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  1. Circumcising elephants doesn't pay much but the tips are huge.
  2. Thank God AWIMB is back. I was having major withdrawal symptoms.
  3. Circumcision was the identification system God gave the early Hebrews.
  4. f**king work Christmas lunch. waste of time.
  5. Anybody got a link to that Thierry Henry program for US viewers?
  6. Just hope Frank de Boer won't go to Spurs....dreading it...Ajax won't be the same
  7. So this groundbreaking new technology will be used in the World Cup
  8. To all those haters the other day..Wensleydale cheese granted protected status
  9. A quick hello to today's special guest, fmadmin
  10. That Fabreze car odour ad with the huge burger and wet dog
  11. Why are people lumping cash on de Boer to be next spurs manager?
  12. What won should I buy Awimb?
  13. Eggs benedict at Betty's yesterday morning.
  14. Do people here actually get lunch breaks?!?! In 10 weeks of work I have not taken one.
  15. Sherwood hehe
  16. :Bendtnertime: Oh well
  17. Lunch time is approaching. It's a 'Festive' Friday. Very casual today
  18. Footballers after football, some interesting directions for former players
  19. According to Detective Sergeant Andy Lamb - sheep rustling is an increasing problem in rural areas..
  20. F*ck I'm hungover. Frown I have little or no memory of anything after about 6pm yesterday apart from
  21. Pussy Riot's Nadya Tolokonnikova (and the non-fit won) to be freed from prison
  22. Oh, I think we've got Mike Dean again on Monday. Indifferent
  23. Blackberry have lost 4.3 billion dollars in the 3rd quarter of this year. Yikes How do campanies
  24. German woman fined for crushing mice in fetish video Sherlock
  25. I bet most of the dopey provincial ****s packed into The Apollo thought it was part of the show and
  26. What's up with pming? I'm trying to bribe people into giving me tickets
  27. Podolski given the Thumb Up for Chelsea
  28. This place seems cruel..do you go there and stroke them ? heathrow special needs farm
  29. Have a dench Christmas...
  30. So do we reckon there's an actual release clause in Suarez's new contract?
  31. RecommendationsWIMB, I've a new client in Chertsey (Surrey, not Dudek)
  32. On no account should anyone do what I just did and Google 'Fournier’s gangrene'.
  33. I hope the headline on Monday is 'German man arrested for crushing chavs in football match'
  34. I heard the new show at the Apollo Theatre brought the house down.
  35. RE; Podolski thumbs up. Wilshere should have said that he meant to do the same but got confused.
  36. I hope the headline on Monday is 'German man arrested for crushing chavs in football match'
  37. This is f**king bull****. I get into the office before my more senior colleagues, they spend the day
  38. Tiny bit of snow over here and local news goes crazy, reporters everywhere......
  39. Just been in Foyles to buy DB10's book for my dad. Also looked for a book called 'Vanishing London'
  40. Things you don't hear often anymore on the telly. 'marrowbone jelly' 'ceramide R'
  41. Hands up whose wages have gone up 9.5% since 2011?
  42. hehe The Ian Harvey, Sir C and Wes threesome on facebook
  43. Clap Stock photos with added Pornhub comments.
  44. Wilshere's finger salute =2 game suspension.Two yellows only one.
  45. Oh ****. I left two bags of presents I bought at lunchtime in the pub tonight.
  46. Arsenal U21 vs Utd U21 on MUTV now - free to view
  47. Found 2 bags of presents in the pub last night. Well handy.
  48. I think this chelsea match is a nice little tie. we need to break on through at some point.
  49. Pork scratchings with extra salt for breakfast. I'm an animal Frown
  50. Yikes Chuck Norris teaches Van Damme his place in the grand scheme of things
  51. How many glasses can you get out if a standard size bottle of of champagne for toast purposes?
  52. No doubt to AWIMB's relief, I have managed to recover the items I left in the pub last night
  53. How many of us are actually left?
  54. "We're not top of the league...I said we're not top of the league"
  55. So far so good, no
  56. Ridicules own goal by the magnificent Kompster apparently Frown
  57. We're in free fall. Down to third and a two goal defeat on Monday will put us 4th and bring a right
  58. WD Craig Bellamy. Apparently Tan asked him to take charge of the team for yesterday's game
  59. I'm struggling to understand the logic here >>>>>
  60. Lager Smokin Puke Tits up hehe >>>>
  61. tbh this Chealsea game feels the biggest since 06/07 season in terms of my belief in the team
  62. it's a bit odd in here recently, no?
