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  1. Anyone looking to rent a 2 bed flat near Vauxhall? 59 Sq m. Right by bridge
  2. Why is it that some people here find the need to moan even after a good comfortable away win?
  3. Brighton are being fcuked here.
  4. Oh Atlético Frown
  5. I can't find the ingredients ye to get excited about next w'end. Hull Indifferent
  6. Joe Hart is vile, isn't he.
  7. On this day in '85 Frown
  8. Poor Cashley Frown.
  9. Radio5 were amazed that Suarez's free kick was ruled out. Why? Clearly never going to be allowed.
  10. that Kasami goal really was beast....
  11. For what has been a great season, today was a damp squib, an utter anticlimax
  12. God I'm going to miss Tim Sherwood.
  13. Now that might just be in my top twenty favourite Arsenal goals
  14. Good goal from Bill S Preston, there
  15. So we are still the last team to take the title from second place in the final game Rub chin
  16. so is Hansen on suicide watch tonight.....good fkin grief....
  17. Goooooooooooooooooooooooool" El Puma!!
  18. Am I just bitter and biased or is Luke Shaw not actually that good?
  19. Nice crop circles at The Dell
  20. What's with Hansen's f**king eyebrows?
  21. Surely Fab's inclusion today indictes he will play next week?
  22. That Wilshere goal Love
  23. Jack won BBC goal of the season Bow
  24. Tiki Taka believed to just have been looking peaky, Wilshere's goal wins
  25. From an Ingerland perspective it's a huge mistake to leave cashley out imho
  26. Cringeworthy meltdown from Martin Kaymer here at the players championshn
  27. I must say even if we don't buy anyone I am happier with our squad
  28. Had my first nearly-got-run-over-by-an-adult-propelled-scooter moment today.
  29. Only six players scored premier league hat-tricks all season
  30. I may be wrong but and it doesn't appear on the lists. but I think Walcott's goal against City was
  31. Bendtner has been asked to become pundit on Danish tv during the World Cup...
  32. What signings have we made during world cup summers?
  33. The England players for the World Cup have to spend 2 hours every night
  34. A chum showed me a very most excellent twitter tweeter mabob
  35. I see some Liverpool fans saying that Man City bought the league. Seeing as BR has spend £60M (net)
  36. Speaking of the world cup. What at the time slots for the matches.
  37. So United have already bid for Shaw, Liverpool have already bid for Lallana. I assume that we'll be
  38. 'The man'* seems to want me to prove that I'm not - and never have been - married. Rub chin
  39. HOLD ON JUST ONE FÚCKING MINUTE
  40. We really should win on Saturday, shouldn't we?
  41. Sone Aluko will be the new Obafemi on Saturday. You heard it here first. Watch out Frown
  42. Can anyone rememer the prevailing feeling the summer we sold Anelka and bought Suker and Henry?
  43. And anyway Red.Greek legends are all madey-up *******s
  44. Is Henning Wehn a gooner?
  45. England World Squad Theo.....
  46. How was that **** allowed a private audience with the great man?
  47. The pandemonium caused by a mouse running around the office is ridicules.
  48. Clound Nine Dead chuffed for the lad, now fingers crossed he stays fit
  49. I don't understand any of Tony C's posts anymore Frown
  50. Henry is now on twitter.
  51. decent campaign in my eyes
  52. Who saw the Derby winner on the weekend?
  53. Would I be right in remembering that Spud used to sing
  54. I didn't even know Slash was born in England Frown
  55. That drag queen on Eurovision. It was quite weird how it looked more like a woman with a beard than
  56. I work with a Liverpool fan and a United fan. Both think my belief that Wilshere will start at the
  57. I've got to go to the hospital in a minute for 'gait analysis'.
  58. Talking of all this gender stuff, I read the other day that Manu Tuilagi has a brother who is 'third
  59. I need a list of the choob strike days this year to calculate the damage done to the business I work
  60. Corfuwimb... Going over for a wedding in early September. Thinking about turning it into a holiday
  61. British golfer defends his decision to carry on playing after his caddie DIES of a heart attack...
  62. Braveness????? Where did this guy go to school?
  63. I don't think the term 'cultural marxist' got used outside of some fairly, erm, specific
  64. Ruddy unlucky not to get into England squad. Wouldn't mind him as our no. 2
  65. Wigan could get Arry the boot tonight Clound Nine
  66. Stellar lineup for Ledley King's testimonial. Talk about scraping the barrel
  67. David Pleat ===>
  68. 0-1 Wigan! Do away goals count double in play offs?
