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  1. Come on Joachim. Bring on Podolski and it will be a perfect day...
  2. Most embarrassing semi, since I went to see Brokeback mountain with my dad at the pictures ...
  3. Fred's dead baby, Fred's dead hehe
  4. Obviously, watching this bunch of puke-shirted show ponies get a proper shoeing is wonderful, but...
  5. You beauty!
  6. Brazil will be burnt to the ground tonight hehe
  7. Music So ein Tag, so wunderschön wie heute Music
  8. The record is beaten. 96 years ago lost to
  9. This c**t looks a bit silly now with Alexis and Debuchy all but confirmed as Arsenal
  10. Argentina and the Netherlands will both want to avoid winning tomorrow imo
  11. Blatter just tweeted: i make rules, next goal wins.
  12. Poldi on last few minutes. You know we need a great selfie.
  13. get poldi on FFS
  14. Two of our players are currently hammering Brazil 7-0 in a WC semi Clound Nine
  15. Floyd was right: @StanCollymore: We just spoke to Wenger here, deal is as good as done with Sanchez!
  16. Embarrassing Dad moment: Seeing Deliverance with Dad. (squeal piggy scene)
  17. Come on Mesut ffs.
  18. oh c**ts, my clean sheeeeets Cry
  19. Time to find the live cams from Sao Paolo, Rio de Janeiro etc and see the pandemonium that is
  20. Haha fűck you Neuer.
  21. Luis is the gift that keeps on giving
  22. mezut u nob
  23. Let's pray to god, and we may just get 3rd. Roll eyes
  24. brazilian players praying they get home alive tonight
  25. Bunch of arseholes seemed to be more worried about Neymar not playing than actually
  26. There you go Neymar
  27. Gustavo praying for safe passage home there.
  28. come on dutchies. let the argies inflict another battering in the 3rd place thingy imo
  29. Brasil didn't really want this tournament anyway. Now I know why.
  30. David Luiz heat map
  31. I'm down in Oz, the game starts 04:00, so I reckon
  32. You can't win a World Cup with Mertersacker.....one more game for Hansen
  33. Sieben eins, Sieg Heil!
  34. Really ****e from Ozil. Definitely needs to improve his finishing. Not good enough.
  35. I predict demonstrations & riots in Brazil. You spent all this money for what?
  36. Right then. Sky+ the semi as was at a dinner with work. Expecting a close one.
  37. Rafael Nadal implicated in FIFA ticket scandal!!!
  38. Mark Lawrenson football "expert"
  39. If Ignasi Miquel were Brazlian he would have started over Dante today.
  40. Oi, Snin. Turns out that I bloody did have a clue. I look well football savvy now.
  41. Daily Mail headline 'Mesut Ozil barely registers an important kick as Germany destroy Brazil 7-1'
  42. The unseemly bellowing of the national anthem after the music stops suggested a group of
  43. david luiz -- has there ever been such a dramatic plunge in the space of a game?
