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  1. Cech arriving with Chesney going on loan seems to be gaining a fair bit
  2. AWIMB... virgin or Sky? 12 mth contract with Sky ends soon, should I stay or should I go?
  3. We're going to cede the North to the Scotch soon enough Frown
  4. Jake Livermore tested positive for cocaine
  5. AWIMB almost completely broken now from my office machine. Frown
  6. I am going to a wedding tomorrow. I am one of the Groomsmen
  7. Also Yikes where the f**k has this come from
  8. I know that coppers aren't exactly flavour of the month here, but this morning I witnessed a cyclist
  9. U2's the Edge living up to his name hehe
  10. I just absolutely can't go near any us news outlet for fear of running into clippers stories. hist-
  11. 2 minutes 56 seconds hattrick from Mane Yikes
  12. hehe Ha ha, suck them apples you onion.
  13. No Rooney or Carrick on Sunday. Can it get easier?
  14. Flying home from Oz for Sund, WBA (& Villa)
  15. Have we all seen this? hehe >
  16. f**king hell. Mane hatrick in about 2 mins 40 secs. New record, Arse are finally off the hook hehe
  17. Burnley gone.
  18. Twin Peaks back on again Bow
  19. Stevie Gee has got some horny little ladies
  20. This Gerrard love-in is a bit sickening Puke Guard of honor? Stadium speaker: "won almost
  21. If I've read it right Villa avoided the drop by getting hammered 6-1?
  22. Stevie Wave
  23. just seen the Palae result. looooool poor stevie gee Cry
  24. Grayson Perry is an awfully uninteresting bore.
  25. I will always remember Stevie Gerrard for this sublime through ball
  26. Palace ****er
  27. Flapperanski is back in business...fcuked up Yaya Toure's shot there...
  28. Fabianski Roll eyes
  29. Clound Nine Wayne Rooney and Luke Shaw will not feature. Michael Carrick is also absent
  30. Citeh not having any problems putting 4 past Flappianski.. Watson
  31. Kind of game where we might see exactly how much progress we have really made....
  32. Keep it fcuking simple Ramsey Bang head
  33. Clap I can never get tired of seeing Phil Jones' spazzface.
  34. I guess it is going to be one of those days where Jones gets away with every f**k up he makes
  35. Fcuk off Giroud...
  36. How fcucking easy was that for them to score Bang head
  37. Tey had 4 players in the box busting a gut to get on the end of their goal.
  38. We've started looking a bit **** out there
  39. Like a hot knife through butter - Man United attack against our defence..
  40. To date we have been pretty dreadful
  41. Zero shots in 40 minutes. Are they even trying?
  42. Can't hit a straight pass what have they learned from Swansea ?
  43. Get Rosicky on in the 2nd half...
  44. Wilshere for Cazorla at half time.
  45. The next f**ker who plays a blind first time flick/pass in his own half should be fined 2 weeks wage
  46. Comprehensively outplayed. And start Scezsney next time. Another Ospina error
  47. Seems we've reverted back to meek, weak, directionless, spineless poo poos :(
  48. We have achieved top 4 - the players are clearly satisfied with that. Shrug
  49. Really poor and getting worse. The midfield simply aren't showing for the ball at all
  50. Not very hopeful today. Would like to see us at least hang in the game
  51. Need to shake this up. All very well having a settled team but the first XI seem complacent. Should
  52. I think I'd agree and go with the Wilshere for Cazorla move right now. We need to bring the ball
  53. Another poor performance. We're troughing at the wrong time.
  54. 2 on Ozil whenever he gets the ball and Arsenal lose possession..