  69. What the f**k is wrong with online box office , been trying all day to renew ST
  70. Thats right Herr Flöyd is back so you better shut up imvho
  71. Cup Final week! :excited:
  72. No
  73. Welcome back Herr Floyd- You have been missed
  74. Jesus- Lee Hendrie is on SSN and looks like an ex boyband member with bad AIDS
  75. QPR....£171m in debt Yikes
  76. Rio on a freeeeeeeeeeeeee Clound Nine
  77. Bow Game of Thrones back to its best... Bow
  78. What's the price of petrol per gallon in the UK these days.
  79. I think we should sign some really good players in the summer to make us challengers and avoid
  80. Love this old bag hehe ......
  81. Some may like it, some may not, regardless, Arsene is the Masterchef for
  82. Roy Hodgson has selected a bold squad for the World Cup and will resign after England are knocked
  83. Have they allocated pubs in the dump that is Wembley yet?
  84. Is modd enthusiastic about England or is it purely Arsenal?
  85. Which country has produced the best guitarists. England have to be top or right up there imo.
  86. Locked Frown
  87. Serge Aurier to be our new RB? A few ITK's saying this
  88. FFS hehe He was 8 bloody years old when we let him go
  89. So, as predicted the story of MH370 has now disappeared from the radar, as it were, after
  90. The King has joined Twitter
  91. Jermain Defoe seems to be awfully upset about not being picked
  92. Holy crap! Check out the Daily Mail..
  93. f**king hell this week is going slow.
