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  1. Can this go to pelanties?
  2. greedy gerrard - although they are doing a great service to football by injuring chelski scum
  3. Costa hehe
  4. Oh God..Chelsea winning anything makes me nauseous Frown
  5. Haha f**k off Gerrard you prick. And if you scrape past Bolton Palace are
  6. Ther 's some **** in the Liverpool end with a joint scarf on.
  7. What the f**k what that OTT celebration from Mourinho about? hehe
  8. thank f*ck we didn't get balontelly
  9. The only plus to come out of this is that Costa will be banned for at least 6 matches
  10. Just seen that Danny Murphy has said this on the Radio tonight hehe
  11. How the feck did he miss that header?
  12. So what did Costa do then?
  13. AWIMB hug for mr egg and dart?
  14. Inherent Vice - there's another one. Good premise, amusing and intriguing set-up, but then you
  15. To the untrained eye this could look like George Osborne drinking a bottle of piss with his cock out
  16. Now Joel's gone we're a leetle short up front, might we sign Chad Evans in an emergency?
  17. Alan Barnfield, aged 44, was found ‘sweating profusely and smelled strongly of horses’ hehe
  18. we're 7th in world this week per bleacher. ahead: chels, juve, athletico, real, bryan, barca.
  19. Brendan Rodgers about the chimp getting out last night..bit racist about Ballotelli imo
  20. I think I'd rather Spurs win the League cup than Chelsea.
  21. Black people, brown people, coloured people, what's the big deal? Shrug
  22. Supermac. If you're about, thank you so much for the Tripadvisaargh link.
  23. Supermac's news post last night . . .
  24. Stuart Broad in bit of a prat shocker hehe #stay#classy
  25. Good pub recommendations in the Richmond area please?
  26. Well United fans will be happy not be playing on Friday night in the next round
  27. Jorge Bow
  28. ffs Arteta has been given a contract extension wtf is it with Wengers love of **** crocks imo
  29. What did this Costa chap do then?
  30. Now Figo wants to stand against Blatter. Why don't all these drama queens get together behind one
  31. Yikes Kill it again! Kill it again!
  32. Alright, apologies for my godly ramblings, flock
  33. Right, I'll ask it again. Is it common for people in the 30s to get called up to the God Squard?
  34. 12 oclock meeting with MD to keep track of things..moved to 1pm ( at 12.30 )
  35. When exactly did Maureen Lipman become the UK's go-to Jew on all matters anti-semitic?
  36. Is this Floyd in disguise?
  37. So Graham Poll believes it would have been an injustice if Liverpool had won
  38. Say hello to the new Ghostbusters cast Frown
  39. so where's fvcking paulista already? I need that to be in the bank.
  40. In other faith news "Madrid's Santiago Bernabeu stadium to be renamed Abu Dhabi Bernabeau"
  41. Try again, 1000 quid to spend on a comp'.. iMac or Not? If not, what??
  42. hehe 'Don't listen to Jamie Redknapp. He is obsessed with Chelsea and obsessed with me,'
  43. Ha ha ha ha ha
  44. That was some free kick
  45. wd Michelle Obama imo.
