of the death of poor Val Doonican Frown
  12. Damon Albarn carried off the stage, all a bit of a blur.
  13. I was trying to place some business in Athens. Before Friday the fella would not budge whatsoever
  14. What do you do if your doorbell goes in the middle of the night?
  15. I'm going to Glasgow next week for work, first time in SCOOTland. What's good?
  16. El Capitano's signed a new deal. What's Coq injury record like?
  17. Looks ike tennis has found its latest c**t - Kyrgios.
  18. Banter, in perhaps its purest form >>>
  19. Another in the long line of 'He's not gay, honest!' stories
  20. Another future IS recruit Rub chin
  21. What's this periscope stuff then? I could google it but I would rather ask Awimb or more
  22. The Torino president is called Urban Cairo hehe
  23. Clound Nine Oh, please let them give him a shadow cabinet slot Clap
  24. What peculiar rules we have on Awimb.
  25. It's a big day today - the start of The Ashes. I'm not sure I like it being in Cardiff, but that's
  26. This Greek thingy is going on Forever and Ever.
  27. Hm. Still early days though.
  28. My word.
  29. Root has eyes in his feet :houndtalk:
  30. Tottenham announce deal to host NFL games at their imaginary new stadium
  31. Cheese and crisp rolls Clound Nine
  32. Green shoots of recovery?
  33. Currently in Copenhagen. It's 11am and respectable-looking young women are sitting around drinking
  34. United Airlines flights have been grounded.
  35. You talentless northern donkey. Here we go. Whitewash coming.
  36. Well done George. The national living wage is just the thing to dismantle Brown's
  37. Clap wd The Daily Mash
  38. Fairplay to him though; he's fought back very well.
  39. Ballance is asking for it, I reckon.
  40. Arsenal are involved in a pre-season tournament, where we could end up playing Stoke or Everton
  41. That's shifted the ballance Indifferent
  42. Jooooooooooooooooe.
  43. Muzzi Ozcan Thumb Up
  44. England need at least 500 to avoid losing this.
  45. Bringing the minimum/living wage up means it gets closer to my salary
  46. Hmm NYSE closed another computer glitch
  47. Random YouTube video of the day.
  48. You're very quiet tonight Mo Smile
  49. Starc beat Root Frown
  50. Have we signed Tomas Muller yet? :transferoftheseason:
  51. TRUMP!
  52. Damn. I won't be able to play Subbuteo with Chuck Blazer anymore.
  53. I received a message yesterday from a friend
  54. Chuck Blazer faces up to a life where his cash wheelbarrow is forever empty
  55. I'm loving Edwardian Farm. Pretty much as good as Victorian Farm.
  56. 430 is a decent score on that deck imo. The bounce is already as uneven as Simon Weston's face
  57. Welbeck has pulled out of the pre-season tour squard with the same injury that kept him out...
  58. Birds Eye beef burgers in crusty rolls.
  59. The market goes into meltdown and the bbc get thrown a bone with a blockbuster transfer announcement
  60. Smith c Cook b Moeen 33 (Aus 129-2).
  61. I don't care how many runs he gets, I still maintain that Steve Smith can't really bat.
  62. One positive from the Tube Strike.
  63. Talking of predilections I simply don't understand. Rub chin
  64. YankCarwimb
  65. Newest registered user is BerniJorgeCharlieBerniJorgeCharliezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
  66. Any of you deviants know if Zelalem and Crowley have continued to progress as hoped?
  67. Wales 10th in FIFA world rankings! hehe
  68. Number 9
  69. Tell you what, Clive, that chap with the beard is having a good day.
  70. Daily Telegraph trying to rival Viz as a comic.. New stadium will make 5pur2 bigger than Arsenal
  71. Good past few days of eating: Ceviche, Wright Bros, Dabbous, Gymkhana, Hibiscus so far.
  72. Done Deal: Arsenal sign up Germany World Cup winner
  73. Clound Nine Odd are through to the 2nd Qualifying round for the Europa League
  74. Merson had that little shimmy to his left, with the ball on his right foot, just like Ozil
  75. Limpar v. Cazorla .... You make the call.
  76. Trump is kicking ass and taking names!
  77. What the f**k? (nsfw)
  78. It seems much of the new greek bailout plan contains stuff they got angry about and told the people
  79. I am beginning to believe these Benzema stories. I know I shouldn't really
  80. We've started looking at baby stuff. When did prams become so expensive? Almost 1k for a pram Indifferent
  81. Given that he is probably the most lbw man in the history of world cricket, why does Shane Watson
  82. LA, there has been a shooting in Bavaria, several people feared dead
  83. My, my - doesn't he look delighted
  84. The Turkish Super Lig is basically turning into the premier league's charity shop
  85. Blast.
  86. I think my feelings about tube drivers have gone beyond outrage to sheer bemusement.
  87. Nice old school lunch..pint of bitter and a ham, cheese and pickle sandwich in pub garden
  88. f**k off Haddin, you squinty c**t.
