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  1. I'd rather win the FA Cup than win tonight.
  2. So, like, are there *actually* any Awimbers who would confess to preferring that we win the FA Cup
  3. Ooh, look! He had hair once.
  4. Tonight is ideal. Even if Bayern score early it doesn't change the task and other 2nd leg cliches.
  5. I'm going to put chives in cauliflower cheese.
  6. All those pesky checks and balances and enquiries we have in the Capitalist West that keep us honest
  7. Fabianski; Sagna Mertesacker Kos Vermaelen; Arteta The Ox; Cazorla Ozil Podolski; Giroud
  8. I can't predict today's score but I think I can predict we'll have more injuries
  9. Arsene really going for it!
  10. In defence of Marxism - by Alain de Botton
  11. Mertesacker captain tonight despite Vermaelen and Arteta starting
  12. Ashberto > re Botton on Marx
  13. Fabianski, Sagna, Mertesacker, Koscielny, Vermaelen; Arteta, Ox-Chambo; Cazorla, Ozil, Pods; Giroud
  14. Tommy V up against Robben, otherwise I've got a lob on. Steve Bould must have done the team sheet
  15. Looks like Mert is the new captain ?
  16. Almost a red.
  17. Vermalen is captain, by the way...
  18. game hadn't even kicked off and I was sick of Clive. 8 minutes in and I want to slit my wrists
  19. Why is that not a yellow card. ....... c**t
  20. I have to say, they are better than Barca in their prime. Holy ****, this is power football.
  21. Good stuff from the Ox
  22. Arteta will not survive 90 minutes without getting sent off.
  23. f**k sake Santi. So poor.
  24. Why did we pay 43m to make the best no.10 in the world do donkey work on the wing?
  25. oezil's not interested. take'im off! bring rosicky on.
  26. 1st half rope a dope tactics.
  27. If only we had 11 Chamberlain's Frown
  28. bad taste still showing bet365 adverts starring bob crow at half time.
  29. Would it leave me open to ridicule if I said Andy Townsend is a good co-commentator? Oh well
  30. Going ok so far. Keep it at 2-0 and hope Bayern get bored
  31. hate to say it but I'll take this scoreline at 90 minutes
  32. What's with all the negativity. We're gonna f**king blitzkrieg em. Come on you gooners!
  33. "This programmed sponsored by Gazprom"....sanctions? What sanctions?
  34. looks like Wenger has taken stargooner's advice
  35. modd's song for Nic
  36. He really wanted to give that, didn't he.
  37. Rosicky coming on for Ozil. Must be injury or illness.
  38. this match can't go all the way like this. its got to have at least 5 mins where I start to believe
  39. Pigmaster.....That was coming.
  40. Oh well. Deserved lead on balance.
  41. We aren't going to make any chances with Podolski on the pitch. Gnabry on at 60mins.
  42. good stuff now I can go to bed.
  43. hehe popular scorer Poldi
  44. one last thing. bayern belong in the championship playing music after a goal ****er
  45. They don't like it up 'em.
  46. good morning
  47. arsene ivan stupid idiot ryo maichi not even allowed to play took to squad only 6 on bench arsene is
  48. f**k me that was quite a finish.
  49. Tyldeley gutted the goal dissallowed
  50. ref is making it up to bayern now.
  51. What a good foul, then finish
  52. Bunch of cheating *******s.
  53. Did he get the but-tocks?
  54. Big 15 minutes. Indifferent
  55. Ox pulled up there. Oh well
  56. Robben... DIE!!! cvnt
  57. classic kos!
  58. Very acceptable performance especially in second half. 11 v 11 they haven't bettered us.
  59. I don't get this happy to be at 0-0 at halftime thing.
  60. Nice of Arsene to name a squad with an elegible player
  61. Seems you need to have a black belt in cheating to become the best team in the world
  62. Adrian Chiles C U Next Tuesday.
  63. You have to applaud Bayern for one thing tonight....
  64. Hmmm. Bayern have covered more ground yet look as fresh as they did when the game started.
  65. It was always going to be tough. But importantly we were not embarrassed so glad we can concentrate
  66. Of course I did not even watch this sham vs Pep's pepsters. So what's with the injuries?
  67. legs like broken candles.