  44. Tonight's game bought to mind a scene from The Simpsons
  45. Well, I web-cammed over to the Copacabana expecting to see a conflagration started by
  46. I'm starting to feel sorry for some of the Brazilian fans now.
  47. Love
  48. Go home Brazilian cry babies! It's only a game.
  49. Piers Morgan @piersmorgan
  50. Still worried about the Vermaelen situation. Not being linked with any centre-halves. If he goes,
  51. I've seen it all now. Scientists and artists meet to discuss climate change. I am sure a few prats
  52. Germany unstoppable
  53. Alexis' bird is absolutely ridiculous, f**k off Sagna Clound Nine
  54. It's official. No Chelsea player has won any trophy including the Werld coop
  55. I don't really understand the panning Ozil has been getting
  56. A report in Spain today says Arsene "seduced" Sanchez when he
  57. Feel sorry for Julio Cesar - Last time a Brazilian faced that many shots
  58. Any news on how Myles is getting as Van Gaals chief scout?
  59. Everyone has an opinion on last game. Even not football fans unfortunately. I have had to listen
  60. Anyway. Back in the real world.
  61. "we will learn from this" hehe ****er
  62. Sami Khedira Bow
  63. hehe
  64. England team - Stokes for Jordan. India to bat
  65. Good to see Ozil running himself into the ground last night. Busy on both flanks and some great
  66. So I think we can comfortably put away the "This WC knockout stage needs more goals thing" now
  67. Schurrle always looks angry.
  68. im loving the Jagger stories imo hehe hehe
  69. Good toss to lose?
  70. Stuart Terence Roger Binny makes his test match debut today for India.
  71. Lawrenson is an amazing pundit, he managed to get half the score right last night. Wasn't easy.
  72. Alexis Sanchez: hot or not?
  73. Arsenal do it on purpose. Subject of the latest email 'First Team Player Signing in The new Armoury
  74. Vegeterians who say "I just don't like the taste of meat"
  75. So Lukaku doesn't fancy us either, we are doomed!
  76. Sh*t, Gonzalo Higuaín has turned us down again and is staying at Napoli
  77. Hansen has earned the right years ago to be called a c**t but he is now a senile c**t. He believes
  78. Got a feeling we're being conned a leetle bit. Our new signing could be L'arse Bendtner.
  79. Oops hehe
  80. Excellent pub, Mc Gooner, I did promise I would update you
  81. Have to be honest: I've never knowingly seen this Sanchez chap play. Is he any good?.
  82. It's bloody nice to be downloading with 5.4 MB/s :) Almost as nice as winning the AWIMB Sweepstakes
  83. I can't help but feel you anti-Wetherspoons types will love this new low
  84. Go Richie Porte Bow
  85. have to be honest. Don't understand half the stuff on here
  86. .
  87. Argies to beat the Dutchers 2-1 imo
  88. Keep on having to remind myself that Germany was playing the hosts in a WC semi!
  89. FROOME DOWN! FROOME DOWN! :baghead:
  90. Have that C*ntador ****er
  91. Fashwimb. My current gripe with life is lack of time. London to blame again!
  92. They should have bet on Wiggo. Froome out.
  93. Well done Lars imo..just looked online at clips..today looked f**king tough imo
  94. Anti Gambling advert LOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL ..classic backfire
  95. Sir Dave Brailsford is a miscalculating c**t. WIGGO!!!!
  96. Got a dilemma for tonight
  97. Social media's finest hour. Twitter trolls trying to provoke riots in Brazil.
  98. Robben will be diving like a porpoise today porpoisly.
  99. There is a lunch thief in the office hehe Someone is nicking other peoples lunch from the fridges.
  100. Has anyone told Sanchez that he has to have Bendtner's shirt number? Or Squillaci's?
  101. Weren't we supposed to be launching a kit / unveiling some mint players today?
  102. Youth team defenders
  103. Chelsea sign midfielder Mario Pasalic from Hajduk Split and we signed? Cry
  104. "Knee-sliding... a special investigation."
  105. Brazilians that have played for us : Edu,Santos,Gilberto,Denilson -anyone else?
  106. Cadena Ser reporting we've bid ¤30m for Khedira.
  107. Ok, I now believe we are actually signing Sanchez. So, this raises the genuine question, should we
  108. Ugh that Judas slag has got over his two bob bits Frown
  109. Doesn't The Argentina anthem have words or don't the players know them?
  110. I love the shaving cream!
  111. I'm not an Engerlund fetishist
  112. Cloggies or Falkland Fetishists?
  113. De Jong to murder Messi (evens). He'll kick seven shades of **** out of him, won't he? Cry
  114. Fash, you need to work on your tone.
  115. Oi Supermac. Wave "Yes" opportunity for you :tap-in:
  116. I'm thinking about Dennis' goal against them Clound Nine
  117. How the f**k is that not a yellow for Dimichelis?
  118. These two ain't a patch on the krauts. I'm fully confident I can go and boil an egg without missing
  119. Refs encouraging a dirty match here
  120. Messi to Liverpool?
  121. hehe Ooops, Robben's at it again. Roll eyes
  122. van persie -- his touch is like hodor's
  123. Enzo Perez looks a fine player
  124. come on argies ! holland are boring cnuts ..ive decided hate the dutch
  125. Very cagey game, could be a late night tonight. Dutch desperately need to get the ball to Robben
  126. vlaar -- the rich man's senderos
  127. Booooooooooriiiiing.
  128. Vlaar anyone?
  129. I'm liking this Janmaat fella. #7
  130. So that was a goal by Higuain. ...
  131. another one that got away Frown
  132. *sigh* anyone seen a good movie lately?