  63. This place was much better when Modd was allowed on!
  64. Come on you Saints Bow
  65. Come on you Saints Bow
  66. Lallana Clound Nine
  67. They should give the job to Sherwood. He's a proper Spurs c**t.
  68. What a modern looking Spurs side, 4-4-2 and two huge oafs up top.
  69. Lallana Bow
  70. Soldado Cooper
  71. Soldado Cooper
  72. Soldado Cooper
  73. adebayor making avb look really bad
  74. Arabs have an orgasm every time a bomb goes off
  75. Herr Floyd is boycotting marks & spencer. I call on all awimbers to follow suit.
  76. I'd forgotton how irritating a c**t Tim Sherwood was Frown
  77. Looking at barkley and lalana ,jack should be worried about his wc place
  78. Why are you so afraid to speak your mind?
  79. here it is, tony romo, death or glory.
  80. What a crappy weekend for results. Still, as long as we win tomorrow... Thumb Up
  81. Not a good weekend for results. Thank f**k The Arsenal play on Monday.
  82. where's chief? the facts on the climate:
  83. I defy anyone to recall a worse Gervinho miss when he was with us...
  84. Sorry if this is old, but what a lovely man [TH14 interview]
  85. As Cashley is likely to be sub, he'll get a good reception when he warms up. Oh yes! Nod
  86. I have a couple nfl teams that I'm backing: lions, eagles, bengals, bears
  87. Good lord....these fkin Bears
  88. If we beat Chelsea 4-0 will people finally believe we can win the whole thing?
  89. I was completely f**ked on saturday in a rare drinking session. However when I went home
  90. Apparently the pole is covered in grease ?
  91. Shutter speed technology at it's finest
  92. You know what's going to happen tonight, don't you? Jose will make it an extremely dull affair.
  93. Is the game on Sky?
  94. Nicklas Bendtner with boobs
  95. The office is like a nursery today.
  96. Monkey shepherds hehe
  97. I've changed my mind on Camden town. It's quite fantastic.
  98. OK. Christmas Quiz: Famous Death Masks - who is this?
  99. By the sounds of it, someone working for M&S on the understanding that they
  100. It's gusting 38 kt at Biggin now, and this is just the start Clound Nine
  101. In last night's dream, we had won the league and our end-of-season DVD
  102. Graeme Swann, eh. We're going to miss him.
  103. Wonder if Drogba is suffering withdrawal symptoms
  104. Is anyone going to the Woodbine this evening?
  105. The geese have landed. That's it, it's now christmas. You may commence drinking.
  106. It's blowy and wet outside
  107. If this rain and wind keeps up is the game even going to be on tonight? There could be a lot of
  108. In Dean’s last 20 League matches with Chelsea, they have only lost twice, both times to Man City.
  109. Something struck me whilst watching Elf last night.
  110. I've got problems...
  111. Happy Festivus!
  112. Nobody hasn't mentioned Ashley Cole going to the Arsenal Christmas party thing very much.
  113. Are most fans expecting or just hoping for a win tonight?
  114. Big game for arsenal this, will shape our season. Vermaelen needs
  115. I have finally got to watch the first season of 24, having never seen it before. [spoiler]
  116. Everywhere I turn there's a Liverpool w*nkfest going on. Why can't Sky talk about tonight's match.
  117. Titi interview SS1 now hehe
  118. Szczesny, Sagna, Mertesacker, Vermaelen, Gibbs, Arteta, Rosicky, Ramsey, Ozil, Walcott, Giroud
  119. Stream? ..... Stück at home without access to Sky .....
  120. The Special One tells it like it is "we are such an offensive team, with so many offensive players"
  121. Streams?
  122. Dead Man Running. Utter Toilet. Wooden Acting. Poor Plot. Just Dross.
  123. eek!