  68. Wenger blundered his subs tonight
  69. Tonight more than ever, it was obvious a pacey striker is required for the squad.
  70. Heroes of munich again
  71. Athletico for me. Thumb Up
  72. Why don't we offer for Flapi****ski to be our domestic cup and Champions League 'keeper
  73. Dixon, Wrighty and Keane say we need a complete squad overhaul
  74. The defence were legends tonight
  75. Only cyclists dope. Well known fact.
  76. Delighted Fab saved that penalty even if it f**ked up my prediction. That Robben should be banned
  77. The Daily Mail Music He isn't worth two bob Music
  78. good performance but wrighty hit the nail on the head
  79. Proud of the team. We're not far away. Bow
  80. If we win the fa cup it be one of best moments
  81. THE ARSENAL
  82. Why was Ryo ineligible if he has already made 2 appearances as sub in the CL this season?
  83. Looks like Ozils out for a few weeks. Hamstring Bang head
  84. Ian Wright is a God in my eyes
  85. Next Season we will probably sweep the board domestically
  86. At the end of the night its another glorious failure served up as a great achievement for us
  87. we went to war with water pistols yet again
  88. Ozil out, when is Ramsey back?
  89. Season still has legs
  90. Just watched the Ian Wright documentary Cry
  91. Ryo was de-registered in order to accommodate Kallstrom, if you were wondering
  92. This is quite amazing - Planefinder ==>
  93. Jorge, Supernik's ditched the sumo look now...
  94. Map of Europe 1000AD - present day
  95. I'm not a fan of Pep's Bayern at all. Leaving Kroos and Muller on the bench?
  96. Another failure from Wenger.
  97. I see most of the journo c**ts have stuck the boot in on Ozil, even though he played most
  98. Here bbc post match coverage of 2005 Fa cup win
  99. 'Gay Gunners' hehe
  100. Bayern looked full of pep last night didn't they? That high, aggressive pressing game must be
  101. What's the prognosis on The Ox. 2-3 weeks?
  102. Any news on Diaby, we're looking a bit light in midfield for the run in
  103. Barca vs Man City tonight. barca should go through
  104. Question on drugs - am I right in assuming that
  105. I fear Ozil may end up turning into a bit of an Arshavin.
  106. I think this is the world's most complete diver
  107. Looks like Ozil will miss spurs, Chelsea, Swansea and City then Oh well
  108. I'm liking the look of this 'footbonaut' thing
  109. Things must be bad when I go to awimb for calm measured analysis
  110. Made the mistake of falling down a twitter rabbit hole last night
  111. Mother's day is coming up don't forget
  112. So what was Oxbow-Chamberpot doing when he was off injured?
  113. The one good thing about this month....
  114. So, looks like ramsey and kallstrom should be back fairly soon
  115. Uefa open disciplinary proceedings against Bayern Munich over offensive banner displayed in draw vs
  116. This cheerleader *really* looks like Frank Lampard
  117. Just had some hot dogs 3 days out of date. Am i going to die?
  118. A bit disappointed with nerg
  119. ozil converts that penalty
  120. Went to give my statutory declaration at court this morning. Was a bit scarier than I'd
  121. Clound Nine Club seats for Wembley sorted through official hospitality agent (referred by wembley).
  122. Kompany thinks winning at Barcelona is like winning at QPR. What a thick ****.
  123. Jesus wept! Dave's a sheeny*?!?!
  124. I notice that not one of youse *******s has noted my musings on the MH primary return,
  125. I was browsing iPlayer the other day and noticed they've got a programme on
  126. I know getting tight on attackers is an integral part of Kosceilny’s defending style, but you have
  127. Sherwood on the current squad 'I'll need to see who I keep and who I need to bring in'
  128. Back from Munich , observations
  129. They're Klinging On by a thread now :Lescott:
  130. Great performance by the ref tonight hehe
  131. Who's (secretly) looking forward to Barca - Man City today
  132. City have payed the refs.
  133. Barca vs city was a strange game in the end
  134. Will that quadruple go much further up Citeh's arse?
  135. is this what the yoots of toady are wearing?