  46. ******* MY DREAMS HAVE COME THROUGH AWIMB *********
  47. campaignagainstchelsea.com hehe
  48. Have we signed anyone else yet?
  49. Do you know of any good packages for weekend break to Barcelona?
  50. That's a penalty. Vertonghen grabbed him round the throat.
  51. What a game on Sky Sports, Spanish Cup semi-final, 5 goals and not half-time yet
  52. Rumours that Arsenal have agreed a fee of 12m with Newcastle for Cheick Tiote
  53. Trying to work out whether this would lead to more or less injuries for our boys
  54. Come on Andy, lost the 1st 7-6, just won the 2nd 6-0 Tennis
  55. It's official!
  56. ANNOUNCEMENT: AWIMB CLOSED DUE TO SNOW
  57. The negotiations between ISIS and Jordan (not the slapper with big tits). "We want the pilot
  58. Having a car is becoming costly. Not from the actual car point of view
  59. Interesting story doing the rounds in "fleet street"
  60. I just had to use my AA Card to spread pate on bread Frown
  61. I've been thinking and we should sign Suarez and swap Walcott for Sterling
  62. yet another ufo! they really are coming..sorry Dismal..seems he may be right
  63. Watched "Blackhat" again last night. Marvellous stuff.
  64. Anyone seen Gabriel play then? Any good, or fourth/fifth/League Cup choice?
  65. Here is the ISIS Management to discuss this hostage transfer deadline approaching
  66. Yay its snowing Smile
  67. Sherlock
  68. Sanchez has little bit hamstring strain Frown
  69. RIP Dippy, you big beautiful *******
  70. Now that's what I call a Naan Bread
  71. Jorge - you Habsburg Hipster hehe
  72. redgunamo - I feel your pain, comrade.
  73. I'm still not very comfortable with the popularity of the word "awesome"
  74. BBC keep MotD football highlights at least until 18/19.
  75. So how good is this Paulista dude? Will he take us to the top?
  76. Interesting how none of you are curious what it was like being at Highbury watching matches, who was
  77. I've answered my own qustion about Paulista if you care to read the following.
  78. Costa to contest the FA charge, why am I not surprised
  79. Joe Campbell starts for Villareal now, lets see how hee performs - Spanis Cup 1/4 final
  80. Snow in Berkshire snow
  81. Im a little concerned about the comments on Gabriel
  82. These Russian planes, were they trying to buy fresh fruit?
  83. Wenger is slowly building a tremendous team
  84. Lenny Henry is turning our grandchildren into ****s.
  85. BREAKING NEWS: Chelsea announce there will be no pre-match news conference tomorrow
  86. Those looking for their next must have box set remember this: the sign says Apple Sauce
  87. Not many bigger sporting hated rivals than Istanbul v Olympiakos, can't wait for it to start
  88. John Wick - 1hr 41 mins - lots of fighting and Lovejoy - good film
  89. Why are men so obsessed with anal sex?
  90. been watching a youtube vid of paulista vs real. stone cold clocked ronaldo. hehe
  91. Classic Metro headline from our friend Jerzy Balaowski
  92. No, Marriott Courtyard, I do not want to spend a weekend in one of your hotels, so please stop
  93. Quick point of order chaps...so we are ALL now rapists ? probably...
  94. Alexis, Ox, Welbeck, Arteta, Jack, Debuchy all out but
  95. Ref on Sunday is Anthony Taylor. Same as last year.
  96. Hummels to Manu trending now.. 37m... Yikes
  97. Wolfsburg are building a nice little team if they get Schurlle. But f**k me, how do
  98. Music Just about the best opening track on an album ever Music
  99. So it's been set up I have to go on a business trip to Vienna for a week in March Clound Nine
  100. Boris hehe Clap What a legend that man is
  101. Pauline Quirke or Kathy Burke or a bloke?
  102. Costa - only 3 matches ??
  103. I've had a Beach Boys epiphany. How did I ever imagine The Beatles could hold
  104. guns or knives?
  105. The new fella makes Keown look like a fanny magnet.
  106. This may provide us with some interesting incidents.
  107. Brazil v Chile at Arsenal on Mar 29th, Gabriel v Alexis? I think I'll be there Nod
  108. Gabriel Paulista does not speak English, but we have taught him the important words like 'offside'
  109. "Arteta yet to agree a new deal". He should be grateful for whatever he's offered imo. Too expensive
  110. Herbert >>>
  111. I'm wondering why a dislocated shouler injury would keep a player (Debuchy)out for so long.
  112. Old skool pole - how happy are you generally in life?
  113. Mi casa
  114. Kevin DeBruyne is excellent
  115. I'll give Rolls Royce GBP500 for this car they are going to scrap...
  116. Music
  117. Eagles Wave
  118. The webpage shows the Villa game is tomorrow and the TV schedules it on Sunday. Which is it?
  119. Next up, Gunnersaurus...... Over to you : boogie :
  120. Soccer Saturday tossers
  121. Roy Keane involved in a road rage incident
  122. remy, willian, and bony all look very similar. :racist:
  123. Bad results for the Arsenal.
  124. Everyone's gone to the moon.
  125. So this is what it's like to be Wenger hehe >
  126. Chelsea vs City = money vs money.
  127. :Sticky: Important Announcement. I have decided to leave awimb for good.
