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  1. Ironic that the Conservative and Unionist Party look like winning this because of a party who seek
  2. WTF's going on with Andrew Neil's hair... Does he have cancer or something ?
  3. Labour 1-0 - Sunderland '50 mins. Supermac you c**t hehe
  4. Hope you all voted, let the fun begin
  5. f**king hell tory /dup rule for five years .
  6. Those Exit Poll numbers seem a bit off to me....
  7. Going to be a long night for Lib Dems
  8. Labour 2-0 f**k this what else is on? C'mon Bear Grylls hehe
  9. If the SNP end up as 3rd biggest party, as the exit poll predicts, the first-past-the-post system
  10. tbf, they'd probably vote for a dog turd with a red rosette on it in Sunderland
  11. Bob Dylan is standing for the Tories in Sunderland?
  12. How many UKIP seats ?
  13. Bob Dylan looks a whole lot different to when i last saw him.
  14. Lib Dems Wave
  15. Wrong Dhillon. Frown
  16. In fairness, I wouldnt let Ed Balls play with my Etch-a-Sketch, never mind set monitary policy
  17. Dear God, Ed Balls on BBC 1 hehe
  18. An Australian trying to sit in parliament? GTFO!!
  19. OK English voting public: I don't like you and you don't like me, BUT...
  20. bad news for snp. bbc say labour doing well in edinburgh
  21. You gotta hand it to the Mackems.
  22. Nigel Farage doesn't sound too happy
  23. This is hard work trying to stay up watching this with work in the morning. Alright for Labour
  24. I think they'd be better off holding back the coverage until Friday morning. All this forecast
  25. Cheeky *******, she's old enough to be your daughter
  26. tories increased their vote $ in north swindon. good news
  27. Swindon North, Tories off the mark.
  28. Are the Monster Raving Loony Party still around ?
  29. Putney another seat for the Tories, comeback is on !!!
  30. Who the hell are TUSC?
  31. Kinnock says Tory surge (does 8 more seats count as a surge?) "unearned". Maybe. But he, his wife,
  32. Tories take Battersea, think they might actually do better than exit polls and get close to that ...
  33. Terrible night for Labour
  34. Lib dems finished as political force. well done clegg
  35. Wonder how the Pub Landlord will do?
  36. f**k off Galloway Clap
  37. 1-3 Smile
  38. clegg surives. disgrace, man should resign
  39. Ed Balls! Clap Wave
  40. Shame the SNP didn't get 2 more seats. I wanted to see Alastair Campbell eat his kilt.
  41. tories and snp victors and lib dem and labour losers
  42. Wish I had more conviction and had put some money on this..............
  43. Ed ...cooeeeee
  44. From the Press Association.
  45. I hope this is the last we see of that slimy weasel Farage
  46. Next Labour leader? They'd be silly not to pick Chuka Umunna.
  47. The most distressing news of the night is that modd has revealed himself to be a socialist. Frown
  48. Snp replaced lib dems as the thrid party now
  49. So of the last 6 Labour leaders who fought an election (Smith died before he could)
  50. Right.. So it looks like the Scots completely bottled it on the referendum vote
  51. Still, on the upside, I'm going to see Adam Buxton do Bug live
  52. How can the remaining constituencies be so slow to count? They need better KPIs imo
  53. Oh well. No job for me Awimb. furious
  54. First thing Cameron needs to do is redraw the electoral boundaries sharpish.
  55. Wow, so that was bloody depressing
  56. Al Murray 381 votes Bow
  57. hehe
  58. Silver lining: the mansion tax has been banished.
  59. Nigel Forage loses his seat
  60. Clap Farage gone
  61. A simplistic question perhaps.
  62. The worst part of when finally finding out is the realisation you have to actually
  63. So.... The referendum on the EU should be fun. GOod luck with that dave
  64. Farage is going to take a holiday and "consider" putting his name back in.
  65. I'm still not quite sure how labour managed to lose Scotchland so spectacularly