  124. giroud has to sharpen the f**k up impact
  125. When is Worzil Germanage going to wake up and get to work. Lazy ****e.
  126. Utter comedy at the back.
  127. bring on bloody flamini ffs
  128. this game is about to boil over imo
  129. Dean is a dickhead.
  130. Another c*nt of a ref - what a f*cking joke!
  131. why in these games we can even do the basics properly.
  132. robbie earle is a dumb f**kin chelsea uncle tom... and dean is a cnut..thats all
  133. Hard to say who is worse. English refs or NFL.
  134. Dean should have booked 3 Chelsea so far and given us a penalty.
  135. rosiky being our top bloody hard man and inspiration
  136. wd Tomas . . .
  137. So, is tonight the night we officially become sh*t again or start to believe?
  138. Why are we such f**king bottle jobs? Gibbs, Giroud, Vermaelen and Sagna have been cack.
  139. robbie earle ...ffs wimbledon and hes an expert ? sky a joke
  140. nice goalkeeping by the cheslea player
  141. call it off IMO silly playing in this weather
  142. Walcotts pace is cancelled out by the conditions IMO
  143. Mourinho tapping up Sagna at the touchline Bang head
  144. This has got 1-0 Chelsea written all over it.
  145. Arteta runs like he has a pair of scissors for legs.
  146. on french tv, both desailly and ginola called it a pelanty on feo
  147. earle is a rasberry slush puppy ice with choclate sauce..blue on the inside cnut
  148. Our record with Mike Dean - P15 W1 D4 L9 Yikes
  149. Who's that kid next to Beckham wiv the Arsenal cap - his sahn?
  150. f**kin pen .. and red well done csrragher
  151. Haha - Tim Sherwood for Spurs official (til end of season).
  152. Oi! Fleetwood.
  153. On my steam I have Graham Poll criticizing the refereeing decisions - how bizarre!
  154. Discipline starting to go.
  155. Can someone f**king tell Vermaelen to STAY IN DEFENCE.
  156. Sherwood given job until end of season according to Keys and Lineker. Bow
  157. Come on Arsenal! Make my Christmas and **** that ref c**t
  158. Scampi and Lemon Nik-Naks Clound Nine
  159. Haven't done well at all against the top 3...
  160. Bo-ring. Yawn
  161. Diver!
  162. Ramsey off. Carzola on. imo
  163. a chelsea player would have to machine gun an arsenal player to get a Red card with this c**t in ch
  164. Theres no scarier sight than 3 marauding Chelsea players counter attacking against Arteta
  165. Fu*k me that was dangerous by Ivanavic.
  166. That was some Cobra Kai sheeeet there....
  167. Time for the Triple sub Arsene......
  168. Terry behaving like a c+nt and getting Rosicky booked ****er
  169. Dean Nono
  170. Garage league.
  171. Terrible game, cheap fouls, bad passes, bad ref
  172. Spurs appoint Sherwood according to BBC....
  173. Can we bring back Viera?
  174. Chelsea do know how to stifle a game - wish we could do that on occasion.
  175. Ramsey is a f**king clown shoe
  176. furious
  177. ****e and more ****e. No wonder Real wanted that c**t out.
  178. I dont even think we have a shot on actual target?
  179. wtf is arsene waiting to bring in a cple of fresh legs in there and sharpen things a bit ... santi?
  180. f**k off Giroud.