  94. The traffic gods have spoken :itson:
  95. If anyone wants a cup final ticket.. Lend me their memberships
  96. The amount this Shaw kid is going to go for is ridicules. Would it
  97. How come Costcutter shops are more expensive than most other shops
  98. Nasri. Ash Cole and Defoe hehe :stefanfreude:
  99. spurs have sacked Sherwood hehe
  100. Sky Sports Breaking News: Tim Sherwood leaves Tottenham Frown
  101. Seems harsh on Pellegrini & Pulis that Rodgers gets manager of the year
  102. As for this "Spurs have finished above every English club bar one in the last 4 years" stat...
  103. Someone hasn't been paying attention to Rich's posts
  104. hehe
  105. Why is it, when someone gets caught being racist, they immediately then say that they're not racist.
  106. The stats back you up Tim hehe >>
  107. Is it too old to join a band? I am nearly 32
  108. Premier League just confirmed that Szcz has won the Golden Glove after all (shared...
  109. This is a real team?
  110. Eboue left out of the Ivory Coast world cup squad
  111. This is rather good hehe
  112. This is rather suspicious
  113. Now that he's leaving, are we allowed to be honest about what a massive **** his wife must be to
  114. So which footballer kissing his girlfriend is amongst your most cherished memories?
  115. Hey Nic ....
  116. respect to all the norwich fans behind goal clapping ramsey goal imo
  117. Has anyone laughed at Nasri yet?
  118. The head of a man's ***** is shaped to scoop other males’ semen out of the vagina. Yuk, fancy going
  119. The Gunners and Leyton Orient in a final at Wembley in the same season
  120. What a c**t....
  121. Look at my squard Clound Nine
  122. Tevez left out of the Argie preliminary squad....not done well since the move to Italy?
  123. Look at my squad.... Bow
  124. Does Mr Pires train with the team full time? he always seems to be there.
  125. Look at my squad.... Bow
  126. So there’s *actually* fans who would want Wenger out if we lose on Saturday but would be content
  127. ******* The Official AWIMB WORLD CUP SWEEPSTAKES DRAW *********
  128. I'll admit it. I am rather excited about this cup final stuff.
  129. Apparently Giroud has strained his neck
  130. Berni is fast turning into awimb's most prolific poster since modd left.
  131. Irish midfielder Brady to score winner in Wembley final Frown
  132. Is the tall fella in this Manuel Neuer?
  133. This bellend/spunk scoop thing seems to me to be nonsense and takes no account of cock length.
  134. This is unfortunate - after picture after picture of Bayern stars and partners they get to Ribery
  135. I bet Monty doesn't even celebrate goals. Have to play it cool at all times I reckon.
  136. We're buying back Vela apparently. Chipped finishes Clound Nine
  137. He unfortunately fell off a cliff* Cry
  138. According to the BBC, we lost the 2006 Champions League final 2-0.
  139. Looking forward to the parade Clound Nine
  140. For the last 9 years 'Arsenal haven't won a trophy', now its 'any average club can win the cup'
  141. Monty, stop being a ****
  142. Can anyone actually contemplate losing to Hull on Saturday ?
  143. This Vela stuff is a good deal all round. Firstly it's a great price. He has improved
  144. When's the champions' league final?
  145. If Arsenal win and there is this parade thing. When do they tell us what time it is.
  146. Have chinese mice really got smaller cocks?
  147. Are Snin or Nerg about?
  148. You know the football season is over when Sky and BT shown the same match live!
  149. I'm reading a history of the plague in Cambridge in the 17th century.
  150. Pilger, not a man overly troubled by sanity, has finally flipped his lid completely.
  151. Oi Minty Read it
  152. Alex Shinobi signs a new Arsenal contract Clap
  153. The man's best friend? Well done the kitty imo!
  154. Joe Cole is available on a free Hide
  155. The Ox back in full training but will he make the bench?
  156. Reyezzzzzzzzzzzzzz ooooooooooooooooo so close.
  157. Has anyone watched a live streaming at the emirates?
  158. I see the UK establishment press have coordinated hit pieces on UKIP
  159. Anyone else finding the board slower than bostonbrian Rub chin
  160. Benfica = England
  161. Chief you are quite right, ukip have the soppy wrist floppers running scared
  162. Cripples it is slow here...admin heads have to start rolling soon imo
  163. So I ran a quick speed test on awimb on webmaster tools; the results:
  164. I reckon the amount of posts just might be a reflection on the speed (?) of this board.
  165. I blame it all on Tony's sticky above, get rid please NOW!
  166. ****** AWIMB WORLD CUP SWEEPSTAKES ******** (nightshift post)
  167. Supersonic Awimb Clound Nine amazing how deleting modd helped speed things up so much.
  168. Kind of hard to argue, really hehe
  169. Never seen a player hit both posts and crossbar with same shot...untill this happened Yikes
  170. My computer's wordcheck prefers Dallas Lama to Dalai Lama. Chinese?
  171. Rakatic looks a hell of a player, has 'nearly signing for spurs' written all over him
  172. Thank god for that.
  173. Seeing as i'm "old school" and an old codger even, I would "bloody love it" if
  174. Looks like our main Englishman has dangerously low confidence, ambition and passion levels Frown
  175. Berni, one you may find cosmic....abstain from scything down everything i say for a minute.
  176. Token 'I hate f**king stickies' post
  177. So people actually watched the Europa Cup final last night. Blimey
  178. Apart from my match programme, my only other memento from '79 is a rather sleek, Ronson electronic
  179. Quite amusing from Distin......
  180. Clound Nine
  181. Looks like this Vela stuff is true.
  182. Just remembered one good moment during the Europa League final
  183. ,
  184. Saturday's victory is going to feel entirely hollow.
  185. We've won it Clound Nine
  186. Oil wrestling anyone ?..************FREE OIL****************
  187. I've no opinion either way on Rolf. If he's guilty then let him fry
  188. " ugh yeah...is that Paul?" " Hi Jack how can I help?"