  128. Hardly anyone on here today. Where are all the nasty piss takers?
  129. japan needs f**king shooting for giving those cnuts legitimacy by talking to em
  130. No club in the first 8 divisions in England has scored less than Aston Villa.
  131. Looks like the drugs are giving Djoko a shaky hand. ****er
  132. I know this isn't true 'Morgan Schneiderlin snubs Liverpool and Man Utd to AGREE stunning Arsenal
  133. hehe There's no point on letting it go to rust on the driveway, Clive...
  134. Andy Murray spunks too many tap ins.
  135. Come on Andy, I am off to Highbury!
  136. Yay geddin!!!
  137. Djokovic versus 'Jock-a-bitch' according to one radio comment. Roll eyes
  138. Where do people go these days to get live streams?
  139. The worst ref in England anthony Taylor in charge today
  140. He's at the zipper again Frown. The cameraman couldn't even watch it
  141. Great goal that. And should've had another.
  142. World-class assist from Ozil – Bergkampesque Bow
  143. hahahahhahahahhahaha miserable scottish c**t ****er
  144. Villa are an absolute mess...wtf
  145. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOspinaaaaaaa
  146. Great ball from giroud. Perfect.
  147. Giroud is such a pussy
  148. Ozil haters ****er
  149. 3rd time lucky Smile Nod
  150. Sell Theo.
  151. Wow! Clap
  152. Dreadful penalty hehe
  153. I even managed a slight smile from my suicidal depressive state
  154. Theo rusty?
  155. Walcott little bit shocking with time on the ball.
  156. f**kin stupid hopeless bald headed prick
  157. You have to feel for poor Debuchy, he won't ever get his place back now… Shrug
  158. best sidefoot ever hehe
  159. Good to see Nic getting Ozils shirt
  160. Wenger out!
  161. Did villa fans clap us off?
  162. One man team. hehe
  163. Ospina was arguably pur worst player in that second half
  164. Only saw the last five minutes of the half but we looked a bit shambolic
  165. Opinions on the Villa keeper's technique Peter? hehe
  166. Any historians know what Arsenals worst goal drought is?
  167. Ospina's the clear #1 now: calm, concentrated and gets the job done. Bow
  168. I want to suck you all off. Having a blinding day so far imo.
  169. What a f**king goal that is. And akpom looks good as well
  170. Coquelin covers the space Flamini points to
  171. David Payne is a shrewdie....very wise words Clap
  172. Wenger in !!!
  173. Has Ospina conceded a goal yet?
  174. First time we've scored 5 in a league game for over 2 years?
  175. Ohhhhhh
  176. Spurs Fan Left Red Faced With Hilariously Bad Arsenal Prediction
  177. I guess today's match won't be available on Demand
  178. Ozil's little flick for the first Love Probably the best assist of the season.
  179. That whole 'internal solutions' idea isn't working out too badly at the moment
  180. it appears our winning formula is to give the opposition more of the ball and
  181. We did well to win 5-0. According to the guardian villa dominated for long periods
  182. Matches like this always make me laugh when i think about the women wanting equal pay ****er
  183. Deflatriots +1.5pts Nod got a funny feeling Brady gets it done tonight
  184. Go patriots!.....
  185. Who doesn't start up front? Now all our attackers are fit (barring Welbz) who gets dropped next
  186. HELLO??? WHERE ARE THE ANTIS TONIGHT???
  187. I actually sat through a whole 4 f**king hour Stupor Bowl game. It would have been better if there
  188. What a f**king end to the commercial bowl hehe
  189. probably on of the dullest deadline days in recent history..