  66. Taxi for Clegg. Milliband is just ordering his own minicab...
  67. Taliban have killed Norwegian and Phillipine' ambassadors to Pakistan.. Yikes
  68. Someone at the Arsenal needs to learn to write imo:
  69. I can just about see why Miliband should resign but Farage cooked his own goose and Clegg has been
  70. What is taking the renaming votes so long?
  71. Can't help but think that Awimb is overlooking the real issue here - among the new intake of MPs
  72. Time for a nice quiet pint then Nige
  73. Balls, Farage, Cable and Galloway. All gone.
  74. I find the election of Kinnock jr. one of the most disturbing results of this election. If we went
  75. It's Official. I am off to dance in the streets.
  76. Looking ahead to 2020. They won't actually let Boris lead them into that election, will they?
  77. Given Miliband, Clegg and Farage have gone why hasn't that awful Bennett woman resigned yet?
  78. Very disappointing time for Labour but there's one crumb of comfort in London
  79. Taxi for Peter Moores now too.
  80. If we leave the EU is it going to make it harder for us to buy **** european players?
  81. Well, good afternoon you horrible people. Cameron in, hey. If this place is a Barometer it was never
  82. Forced to sign Depay ? what i bloody odd thing to say and how to alienate a staff member
  83. Dave's having a meeting with HMQ. Quite an achievement for a lad from the
  84. First Clarkson now Farage. What a bad year it has been for the Daily Mail reader.
  85. The electorate is evil
  86. Anyone on here been to any of those CarFest thingy bobs?
  87. Did IpsosModdi get it right?
  88. "Working people"
  89. UK election data analysis at its best
  90. Well, nice to see not much changes. Be seeing, ya, heading out in the sunshine Wave
  91. So according to Arse.com I've been successful in my registration for a Cup Final ticket
  92. Schneiderlin emerging as the first early target according to the press..
  93. you got to love politics
  94. FA Cup Final Ticket - Yeeeeeeeeeessssss 'Successful', I can't believe it!
  95. Well played Dave C
  96. Well we may have a c**t in number 10 for five years but at least i have managed to get tickets
  97. Now that’s all out the way will we be spared the insufferable smugness of people constantly
  98. Don't know if you're about, Sir C, but Owen has delivered his verdict.
  99. Cameron prposes English parliament for the English
  100. Right, much like Nige, Ed, Ed again, Douglas, the other Douglas and Nick
  101. Was it you Monty? Three women kidnap man, rape him and steal his semen
  102. Watching those SNP chaps applauding. A lot of them looked like the proclaimers.
  103. Anyway . . . Music
  104. Dave Puke but Sam Cam Love
  105. Russell Brand is at it again.
  106. If you could get a topic banned on awimb what woud it be? I vote Russell Brand.
  107. C'mon you Claret and Blues!!!! What, what eh.
  108. On BEIN sports - reporting that Guardiola has verbally agreed to join Man City next season Yikes
  109. Come on Hull!!
  110. Moores gone Wave
  111. Spurs finishing the season with a flourish ****er
  112. well i wont be cheering the lads on from my plastic seat up in the gods and queuing for an
  113. On a side note (odd for an Arsenal board but w/e) Pleased that Jenkinson will be back and not sold.
  114. Is Mason (spurs) the unbookable? incredible how many fouls he commits without any yellows
  115. I imagine those Utd fans who ran on the pitch after their second goal are the same ones
  116. Sanogo not even on their bench? Should've sent him on loan to a championship club really,
  117. This Daley Blind blokes looks very ordinary from what I've seen of him.
  118. these monday games test the mental strength of awimb. need to find more topics. Bang head
  119. can we get some new smileys? perhaps some racially insensitive ones? who do I talk to about that?
  120. Listen... >>>>
  121. jeezusf**kingchrist i hate Man utd!