  55. oh fcuk Flamini has being warming up - Sanchez not 100%
  56. That fa cup win up there stood out for the aggression we showed
  57. How can we not score with that buffoon Jones in defense? He really is comical (not in a good way).
  58. Arsenal are dreadful today - I wish they were this slow getting the renewals out for next year
  59. Can't wait for Wenger's "We were tired from Monday night's match" excuse hehe
  60. Must be one of the easiest games Utd have played
  61. This is an absolute f**king shambles. I cant stand watching it
  62. Looks like we're waiting for some ***FREE GOALS*** without breaking too much sweat.
  63. They just don't look bothered at all
  64. I'd say we've been 2nd to every challenge but that would be generous
  65. Here it is 3-0 - wenger hasn't managed to inspire the team to 2nd
  66. Some sort of change would be nice.
  67. Just haven't turned up.......
  68. Giroud Indifferent
  69. Make a change ffs!!
  70. Will be 2-0 within the next five minutes.
  71. C'mon you cnuts.....
  72. Clear penalty.
  73. Ramsey at right back? Indifferent
  74. 72 mins, never changes
  75. Arsene Nurse
  76. Making Ashley Young look like Messi,,,, Watson
  77. C'mon you CNUNTS! Walcott stay on your feet...
  78. Giroud forgetting that he is the fcuking forward in the team...
  79. Finishing the season as we started it perhaps?!
  80. THEOOOOOOO
  81. Nine minutes to win it...
  82. A bit of luck goes our way hehe
  83. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  84. Giroud you khaaaaaaaannnnttt
  85. Is that their new keeper?
  86. C'mon Arsenal......Keep going...
  87. Hate that big nosed c**t.
  88. I wouldn't want to lose this game going gung ho for the win
  89. Arsene Bow
  90. 5 minutes of stoppage time....enough to get the winner..
  91. Better with wilshire
  92. arsene in. Tits up
  93. Undeserved but that is a great result. Now it needs the mother of all f**ks up to lose 3rd
  94. The away support joining in with the party I hear heh heh
  95. I'd have taken that at half-time. But this was a winnable game. Much better second half.
  96. Thoughts on the game ,the season and football
  97. Honestly, Ramsey is so wasted on the right it's not even funny.
  98. Probably an old won but hehe
  99. Vermaelen has just won the league. He's on the pitch in a pair of jeans hehe
  100. Will the West Brom players give us a guard of honour for third place?
  101. Hmm....dentures+ makes a once in every 5 years appearance almost simultaneously with modd Sherlock
  102. "Invalid Survey ID. Sorry, but the survey ID you entered is not valid." Looks like it is too late.
  103. Not too late to be at Wembley for the Cup Final...
  104. Stick your index finger up your hole Neville
  105. eurgh. fvck. clippers. bb going to be insufferable now. I mean, if he wasnt already, right?
  106. 64th minute, bellerin chasing down young after he'd gone through? beautiful, electric, stunning..
  107. one takeaway from yester is that apart frim young, we had so much more team speed than the mancs.
  108. Yesterday was weird. Bit of fortune going our way for once.
  109. Haha! My bad! Can't make it anyway, gonna have to watch in a pub near the theatre.
  110. Real life Sons of Anarchy Clound Nine
  111. This place has changed man. Nobody even going mental over a Sticky.
  112. I thought Mike Dean was alright yesterday. Hide
  113. I am liking Gary Neville more Hide "We always wore studs against Arsenal" Smile</a></li>
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  114. Is the phrase "terraced house" considered global english?
  115. Poor Cow
  116. I have just been very selfish and eaten a lunch of home made kebab meat with red onion salad in full
  117. ahhh. Memories . . .
  118. Mr Chow from The Hangover appears to be a bit Shipman-esque
  119. hehe Clap Gollum Jones
  120. I spent some time in Surrey this weekend. Places such as Chilworth, Bramley, Wonersh, Godalming
  121. SummerHolidayWIMB: Need hot in July/Aug that isn't c 750+ for flights.
  122. That Grayson Perry thing last night was a proper festival of Essexness
  123. B this homemade kebab meat is it long these lines?
  124. Klopp having talks with Fenerbache. Liverpool fans in meltdown mode hehe
  125. I thought the Germans were supposed to be all efficient and stuff.
  126. 'I didn't see anyone in the box so I just shot and luckily for me it hit Blackett and went in.'