  190. Only in America
  191. Talk of Reus? Isn't he a glass-ankled midget no.10? Frown
  192. You don't realise quite how much you're used to traffic noise until it's not there, do you?
  193. He just had to give the ball to Marshawn Clap loooooooooooooooooool
  194. Lot's of tippy tappy yesterday welcome back Arsene Clound Nine I did think
  195. I haven't had a cigarette since Saturday night. What a tremendously good mood I am in.
  196. What did young Mesut say to Theo in that interview?
  197. Young Hector's looking quite the prospect, isn't he ?
  198. Affairs of State have interfered with my Easter plans. I will therefore be spending Holy Week
  199. Of course it will all mean nothing if we lose next week
  200. Oh nearly forgot, funny story. A couple of weeks ago I visited Burma
  201. In view of the below thread, I feel inclined to remind people that we have won three meaningful
  202. I do enjoy eating chicken feet off the sunday roast Eat
  203. Things must have changed. Nobody is even mentioning the deadline day.
  204. Has anyone called Kim Kallstrom yet?
  205. Cor, you can really tell Roma have been taken over by the Americans, can't you?
  206. Reading have signed 33 year old Ayigbeni Yakubu
  207. So this is the kind of human filth who makes a Wenger Out banner
  208. Villa's Sanchez put in quite the performance yesterday
  209. wtf with the Online Gooner??
  210. Chickpea chips, eh? Something to consider imo. Rub chin
  211. Six Nations on Saturday Clound Nine
  212. We can't really carry on with this embarrassment of riches in midfield , can we ?
  213. Soooo the 50/1 to win the league and the 8/1 to finish 2nd
  214. You have to admire the Cup of Nations lads, don't you? Not for them the boring Geoff Stelling
  215. Am I alone in feeling unfettered optimism?
  216. Love
  217. Oh i get Monty91 now - he's the contrarian!
  218. Harry Kane is going to f**k us right up this weekend, isn't he?
  219. this popped up..come over all uneccesary..mmmmmmmmmmmmmm yes please...
  220. Gordon Brown seems to want to give all our money to the scotch to make them vote Labour.
  221. Nacho deserves more credit imo
  222. Andy Murray's glw. Discuss.
  223. Nice to see the Greek finance minister is treating his position with the gravity it deserves.
  224. Monday Supper Club beckons. Eat
  225. Anywon know when MOTD 2 is on iplayer please?
  226. Oh FFS, this fat knacker is claiming to be a gooner
  227. how do chelsea do it ?
  228. Before it fades from memory, big Per danced into the box and sent over a deft left foot chipped
  229. f**k dis ****
  230. Will Diaby be fit in time for the Spurs game?
  231. Got tickets for Monaco away via As Monaco and their hospitality setup
  232. It appears transfer deadline day brings out the best in the complete
  233. Ooh, hello. BBC making passing references to the schurrle deal being worth 50 million in total
  234. This team could well win the league next season.
  235. Looks like we dodged a bullet with Zaha. He cost Man Utd 11m for 28 mins playing time
  236. Transfer deadline night and this place is dead Cry
  237. So a bus in Holborn tried to reconstruct the scene from Live and Let Die? Yikes
  238. Early contender for today's worst article
  239. I want eine Wurst im Semmel Frown
  240. DilemmaWIMB. The road we've moved into is full of elderly couples, who have all clearly known each
  241. Arsenal starlet Akpom signs four-and-a-half year extension Clap The Coq next please Thu</a></li>
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  242. Traditional Biscuit Selection, selection headache
  243. What exactly is Murray's problem? He had a big chance to win his 3rd slam and f**ked up.
  244. Those who were familiar with Household's 'Rogue Male'. There's another 'Rogue Male' available,
  245. Given how nondescript the January transfer window was, do we think that Jim White is sitting at home
  246. Berni - of course you're right about the bus, in that the incident happened a few minutes from where
  247. Bang head Bloody BBC have lost the Open Golf to f**king Sky from 2017