  189. Pochettino would be such a typical spurs managerial signing
  190. Dont worry lads, our hopes and dreams for this summer's World Cup are in safe hands
  191. Cipriani back in the England egg chasing squad
  192. Where is modd?
  193. Hmm, need a cheeky week in the sun in September / October.
  194. Sir C> Nairobi is nice. At least I hope it is since Withnail is there right now and I need him back
  195. This is excellent. Might be the basis for my christmas cards this year.
  196. Less than 50 hours before the cup final kick-off and it certainly doesn't feel like it!
  197. Welil that's t. Decree Absolute granted. Looks like I'm definitely getting hitched Smile
  198. What's for dinner baby?
  199. This is what I call a beer belly
  200. I will not accept Arsene not signing at least 2 established top tier world class players this summer
  201. Just been watching a video of Cavani goals. I really think we should do everything in our power to
  202. We have been laughed at by the media and Hull fans for planning a possible parade but what is this?
  203. Fleetwood, York, Rotherham.
  204. This is better Ricci boy>
  205. Music 20 pints 20 pints barrrybueno Music
  206. Music good ol arsenal Music
  207. If Holland flop big stylee at the WC, I wonder if United might get worried about Van Girll
  208. Music Ten Walls - Walking With Elephants Music Favourite tune of the year so far imo.
  209. tumbleweed
  210. The pollen is kicking my ass this year...my eyes are in a constant state of Cry Frown
  211. Hey Fabregasm...
  212. So sagna is off to city?? I thought we were at the time of being able to compete
  213. It's 106F where I am today and it's not Summer yet.
  214. Not sure if Sir C's still about, but if he is...
  215. Iceland can f**k off if you ask me.
  216. Am I right in saying the cameras at Wembley are quite low, like at White Hart Lane? I hate watching
  217. If Sagna is leaving I'd thank him by leaving him too. Out of tomorrow's squad.
  218. So Terry Venebales was nearly Arsenal manager too Sherlock
  219. Oh sh*t, still more than 24 hours to go and I am getting nervous already!
  220. Sepp Blatter admits giving the 2022 World Cup was a mistake
  221. Fash- that was 4 yrs ago Yikes You can now check her out on twitter, Instagram , Pinterest , ++ >>
  222. Berni > The age of (heterosexual) consent in Vatican City is 12.
  223. Berni you are not on the rebound I hope? Could be expensive you know
  224. Just prepping for the draw......
  225. Awimb World Cup draw soon Clound Nine Wonder if we can do swapsies?
  226. Anyone else getting much work done? Ridiculous, I'm 40 FFS
  227. I'm trying to find something to have a pop at Andorra about, but it sounds alright, actually. Frown
  228. Speaking of micturation, this has got to make you hold it in
  229. Who are Hull's local rivals? S****horpe? Grimsby? FC Copenhagen?
  230. Having just fished out my Arsenal 1987 Littlewoods Cup Final scarf and a badge, I
  231. Glenda is backing an org which turns kids into entrepreneurs by cosmic magic....
  232. have we heard from Withnail recently - I'm a tad worried
  233. If Larkin was still alive would he have written a poem to mark the occasion?
  234. Enough of Iceland, let's discuss another tiny little country in our own backyard
  235. Strange question but is anybody a expert in sanding?
  236. My boss....So Tony any ideas on a name of this new project,,,,
  237. LA > Would you consider selling your Holland WC ticket to Sir C for a drink?
  238. Japan?! This whole draw can get f**ked. I'm not playing anymore.
  239. I've just spoken to a South African who sounded like a man taking the piss out of Desmond Tutu's
  240. State of this c**t. Just saw on twitter he is scamming people wanting cup tickets.
  241. I agree. Best first post ever. Straght into AWIMB rant mode, but very accurately. Read it
  242. He comes from Senegal, he plays for Arsenal
  243. Hey Fabregasm, your Progressive buddy Tom Friedman is blaming the Syrian Conflict on Global Warming
  244. TVShowsWIMB -- Enjoying "The Americans" A Lot
  245. If only one of these lads had a decent first touch
  246. COYG -- Spirit of Freddie and Romford Pele
  247. What is the etiquette regarding standing at Wembley?
  248. Sometimes, I do wonder if The Guardian is just a brilliant joke at everyone's expense.
  249. Having now emerged from the darkness and menace of 'True Detecive' I've started on Treme after
  250. I think I'll take a sleeping pill tonight.