  127. In the unlikely event I ever win the Vanaramarama cup, I wont be drinking from it
  128. Nice pic of AvB winning the russian premier league
  129. Arsenal have just invited me to apply for a cup final ticket.
  130. Has anyone done that season ticket installment plan thing?
  131. Kicking off superbly in this dead rubber match Clap Confused shark Red card
  132. Oof! That has not gone well for SS. Frown
  133. membership
  134. Trophy scarves. Bow
  135. Can anyone recomend Ticketbis ?...
  136. When Bellerin was chasing Young back, I was impressed with his recovery speed.
  137. Mad Men - final ever episode Bow
  138. in this season of so-called improvement
  139. Anyone else notice Pulis's feet sticking out the back of Jose's arse last night..?
  140. Had a nice trip back to London last week. Wasn't expecting to find out i'm going to
  141. Gnabry has mauled Wolves tonight. Theo's replacement?
  142. Has there ever been a funnier red card than that?
  143. So, Game of Thrones then, eh? *SPOILERS*
  144. Walcott is better than Sterling we must get him to sign a new contract
  145. Today is a bit **** really.
  146. Neg...your S'land ticket....
  147. Which Villa is going to turn up at Wembley, then? Sherwood's fizzing, all-action maelstrom?
  148. Hipster types. Where's good for dinner in Shoreditch?
  149. Hmmm. I wonder what happened there. I didn't use any pound signs. What other characters aren't
  150. Hatton Garden teefs nicked.
  151. Just managed to dodge the heavy showers taking the dog out Sombrero
  152. What the....... Clap
  153. With all that humankind has achieved, why do they still manufacture packets of things that are
  154. Thanks 71g Love
  155. Anthony Taylor tomorrow Smile
  156. Nespresso machine? worth buying or waste of time. my friend has one seemed nice. But I usually use
  157. It isn't right that someone can retain mod powers after not bothering to visit the bored for a year
  158. Haaaaang on. The original headline for this piece by Guardian tactics**** Michael Cox was
  159. At the risk of carping on, when will that ******* sticky f**k off?
  160. Diaby "in desperate battle to be fit for FA Cup Final".
  161. I bought 3 Toblerones at Heathrow on my way back to Sweden
  162. Coffeewimb - I am new to coffee and just starting to get into it. My favourite is a double shot of
  163. BBC bringing back all day coverage of the FA Cup Clound Nine
  164. Sorry
  165. This is all a bit The Circle isn't it?
  166. Simon Pegg proving that being a hypocrite doesn't stop you being right.
  167. Nespresso machine?
  168. Sir C - listen up
  169. Berni what mincer have you got?
  170. Hard not to warm to this mentalist imo. Great addition to the PL hehe
  171. Yewtree II is shaping up to be pretty tasty
  172. I thought this was quite good.
  173. Where does Awimb stand on the gay cake debate?
  174. Ukranian top talent to sign for Spurs :baghead:
  175. Jesus, someone's taking the NL-rivalry a little too serious hehe
  176. I noticed there was a new Ray Mears series on the iPlayer last night so decided
  177. Has anyone ever seen a female clergyperson with whom they would voluntarily sleep?
  178. I watched “The Class of ‘92” yesterday. It was quite good.
  179. It's slightly weird we're being linked with signing Milner on a free but not Khedira
  180. I still can't find any jobs to apply for, Linkedin is also crap.
  181. Oooh, can we place bets on who turns out to be a nonce, then?
  182. Fabregas ban cut to 1 match, much though I dislike him, probably fair
  183. Wilsh in for Coq, Gibbs for Monreal.
  184. vanGaal on his way home from end of season party
  185. We do actually look up for this at the moment (cue 1-0 loss).
  186. first chance he gets yellow card.