  122. QPR gone Wave Clound Nine
  123. Anti-fascist groups are the new fascists.
  124. It's that time of year again! As the French open approaches Nadal's injuries miraculously disappear.
  125. Why am I even watching this game ffs
  126. Mourinho is such a joke - plays loftus cheek to show that he has faith in youth.....until he needs a
  127. Looks like we have most of the squad available tomorrow including Ramsey ==>
  128. wd The Plucky Scot Clap
  129. Lawrenson hasn't shaved, has noncey specs on and appears to be wearing his pyjama top on MOTD2
  130. Spaced - all of series 2 on tonight on London Live from midnight.
  131. See that blair back in the media moaning away
  132. Interview with Jim Furnell
  133. Second Belgian soccer player dead in 2 weeks time of a heart attack. Sherlock
  134. Guaranteed 4th at least Smile Please can we now just avoid the stupid play-off
  135. Good morning Awimb.
  136. The Levellers were fantastic. Bow Bow i really needed that after last week.
  137. So, who is England's new coach going to be? I understand that Farbrace will take over for the NZ
  138. spurs fans just don't learn, have a look at this
  139. Mr egg and dart hasn't posted for three months. Has anyone had any other contact with him? He had
  140. Ok Awimb. What's the better option
  141. I hope everyone remembers to boo that mercenary, ungrateful c**t Flappyhandski tonight
  142. Pickles gone.
  143. Pietersen not gone, 101 not out.
  144. Now I'm all for ethnic diversity, but Dave's new cabinet seems to include at least two out and out
  145. E>U ReferendumWimb. As Awimb is regarded as voice of the people. Your Vote matters.
  146. Looks like our boy Nige is here to stay Clound Nine
  147. I fancy a gamble tonight...Any value bets?
  148. A little part of me likes to think that Redgunamu is actually incapable of talking without using
  149. The only question the ECB need to answer
  150. Team unchanged for the fifth game in a row for the first time since George was in charge.
  151. The usual early unpunished rotational fowling on Alexis.
  152. Good evening everyone. Reporting in, still alive. COYG
  153. That was pretty attritional stuff, wasn't it?
  154. Shelvey would be ok on a wet wednesday at Stoke. Cheap squad player
  155. Jack Wilshere Love
  156. Monty jinxed us by fake-slagging Flappyhandski furious
  157. Cant remember the last time i saw us this toothless. Our passing has been dreadful
  158. Bloody Flappy. Double save then another from Santi. Feo's shot weak, though.
  159. Always said that c**t would have an error in him. ********.
  160. Sell the lot of 'em, buy Fabianski back, imo.
  161. GET WENGER THE f**k OUT
  162. Ospina hehe What a c**t.
  163. Knew that was gonna happen as soonas thecross went long but to them. Flappy would have saved it
  164. Same combination that cost us the game up there. This lot are a f**king jinx on us
  165. f**k me....we start crossing the ball and we only have a short arse in the box.
  166. $%$@^$%^# Technology.
  167. Wilshere has become the perfect Arsene player. Never ever shoots Frown
  168. It's coming. We will win 1-0.
  169. Bringing Walcott on as a striker......Wish we had Sanogo tbh.
  170. The ball is just destined to not go in to their net
  171. Boring boring Swansea
  172. We are making fabianski look good everything straight at him.
  173. Give Walcott a raise on his 100K a week contract imo
  174. MU won't roll over like this bunch.
  175. Now to lose to united. If we finish fourth i am going to be f**king annoyed.
  176. Bloody unlucky, that's the way it goes sometimes. Shrug
  177. Be 4th yet again. Ensures we start slow and finish err 4th
  178. Walcott should NEVER play up front. EVER.
  179. Wilshire= lost pts
  180. Who the f**k plays in goal on the 30th? I reckon break both
  181. God only knows how we have managed to find a way to lose this game.
  182. We got our Arsenal and Awimb back Clound Nine
  183. Good point by Carragher. Why take Giroud off? Is welbeck still injured? No other option than theo?
  184. Can't wait to see Claude and Ty's views on ArsenalFanTV tonight.. hehe
  185. We can forget 2nd now, but we are still favourites for 3rd, with the added
  186. Any shots from outside the box? Cunch of bunts.
  187. Draw and win v Sunderland and W Brom, as long as we don't lose by 7-8 goals to Utd?
  188. Don't know why everyone's moaning. No-one gave a **** about 2nd, well we won't get it now.
  189. Next to Messi, above Aguero. What a man Clound Nine hehe
  190. Claude on top form this evening hehe
  191. tom brady. great player. despicable human being.