  133. SHooooooooooooooot! 1111!!1
  134. Has there been a chance yet?
  135. "The flag was up I think, actually" says Andy Townsend, as the linesman is shown with his flag up.
  136. bring on ardiles
  137. that was like a bad europa league game
  138. Right, I 'be given this international football lark a chance and this is f**king dull. I'm off to
  139. Listen Redknapp you c**t, if the milk turns out to be sour...
  140. now van persie can't miss a pelanty
  141. Sabella is mad for taking off Perez and putting on a striker in his place. They've lost the midfield
  142. Hunter(laar) bites yer legs!
  143. Ronnie MOM here in Brazil
  144. Fecking hell. Jugtastic Dutch bint caught on camera. :notmanyofthosetothepound:
  145. there have been more mi**** crosses than actual crosses, i'd wager
  146. messi has been sub-par
  147. Just the 8 goals so far in the WC semi's Frown
  148. Two great chances there for the Argies!
  149. Music Neeel-Neeel ... Neeel Neeeeellll!!! Music
  150. Missi
  151. Lets see if there is repeat with the Dutch goalie
  152. Ron Blah hehe
  153. Yessssssss
  154. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  155. Yyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeesssssss!
  156. aaah poor robin
  157. YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
  158. Now putting a fortune on Germany winning it. Money if they do. Messi lifting it if not Clound Nine
  159. Phew Clound Nine
  160. will be a great Final - with all the old SS Guards coming out to support their teams
  161. Take that you cloggie cünts hehe
  162. f**k you Van Persie, f**k you Robben, f**k you Krul
  163. Good.
  164. Fecking hell, they even made the penalty shootout dull.
  165. They should have brought that bellend on again
  166. So, does the superb Van Gaal take the credit for this shoddy ****?
  167. I wanted Germany V Holland. But f**k it
  168. back to the day job "van gaal" or should I say ….
  169. Holland will win the WC final on penalties too! Yawn
  170. f**k you 2 unlimited, f**k you Candy Dulfer, f**k you Piet Mondrian
  171. Well I got most of it wrong but got there in the end >
  172. Congratulations Germany on winning the World Cup - They deserve it!
  173. Think I broke a record tonight on betfair...
  174. Redcafe taking consolation from the fact that Van Gaal can start working now
  175. Tactical genius shot his load with substitutions
  176. FFS, can MO'N be any duller as a pundit. Rev IM Jolly sounds like he's on narcotics in comparison
  177. Got to have a bet on Argentina in the final....considering Germany are odds on to win it...
  178. Ian Darke is a hobbit! He's so cute!
  179. pretty pleased for this final. Can't get excited about the thought of van Persie
  180. If we're taking the Brazillians to task on their attire we have to mention Holland
  181. As our southern border burns, President Selfie McGlamourshot shoots pool
  182. Wasn't he the bore who kept going on about our new kit on here?
  183. Sorry but Semi Final of a World Cup and you send a centre half from Villa to take your first pen??
  184. THE FINAL.....Germany / Cyprus Gooner vs Argentina / Dutch Gooner
  185. I know little about US politics and wish to know less but this "fining" of foreign banks for
  186. van gaal didn't look like such a tactical genius when it comes to pens last night. Also I thought