  187. I wonder what Theo thinks when he sees Wilshere starting on the right instead of him.
  188. Ok, enough with the midfielders wide right......
  189. ARSEnel ARSEnel ARSENel
  190. nice that flecher n oshpina touched fingers imo
  191. Stop shouting f**king 'Shoooot!' to Ozil, Gibbs, and Cazorla ffs hehe
  192. Quite hard to believe that this bunch of bumbling cretins are actually a decent side
  193. sanchez cant head for toffeeeeeeeee
  194. We need Sanogo up top with Giroud.
  195. shhoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooootttttttt
  196. Tippy tappy c**ts Bang head
  197. will buckley...
  198. We couldn't score a notch on a bed post
  199. We need someone like Messi to help break down this kind of resilient defense.
  200. We better at least get a draw out of this crap game.
  201. Stop passing it to that Coates fellow
  202. how much have we paid fletcher?
  203. Limping over the finish line here. Bit of a let down
  204. At least -- with games like this -- we aren't subjected to the dreadful 'We're by far'-chant
  205. Hope they get relegated next season.
  206. Gibbs ****er
  207. Where's Rosicky? This is just his sort of caper
  208. Well that was ****.
  209. shooting fish in a barrell
  210. Trying to jam jack, Santi, Ramsey and ozil all in at once, rarely works
  211. That was a terrible game hehe
  212. Boring boring sunderland
  213. 3rd game on the trot - failing to score at the Emirates Bow
  214. WD dick imo ..great chap..wd all round imo...emotional imo
  215. When arsene picks a team like that and then waits over an hour to change it
  216. I fear for the FA Cup final if we don't get Ox fit for that. The lazy downward spiral we have got
  217. well that was ****. wenger just hasnt got the players that can break down defensive set ups
  218. We've been a bit **** recently. I try to look at what might caused this. What has changed in that
  219. The newest registered user is plaastic james :waev:
  220. What's on your shopping list?
  221. Sorry for posting something football-related, but very interesting about Arsenal's injuries
  222. Well this is going predictably well.....
  223. What colours are we to wear at Wembley?
  224. I see a lot of **** on facebook. One I saw yesterday was a picture of Whatsapp creator Brian Acton
  225. 30 for 4 Top order all washed up :grim:
  226. As sure as night follows day Hendon and Wembley turn up on match days and girn like big jessies
  227. Great advert for Bradford on Channel 4 last night
  228. hehe Brendan has posted a screenshot
  229. No more waving at Eddie Stobar drivers Frown
  230. Not sure why people are moaning we got out of jail. For all our
  231. Bang head Bang head </a
  232. I had the privelege of witnessing yet another Tomas' outside of the foot pass last night Clound Nine
  233. Train strike gone.
  234. Sterling's agent is doing a superb job of making his clients position 'untenable'
  235. New disliked club: Stevenage have appointed this caahnt as their new manager
  236. So is this largely pro-Tory board pro fox hunting? I see they want to repeal the ban.
  237. Decent counter attack from England there, despite that last ball silliness.
  238. Wasssssuppppp
  239. Good thing they found this WW2 German UXB at Wembley today and not next weekend
  240. So: jealousy, avarice, smallmindedness. Are these really the exclusive preserve of the middle class?
  241. Ah f**king hell Awimbs gone all High Brow and Political time to go home. also how come nobody
  242. Berni - "sublimate our natural atavism"....didn't you recently refer to Freud as an old fraud?
  243. well I have to say after a pretty slow start it turned into a classic AWIMB day after all….
  244. Bit confused by this 'High Class Call Girls' thing on C4
  245. Hmm. but would we actually *want* to sell Aaron Ramsey, even for fifty million.
  246. SINGLE-SEX SCHOOLS ARE GOOD FOR EDUCATION?
  247. There was a rather nice documentary last night - Class of 92, was it?
  248. LEGALISE PROSTITUTION?