  192. back home from the game and calmed down now
  193. Fabianski
  194. United now a must not lose game.......
  195. I think people may have read a bit too much into our decent run of games and the Chelsea draw.
  196. Pietersons gone
  197. Good to see the goal line technology works. Though I imagine most of us thought we had just been
  198. 4th
  199. Theo looked good up top last night.
  200. It would be wrong to underestimate just how well Swansea played, tbh.
  201. So is the Chuka thread as far as awimb will go today?
  202. So Chuka Umunna's thrown his hat in the ring. Thus uncovering his tiny, shiny head and sticky-out
  203. Neg, two words.
  204. This leads me think we need a new striker next season.....
  205. I am flogging my old video games on ebay. ***FREE MONEY***
  206. Drugs, guitars and the hounds.
  207. Bye Bye Bayern Wave
  208. Strat Pat Shack a Lack
  209. hehe
  210. Mike Dean on Sunday Yikes
  211. ooh game on! Only 3 more needed...
  212. Vermaelen european cup winner Yikes
  213. Pep saving the blood bags for next season.
  214. You won't believe this - the Libdems have recruited 10,000 new members since polling day Yikes
  215. I think I might turn back to my old Fash* ways
  216. Favourite Album covers wimb?
  217. Some soap dodging scroungng c**t at that levellers gig has given me a stinking cold
  218. 'ere, I've got some back of the lorry ipads and macs to sell... internet history seems to have a lot
  219. How the hell did Birdman win best film Oscar? Must have been a terrible year for film.
  220. Anyone else following the Guardian's live releasing of Prince Charles' so-called 'black spider'
  221. Growing up in the middle of London has made me a big wimp when it comes to animals.
  222. Well, I've done my bit to address the inequalities in our society.
  223. To change the rather depressing subject, Taramasalata: Yes or No?
  224. Fcuk of Ronaldo hehe Get in Morata Bow
  225. I assume I'm on my own tonight in wanting a Real win?
  226. I see that oily, self adoring ****er Ronaldo ran into the tunnel just to deny us the joy of seeing
  227. One of my most hated jobs - cutting all the grass around my house even though it's a lovely
  228. Oi Oi if lBarcelona win the CL they have to pay us an extra 4m for Vermalen Clound Nine
  229. So, the 'Black Spider' letters. What a remarkable fuss about f**k all.
  230. I see we are signing Gotze again.
  231. I have a new advert today, Hoodies.
  232. WTF were Manure think of when they let go of Pogba ?
  233. I'm going to go and explore my Celtic roots at an archery course here in a couple of weeks Clound Nine
  234. Has the **** measurer been back?
  235. Oh, come on! They're doing it on purpose now, surely? hehe
  236. I've just been trying to watch a newish game show called Decimate but I can't f**king stand the
  237. Must say, I'm pleased this weazly little **** was sacked
  238. So goodbye then Mr Burns, Ned Flanders, Kent Brockman, Dr Julius Hibbert, Scratchy, Lenny, Rev.
  239. What a load of *******s this article is..............
  240. I will never book a small hotel or B&B in the UK ever again.
  241. You know what I'm sick of? Cunds going on about 'Mindfulness'
  242. So tonight I went out with a gentleman called Joe. His pseudonym is Skepta and he is from north
  243. I take it that I'm not the only won who suspects we're going to blow 3rd?
  244. Fash - check your PM in a couple of minutes
  245. B.B King gone.
  246. To those saying we need 4 points from 3 games: if we lose by 3/4 goals on Sunday we need to win both
  247. quite profetic
  248. The Rich character is confusing. Now he's hanging out with rappers. Sounds like an episode of
  249. So Chuka Umunna's removed his hat from the ring claiming not to be happy with the “added level of
  250. Sir C has gone dark on the subject of suckling pigs. Frown