  89. Anyway. On to more important matters. Which is better, pork pie or gala pie?
  90. Lyth caught at slip by a lithe Clarke
  91. Cech in
  92. Have we signed any more Irish prop forwards yet?
  93. Cech played 607 mins of perm football last season FACT!
  94. He's been asking for that since he came in, to be honest.
  95. Cech only conceded 2 goals last season FACT!
  96. Oh, ffs Cook, you stupid, water-advertising c**t. :baghead:
  97. Oh, I was hoping he'd go hungry all game Frown
  98. Although ... Rub chin
  99. Omar Sharif gone!
  100. So Cech is now the latest saviour who will lead us to the championship. I thought outscoring all
  101. Rogerer Clap Clap Clap
  102. Yesterday Sheriff today Sharif... is no-one safe?
  103. Souveniers Novelties Party Tricks. RIP Omar Bow hehe >
  104. Palace sign PSG’s Yohan Cabaye and close on deal for Dann
  105. Oh well so much for global warming - we're all gonna freeze in 2030 snow
  106. Best fans in the world Roll eyes
  107. Asheswimb: Be cool today England. Don't need too many wickets, maybe 4/5 so
  108. Seems like Utd have signed Schweinsteiger. 3 year contract, 10m euro a year.
  109. Australia seem to be cocking this up
  110. hehe Aussies
  111. Watto!
  112. Asheswimb: f**king grrrrrrrrrrrrr. Stoopid c**t Aussies obviously don't read Awimb
  113. If mickey perace was a tattoo...this would be him...IMO!
  114. Gold+1
  115. It's Steve Gerrard's debut tonight in La La land's Galaxy. Would he have been a good buy for us?
  116. HBHCAHBAMIMO
  117. Please let this not be true
  118. So now global warming is forcing those nice polar bears to eat those poor dolphins...
  119. Beautiful goal from Wenger!!
  120. My word, that was impudent
  121. Piece of piss.
  122. Tennis final is starting J Thumb Up
  123. It's lovely to not be part of the main summer saga transfer story, thank you Raheem!
  124. Message to Martina Navratilova (in case she is on awimb): I neither fear nor hate lesbians but if I
  125. Roll on 25th March 2016 Yikes Bow
  126. Those of you with a slight theatrical bent might want to see The Red Lion. It is about footie.
  127. Tennis anyone? How many of you would like to have this wrapped around you?
  128. Gerrard made a good impression with the Galaxy last night, he nearly scored twice.
  129. City have paid 49m for Serling hehe hehe
  130. I quite liked this tweet from a Liverpool fan
  131. Schneiderlin to ManU too. They've improved their midfield a bit.
  132. Why are United spending so much?! Frown i wish we'd do something!
  133. I have decided I will purchase at some point a Ford Mustang.
  134. That couple of four eyes watching the tennis with crossed fingers for Federer
  135. Just back from the Dordogne. Very nice indeed, although my efforts to convince myself
  136. I'm still not entirely sure what this tattoo's about
  137. Alexandre Lacazette. I'll be honest I've never seen him play.
  138. At least he's trying to settle in hehe
  139. One of our team has fainted and they have stuck her on the sofa.
  140. Name that station #2
  141. Name that station returns. BIG PHOTO ALERT.
  142. Apologies for the football talk but Schweini and Schneidi are an excellent midfield
  143. Jorge, thought you might enjoy this souvenir from an old political campaign
  144. Get rich or file for bankruptcy - Poor poor 50 cent or should that be Zero cent? Watson
  145. So the poor old Greeks have been faced with the fact that they can't just vote their debts into
  146. NASA mission to do a fly-by of Pluto in just over 12 hours time
  147. sexier mutherfvcker: schweini or schneiderlein. it does concern me that they may have pushed ahead