  136. :Sergio Aguero only made 1 accurate pass in the first half and that was from kick off.
  137. Missing Cheltenham Cry
  138. The chaps from the mystery aeroplane they said looked like Balotelli
  139. Was not that impressed by psg tonight
  140. Psg should go through tonight. They could be
  141. For those who doubt the value of winning a trophy...any trophy
  142. Mustard predictor a great site
  143. Is it just me or are City rather doing an Arsenal by imploding early in the year?
  144. Weekend European Breakwimb. I want to plan a long weekend away to somewhere in Europe around June or
  145. Spurs vs benfica Tonight
  146. If we reach the FA cup final. Does Wenger carry on with Wenger. or does he go with Szczesny.
  147. Nogman, re EPO / steroids. Pleasse take notes, there will be an exam at the end of the season
  148. Only thing annoying about wembley is that annoying
  149. Perspective
  150. ATTENTION! Dr ,nerg is busy, but I will check all doping related posts later today.
  151. Danny Mills has a sense of humour!?! "Man City need to spend big".
  152. Ukraine seems to have magically disappeared from the front pages....
  153. If I could be serious for a minute. This is very important.
  154. Dr Hat >>>>>>>>
  155. I admit I secretly quite liked Victoria Wood's Stand up shows. Even though I am not a
  156. So Miranda is doing a stand up tour. Such fun! Oh well
  157. If everyone is fit, what is our best XI, and is it good enough to win the league?
  158. Do we get a bye now that the Munich president has been sent to prison for 3 years for tax evasion?
  159. So Ramsey probably not back for Spurs. Jack and Ozil knacked.
  160. Good ole Nicky
  161. easymusicquizwimb: name the song where the word 'wonderfully' is repeated 4 times in a row...