  187. Froome: "Put me back on my bike, NOT!" Hate to be criticial but I think he showed a lack of cojones.
  188. Good girl imo Smile Call girl injected Google exec with heroin, drank wine, left him to die
  189. I've just bought a Vox amp.
  190. I read last night that Per, Özil, and Podolski won't return to Arsenal until
  191. Rub chin
  192. So will Ozil and Sanchez play either side of Giroud ?
  193. NO!!!! Don't do it Arsene!!!
  194. Do you think there will be any departures from the current team this summer?
  195. Would Sanchez be signing for us if we hadn't finished top four?
  196. Sanchez on his way Clound Nine Kind Regards, Your Best Mate Mickey Pearce
  197. Cant believe Air New Zealand ditching their in flight safety video! sexist? how its got blokes in it
  198. Huge milestone coming up.....Sunset's 20,000th post
  199. Rub chin Luc Besson's new film Lucy has Scarlett Johanssen as a super-powered drug mule.
  200. I am getting bored of this. If we haven't signed anywon by 2pm Wenger out!
  201. The good thing about sanchez is that he’s nearly 26 so if he wants to get his big move to
  202. Frown Offices. not only do we have a lunch thief. We have a bloke laughing to himself in that sort of
  203. Ears - BOUGH LIVES!!!
  204. Won't be long now before he's seen buying a Ginster's Brunch Bar at the Shell Garage on Upper St imo
  205. This may be a bit delusional but having watched Hollands piss poor, dullard show last night
  206. hehe Regardless of the morality, you've got to admire this bloke's balls.
  207. Hey Monty! Without the FA Cup win you just sneered at, I believe we wouldn't be buying* Sanchez
  208. I'm doing an online quiz but stuck on a question.
  209. Berni - been meaning to ask you, I saw your post about the Germans
  210. What is one to make of a chap who has this as his LinkedIn picture? Rub chin
  211. This 3rd place play off seems a complete waste.
  212. question - where would germ and arg have finished, on average, in past 10 premier leagues?
  213. berni and Sir C on a night out
  214. Dare I ask if anybody is attending the Emirates cup?
  215. Interesting stuff on the Man Shaft and their anthem, and why some players don't sing it
  216. Cook - a very good county bat, over-rated at test level
  217. ALISTAIR COOK IS f**kING c**t AND I WILL KILL HIM IF I EVER SEE HIM AGAIN.
  218. FA Cup at The Armoury tomorrow.....if anywon's interested? Shrug
  219. This I don't understand from van Gaal
  220. Slap Michael Gove
  221. This Global Warming lark isn't 100% negative
  222. Sanchez to be announced 9-10pm tonight imo
  223. Dee Lixon says both deals are done
  224. I will only believe it when its confirmed on Arsenal.com ====>
  225. "'e's a ****er" released by Barcelona. Would love to see him in the Premier League so Andy Gray
  226. It's official Clound Nine
  227. Well done Arsene. Made Le Grove look a c**t whilst signing a world class player Bow
  228. This c**t is too right footed Bang head Wenger out
  229. Sanchez ? f**k that wheres Debuchy ??
  230. Is the Kit Launch live on Arsenal Player ? If so What time is it ?
  231. Its official, fantastic, I may even go to a few matches next season - F*ck off all you doubters!
  232. Clound Nine Clound Nine
  233. Fantastic news.
  234. I remember a few years ago people used to say we had to wait to win the CL qualifier before players
  235. ALEXIIIIIIIIIS SANCHEEEEEEZZZZZZZ
  236. ALEXEEEES. DEBOOOSHEE. SAMIEEE. REMIEEE
  237. Is the Sanchez Watt deal official?
  238. We've got Alexis, can you believe it!
  239. Good news.
  240. Apparently Dixon spoke with Le Boos and tweeted that we'll be signing Debuchy too Clound Nine
  241. I hope the players who gave stories to the press saying we need to spend money and strengthen don't
  242. I went to my doc and he told me I needed a heart op.*
  243. So I guess this means we *can* start sucking each others dicks
  244. What's this minecraft all about?
  245. Khedira want's to join us now. What the f**k is going on? That FA cup has worked wonders.
  246. Well the good news about Alexis is that it strengthens our hand in keeping hold of Miquel.
  247. Rub chin just Alexis on the shirt then? Will be busy at The Armoury timora now!!!! Nod
  248. Get the f**k in lads! Buzzing Sombrero OLE!
  249. Oh dear
  250. So bestest news of all...Alexis and I share the same brithday, as do my son and Theo.