  148. I love people on here who hardly post, And when they do they moan about how this place is ****
  149. Anyone watch the thing on the KKK last night? The lecture on health and safety when burning crosses
  150. Blimey, in my efforts to find contact detail for Emmanuel Petit's management company
  151. About 10 days ago I had a call from an agency with a job that sounded rather interesting. Heard back
  152. Another fantastic trailer by DC. Jared Leto looks great. >>>> Bow Bow
  153. Guess the film from the badly translated title: Number One: A Very Powerful Whale Runs To Heaven
  154. Name that station returns. I need a new name for this game so suggestions pleased.
  155. Team SKY's doping is so much better than the rest of the peloton's. Unfair imo
  156. Game, set and match to Froome.
  157. Predictions for this upcoming season.
  158. RvP to Fenerbahce...still in search of trophies
  159. Just when you thought things were **** enough they've worked out a new way of laying plane seats out
  160. What is this 'name a tube station' bollix?
  161. Serious question. If I did have an idea for a TV show. What do I have to do to safeguard it
  162. This foxhunting/SNP business is some brillantly cynical politicking by Dave and the gang imo.
  163. Music Mc Artupppppppppppth Park Music Richad Harris
  164. Kick-off time! I'm already getting excited about the game against the Singapore XI
  165. Sorry to ruin it once again, the top four:
  166. Yikes should we be worried?
  167. So when are we playing the Singapore people? And what channel is it on?
  168. Watched that KKK documentary last night and my question is this:
  169. How did Fash's meeting with Tony Hayers go?
  170. He's perfect hehe >
  171. This chap is a new favourite of mine, vg imo hehe
  172. As we had a poor start to the season last year. when I see that Sanchez will not be
  173. I dont want to lose Nacho Cry
  174. Lunch?
  175. OK, that micro***** articl was awful
  176. Having control of the aircon in my office really is bringing out the worst aspects of my nature. Frown
  177. Palace A and other measures
  178. Martinez, Debuchy, Mertesacker, Gabriel, Monreal, Flamini, Coquelin, Wilshere, Ox, Iwobi, Akpom
  179. When crap spanish websites report a player is leaving we all believe it
  180. Why the f**k is Wilshere taking a pelanty? What is going on at our
  181. Akpom hat-trick.
  182. I think a lot of teams will be worried by our performance today. We've thrown down the gauntlet.
  183. I f**kin hate man utd
  184. Footballers who sound like adult movie stars. Jimmy Rimmer.
  185. Good goal by Akpom
  186. need charity shield tickets. forgot. cheers
  187. testing Eins, Zwei, Drei.
  188. Oh FFS.. This poxy country is in danger of going litigation mental
  189. Papua New Guinea have gobbled up the Irish at cricket. Test status anyone?
  190. hehe This just gets funnier
  191. I can't be the only person here to suspect the "historic" deal with Iran is a sham?
  192. Anyone else see that moving documentary on the women and children held by isis ?
  193. Pros and cons of London. A sensible review of the points
  194. WICKET!
  195. Lovely little bit of drift from Moeen. Gb, Moeen.
  196. I know I knock Facebook but it's tremendous for getting updates on Sir C's holiday discomforts
  197. That said, we're not looking very threatening so far Oh well
  198. Arteta has done his calf in training, no great loss
  199. Blimey. This video was made to help men and women navigate the new consent guidlines being signed
  200. I tell you what, you get your money's worth on Virgin Trains First Class.
  201. My old boss just text me the following.
  202. Time for Joe Root to turn his arm over, imo.
  203. "Une offre "enorme" d’Arsenal pour une cible d’Al-Khelfai?"
  204. Hmmm Sherlock
  205. I once hid in a bathroom closet and pleasured myself when my family members went to the bathroom...
  206. Aston Villa/agents did a good job flushing out Liverpool. Release stories saying Man Utd will
  207. This one-way trip to Mars, will LGBT (excuse me if I get it wrong) people be allowed to go?
  208. I have never bought a house. So I have no idea. Say I have 100k in the bank and I need to slap down
  209. So is it fair to assume that the Aussies will be fairly sedate until lunch. Add 100 more and then go
  210. I have to say the new TH14 Sky sports ad is rather well done.
  211. So, is Froome a drugs cheat or does he have an engine in his bike?
  212. These Benzema rumours are not going away
  213. This steve smith.... What an ugly technique he has. Not just the twitching and shuffling across the
  214. WICKET! Rodgers b Broad 173.
  215. Asamoah Gyan on 225kpw in China
  216. Comedy U turn by Delph, 6 days after saying he was staying at Villa
  217. So 32m bid for Heskey MK II
  218. I'm definitely liking the way koeman goes about his transfer business.
  219. I am going basic here. Telly stuff you like watching innit. For some reason I like watching
  220. It's on!
  221. Hmmm, going out for a curry seemed like a good idea before they decided it was Eid
  222. f**k off England.
  223. Night watchman? Well we have got 11 of the c**ts hehe
  224. Getting a bit busy on the outfield at Lords
  225. Talking of tv, the german version of Friends is good.>>>>
  226. FGM . Anyone caught aiding or abetting this should be jailed then deported and banned from ever
  227. Ash Music Burn baby Burn Music
  228. Music Dreaming Music
  229. Its The Megablast!
  230. Scientists have proved by blind smelling tests that
  231. God you lot are boring Frown
  232. Everton up next. They must be quaking in their blue boots.
  233. RIP Jules Bianchi Frown
  234. edwards viii, what a crackhead. teaching the queen the nazi salute.
  235. Suck on that you Aussie ****heads hehe
  236. Dustin Johnson must be the dumbest golfer on the planet
  237. Tidy finish Feoooooo. Bow :deviant:
  238. Where is our game just ****ting cricket on SS1?
  239. What a f**king save from Cech Yikes We finally have a proper goalie Cry
  240. They do love a replica kit in Singapore
  241. Trophy!!!!
  242. Trophy
  243. The people that were happy to bin Cazorla this summer
  244. Just watched Gary Player being interviewed at St Andrews.
  245. They're throwing piss at Froome out there Oh well
  246. :holidaywimb: Just had a great burger Eat
  247. A termite bit my dick today.
  248. hehe
  249. And the saga of spurs' imaginary new stadium begins