  162. Anyone know a thing called torchbrowser? Keeps popping up and I've never downloaded it so can't
  163. Hmmm. Offer accepted on a lovely flat in Turnpike Lane...
  164. LOL! Ice hockey fights, you gotta love'em! Wait for the end.
  165. Have they STILL not found this f*cking plane? I'm getting bored of it now.
  166. Why was this allowed to happen? First Jack and now Ozil?
  167. The German justice system is a bit skewed. They happily allow Hoeness to oversee
  168. I see Cantona has been kung fu kicking* some innocent bystander again
  169. Monty Read it Here is my guide of the area.
  170. Indifferent
  171. Are the Syrians still knocking the crap out of each other?
  172. I see old Stumpy Pistorius is vomiting again. Roll eyes
  173. So... North Korea, then? Sherlock
  174. I've just spoken to Maggie Philbin. Clound Nine
  175. My office window now looking out on some sort of bomb hunt...
  176. If moving abroad whats the best way to move wons funds. Just to a bank transfer to the new account?
  177. You know you're old when you're pissed as a c**t and had it by 6:30 Thumb Up
  178. Monty, about Bill Hicks being overrated.
  179. Yikes
  180. A little surprised Awimb's homophobe faction hasn't rounded on Peter Thatchell for his confirmed
  181. wd Chris Jordan Clap
  182. A very "sophisticated" strategy using tax dollars
  183. Are we looking at sort of mid-April for St Totteringham's Day this year?
  184. So Sir Charlie, this jet thingy, where has it escaped to then? Flew into oblivion innit ...
  185. Some goals you might enjoy
  186. Did Ozil catch Arshavinitis?
  187. Porto playing to an empty stadium. Shrug
  188. Lazy Spud manager can't even be arsed to shave. ****er
  189. It's Thursday, time to turn on the telly and see how the Tottenhams are getting on
  190. What I really dislike when I've been on a jolly
  191. Looking forward to the Seville derby. Always a great example of diving and cheating
  192. Ouch! Arrest made after man is found by the side of the road with his ***** cut off
  193. Spud 'b' team?
  194. Clound Nine
  195. Lawdy, this benfica side is hardly breaking a sweat - what a national embarrassment
  196. Ha ha ha ha
  197. OMG, they mentioned that fat c**t CY during the first half hehe
  198. Joke of the day... Two Canadian nurses, one old the other a babe, were in a conversation about a
  199. Sevilla has scored for Betis!
  200. Good old Arsenal! We're proud to say that name!
  201. Cant believe Porto did Napoli, though Martinez is the Tits up
  202. hehe
  203. hehe
  204. Spurs don't give up many chances, but they all seem to go in.
  205. Benfica are good side, Markovic looks the part
  206. Sherwood the gift that keeps on giving
  207. If we can't beat this shambolic mob on Sunday...we don't deserve to win the FA Cup.
  208. They were so lucky it only finished 1-3 :baghead:
  209. Jorge Jesus Bow
  210. Sherwood hahaha
  211. Sherwood should be banned for nine games
  212. I can CY he gave up watching that mob
  213. There are defeats and then there are defeats
  214. It seems that reminding Spurs of the score is the worst you can do.
  215. Watched Joey Barton make a speech at the Oxford Union last night. He was excellent
  216. Love jesus comments after the match
  217. Bad day for Awimb. Hilary's dad and the richest man in Northern Ireland both dead.
  218. Surely the two greatest ever Bow
  219. Smile
  220. Sol Campbell Bow on This Week imo
  221. Tony Benn RIP Frown
  222. 5pur2 doesn't work either. if 5 if supposed to represent S. How can 2 also represent S?
  223. On Sunday scum's only hope is to make it a battle, if we stick to football they havent a prayer.
  224. So the depressurisation theory that was red hot yesterday
  225. How hard is it make people understand that tequila is only to be drunk
  226. NB52 continuing to endear himself to Wenger...
  227. Robert Martinez being touted as Arsenal's preferred successor - in 2 years.
  228. Has anyone had any luck with one of these dodgy ticket sites? Talk to me
  229. Well that was a close shave. Was due to proceed with our mortgage application
  230. spurs plan anti-Sherwood protest march in Arsenal colours on Sunday hehe
  231. Semi final tickets Wigan Athletic, given an allocation of 22,807
  232. Whatever your views on the boy Benn, you have to admit he had a way with word
  233. Monty, have you considered Greater London or does that not interest you so much?
  234. The more I think about the referee’s conduct for Robben’s antics on Tuesday, the more despicable
  235. Going to a wedding on Sunday for a girl (35) who, very probably, only has a matter of years (and
  236. Ron Swanson's Pyramid of Greatness contains many, many truths
  237. LOL Floyd Mayweather arrested on suspicion of attempted murder,kidnapping
  238. Haaaaang on - at no point in this article does she mention a sexual proposition
  239. I definitely like cheese and jam sandwiches (cheddar and chilli lime marmalade at the moment).
  240. HousebuyingWIMB
  241. Just did an online credit check and it came out "Good" overall, though I do have a
  242. Semi final ticket details..
  243. Phew! That was a close one.I actually have a decent excuse for not going to see The Damned tonight
  244. What sort of man would knowingly wed terminally ill women for their inheritances?
  245. Arsene's first contract for three years was worth?
  246. Ramsey 10 weeks and counting with a thigh strain. Dr ,nerg is outraged.
  247. Music Eyes about a face Music
  248. 'er Richard>>>>> Real life
  249. Anelka has terminated his contract with WBA and is available on a free. Any takers?
  250. Frown