  181. Rib n Saucy Nik-Naks Clound Nine
  182. That certainly wasnt one on target hehe
  183. Frown
  184. Remind me...who thought it was smart to bid £40m + £1 for Suarez?
  185. Bendy warming up........ world class bench.
  186. I assume we are waiting for chelsea to score before we make some subs
  187. Close, but no cigar. Mutha***er.
  188. Oh sh*t, here we go.
  189. I told you all earlier that Jose would do so well to kill the game. But what a ****e performance
  190. f**king Verm and Sagna Bang head
  191. Sag a has been utterly sh+te
  192. why the f**k we not using any subs. its f**king ridiculous
  193. Thank f**k we did not lose. We look totally knackered sadly.
  194. when are we getting a proper striker
  195. Kind of small club goes to games parking buses with trillions worth of attacking talent.
  196. Wenger decided a draw would do at half time imo.
  197. Slightly disappointing night. Poor conditions and Chelsea came for the point making it hard for us
  198. well that was fun, level top on points. We need a key though.
  199. That wasn't all that bad....to be fair....most important thing was not to lose tonight...
  200. did we do no subs !? but joint top n we kill 2 nd half of league..pool v chelsea
  201. I'm sorry but why the f**k didn't wenger use any subs?
  202. Conditions made a big impact on the quality of the performance, a draw is fine imho.
  203. Meh. Im just happy we never lost. Joint top. I can at least enjoy christmas.
  204. scousers play city and chavs next, we got whm and cardiff away, then barcodes home ...
  205. rubbish 4 no wins 2 looses no scores on target dropped from to off the league we are **** arsene is
  206. Tw*t!
  207. Two points dropped. Giroud misses too many chances.
  208. not sure why we are singing boring chelsea, they had the better
  209. what did everyone have for dinner ?
  210. we a little tired, they defensive, weather a little bit against
  211. This @BestJournoTweet Twitter account is funny
  212. Nice to have the captain back too.
  213. Ramsey's early form was getting us through but we need a good striker.
  214. That Giroud miss. CHRIST!!!! Shout
  215. Dean done us again basically
  216. The pitch wasn't quite flooded enough to warrant a sub
  217. Where the f**k was ozil today
  218. Back top on New Year's Day. How many teams who have been top then have gone on to win the league?
  219. Thought vermaeken had a decent game, ricisky was good
  220. Our next signing should be a referee rather than a player.
  221. So we have 2 away games after a difficult match vs Chelsea.....are we the only ones getting
  222. nyone spot that cheeky little c**t Theo eyeballing Mikel for a wayward pass. FFS, Theo was the
  223. Giroud's shot against Everton was the turning point. Had that sneaked in, we would've been flying
  224. Disappointed with ozil in these big games to be honest
  225. Yikes The wind died down for the game but is really giving it some now!
  226. funny article re the spuds situation hehe >>>
  227. Rosicky and Ozil were the only decent players. Ozil got the ball too deep but his passing was
  228. lacks of subs confused me , wenger always subs at 60min
  229. Is it worth starting Bendtner against West Ham? Giroud has been pretty poor for a few games now and
  230. Happyish with draw vs chelsea, puts me over budget against top 4 clubs
  231. Am i the only one seething about how Dean gets away with
  232. Mini Greggs Sausage rolls for lunch. Lush!
  233. Just watched the game again . we played better then i thought also
  234. Happy Christmas Wave Just finished making my Yule Log Clound Nine :bakeoff:
  235. Happy Christmas all Wave Nearly time for the Christmas smilies ? Roll eyes
  236. This picture of Arsene emerging from the shadows is pretty chilling.
  237. Wishing you a white christmas
  238. My office is full of Iraquis. Haven't these people heard of christmas, for f**k's sake?
  239. Is there a worse, more pointless department in a company than HR?
  240. Happy AWIMB Christmas to you all
  241. Ain't No Chimneys In The Projects Music
  242. merry christmas everyone Music :)
  243. I know the "plastic" insults will follow. Still, happy that>>
  244. If we can't spank west ham then we deserve f**k all
  245. Merry christmas to all. Still looking for 2x membership numbers for Southampton Away Thumb Up
  246. Phil Dowd has been appointed referee for West Ham United v Arsenal, I guess more bad decisions
  247. ozils performances recently
  248. first of all, merry christmas.
  249. Merry xmas everyone!